After the whole network was hacked, I took the Tsinghua University postgraduate entrance examination

Ji Xi knows that she doesn't have the burden of being a celebrity, and she can accept the job of picking up garbage under the sun. For her, this is an ordinary job that the villagers of Xianyu Village have been doing, and it is quite interesting. meaningful.

Yue Xiu'an stood by, looking at Ji Xizhi's position, almost crying with envy.

The two-level reversal is like this. The job he ridiculed a second ago has now become the job he wants most.

What about selling tickets and frying noodles? How can Ji Xi know that picking up trash can hide tourists?

There was light in Yue Xiu'an's eyes.

The program team interrupted the light mercilessly, and began to announce: "Congratulations to all of you for getting your appointed positions. Next, the program team will carefully prepare a dressing room for you, and provide you with some costumes and props for free. You can enter In the disguise room, you can freely choose whether to make some disguise, the time is half an hour, the disguise is completed, and you can start immediately!"

This time, the program team was very generous. They didn't embarrass the guests with the equipment. They gave all the disguise props that should be given, and even introduced two makeup artists that shouldn't be given to help everyone disguise.

Of course, this is mainly due to the time issue. Director Wang originally wanted to use these things to trick the guests.

However, due to too much time wasted in rushing to buy special priced crystal lamps, we had no choice but to give up.

The dressing room was rented in the yard next to the supermarket. This is the yard of a villager's home in Xianyu Village. The program team only rented a small room that was basically not used on the first floor of their house as a temporary dressing room.

All the nine guests chose to enter the dressing room for a very simple reason. To hide their identities, everyone wanted to put on some disguise, otherwise they would be recognized if they went out, and a day would be wasted.

It's fine for others to do it for nothing, but Yue Xiu'an and Bai Zhe can't stand it.

In fact, Bai Zhe didn't intend to take this task very seriously. Idol killing fish is worse than idol beheading!

Once he kills the fish, all the black pictures on the Internet will definitely be GIFs of him killing fish. Last time, Bai Xing was turned into a fan by black fans because he was holding the internal organs of the fish with both hands, and lost tens of thousands of fans. Fan, he must not repeat the same mistakes.

But if he doesn't kill the fish, the sunspots will black him again, he's ungrounded, stinky and hypocritical!
Stretching your head and shrinking your head is a knife.

At this moment, Bai Zhe even regretted being on this show.

But looking at Ji Xizhi not far away, and remembering what his agent said when their group was about to disband, he bit the bullet and went into the dressing room again.

There was only one makeup artist in the dressing room, and the female guests basically knew how to make up, while the male guests were not very good at it, but Guan Fengyan didn't plan to make up and pretend, so there were only Yue Xiu'an and Bai Zhe left. People grab this one makeup artist.

Bai Zhe yelled very quickly, and his attitude was very polite: "Hello, teacher, can you help me change my makeup?"

Yue Xiu'an came a step late, he glared at Bai Zhe, and then rushed, "Help me change it first!"

Bai Zhe: "I'll just change my stage makeup, just add some eye shadow and make my hair."

Yue Xiu'an became anxious: "I'll change the female makeup!!!"

The makeup artist being scrambled: "???!"

After Yue Xiu'an finished speaking, he proudly raised his eyebrows and glanced at Bai Zhe, "How about it, do you dare?!"

Bai Zhe: "..." This person is sick!
The fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked by Yue Xiu'an's words.

[Cover your eyes, help, let me take off my fans for 1 minute!It's not because of female makeup, it's because he is too stupid! 】

[Actually, he is also very hardworking, otherwise, the makeup artist, you should do it for the silly dog ​​first! (want to see face)]

It's a pity that Yue Xiu'an's method of killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight thousand himself still failed to seize the opportunity.

Because it was Bai Zhe who spoke first, according to the sequence, the makeup artist decided to do Bai Zhe's styling first, and then Yue Xiu'an.

The rental location of the dressing room happened to be in the middle of Xianyu Village. At this time, people in the village also got up. A large number of people from the program team set up machines to shoot in the yard. It was inevitable that some villagers would come to watch and take a look, most of them were some old man old lady.

It's not easy to stop the program group. After all, they have already disturbed these people when they came to the village to record. Now that these old men and women have not hindered them from filming, they can enter the country after being filmed.

Because Yue Xiu'an failed to grab the make-up artist, he had to wait first, behind Bai Zhe, not sure if he would be in time for the last time, he squatted on the doorstep and waited melancholy, with an extremely hurt expression on his face.

The other female guests basically sat in front of the mirror and began to make up or change their looks. Only Yue Xiu'an was still sitting on the steps at the door of the dressing room.

When Yuexiu'an fans saw this, they felt extremely pitiful.

[I feel a little distressed, the silly dog ​​is a little lonely! 】

[Who told him not to wear makeup anymore!You look at other female guests, and then you look at other people's knowledge...?Eh?Know people!Why isn't she wearing makeup? 】

[Strange, I saw her come in just now, why didn't she disappear?Silly dog, you cry first, I will go to the Zhizhi live broadcast room first! 】

[I'm going to see it too! 】

The fans of Yue Xiu'an were distressed for a second, and then they evacuated in large numbers to watch Ji Xizhi.

But it was just transferred to Ji Xizhi's live broadcast room.

Fans of Yue Xiu'an discovered that Yue Xiu'an was still in the camera?

Why did Ji Xizhi follow the PD shots and shoot Yue Xiu'an?
【Is Zhizhi going to change clothes? PD is naughty, secretly filming our silly dog ​​crying~]

Everyone is at a loss.

In the camera, next to Yue Xiu'an, there is an old lady wearing a floral shirt, gray trousers, cloth shoes, a full sun hat, and checkered red sleeves on her arms. Money, almost.

Granny: "What are you doing here?"

The old grandma was hunched over, unable to see her face clearly, her voice was muffled by the mask worn by the sun visor.

In addition, Yue Xiu'an was sitting on the steps, and he was still thinking about Bai Zhe's robbery of the makeup artist, so he didn't hear clearly.

Yue Xiu'an could only vaguely hear his grandma asking what he was doing, he looked up, and when he saw the old lady in Xianyu Village and the close-range shot of the PD next to him, he suddenly burst into drama, hugging in emptiness. The grandma's calf cried out: "Grandma, grandma, they all bully me, this program group, they all bully me!!!"

Granny: "?"

Follow up with PD: "???"

Yuexiu'an fans: [? 】

Ji Xizhi's former fans in the live broadcast room: [?Pfft hahahahahaha I want to, I'm going to laugh out loud! 】

Yue Xiu'an originally wanted to be good at acting, and sold out badly to the grandparents who watched the drama in Xianyu Village. It would be best if the grandparents could join him in condemning the program group, so that the program group might be able to give him another make-up Master come here.

But he never expected that the grandma he hugged was somewhat hard-hearted.

Seeing him crying for so long, I just didn't join him in condemning the show crew.

Yue Xiu'an had been acting for a long time, and he was tired, so he got up from the steps: "Grandma, can you show me some face?"

Grandma (Ji Xizhi): "...Are you tired?"

Standing up, the two of them got a little closer, and Yue Xiu'an could clearly hear the voice inside the mask.

Seems a bit younger?Still a little familiar?
Yue Xiu'an was still thinking.

Ji Xizhi reminded again: "There are still 15 minutes until the disguise is over."