My Brother Daqin No. 1 Dude

Chapter 119
If I had known that this scorpion had a knot in my heart, why would I bother so much?
They arrested him, pretended to implement the system of prefectures and counties, and forced him to accept Yongdi.

The First Emperor did not hang on to Ying Chengyu, and said very happily: "There is a saying in the Taoist classic "Zhuangzi": "Three thousand females, who attain Taoism and soar to heaven". Ye Shouqian becomes a god."

"According to the "Yellow Emperor", the practice is said to have been left by the Yellow Emperor, and the rumors of the Yellow Emperor's royal daughter's ascension. After discussion by various schools of thought, a possibility was finally proposed to me-you should keep three thousand daughters every day. If you break your body, you can even ascend in the daytime."

Ying Chengxue looked at the first emperor with question marks all over his head, and said: "Three thousand girls in the sun, can they save their lives? Can they still fly in the daytime? Brother Huang, tell me how to use the imperial method? Just try the depth?"

The first emperor didn't change his face, didn't look at Ying Chengxue, and continued to walk back and forth on the bookshelf, looking for a book to read seriously.

Lack of confidence and authentic: "Excitement."

exhausted?

Three thousand girls are exhausted?
The overjoyed look on Ying Chengxi's face froze, and the hands that grabbed Shi Huang's shoulders lost strength.

"Brother Huang, have I offended you recently?"

"Don't listen to my orders, rebel, resist arrest, stun me, secretly decree, criticize memorials..."

"Okay, even if I did all those things, are you going to kill me just because of them? Leaving aside the facts, are you not wrong at all?"

First Emperor:? ? ?

His wandering eyes suddenly focused, and he turned to look at the serious Ying Chengxuan.

The aloof Emperor Shihuang had never heard such a rascal or such an unreasonable talk in his life.

"When will I kill you? Put aside the facts and not talk about it? Then what to talk about? How to talk about it? If you don't talk about the facts, then say that I am wrong. If you are not my brother, you will be torn apart by the car at this moment. Can you speak human words?"

"Okay, then I'll give Brother Huang something real."

Ying Chengxun started yelling loudly, and his voice could be heard within a radius of ten meters.

"You explain and explain, what is exhaustion? Explain and explain, what is exhaustion!"

The first emperor's eyes drifted away again, and he said with embarrassment: "What is there to explain?"

"I'll let you explain it to me! What! It's called exhaustion!"

The First Emperor said angrily, "You don't really understand, Lizi? I don't want to explain this to you? Exhaustion is exhaustion!"

"I just want you to explain it to me! What is exhaustion!"

"End of fun! Don't you know me well?"

"Explain it to me! What his aunt's is called Xingjin! What his aunt's is called his aunt's Xingjin!"

"You insist on being the emperor! I've made it so clear to you!"

The first emperor missed Gai Nie.

If Ge Nie were here, he would have explained it to him long ago.

Gai Nie dared to say anything with that paralyzed face.

"Exhaustion! It's a blast! It's a blast! It's his mother's exhaustion!"

Zhao Gao at the door clamped his legs, his face was very ugly, and he suffered [-] points of critical damage.

Two slender, curvaceous and beautiful maids who passed by covered their mouths and smiled coquettishly, whispering.

"Hehe, Lord Jun is playing hooligan again. I don't know when he will come to my room."

"Thinking too much, you're a newcomer. What's so exciting and exciting, there's nothing to stop at it. None of the sisters in the family have been favored, and the gentleman only picks wild flowers and not house flowers."

"Then what am I going to do in the mansion... I'm going to climb the gentleman's bed at night!"

"I advise you to give up your heart. At night, with Lu Gong guarding Jun Ye, no one can occupy Jun Ye's body."

In the study room, Ying Chengxue's voice became louder and louder, already roaring.

