I rely on Qin Shihuang to enshrine the gods

The head was irrigated with mercury.

Live irrigation.

Put it in the jade box and present it to the King of Qin.

In the midst of his busy schedule, Ying Zheng stopped writing for a while, then seemed to pay attention, "Throw it out and feed it to the wild dogs."

"Yes."

Zhao Gao came over on his knees respectfully, then stretched out his hands and lowered his head, holding the box and kneeling out.When he reached the threshold, he held it tightly.

Hearing Junshang's cold voice, "Where is Gao Jianli?"

Gao Jianli.
This is also Ying Zheng's childhood friend.

Ji Dan played the guqin, and Gao Jianli played the guqin and sang. Only I, the emperor, did not like these melodious sounds that disturbed my mind.

Zhao Gao thought for a while and said, "Back to the king, Gao Jianli has been found. He is now bathing and changing clothes in the other hall, waiting for the king's summons."

"I heard that he had a lot of attacks. Please report it tomorrow."

"promise."

*
There had just been a spring rain, and the air was filled with earth mixed with the fragrance of flowers. The moist rain chains hung down, and the remaining water stains snaked on the Qin bricks.There are more than a dozen little maids playing shuttlecock under the eaves.

Single, crooked, pacing, ringed, forked, bald belly, hunched knees.

The movements are like weaving and embroidering, which is dazzling.

"I won, I won."

"Let's go, let's go find the queen and ask her for a good fortune."

"Let's go."

"We were rewarded with several piles of Chubu last time, what are they now?"

His forehead was full of sweat, and his face was cute and cute. The court ladies who came over curiously ran past him, then covered their mouths and giggled, "Look at him, he's dressed very strangely."

"We don't need to worry about which doctor it is."

"Is this true, Doctor?"

Gao Jianli hugged Zhu and stood there for a long time, closing his eyes and inhaling the fragrance of the powder that came to him, and sighed intoxicatedly: "There are three thousand beauties in the harem, one by one. King Qin is so beautiful and blessed."

The chamberlain next to him pursed his lips tightly, put on a serious and respectful look, and said without explaining, "Your Excellency, please go this way."

After taking a few steps forward, your vision becomes narrow.

Gao Jianli looked up and saw the Jade Dragon and Golden Phoenix. The extremely luxurious and romantic palace covered the blue sky and white clouds, and exhausted the imagination of his ancestors and grandmothers. "Damn it, this kid has really made a great career. He lives in such a nice house." , there are so many beauties, I don’t know if they can give me a room.”

The waiter didn't reply.

Gao Jianli turned around and asked the chamberlain, "Where is your king? I've come here in person, and I don't even come out of the house to greet you? Is this how the people of Qin treat you?"

The chamberlain lowered his head and extended his hand to guide: "Your Excellency, please come this way."

"You really don't want to come out to pick her up?"

"Your Excellency, this way please,"

Gao Jianli stopped completely, closed his eyes, took out bamboo pieces from his body, struck the five strings, and hummed in rhythm: "Deng Deng Deng, Deng Deng Ding, don't be angry, Deng Deng Deng, don't be angry, Deng Deng Ding" , if you don’t get angry, thump thump. When you get angry, if you can’t play well, thump thump, thump thump thump.”

Waiter: "."

After the blow, he stuffed the bamboo pieces into his chest, held the heavy bamboo in his left hand, and quickly walked in with his sleeve swinging in his right hand.But as soon as he took one step, a beautiful figure next to him caught all his attention.

It's like the whole body is spasming, the bones are numb and the tendons are numb.

Gao Jianli struggled to raise his head to look.

The pale green leaves were still rising and falling in the rippling rain puddles, and the girl wearing a thin red skirt was floating in it. The girl did not look back, just her back.

The whole world was turned upside down.

All the limbs and bones were becoming soft and rotten. Gao Jianli grabbed the lapels of his clothes, closed his eyes and savored it carefully, rubbing his palms from side to side, "Stunning beauty, stunning beauty, the most stunning beauty among stunning colors! Compared with it, the palace concubines from the Six Kingdoms stuttered, It's really a waste of money. If I can spend a good night with this woman, it would be worth dying now."

The corners of the chambermaid's mouth twitched.

Gao Jianli walked in, until he saw the back of the tall man in front of him, he knelt down, put the building aside, and kowtowed several times, "The common people kowtow to the King of Qin, long live the King of Qin, long live the Great Qin, the common people congratulate the King of Qin The Qin Kingdom is immortal, and its mountains and rivers are eternal, stronger than pig iron, and harder than iron."

Ying Zheng interrupted him: "Okay."

Gao Jianli raised his head, his forehead flushed, and asked with a blink of an eye: "Prince Qin, don't you find it difficult to appreciate the praises of the common people?"

Before Ying Zheng could speak, he suddenly stood up.

With hands hanging down and waist hunched, they surrounded the man with broad shoulders and narrow waist like a slave, spitting as he walked around, "The common people and the King of Qin have not seen each other for at least 30 years. The King of Qin has grown so tall, and his temperament Not bad, he stands out from the crowd! What is King Qin wearing? The royal robe made of gold silk, everything he wears is gold! What is he wearing on his head? "

Ying Zheng only wore a wooden hairpin on his head.

The chest and cuffs of the black robe are decorated with simple golden patterns.

The King of Qin had never liked complicated and cumbersome things, so he looked particularly majestic like this.

Gao Jianli walked around his back and poked his head out from his shoulder.

He rolled his eyes upward, focused on the wooden hairpin and said, "There are so many rare birds and animals piled with jewels at the door, so King Qin didn't even bother to pick out a few eyeballs and put them on his head."

