After the whole network was hacked, I took the Tsinghua University postgraduate entrance examination

A few 10 minutes ago.

The five people at the salted fish stall all entered the state and started selling.

The five of them still don't know about the fact that the flying guests got the money to buy it.

Several people wanted to sell salted fish.

Yue Xiu'an's mind was racing, he entered the booth, picked up the voice changer and started yelling loudly.

"Selling salted fish, salted fish with gifts, free legal analysis! Don't miss it when you pass by! 31 pieces, 60 pieces, the more the better!"

The fans of Yuexiu'an couldn't see it.

[31 items, 60 items, where is the discount?It's outrageous! 】

[I think the discount that the silly son mentioned should refer to his own... legal analysis! 】

[He knows how to reverse sell! 】

Yue Xiu'an shouted vigorously in the small room, and the guests in the other booths naturally heard it too.

Guan Fengyan, Sheng Yaoyao, and Zhong Yulu still had some idol baggage. After all, they had never sold vegetables, and they didn’t even go to the vegetable market much. The shouting words made several people feel nervous all of a sudden.

Guan Fengyan was the first to try to follow suit, "Salted fish, dried salted fish, buy dried salted fish and get free performance tutorial!"

Zhong Yulu continued, "Salted fish, delicious and fragrant salted fish!"

Then Sheng Yaoyao also said: "emmm very fresh salted fish! Anyone buy it? I can also give something~"

The booth became lively all of a sudden.

Halfway through Yue Xiuan's shouting, he found that everyone was rushing to shout, and his voice became louder: "Why are you still yelling like me? It's too much, my dried salted fish is the saltiest! Folks passing by, everyone Come buy mine, mine is good!"

Guan Fengyan kindly reminded: "Xiao Yue, I think the salted fish in everyone's baskets should be the same batch, the same. Friends passing by, you can take a look at mine, and I can give a performance as a gift!"

Yue Xiu'an: "I'll give you a group photo! Autographed photo! Women's clothing photo!"

Guan Fengyan: "...you are ruthless."

[Photos of women's clothing? !Silly dog, calm down, it's just a few salted fish, it's not enough! 】

Several people started to quarrel in the air, all kinds of overweight.

The staff of the program team couldn't help laughing when they heard it outside the booth, especially the following PDs of several guests. They shot the camera around the outside of the booth almost at the same time.

The audience was shown the situation outside the booth.

A few guests were in a daze, but there was not a single guest outside.

[Crap, there is no one who passes by this place, right? 】

[The program team is too hot, it's so noisy, those who don't know think they are grabbing a big deal! 】

[I really want them to come out and see, how does it feel to snatch the air? 】

[It's not important, I want to see what Fang Zhuyue and the others will give when they come! 】

The fans in the live broadcast room almost died laughing.

Among the five stalls, only Ji Xizhi's stall has remained silent.

Ever since Ji Xizhi entered the small room, he skillfully took out a pamphlet from his pocket and began to write.

Several other guests kept yelling, but Ji Xizhi never made a sound, as if she wasn't here to sell salted fish.

Ji Xizhi, who was in charge of filming the PD, couldn't help it at first. He knew the rules of the program group, but before the flying guests came, the live broadcast room couldn't just be empty. He tried to get Ji Xizhi to participate in selling salted fish In the segment, Daode kidnapped and said: "Mr. Ji, do you want to shout out too? Only when the salted fish is sold can you have money and you can buy decoration materials. After all, you are in charge of Teacher Sheng's room."

Ji Xizhi raised his head slowly, and replied: "The person hasn't come yet, don't worry."

PD: "???" He almost blurted out, how do you know it again!

Ji Xizhi saw through the PD's expression, and explained lightly: "The specialty of Xianyu Village is salted fish. In this village, it should be difficult to sell it. The program team should arrange someone to come and buy it?"

"Not surprisingly, it should be the flying guest who will arrive next, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't use this kind of blind sale?"

[Zhizhi is indeed the strongest brain, saving time and effort! 】

[Director Wang's script has been thoroughly figured out by Zhizhi! 】

[Zhizhi: Moral kidnapping?High and low, your panties will be shaken! 】

Ji Xizhi guessed the rules of the program group [-]% of the time, PD's moral kidnapping was completely ineffective, and he could only keep his mouth shut in the end.

