My senior sister is not human!

"Dad, Mom, my name is Rao Rao, Bai Rao Rao."

After Rao Rao bowed politely and finished the introduction, a little confusion flashed in her azure blue eyes.

Is your speaking speed too fast?
Doesn't it sound more pleasant to call "Dad" and "Mom"?

Huh?
Dad, Mom?
Rao Rao, who had been in a daze for several seconds, suddenly raised her head, seeing the expressions of the middle-aged man and woman in front of her, her baby-fat face flushed red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I, Rao Rao, I..." Rao Rao shook her head while waving her hands, her voice became weaker and weaker: "I didn't mean it..."

Meow?
How is this girl like a cat?
Zhou Jin kept staring at this white-haired girl who looked like Steam Girl with fierce breasts for a few seconds, and then couldn't help but glance at Xia Yushuang.

Why is Yu Shuang still laughing?
This reaction is not right...

Su Yuxi, who came back to his senses from the side, heard that Sister Rao Rao called her like that when she came up, and couldn't help puffing her cheeks like a puffed up bag. Although Sister Rao Rao is very cute, even Sister Rao Rao can't be in such a hurry Yes!
So Su Yuxi wanted to correct elder sister Rao Rao's address for her parents, but his elder brother walked up to Rao Rao and hugged her indifferently, and joked with a smile: "Rao Rao, don't be nervous, it's not a mistake." , sooner or later, don’t you think so, Sister Yu Shuang?”

"Well……"

Rao Rao's face seemed to be a little red again, she turned her head and rested her forehead on the master's arm, clutching the white skirt with both hands, looking weak and helpless.

Xia Yushuang glanced at Su Yuchen, knowing that he was deliberately showing his relationship in front of his parents, and immediately said in cooperation, "Maybe you will only make Rao Rao more nervous."

"Rao Rao isn't that weak, right?" Su Yuchen looked down at Rao Rao.

"Um……"

Hearing the voices of his own son and Xia Yushuang, Zhou Jinyi and Su Yijing glanced at each other and frowned. What kind of way is this?
Pedal two boats?
Suppressing the thoughts in her heart, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Jin's mouth: "Yu Shuang, you are getting more and more beautiful."

Xia Yushuang patted Rao Rao's back to comfort her, and said softly, "Aunt Jin Yi has not changed as before."

"The mouth is still so sweet." Zhou Jin glanced at her and Bai Raorao, and turned sideways: "Come on, come in and talk."

"Rao Rao, let's go." Xia Yushuang lowered her head and said, "Don't be nervous."

Rao Rao raised her head and glanced at her: "Sister Yu Shuang, your palms are sweating too."

"I'm hot." Xia Yushuang said calmly, and when she came to Yuchen's house now, her mentality was different from when she was a child. How could she be so calm?

"Rao Rao doesn't believe it." Rao Rao squeezed Xia Yushuang's arm: "Sister Yu Shuang used hypnosis on Rao Rao just now, that made Rao Rao say such embarrassing things!"

"I'm trying to get you guys to get acquainted in advance. It's not a bad thing anyway." Xia Yushuang said as she entered the door and changed into slippers, then took out the prepared gift from the magic storage item and put it down, and turned to Zhou Jin Yi said, "The layout of the house hasn't changed at all over the years."

"Yu Shuang, do you still remember?"

"I remember everything!" Xia Yushuang said softly, "I remember everything where Yuchen is."

Hearing these words, Zhou Jin looked at the calm-faced son, and immediately became overwhelmed.

"Yu Xi, you stay with Yu Shuang and Rao Rao first." Zhou Jin ordered with a suppressed voice, then walked to Su Yuchen's side: "Follow me to the study."

Su Yuchen smiled at Yu Shuang and Rao Rao, and after making a gesture of "remember to save me later", he obediently followed his mother to the study.

Su Yuxi pursed her lips, and seeing her father wandering slowly towards the study, she obediently poured water on the two sister-in-laws, let them rest on the sofa, and then went to the kitchen to prepare dinner by herself.

study.

Before Su Yuchen could go in, Zhou Jinyi, who had already gone in, stretched out his hands to pinch his son's ears and dragged him in.

