The entertainment industry is sober

Chapter 408 Toxic Advertising

"Fight Xixi, fight Xixi, you can buy good things when you come here! Fight Xixi, fight Xixi, come and pick up bargains with me!"

Ni Bingyan has never shot such a magical commercial.

Wearing festive red clothes, golden curly wigs, and red patent leather high heels with bows, she stood in front of a large group of performers and led the dance.

The dance is also very brainwashing, that is, swinging the left hand and the right hand, and then put the two hands together on the chest to make a heart.

"The most important thing is that everyone's movements should be neat! Come on, let's practice a few more times!"

"Miss Ni, pay attention to the management of expressions, and smile from the heart! You want the feeling of earning money when you buy it! Do you understand? Okay, okay, okay! Let's do it again!"

After a long time, either the movement was wrong, or the group performer had a bad expression. Ni Bingyan danced until her arms were sore and her heels were swollen, and she even drank three bottles of mineral water.

Before she knew it, she remembered that when she was in high school, in order to evaluate key points, the school set up a face project and asked them to do exercises.

It is required that during the entire exercise process, the team's horizontal and vertical formations are not chaotic.

That semester was really practiced until I vomited!

[This money is really hard to earn. 】

With such a magical commercial, she broke her guard the first time, and when the director finally called out, the brand wanted to come up to say hello, so she put on her sunglasses and ran away.

Once you wear sunglasses, no one loves them.

Elder sister is not Xiao Tiantian today, elder sister doesn't want to talk today.

When I got home, I took a bath and went to sleep, not even wanting to eat.

Early the next morning, when the sun was high, the group set off again to shoot an advertisement for sun protection clothing.

It's not that they can't afford to sleep too much, but the brand said, don't wake up when the sun is off, otherwise you won't be able to shoot the desired effect.

Before setting off, Ni Bingyan put sunscreen all over her heels.

She has always had snow-like skin. Apart from moisturizing, she has also worked hard on whitening.

No matter how beautiful a beauty is, if it is exposed to the scorching sun and wind, its beauty will be compromised. How can it be done if it is not taken care of carefully?
This sun protection clothing works very well, and she has been repurchasing it all the time, but if she wants to maintain such a good condition, it is still not safe to rely on sun protection clothing alone.

Arrived at the shooting location, a section of closed abandoned road.

"Later, you drive by here quickly, and you stand here and let the water splash on you."

The director was wearing a sun hat, squinting his eyes through big sunglasses, looking at the male and female protagonists in the advertisement.

Yes, Banana is rich and powerful, and invited Bai Jing to be the hero.

Ni Bingyan once co-produced "Rainy Days with Umbrellas" with him. The plot was very sweet. At that time, the two still had a lot of CP fans.

It's self-evident what kind of idea the brand side is playing.

But the plot of the ad is not ambiguous or ambiguous, and Ni Bingyan can't say anything.

I thought that yesterday's Pin Xixi was already at the peak of magic, but today's commercial has a f*cking plot!
Dozens of seconds of advertising!

There is a plot!
The story is roughly like this, it rained heavily last night, there were puddles on the road, the male protagonist drove by quickly, and the female protagonist stood on the curb and looked at her mobile phone.

Suddenly, the heroine was doused in water!
The male lead drove away, but the female lead chased after her, and finally took a shortcut and stopped the car.

"Please! On such a hot day, are you not afraid of the sun? Are you not afraid of the heat?"

The heroine put her hips on her hips and panted!

"I'm wearing a banana sunscreen! I'm not afraid of the sun or the heat! You just splashed water and wet my clothes! Apologize to me!"

The male protagonist glanced at her up and down, and the camera took a close-up, and found that her clothes were dry.

"Did you make a mistake?! No water marks at all!"

The hostess was dumbfounded: "It's over, I forgot, this dress is also waterproof, not only waterproof, but also quick-drying material, no matter how much sweat you sweat, it won't feel sticky, woo woo woo..."

At the end of the ad, there is the expression of the male protagonist laughing with his arms akimbo.

