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"A shepherd boy rides an ox, and his singing shakes the forest. Have you ever heard it?"

The makeup artist is also very accomplished in hair styling. The program crew often travels through the wilderness. She cuts everyone's hair when it grows long, and her skills are very good.

Although he was a little disgusted with Yu Hao's dirty hair and unkempt beard, he was still very professional and took out a clipper and put a scarf on him.

There is an open space of about one square meter on the other side of the bus door. There is a plastic stool there. The tall Yu Hao is sitting on it, feeling very relaxed.

The road conditions were good and the car drove very smoothly, but it could not avoid a little shaking.

The young lady has a pointed comb in one hand and a hair clipper in the other. She is very cautious when cutting her hair, fearing that it will be damaged by others.

But Yu Hao doesn't care about his hairstyle.

The fader started to sound and he started talking.

Enter narration mode and no one else will interrupt.

“When I was young, my family had a big buffalo. The happiest thing for me every day was to sit on the back of the buffalo and follow my grandfather to herd the cow.

"Grandpa usually carries a basket on his back, wears a big straw hat, holds a dry tobacco pole in his mouth, and leads the cow in front. I sit on the cow's back, wear a small straw hat, and blow various small leaves.

"Some leaves have a clear and high-pitched sound, while other leaves have a dull sound, like puff puff, puff puff, like this..."

Unexpectedly, this person has a lot of humor in him.

He pouted his mouth and learned to make that sound like farting.

It's so hard to hold back laughter.

“When we arrived at the place where the cattle were grazing, the cattle began to eat grass, and my grandfather took me to pick various wild fruits.

"I picked and ate them, and he would pick them and put them in a basket to sell, or make some medicinal wine and sell them.

“My grandma made me a cross-body bag out of old clothes at home, and I carried it every day.

"My grandpa put the sweetest mountain twist seeds in my bag, but he didn't allow me to eat more. When I was a kid, I was greedy and couldn't help but eat a lot. Then I would become constipated and cry because I couldn't poop out my poop.

"I like all kinds of rice noodles the most, as well as August fried rice, cat poop..."

Probably because it brought back the good memories in his heart, Yu Hao's eyes lit up and his whole person looked different.

"Mulberry tastes good, but my mouth turns black after eating it. Yellow tooth fruit is also delicious, but my teeth turn yellow after eating it. I don't like it very much."

Many children only care about eating and don't care about the change in appearance. They even find it funny and laugh hard because their mouths are black and their teeth are yellow.

Ni Bingyan listened silently, as if following Yu Hao back to the most beautiful summer in his memory, full of wild fruits.

"There is a kind of wild fruit called Lili. We call it jelly fruit here and can be used to make jelly. It has a variant called Aiyuzi. Together with figs and banyan trees, they are all plants of the genus Ficus in the Moraceae family. They are considered brothers. Bar!

"When I was in high school, I studied the article "Mountain Ghosts" in "Nine Songs". There is a sentence in it, 'If a man comes to the mountains, he will be covered with grass and flowers.' I wonder if you remember it?

"I asked the Chinese teacher, is this jelly fruit a jelly fruit? If I put this on my body, will it be too hard and uncomfortable? Also, what if a handful of jelly fruit is knocked off and sticky juice drips on it? How uncomfortable it must be to have it on your body and not be able to wash it off!
"Then the teacher said, Yu Hao, you go and stand in the back and listen. I will ask Qu Yuan personally for this answer after I die, and then I will tell you in my dream.

"Then I asked him, what would you do if Qu Yuan had been reincarnated?

"Then the teacher said, this question is a bit difficult, maybe if you go and stand outside the door, I will have ideas.

"Then I went to stand in the corridor until school was over, and everyone came to see me. They danced hula around me, and some people sang at the top of their lungs, 'If there is a man who comes to the mountains, he is wearing a mulberry leaf and a girl. '."

"My dad was called to school by the teacher and said he wanted to talk to him about my learning problems. My dad happened to see this scene and was very angry. He rushed into the class teacher's office and said that my son was bullied like this! You don't care! You even asked me to come to school to talk! What the hell are you talking about? Don’t talk to their parents, talk to me, do you think I’m easy to bully?! Then you took me home directly.”

Even outsiders can't help but curl their lips when they hear these things.

His father protected him unconditionally. This kind of memory is extremely beautiful no matter who it is.

The makeup artist was so calm that she took eighteen deep breaths before steadying her hands and pushing his hair.

The others suppressed their faces and suppressed their laughter.

Why would no one want such a humorous boy?

What a rare thing a sense of humor is!

It seems that I met a blind ex-girlfriend.

Everyone couldn't help but think so.

After telling the story, his hair was trimmed, and the brush gently swept away the stubble on his face and neck. He used scissors to cut his beard short, and then shaved it clean with an electric razor.

When he took off his scarf and stood up, everyone couldn't help but stare.

Just, what a handsome guy!

He has handsome eyebrows and deep eyes, and a high nose bridge. Because he talks about happy things, his face is rosy and his red lips are slightly hooked.

The conditions are limited, so I can only recommend a fairly round size.

If you can still look so handsome with this kind of hairstyle, then this person is really handsome.

Probably he has exercised a lot in the past few months, which makes him look tight and well-proportioned, which adds to his appearance.

The car was very quiet until the burly cameraman, who looked like a bear, spoke:

"Hi~ If we meet a kidnapper at the same time, the kidnapper will definitely kidnap me but not you. If he kidnaps you, you will be rescued in minutes. No matter how shameless the kidnapper is, he can't tell you that you are his son." Everyone couldn't help laughing. .