"There are three thousand women in one day, and if they are all happy, they will be promoted. Those who say this must have madness! Hysteria! Epilepsy! Don't say three thousand, ordinary people are three women! They will be sore and weak , It is difficult to get up, and it is difficult to walk."

"Three thousand girls, which man can do it? It is true that three thousand girls can ascend to heaven. If someone can do it, then they will not be able to ascend to heaven!"

Ying Chengxun didn't know at first that the "Yellow Emperor" exercise has a way to preserve internal strength, and he has been desperately used to it for so many years.

Suddenly Ying Zheng told him that "Yellow Emperor" can be broken, and gave him hope, he was so excited.

The result was this result in the end, and Ying Chengxun fell into despair again.

The most painful thing for a person is not being in hell.

It is a person in hell who is taken to heaven by an angel to play for a day, and kicked back to hell by God at night.

The First Emperor smiled embarrassingly, and obviously knew that his remarks were outrageous, so he accepted Ying Chengxu's saliva abruptly and did not make any excuses.

"I will look for it for you again, and there will be a solution. Tomorrow, I will trouble you to go to Yongdi to pick up the Queen Mother back to Xianyang."

"Won't I break the bet when I arrive in Yongdi? Don't go!"

"You bastard, you broke your promise and became fat again! You clearly promised me before!"

"You don't break your promise? Come, come, don't say that I bully you. It doesn't take a day, what kind of yin and yang school, Taoist school. If you can find someone in the world who can control three thousand women without interruption, I will never stop Xianyang knelt down to Yongdi. Let Zhao Xianglu step on my back, and I will crawl back with her!"

The first emperor knew that he had ignored him, so he pretended not to hear, and went to the other side of the bookshelf to look for books, changing the subject.

"In 30 years, the paper and movable type printing here can be distributed throughout the country as you wish. At that time, I will no longer approve bamboo slips."

Ying Chengxuan's mind is full of broken bodies now, and he doesn't have the mind to pay attention to movable type printing, paper, and the first emperor's approval.

He pulled the clothes of the first emperor.

"Go out, if you can't find a way to crack "Yellow Emperor", let's not meet each other."

"You bastard! Why are you thinking about men and women?"

"Aren't you thinking about what kind of medicine you want Xia Wuqi to prescribe for you? What are you doing learning Taoism?"

Ying Chengxue sneered, and pulled out a book from Shi Huang's arms, the title of which was "91 Study Materials".

The First Emperor showed embarrassment again.

I clearly blocked this Zhuzi's sight with my body, how did this Zhuzi see my collection of books.

"Brother Huang carried my "91 Study Materials" in his arms. He also felt that martial arts were too weak. Want to practice "Yellow Emperor"?"

"The more profound the "Yellow Emperor" is practiced, the more lustful the lust will be. Usually, practitioners soak their bodies in cold water to suppress evil thoughts. You did the opposite in order to achieve quick success, and you supplemented it with this book. I am afraid that you will go crazy, so Take it away."

Ying Chengxun did not expose Shi Huangdi, but pushed Shi Huang outward while nodding his head.

"Since the emperor is so concerned about me, then find a way for me to save my merits as soon as possible."

"Wait, wait, I haven't said anything yet."

"For me, finding a way to survive is the most righteous thing, and I don't want to hear anything else."

"If you don't listen, don't ask me to do something for you."

Ying Chengxu stopped his hands, and said angrily: "If you have something to say, you have to fart."

The First Emperor knew that Ying Chengxun was in an extremely bad mood, so he didn't care, and tidied up his clothes.

He spread one hand in front of Ying Chengxu, and glanced at the "91 Study Materials" in Ying Chengxu's hand.

Although he didn't say anything, the meaning couldn't be more obvious—for me.

Ying Chengxu couldn't help but said: "You didn't find me a way to save my life, so you still have the nerve to take my book? You want money and people, and now you even want to grab the book. Are you here to fight the autumn wind? "

The first emperor didn't understand what it meant, but he deduced from the context that it should be similar to "robbing" and "robbing".