The guests on the other four booths yelled for a long time, their mouths were dry, but they failed to attract a single customer. In the end, their throats were dry and their voices also dropped.

According to the routine of the program group, it is definitely impossible to wait for other customers, and can only wait for the flying guests to come.

Ji Xizhi also speculated in this way.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, from the middle of the booth by the sea, two little carrot heads appeared out of nowhere, a man and a woman.

The staff of the program group were basically inside the booth, and there were fixed cameras outside. The two children who appeared by accident seemed to be only six or seven years old.

The little boy walked to the middle of the booth and said brightly, "I have found my sister! This must be the fish god empress they mentioned! As long as we make a wish with the fish god empress, the fish god empress will definitely bless us, and I will definitely get full marks in the next exam. La!"

The little girl still had tears on her eyelashes. Hearing what her brother said, she choked up and asked, "Really? But there are five temples of the Fish Goddess here, which one will bless us?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment, looked around, and then pointed to Ji Xizhi's booth and said, "This one, this one has no sound, the fish god empress can't speak!"

After speaking, the little boy took out all the pocket money from his pocket and put it on the tray in front of Ji Xizhi's booth.

Then sincerely make a wish: "Hello, Empress Fish God, my name is Li Songting, my sister is Li Songling, I brought all the pocket money, I hope Empress Fish God can bless me and my sister to get full marks in the next Olympic exam! I can't bless the wrong one!"

[Wai Ji Xi know?With this luck, children, even if they fail the exam, they should get full marks, right? 】

【This story tells us that silence is golden! 】

The guests in the small room can see the money on the booth tray.

At the beginning, when they heard the voices of the little boy and the little girl, several guests stopped shouting, just thought it was very funny.

Now the little boy still has money.

Yue Xiu'an yelled on the spot: "Little friend, I am the Empress Fish God, why don't you worship me!"

The little boy glanced back, and then had a serious conversation with his sister: "Lingling, look, there are also fake fish god empresses. They are all men, and they lied to us that they are fish god empresses. He is cheating money!"

The little girl nodded in confusion: "Bad guy!"

Yue Xiu'an: "..." Everyone's voice changers are clearly unified, hey!
Guan Fengyan and Sheng Yaoyao laughed ruthlessly: "Hahahahaha!"

Sitting in the small room, Ji Xizhi also heard the voice of the child, but she didn't expect the child to regard her as the empress of the fish god.

He also gave pocket money, and the most important thing is that he still knows about fraud, although he doesn't know much.

Ji Xizhi picked up the microphone and was about to speak.

Suddenly, another woman's voice came from outside: "Lingling, Tingting, what are you doing? Go home!"

The little boy named Li Songting turned his head immediately: "Mom, I am worshiping the fish god empress."

Mother of two little boys: "..."

She is an adult and a native of Xianyu Village. Of course, she knows about the filming of the program group in the village. Children can't understand it. Of course, she can understand these arrangements.

The young mother glanced at the camera and knew that her child had disturbed the filming of the show. She quickly said sorry to the camera and was about to leave with her two children.

Unexpectedly, the little boy refused to leave anyway.

Young mother: "Baby, there is no Empress Fish God, so it's your mother who told you stories, right? You have to get full marks in the exam and work hard on your own, right?"

The little boy got angry: "Yes!"

Young mother: "Li Songting! Are you going?"

The little boy's voice was a little choked up: "I won't go, I won't go, yes, there really is the Fish God Empress! As long as the Fish God Empress protects us, my sister won't be laughed at next time!"

The little boy looked like he was about to cry, and the little girl next to him burst into tears.

The young mother felt a little helpless, and couldn't help but want to reprimand her.

With a glance, behind the two children, an unusually beautiful little girl emerged from the shed of the so-called Fish Goddess.

It's Ji Xizhi.

Ji Xizhi came out, and mouthed to the young mother: "I can play the role of the fish goddess."

The young mother was surprised by Ji Xizhi's appearance for a moment, and then quickly understood what Ji Xizhi meant, and nodded gratefully at Ji Xizhi.

Ji Xizhi bent over and came out from behind the booth.

The two children who were crying just now stopped crying when they saw Ji Xizhi walk out.

The little girl grabbed her brother's hand and shook it crazily: "The Fish God Empress is so beautiful!!!"

