After going on a variety show with my ex-boyfriend, I was forced to make an official announcement

Chapter 45

"Oh."

Lin Chaoyan nodded casually, she sat on the tree trunk and swayed her feet, her tone slightly raised: "Then come up and chop me up."

The translation of this sentence is: You can't come up, slightly slightly
Ding Yang picked up the prop ax that was put aside, stroked the "blade" with his fingertips, and smiled inexplicably: "You will take the initiative."

??
what's going on,
Is this still the Tie Hanhan from before?When did he go to acting class?

Lin Chaoyan glanced at the ax that cost at most five yuan,

"Don't tell me that this thing can really cut down trees."

"Ahem." Ding Yang cleared his throat, stood up from the ground holding his ax high, and shouted solemnly:

"Great God of Logging! Some people dare to question your power. Please show your mighty divine power in front of this small mortal."

Lin Chaoyan: "."

Can this game still be played like this?
By the way, Ding Yang didn't attend an acting class, but just escaped from a mental hospital.

"It turns out that the God of Logging is made of plastic. By the way, isn't your god's age a bit too short?" Lin Chaoyan lowered her voice: "Quiet Mimi, has it been out of the factory for half a year?"

Ding Yang raised his head and looked at her in disbelief, "You don't smile."

???

"Hmm is this funny?"

Looking at Ding Yang's astonished and even lonely expression,
Lin Chaoyan hahad twice in an extremely perfunctory way, "Okay, okay, it's really funny."

"Alas." Ding Yang sat back on the ground frustrated, and tore the weeds by the roadside repeatedly.

"I just completed a hidden mission and got a special item, which is comparable to the heaven-defying effect of Lu Ge's resurrection.

But unexpectedly,
This premise is too difficult to complete! "

Lin Chaoyan's eyes lit up, and she quickly covered it up again. She pretended not to care and glanced at the ax thrown aside by Ding Yang: "Don't tell me, that heaven-defying prop is this useless and inferior toy, right? .”

"Yes."

Ding Yang stared at the ax on the ground with wear marks on the corners in distaste, as if out of breath, he raised his leg and kicked it,
The distance is neither long nor short, as long as Lin Chaoyan jumps down, he can pick it up by bending over.

Lin Chaoyan raised her eyes and looked at Ding Yang who was still complaining non-stop, her toes turned up in joy, the corners of her exquisite lips drew a nice arc, her tone was deliberately drawn out,

"So, what is your mission?"

"Ham, it's just like I did just now, chanting the spell that elementary school students dislike with enthusiasm. If the other party laughs, a little physical strength will be automatically deducted from him."

Speaking of this, Ding Yang gave another angrily pooh,
"I thought it would be fine if I made a fool of myself, at least I could gain some physical strength, but I didn't expect to be left to make a fool of myself now. I guess after this variety show, the company will directly kick me out of the team and drive me next door to become a comedian.

God knows that before I came on the show, I still had the idea of ​​gaining popularity by relying on my appearance and elegant image. Now, few people probably remember that I am also an idol. "

Ding Yang turned around in a circle on his own, and his vision changed accordingly.

then,

He stopped, and stretched out his hand towards Lin Chaoyan: "Sister Chaoyan, why don't we form an alliance, I'll make fun of it alone, if two people, that's not necessarily the case,
Not many people can resist tickling or something,
I will be in charge of the male guests, and you will be in charge of the female guests. Together, we will be invincible. Your current physical strength is at its peak, and I can give you the physical strength you earned to help you reach the top.

At that time, we will get four or six gold coins, you six and I four. "

Sounds like a good option,

Lin Chaoyan thought for a while, then stretched her shoulders: "I think this idea is very good, so let's cooperate."

Just as she landed, Ding Yang, who was standing aside, put away the smile on his face, stepped forward with his long legs, and was about to rush to her in a few steps.

Lin Chaoyan was already prepared to turn around and run away. Ding Yang raised his leg and kicked the ax prop into the grass, and immediately pulled up his horsepower to give chase.

After the two of them ran away,

Figures of Song Shi and Qin Yi emerged from a corner,

Qin Yi looked at the props that were about to be covered by weeds, and then at Ding Yang's almost invisible back, her brows frowned involuntarily,
"He even forgot to take the props."

Song Shi was taken aback,
"Perhaps because I felt that no one could find it except Xiaoyan, so I planned to snatch her away and come back to get it.

It's a pity that he didn't know that we had come here with Xiaoyan and listened to the whole conversation. "

The doubts in her heart were dispelled by Song Shi's words. Qin Yi exhaled, stepped forward quickly and took out the ax from the grass, hesitated for a while, then put it in Song Shi's hands,

"I suddenly have a plan to drain Ding Yang's stamina!"

the other side,
Lin Chaoyan stopped exhausted, bowed her waist and panted heavily, "It should be enough to run this far."

Ding Yang looked back,
"almost."

"Huh, that's good." Lin Chaoyan kicked her legs, sat down on the grass, and fanned herself with her hands.

"By the way, when did you find out that Song Shi and the others were behind?"

Ding Yang raised his head proudly: "Well! I knew it from the moment I saw you."

[Fuck, shit, shit!Shocked three times, so they were all acting just now? 】

[Wait, wait for me to digest it, since when did our Yangzi become so smart, he must have been pierced. 】

[Hehe, is there a possibility that Yangzi has been pretending from the beginning, he is the man who became the captain. 】

[Brothers, I understand.Wasn't Yang Zai pulled into the room by Lin Chaoyan for at least 10 minutes yesterday?At that time, everyone was thinking in an indescribable direction,

It turned out that they were actually discussing countermeasures,
The purpose is to perform such a play today.

After their operation, no one would have thought that they were allies unless they had the perspective of God.

In the future, you can even pretend to be an enemy to take advantage of other guests. 】

[Laughing to death, there are probably [-] minds in this group of people. 】

Lin Chaoyan gave Ding Yang a thumbs up: "It's amazing, Yang Zi, but how did you get that axe? It's interesting."

Ding Yang blinked his eyes, and a cunning flashed in his eyes: "I picked it up on the side of the road, and the spell was also thought up on the spur of the moment.

And I'm sure Sister Qin Yi and the others will honestly learn how I read it, and then "

"And make a fool of yourself?"

"No, no, it's too childish just to make a fool of myself, as for the real effect."

Ding Yang shook his index finger with a profound face: "The destiny cannot be said."

"Hahaha, then I will wait to see your next performance."

Ding Yang didn't want to say it, and Lin Chaoyan didn't pursue it. She has more important things to do right now.

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Someone on the road slowly wiped the long knife in his hand: I vaguely remember that I seem to be the hero.

A certain month was so nervous that her eyes fluttered wildly: "Ahem, the main character is going to be the finale."

In the dark night, a cold light flashed, and a certain month had a knife on its neck,

Lu Zhiyan: "If you don't let me out in the next chapter, I will kill you."

A certain month spread her hands together: "Then you do it, anyway, I'm gone, and you still want to chase after your wife?

Go chase air. "

(Double updates will be resumed on Saturday, and there will be exams on Friday)

　There is an exam on Friday, and I am going to review these days,

　　Double updates will be resumed on Saturday. (;`)

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