The First Emperor didn't show his surprise at hearing the new vocabulary, he shook his hands, and his face showed a three-pointed rogue look that often appeared on Ying Chengxun's face.

"I want this "91 Study Materials" to help you study how to save your life, will you give it?"

Auxiliary fart!

This "91 Study Materials" was written by me!
It has nothing to do with "Yellow Emperor", you old pervert!
Ying Chengxue roared inwardly.

The "91 Study Materials" was thrown heavily into Shi Huang's hands, and Shi Huang's left palm suffered severe pain, which was even more painful than hitting concrete with all his strength.

creak~

Zhao Gao felt a wave in the door, and he tensed up and opened the door to look at it.

"Get out!" Shihuang yelled angrily.

"Wei!" Zhao Gao closed the door in response.

Holding the "91" study materials, Shi Huang smacked his tongue.

This stick is really hard to hit!
"If it wasn't for me being unprepared, how could I be taken advantage of by you."

Pretend, brother, you continue to pretend.

Your left hand spreads your internal energy all over your body, this is called defenselessness.

"Brother Huang is right-handed, why don't you pick it up with your right hand?"

Shall I tell you that my right hand is red and swollen from patting concrete?

The First Emperor naturally held the book in both hands, and said: "You talk too much."

"I just saw a little cement and yellow sand evenly distributed in the palm of the right hand of Brother Huang. Fu Zikang will definitely tell Brother Huang that the cement burns his hands. There is still cement on Brother Huang's hand. Did he slap the concrete with his palm? Brother Huang, This is the disadvantage of low martial arts. You can't stop hitting concrete, but you hurt your hand."

Why is this guy so sharp?
Seeing that Emperor Shi Huang looked unhappy, Ying Chengxun knew he had guessed right.

He felt a little better about the pain point of Emperor Zhongshi.

"The erotic figure is leaving too. Is there any other 'business', Brother Huang?"

Ying Chengxun deliberately put the accent on the word business to express his dissatisfaction with Ying Zheng, the emperor's brother.

"After implementing the parallel system of prefectures and states, granting favor orders, and building Chidao, what should I do?"

In fact, the first emperor was only here to recruit Li Mu, and had no other business.

But when Ying Chengyu said that the cement had been prepared for road construction, Emperor Shihuang realized that his younger brother had a forward-looking vision and was extremely forward-looking, so he asked this question.

Ying Chengxun impatiently pulled out a "Comparison Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Great Seal Characters" from the bookshelf, and handed it to Ying Zheng.

Behind the back of Shi Huang's hands, his left hand was still shaking.

I looked at this "Comparison Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Great Seal Characters", but I didn't mean to take it.

Ying Chengxun snorted coldly and said, "I don't need to use force."

Only then did Emperor Shi Huang take it with his right hand, and said: "I am afraid that you will use force? I am afraid that you will be hurt. What book is this?"

Ying Chengxue looked at the redness and swelling on the right hand of the first emperor holding the book, and couldn't help laughing.

He stretched out his hand to grab Yingzheng's right hand, and used his internal force to dissolve the congestion on Yingzheng's right palm, and soon Shi Huang's right hand returned to its normal size.

Shi Huang moved, and there was no pain, no itching, no numbness.

Except that it was a little redder than usual, everything else was the same.

Zhao Gao and Gai Nie could also do this, but Shi Huangdi felt that it would damage the majesty of the emperor and refused to let them do it.

"This is the text I saw in my dream. Brother Huang abolished the languages ​​of the seven countries, and wanted the world to share this language. First, unify the characters. Here, Brother Huang, ask those doctors to study hard. If there is any improvement, let them discuss with each other. .But there is one thing that needs to be kept in mind, the subsections can be changed, but the general ones should not be changed.”

Ying Chengxun was extremely serious.