"." "Even ordinary people don't recognize this tree. Could it be the legendary treasure that can make people immortal? Immortal tree? Jianmu tree? Fusang tree?"

Ying Zheng raised his thin lips, turned around and looked at him quietly, "It's just an ordinary dead wood. The prince's wife carved it with her own hands."

"Did King Qin marry a wife? Oh, I forgot. There were three people in the past. Now that Prince Dan is dead and you have become the king, only the common people have not married yet."

Gao Jianli put his hands into his sleeves and stood respectfully, with an expression on his face. He looked left and right, winked at him and said, "I heard that Queen Qin is an orphan from the Zhao Kingdom. It's a pity that when she was in the Zhao Kingdom, the common people haven't seen her yet." Got through."

"No, you've already seen it."

"Have you seen it?"

Ying Zheng clapped his hands.

He sat on the futon, with one leg bent and placed on the bamboo mat. His brows were filled with comfort, glowing with a razor-sharp beauty, "You traveled thousands of miles to the State of Yan, and then came to the State of Qin. It is not easy. Gu Yao Give you something."

"what?"

Gao Jianli beamed with joy when he heard that the king who controlled half the world gave him something.

"After collecting this thing, I will give you another room."

"Wonderful seconds! Wonderful sound."

Gao Jianli's chest vibrated, and his face was flushed with extreme joy, and he burst into tears from laughter, "Hahahahahahaha, the King of Qin really understands the common people. The common people just said that before they came in, with the King of Qin's mind, he will definitely reward the common people with an elegant room." A magnificent house, as expected! As expected!"

He danced with his hands, picked up Zhu, and placed him five or six steps away.

Gao Jianli slightly tuned the tune, took out a piece of bamboo and played it and sang, "Work at sunrise, thump thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thunk, dig a well and drink, plow the fields, eat, thunk, thump, thump, thump."

Several eunuchs came up carrying things.

Holding the piece of bamboo, Gao Jianli leaned his head to look at it, and frowned when he saw it, "Why are they all dried horse dung?!"

There is a layer of dried excrement in the iron basin, and there is a charcoal fire underneath.

The little eunuch was lighting a fire. He fanned himself with a fan and blew, "Horse dung is a good thing among the people. It can be composted and used as medicine. It can be warmed and raised during war. If you put some horse dung on the arrowhead, whoever gets shot will die." , it’s even more useful during times of famine. After it’s dried and mixed with wild vegetables, it can fill your stomach.”

"Who wants these? I want gold, silver and jewelry."

Gao Jianli's arms were held down by two powerful eunuchs. The smoke from the horse dung stung his eyes. He squinted slightly and raised his head and said, "King Qin, I don't want horse dung, I want gold, silver and jewelry!"

King Qin did not answer.

He continued to speak: "Zhao Zheng, the six countries in the world don't know about you. Don't think that I don't know about you. You are the only one who treats horse dung as a treasure because you have been a horse slave since you were a child. Let me tell you, I have never seen how poor you are. , as long as you give me some pearls and treasures, I will never use my words to try to take advantage of your reputation when I go out!"

"Which eye saw it?"

The king's voice was desolate and ferocious.

Gao Jianli was so dizzy that he said in a manic voice: "Two eyes, both of them saw it!"

The strength in the back is even greater.

When Gao Jianli got close to the smoke, it was like rolling into boiling water. Gao Jianli heard a sizzling sound, and his eyes rolled up and down in his eye sockets, causing several big blisters.

Xiangsheng's scalp was pulled open forcefully, and he couldn't close his eyes: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, King Qin, you bastard who has killed a thousand swords! I'll fuck your mother! Damn you, you motherless bastard!"

Gao Jianli vaguely saw it.

It's like an ancient beast awakening.

Ying Zheng's two eagle-like eyes stared at him, "Left eye, right eye?"

"You bastard, even if I'm blind, I'm going to jump high and scold you. I'll be your ancestor for eight generations!"

The eyeballs were so dry and painful that they fell into darkness.Gao Jianli was so painful that he was sweating like water, and his throat was rolling, "You are born with parents, but you are not raised by parents. If you hadn't been taken back to Qin State, you would still be licking your grandpa Gao's hot fart! Ah——"

"Kill me now if you can, you coward! Coward! Cut in half, Yi tribe, Lingchi. If you have the guts, come and see if your great-great-grandfather doesn't say a word, ahhh! It's my fault!"

"what--"

The sound stopped abruptly.

The little eunuch increased the smoke, and Gao Jianli felt that his eyeballs had been forcibly divided into two, and he put feathers on them and floated into the air.

He saw it, completely now.

Ying Zheng's green eyes were like flashing will-o'-the-wisps, and when the will-o'-the-wisp burned, the sky shone with terror.He smiled coldly, his thin lips curled up, like a poisonous snake, a poisonous scorpion, a vicious tiger, or a ferocious wolf.

Even the layer of skin on his body will be burned to ashes by him at any time, revealing his original shape.

The six kingdoms all reviled King Qin as a beast.

What a fucking beast.

"Beast! A dog won't eat! Bah!"

His abdomen rolled and phlegm surged in his throat. Gao Jianli's pupils diverged and he spat at King Qin. Unexpectedly, the eunuch quickly pressed him down. The thick smoke burned his eyes and he kept screaming.

Now he was really blind.

"I have heard that the music in peaceful times is peaceful and peaceful because of political stability, while the music in turbulent times is resentful and angry because of perverse politics. The sound of subjugated country is sad and plaintive, which means that the country is about to be destroyed."

The evil beast Ping Ping said, "Gao Jianli, I just don't count, you can make another song for me."