"Hiss..." Su Yuchen quickly bent over and quickened his pace: "Mom, it hurts..."

"Now I know it hurts?!" Zhou Jin didn't hold back his strength, and sneered: "I haven't seen you for a few months, and you don't have any troubles behind you. Your courage is getting fatter."

"Mom, let go and listen to my explanation first, okay?"

"Okay, let me see how you argue." Zhou Jin let go of Su Yuchen's ears, sat on the chair and raised his legs and looked at Su Yuchen expressionlessly: "Close the door first."

"Oh." Su Yuchen rubbed his ears, turned around and walked to the door, looked at Su Yijing who was standing at the door: "Dad, are you coming in?"

Su Yi nodded: "It's the first time your mother is angry with you, of course I want to see the excitement..."

"Lively?" Zhou Jin glanced at him.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue." Su Yijing walked in quickly: "Teach, train well!"

"A good man learns bad if he doesn't learn, and he turns out to be a scumbag!"

After closing the door, Su Yuchen turned around and looked at Zhou Jinyi, as long as he passed the test of mother, there would be no problems, as for father's opinion...it doesn't matter whether he listens or not.

"Tell me." Zhou Jinyi looked at his son: "What's going on with Yu Shuang and Rao Rao?"

"It's just what you see." Su Yuchen didn't flirt with Zhou Jin either: "Both Yu Shuang and Rao Rao are my girlfriends."

Snapped!
Zhou Jinyi slapped the table heavily, and looked at his 'baby' son coldly: "All of them? You still said it was quite calm? Did I teach you to play with girls' feelings? Don't you think that you Is the behavior shameful?!"

"I think." Su Yuchen nodded, "But I have solved all the problems."

Looking at his son's calm expression, Zhou Jin recalled the harmonious atmosphere between Yu Shuang and Rao Rao, and couldn't help but sneer: "Do you think they get along peacefully with each other, or are they superficially intimacy? Are you smiling?"

"Yes." Su Yuchen replied without hesitation.

"Huh?" Zhou Jin narrowed his eyes, "You're quite resourceful, aren't you?"

"It's not a matter of means or not." Su Yuchen smiled, he knew very well that the intimacy between them would not just be superficial.

Because they are all demon kings, the equality of status makes them get along very harmoniously, and I do have the strength to suppress them, so the feelings after the completion of the strategy will not be false feelings.

"Mom, it's very troublesome to explain now, but you'll understand later... Anyway, just trust me, my son." Su Yuchen said seriously.

It is too time-consuming to explain my strength or their strength to my parents now, and I have to test Yu Xi after dinner.

"I believe you..." Zhou Jinyi looked at Su Yuchen: "Rao Rao can resolve your 'misfortune', but Yu Shuang can't, and Yu Shuang has always liked you since she was a child, she shouldn't be forced to compromise because of you Bar?"

"I swear, there is absolutely no malicious coercion in my feelings towards them!" Su Yuchen quickly raised three fingers: "And..."

"And what?" Zhou Jin put his left leg off his right leg, and then put his right leg on his left leg: "Come on, let me hear your methods."

"And it's not just Rao Rao and Yu Shuang." Su Yuchen coughed lightly: "There are also Tia, Sheng Yue, Xi Yu, Ling Yan, and I have a very good and stable relationship with them. They all know each other's existence .”

Listening to their son's voice, Zhou Jinyi and Su Yijing were stunned. They wanted to say something, but they didn't know where to start.

bass!
After a while, Zhou Jin stood up, walked towards Su Yuchen with a sullen face, raised her hand and was about to slap her bastard son: "Two boats are not enough, you still have to step on six boats at once!" ? How did I give birth to something like you?!"

Naturally, Su Yuchen would not accept this slap obediently, and quickly said after dodging: "Mom, listen to me first..."

"What the hell!" Zhou Jinyi roared angrily, "Is it reasonable for you to play with girls' feelings? Do you think you're doing the right thing? You still dare to hide, right?!"

While speaking, Zhou Jin scanned the surroundings back and forth, obviously looking for a weapon in his hand to beat his son hard.

"Use this." Su Yijing directly handed a long sword hanging on the wall to his wife.

"Dad, you..." Su Yuchen's mouth twitched.

