After going on a variety show with my ex-boyfriend, I was forced to make an official announcement

Chapter 75 Help me, what are you doing so close!
Under the eyes of the curious duo and 10,000+ spectators outside the venue,
Song Shi stretched out his finger calmly, and poked the little scalper's ass.

"It's up to you old man, just like I told you just now, kill him for me."

Song Shi's lines were filled with righteous indignation, even impassioned.

However, the little scalper swept his butt lazily with his tail, as if he was just touched by a mosquito just now,
Song Shi: "..."

"Big brother, can you show me some face? You embarrass me like this."

[hhh I laughed so hard, why is Brother Shi's style of painting so strange here]

[Yes, yes, I will answer this question,

In order to make the cow obedient, Brother Shi bought a cage of beef buns, and kept talking in its ear. 】

【What's the point?The point is that the cow seems to understand.

As long as you give Baozi in advance, when you poke your butt with your fingers, it can rush forward like crazy.

I did a good job during the rehearsal, but I didn't expect that I didn't move at the critical moment. 】

【Hahaha, I'm just asking if anyone still remembers that when our elder brother was also the overlord of the shows, he could make my little heart beat wildly in the blink of an eye. 】

【However, it's okay to be bullied by the guests now, and the staff can even ride a cow on his head. 】

Song Shi also inexplicably thought of the suffering these days, and suddenly became angry.

He glanced at the two people in the pavilion, and then at the indifferent little scalper in front of him.

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and he took out the last piece of beef wrapped in a plastic bag.

The moment the bun was taken out,
The little scalper became energetic and stared at him eagerly, the desire in his eyes almost turned into substance.

Song Shi squinted at it,
He twirled the steamed stuffed bun in front of it, and immediately took a mouthful of stuffiness.

Little scalper: "???"

After two seconds,
A scream that almost pierced the sky pierced into the eardrum.

"You don't talk about morality!!!"

Lin Chaoyan hurriedly waved away the hands that were still working on her back, and her eyes followed Song Shi's slightly funny running movement,

This is comparable to a perverted Yangko twisting posture, which made her shoulders tremble,
She was trying to keep herself from laughing.

"Ahem, what are you doing, Chief Manager?"

"I'm here, I'm using the little scalper for dodge training."

Song Shi dodged the horns that were about to touch his chest, and ran towards Lin Chaoyan around the corner.

Seeing him rushing in, the little ox didn't continue to chase, flicked its tail twice, and lay down on the ground to eat the grass by the roadside.

From time to time, he hummed in his mouth.

Song Shi saw it's movement from the corner of his eye, and the big stone in his heart fell steadily, and he raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.Subsequently,
Speak the lines that have been prepared long ago.

"When my subordinate came over just now, I saw the farmer on the left walking uphill with a hoe. It seemed that he wanted to dig carrots.

Master doesn't want to eat the freshest radishes,
It's better to go to the hillside together and watch her dig now. "

Sounds like a good idea, but,

Lin Chaoyan became rebellious for no reason, and had to challenge Song Shi a bit.

She changed her position and continued to lie on the table.

"If you have fresh radishes, you can watch them for me. I'm an old man with old arms and legs. I can't stop panting after walking a few steps, but I can't climb the mountain."

Song Shi replied without hesitation: "I can carry the master on my back. I am strong and strong. Let alone climbing mountains, I just run steadily."

[Pfft, my silly brother!You actually wanted to carry away the little daughter-in-law he chased so hard in front of others]

[Beat the big drum, the behavior of the idol has nothing to do with the fans, he stays in a daze, our fans are very smart. 】

[Oh, I really bet on a pack of spicy strips, Song Shi definitely thought these two were just a variety show, oh my god!It's all on his face, yet he still thinks it's fake. 】

[Pfft, after waiting for the official announcement of a certain couple, I have new expectations. When will the guests know that they are having an affair]

[I think the most important thing now is how to save our ignorant brother Shi. At that moment, I saw Lu Zhiyan's face turned dark. 】

Lu Zhiyan's face turned black,

The air pressure around him dropped.

What are you carrying, you didn’t see that I’m still here!
I'm not dead yet!
His eyes were dark, looking slightly dangerous behind the slightly reflective gold-rimmed glasses.

The bright red thin lips swelled slightly, and a sneer escaped from the corner of his mouth: "With your physique of sweating after being chased by a bull for less than 30 seconds, can you still carry people?"

Song Shi opened his mouth,

Damn, why don't my allies speak up for me?

Isn't our task to kill the landlord together?If the landlord doesn't go out, how can he implement the next plan.

He thought for a while, and then he was enlightened, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, look at my immobile mind, the master travels, no matter what, you have to take a sedan chair, and the subordinates will prepare it for you immediately."

broadcast:

Seeing the enthusiasm and thoughtfulness of the big housekeeper, the landlord immediately moved his mind and decided to go and see the radish collection in person.
By the way, go shopping with Sanfang who was heartbroken by me,
This enhances the relationship between husband and wife.

Lin Chaoyan:? ? ?

We all know that Sanfang is going to have an affair, which will also enhance the relationship between husband and wife,

I'm afraid that there won't be enough green hats to wear, right?

There is also the program group's method of forcing the plot to be changed, can it be restrained a little bit.

Seeing that Lin Chaoyan didn't move,

The radio added:
The landlord thought about it, and the news said that Erfang would go to the hillside today to find that ignorant little bastard, and I just happened to be able to take a look when I went out this time.
It is best to catch all adulterers and adulterers.

Lin Chaoyan fell silent, not knowing whether to say the word dog or not.

She took a deep breath, looked up at Song Shi: "Where is the sedan chair you prepared for me?"

"here."

Song Shi pointed to the little ox lying on the ground, and took the cushion from the staff, and spread it on its back while the ox was not paying attention.

"This is the most popular ox cart at the moment. It is fast and stable, and it takes a long time to raise cattle for a thousand days."

【Hahaha, I really laughed again.Did the program group really buy insurance in advance?I seriously suspect that people will be shaken off before they sit on it]

[The housekeeper's desire to kill the landlord should not be too obvious]

[However, I see that this cow is quite spiritual, so it should not be that exaggerated]

[Hahahaha, no, you really don't have the idea that you can't guess the ending at all? 】

Lin Chaoyan was really afraid that after going up, she would be thrown to the ground by it.

She is a female star, and she still has to rely on her face for food.

"Cough," Lin Chaoyan sat up from the stone table, pretending to move her waist,
"Suddenly my whole body was full of strength,

Walking is not tiring, and climbing is not out of breath.
Come on, just go up and see for yourself. "

"I'll hold you up."

A magnetic and elegant male voice sounded beside my ear,

Lin Chaoyan was stunned,

In this second, Lu Zhiyan had already raised her hand, with a vague smile on the corner of his mouth.

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Help me, what are you doing so close!
　hhh I'm being lazy today, just one chapter

　　I will update it sooner tomorrow tomorrow.

　　I was still very worried about whether there would be any problems with the content these days.

　　I saw two people saying it was funny,
　　I assume it's okay by default.

　　This link should end soon, at most five or six chapters hhh.

　　
　
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