Ji Xizhi squatted in front of the two children, smiling, "Hello, Li Songting, Li Songling~"

The little boy's eyes widened and he believed it: "She knows our names, she is really the Fish Goddess!!!"

Ji Xizhi: "You want to get full marks in the exam, right? Then go home with mom now, and I'll go find you at night, okay?"

The little boy and the little girl were persuaded by Ji Xizhi for a second, and they both responded obediently: "Okay~"

Seeing that the baby at home was easily coaxed by Ji Xizhi, the young mother thanked her repeatedly. When the two children walked to the side holding hands, she explained the reason to Ji Xizhi. The little boy and the little girl are twins. , but I was delayed for a long time because of surgery and illness, which caused my academic performance to fail to keep up. Later, I was laughed at by other students in the class.

The young mother thanked Ji Xizhi repeatedly. Although she didn't know Ji Xizhi, she also knew that Ji Xizhi was an actor. Of course, she didn't expect that what Ji Xizhi just said to go to them at night was true.

Unexpectedly, Ji Xizhi asked her for the address seriously, and then really went to find them in the evening.

Ji Xizhi turned his head and glanced at the pocket money on the booth, and said, "If it's convenient, I can spare some time to teach them these few days! My name is Ji Xizhi, and my education is currently a bachelor's degree. Admission, if you are not at ease, you can check."

Young mother: "...?"

"Well, I heard that there seems to be a star in the entertainment industry this year who said he was admitted to Tsinghua University? Is it you?"

She doesn't chase stars, but this kind of incident has been discussed by many people, and it has been heard in her ears, but she can't remember the name.

Ji Xizhi thought for a while, and then said: "It should be? But I'm not sure if there are others."

[The word should be left out, I have been chasing stars for ten years, and I have never heard of it! 】

[Knowledge is too rigorous!It's you! 】

The fans in the live broadcast room shouted wildly, and the young mother on the shooting scene was also stunned. It took a while to realize that she made an appointment with Ji Xizhi and left an address, and then planned to leave.

The moment he turned around, he saw the words salted fish and tutor written on the board of Ji Xizhi's booth.

The young mother paused: "Is this for sale?"

Ji Xizhi nodded.

Young mother: "Then I want them all!"

The young mother's voice was like a boulder, directly waking up the four guests who were silently watching the show.

Yue Xiu'an put aside the voice changer on the spot, and shouted: "My salted fish is also for sale, and mine is also for sale! I can play Fish God Daddy, Fish God Brother, or Fish God Brother!"

Sheng Yaoyao: "Me too, I will act as the disciple of Empress Fish God!"

Guan Fengyan thought for a while, then dropped his old face: "Grandpa Fish God, I can do it too."

Young mother: "..." I feel scared! -
After all, the young mother only bought all the salted fish that Ji Xi knew.

The program group couldn't stop it, the PD who knew all the rules of the program group saw Ji Xizhi sold out before the flying guests arrived.

Even when director Wang tuned in the follow-up monitoring, when he saw this passage, he was silent.

What is this?Can salted fish be sold like this?The entire planning team of the program group got together, and they couldn't make up this plot! ! !
Especially at the end, when several guests were still vying for cosplay, Director Wang was completely paralyzed.

Seeing that the flying guests were about to arrive, Ji Xizhi poked his head out to ask about closing the stall, but the numb Director Wang simply didn't stop him, and let her close the stall with a wave of his hand.

Director Wang shouted: Go!go!Close the booth immediately!speed! ! !Don't delay the next plot of their program group!
Ji Xi knew that Maliu had collected the money and went home. As soon as she left, the three flying guests and Le Qiqi from the program group had already arrived.

Bai Zhe played with the 100 yuan in hand, and approached the five salted fish stalls first.

Before he came, he had already done a lot of homework on Ji Xizhi. He had watched all of Ji Xizhi's variety shows and live broadcasts. It was not difficult for him to identify Ji Xizhi from the five guests.

Especially when several guests wrote something on the salted fish price list.

Bai Zhe's gaze was fixed on the booth with the analysis of legal cases, his eyes shone slightly.

Inner Crazy os: Demo!Isn't it easy to win Ji Xizhi? !
Yue Xiu'an: Don't come here! ! !