"Do you really want to shoot like this?"

Use your legs to chase the car, what kind of [-] plot is this?

Also, how could the splashing be so precise, only splashing the clothes?
That’s all for sunscreen pants, but Banana doesn’t have sunscreen shoes.

"It's a bit embarrassing!"

Bai Jing also scratched his head.

Even though he is used to filming the overlord whose three views follow his five senses, he still can't accept such a brainless male lead.

"It seems that the plot is a bit thin?"

The boss followed the whole process. Seeing that the two spokespersons were a little dissatisfied with the advertisement, he immediately dragged his planning team to discuss it.

After about 10 minutes, the two got a new plot.

This time, the hero no longer laughed with his arms akimbo, but drove away mercilessly in the car.

Then, in order to get revenge, the heroine also squatted on a sunny day after the rain, planning to drive a car to retaliate, but the hero stood on the side of the road and smiled very proudly:

"Did you forget? Banana sun protection clothing, it has men's models."

Ni Bingyan: "..."

Bai Jing: "..."

Forget it, destroy it!

Who knows, if you ask for another opinion, what else will this ghost boss add to it.

After the tormented filming of the advertisement, Ni Bingyan went back to the studio to cooperate in shooting a lot of promotional materials. Ni Bingyan held her eyelids and led the team to finish the hot pot with Bai Jing's team. It was already two o'clock in the morning when they returned home.

Several women were half lying on the sofa and applying facial masks. She only heard from Sister Wei that the owner of Banana Sunscreen Clothes was an advertisement before starting a business.

This ad was designed by him from beginning to end.

When you meet this kind of boss, it's really over. The package can be upgraded at any time, so I ask you if you are afraid?
There is no way, once the contract is signed and the money is taken, as long as it is not illegal, whatever the donor's father says, it must be what it is.

After filming the banana sunscreen, Ni Bingyan rested at home for a whole day before setting out to shoot the anti-wolf spray commercial.

Anti-wolf spray, it's impossible for this thing to play well. On the way there, Ni Bingyan was very relaxed.

As a result, when he arrived at the scene, his eyes widened when he saw another actor.

Fangtou Xiaoming, who was shooting commercials with her, is a female Internet celebrity who is famous for imitating wretched men.

The advertisement bought the copyright of her famous work, and invited her to shoot the advertisement herself. The location of the advertisement was in the subway.

The entire ad is silent.

The office worker played by Ni Bingyan is very tired after get off work, squeezed into the crowd, standing in the middle of the carriage.

Suddenly, she noticed a short-haired and wretched man on the opposite side, covering her with his arm, secretly filming her with his mobile phone.

The girl was frightened to death and got off the bus after only one stop.

The wretched man quietly followed behind.

The young lady walked up the steps, and the wretched man followed.

The young lady went down the stairs, and the wretched man followed...

The whole process was extremely tense, until the girl suddenly realized that when turning a corner, she took out a spray of anti-wolf spray from her bag and sprayed it on the back.

"what!!!"

With a burst of screaming, a line of words will appear on the screen - "When you go out, you must know how to protect yourself. Anti-wolf spray, carry it with you."

After reading the advertising plan, Ni Bingyan called him a good guy!
[I sacrificed Xiaoming, the square head of the subway, how should you respond? ]
This sentence is a very popular joke on the Internet. I didn't expect the brand to be so awesome that it would be used for advertising and invited the owner.

With anti-wolf spray, isn't there a solution to this situation?

I went to a beauty shop today to trim my eyebrows. During the process, the clerk kept creating anxiety for me, saying that I had freckles, bags under the eyes, and dry mouth... trying to sell me freckle removal, beauty treatment, Lips, eyebrow tattoos, slimming and other packages, and then I laughed and said to her, oh, I don't rely on my appearance for food, and I don't have appearance anxiety.You do this line of work, the salary is not low, right?If I were the boss, I would definitely give you a bonus.Then the clerk changed the subject directly and stopped selling me.I may also have a bit of a flair for social banditry.

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