The reason why he said this was that the characters of Qin State were still in big seal script at this time.

The characteristic of seal script is standardization and lines. The lines with uneven thickness become uniform and soft, and the font structure tends to be neat.

Before Dazhuan, characters were not so much characters as pictures, so-called pictographs.

For example, the pictographic character "turtle" looks like a little turtle, you can fill in more or less, as long as you look like a little turtle.

The appearance of the seal script is an important node for the text to break away from the picture and express the actual meaning with fixed lines and structures.

The seal script laid the foundation for the square characters of later generations, and still retains some pictures of pictographic characters.

And the simplified characters that Ying Chengxue took out at this time can be said to be out of tune with this era. This is the modern version of square characters.

Simplified characters have completely broken away from the category of pictographic characters. They are characters created by the country to gather the strength of the whole country for the sake of enlightening the wisdom of the people.

In the simplified characters, there are almost no graphic residues, and everything is just for simple and easy to remember and convenient services.

Such as the traditional "dragon" character, meandering and hovering, like a large animal.

But the simplified "dragon" character basically has nothing left.

The difference between traditional and simplified is so big, not to mention the difference between big seal and simplified.

Without the "Comparison Table of Simplified Characters and Great Seal Characters" written by Ying Chengxu, the people of the Qin Dynasty would not be able to guess what the simplified characters mean in their entire life. They would not be able to tell what the simplified characters are from the shape and font.

And the biggest resistance to promoting simplified characters comes from this. Literate people will be extremely disgusted. These simplified characters have no beauty and no logic in their eyes.

If the simplified characters and the languages ​​of the seven countries are put together, scholars all over the world should choose one to be the unified language.

People who choose simplified characters can be said to be very rare.

The characters of the seven countries are all born out of oracle bone inscriptions.

This character, which looks a little different to our later generations, has something in common in the eyes of the literate people at that time.

People who read books will definitely choose the languages ​​of the seven countries that they are familiar with and understand.

Xiaozhuan, which was originally promoted in history, is improved on the basis of Dazhuan, and it still has the beauty and logic recognized by the people at that time.

Ying Chengxun cut off Hu halfway and replaced Xiaozhuan with simplified characters.

In order to blend into this era, Ying Chengxu can allow those doctors to add a little beauty and logic to the simplified characters.

But generally speaking, Ying Chengxun would never allow it.

This is not a thought from a previous life, nor is it Ying Chengxu's willfulness.

But these scholars account for less than half of the people in the world.

For those who are illiterate, it is obviously much faster to learn simplified characters than Xiaozhuan and Dazhuan.

The faster the text unification, the faster the adherents of the six countries will feel the identity of the Qin State, and the faster the process of ethnic integration in various places will be.

By using simplified characters, the Qin Dynasty can integrate the hearts of the people at the fastest speed, eliminate the barriers between countries, and stabilize the country.

But to achieve such an effect, the price to pay is to become an enemy of scholars all over the world.

If Ying Chengxun traveled through the era, and the high throne was not the First Emperor, Ying Chengxun would definitely not have done the "Comparison Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Great Seals".

Chinese dynasties.

An emperor who dares to bear thousands of infamy, dares to make drastic changes as long as he thinks it is right, reforms comprehensively, and moves forward bravely, even if he is an enemy of the whole world.

Only the first emperor was alone.

The first emperor saw Ying Chengyu's expression like this—it was exactly the same as when he was asked to implement the parallel system of prefectures and states, and the Tweeting Order.

The first emperor knew that this was another major event that could affect the world.

The First Emperor casually threw the "91 Study Materials" that he had just arrived just now on the side of the desk, and put the "Comparison Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Great Seals" in front of him.

He sat upright, very serious, and turned the first page of this book very seriously.

This time.

It's not just the "Comparison Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Great Seal Characters".

It is also a new chapter of the Chinese nation - Shutongwen.

(End of this chapter)