"If you two met a kidnapper, he would probably be beaten into a cripple by you two, right? What kind of kidnapper would be so reluctant to kidnap a strong man like you?"

As soon as Ni Bingyan opened his mouth, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

They were afraid of interrupting Yu Hao's narration just now. They had been holding it in so hard!

Yu Hao scratched his head in embarrassment: "Thank you for the compliment, brother, I'm just an ordinary person."

Obviously, he has no regard for his appearance.

Someone else said: "You are so good-looking that you are cheating on me. No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. Girls nowadays are really very discerning~"

The makeup artist girl immediately retorted: "Cheating is a matter of character, what does it have to do with appearance? If you can't find a girlfriend, it's just because you don't have the right relationship. How can a girl have good taste? How many good girls can't find a high-quality one?" Where’s the boyfriend!”

Everyone started chatting and the atmosphere was very cheerful.

Yu Hao was very embarrassed, so he simply found a broom and dustpan and planned to clean up the beard and hair on the ground.

"Hey, please put me down!"

Pei Jin was sitting in the front row and grabbed the broom and dustpan and pushed him into the seat.

"Come on, come on, while we are recording the show, tell me, what kind of girlfriend do you want to find? When the show airs, I won't be able to stop your luck!"

Yu Hao only said this as everyone was trying to encourage him to cheer up. Touched by everyone's kindness, he still spoke:

"My appearance is just fine, but my main character is good. First of all, it's best if you have the same goals in life as mine, work hard, and live a good life. Second, if you have anything to say, you must tell me and don't lie to me. Third, personally The financial conditions are not generous, so just be simple and generous, don’t compare and be vain.”

There is a saying that the best way to forget a relationship is to start a new relationship.

After three months of self-healing, Yu Hao felt that he had the courage to accept new relationships.

After being encouraged by everyone, I thought about the popularity of Ni Bingyan's variety show, and wanted to rely on the show to get out of singlehood.

These days, finding a reliable matchmaker costs a lot of money!
Anyway, he has said so much, and he doesn't mind going into more detail.

Yu Hao was a little embarrassed, but still looked at the camera sincerely: "I am currently resigned, but it is relatively easy for me to find a job. I am a programmer, graduated from 211, and my current annual salary can be more than 30W. If I work hard, If I live a good life, I can still support my family.”

This condition is really good.

It is also easy to find jobs in skilled trades.

The reason why I live so poor is simply because I met a gold-worshiping woman who constantly squeezed out every ounce of blood and sweat.

It is also very common for men to encounter inhumane things.

"I just want to find a kind-hearted wife and loving mother who can live a down-to-earth life, right?"

"No, no, no, she can be herself and have her own pursuits in life, and she doesn't have to just revolve around her husband and children."

Everyone laughed: "There are girls like this everywhere, you just haven't met them yet."

The makeup artist raised his eyebrows, realizing that he didn't seem to know much about his appearance. He took out a makeup mirror and motioned for him to look at it:
"Are you sure that a girl with a nice living room and an ordinary appearance will feel safe with you?"

Someone else asked him: "Are you sure it was your ex-girlfriend who dumped you, not you who dumped her?"

Duanmu Li even added exaggeratedly: "There are many girls who are willing to support you even if they are afraid of being cheated."

Yu Hao looked in the mirror and was shocked!
"I'll go! Get a haircut, will you change my hair?!"

That shocked look didn't look like he was telling lies.

Now everyone is puzzled.

There are people out there who don’t know what they look like?
Yu Hao was very excited. He turned on his phone and found a selfie he took a few months ago.

"Look, I am the one with the narrow eyes and big face! Please! What on earth did you do to me?!"

The camera took a close-up of the photo.Not only he himself couldn't believe it, but others couldn't believe it either!
"Are you kidding! Why is this you!"

"Why isn't it me! I've always been like this!"

It's a pity that he has spent most of the past three months in the wild and looks unkempt. He really doesn't know that he has become so thin!

Yu Hao cried directly.

He should have known earlier that he would look handsome after losing weight, even if he didn't eat or drink, he would still lose weight!

If his ex-girlfriend had known that he was so handsome, she would have followed him even if she was cheating on him. How could she have followed that fat and rich second generation?
Sometimes life is really ups and downs, and then ups and downs.

Yu Hao has no plans to return to his hometown now.

This face gave him endless confidence.

What is discouragement?
He is now full of ambition and fighting spirit!
He wants to find a good job and marry a good, like-minded wife!Get a promotion, raise your salary, and reach the top of your life!

Passing by an optical shop, I finally remembered that I should get glasses.I spent 500 on glasses a few years ago, and my budget was about the same. Before entering the optical shop, I sent money to my brother Juanwangfaju, and got 1000.After entering the store for a quick and easy examination, and then making a selection, the budget was exceeded by a lot.Say it again, brother, I got 550. ┭┮﹏┭┮Yes, I spent 500 yuan on glasses today, which made me feel bad. Fortunately, my brother’s gesture of paying for it was still cool, which made me feel better.Looking at the computer every day makes my myopia worse.Your author used to have 700 for his left eye and 650 for his right eye. Now he has [-] for his left eye and [-] for his right eye. This poor four-eyed dog will never take the driving license test in this life.I'm going to watch a show with my daughter tomorrow, so I'm a little excited.I have never been to the Grand Theater in my life!