"Hit hard." Su Yijing completely stood on his wife's side, and also looked at Su Yuchen with a blank expression: "I went to college, good ones don't learn all the time and bad ones... I am so dedicated Man, how did you have such an amorous son?!"

As soon as Zhou Jin took the long sword, but did not pull out the sheath, she swung the hilt and threw it towards Su Yuchen.

"Mom, listen to me first." Su Yuchen hid and said, "Do you believe that I called Yu Shuang and Rao Rao in?"

"You still dare to talk back?!" Zhou Jinyi was obviously furious because of Su Yuchen's bad behavior at this time, and continued to swing his long sword without listening to it: "You keep hiding...Yi Jing, catch him!"

"It's not too late to hit me after you listen to me." Su Yuchen, who nimbly escaped Su Yijing's 'arrest', directly held the scabbard again, with less force than imagined.

"Let go!" Zhou Jin glared at his son.

"Mom, take a break first." Su Yuchen spoke very quickly: "Except for Sister Yu Shuang, they all can resolve my 'misfortune', this is destiny."

"Bah!" Zhou Jin spat: "Don't make excuses for your scumbag behavior!"

"You still have the nerve to mention Yu Shuang? Since she can't resolve it, it's destined? To play with their feelings and find an excuse for fraternity, right? Why didn't you find out that you can make up so much before? Let go!"

"Yuchen." Su Yijing said slowly at this time: "Is the relationship between you and them really stable? Even if they know that they can resolve your misfortune, will they really agree to each other's existence willingly?"

After a pause, he looked at Zhou Jinyi: "Take a break and listen to his sophistry."

Zhou Jin snorted coldly, and pulled the long sword out of the scabbard in Su Yuchen's hand.

Su Yuchen breathed a sigh of relief, and saw Su Yijing walking towards him: "Give me the scabbard."

Su Yuchen handed over the scabbard, but at this moment, Su Yijing took the scabbard and strode forward, while holding Su Yuchen's wrist with the other hand, he threw the scabbard to him. Wife, succinctly: "Hit!"

"No, Dad, you..."

Su Yuchen's face changed, and in the next second, Zhou Jin put the sword back into its sheath, walked quickly behind him, swung the long sword and slapped his ass with the scabbard once, twice, three times...

"hiss……"

The burning pain came from the butt immediately: "Mom, are you really spanking?"

"What do you think?" Zhou Jin's eyes flashed with distress, after all, since he was a child, he was never willing to scold him, let alone beating or scolding him.

Think about how well-behaved and obedient my son was when he was a child, even though he was often tortured by "disasters", he was not autistic.

The result now?
Just went to college once, and he changed from the sensible and distressed son before to the bad-behaved scumbag now!
It was the first time that he became so bad after being separated from him for so long, but he let himself go without looking at him... Zhou Jinyi suddenly had the idea of ​​letting him drop out of school.

Snapped!
After pumping Su Yuchen's butt for about ten times, Zhou Jinyi finally stopped, threw the long sword in his hand to her husband, and tidied up the messy hair on his cheeks: "Do you know it hurts?"

"Understood." Su Yuchen said obediently.

"What do you know?" Zhou Jinyi walked in front of Su Yuchen again, and poked his heart with his fingers: "They hurt more here than you, you know?!"

"I know." Su Yuchen looked at Zhou Jinyi seriously: "Mom, I understand everything you said, and I admit that I am a scumbag now, but I only have affection for them."

"Are you still quibbling? Still want to be beaten?!"

"You also saw Yu Shuang and Rao Rao, do you look at them as if they are pretending?" Su Yuchen stepped back quickly: "And you can get along with them, see if what I said is true of."

"Mom, I can really handle this matter well, so you just trust me." Su Yuchen said, and hurriedly pulled Zhou Jinyi to let her sit back on the chair, and then helped her rub her shoulders: "I have grown up since I was a child." Big, didn't worry you about anything other than 'misfortune,' did it?"

"Don't be courteous to me!" Zhou Jin patted his hand away: "If you step on six boats at once, you won't be afraid of being torn apart? Or do you think you have a good family background, so you dare to do whatever you want?"

"Cough...Mom, to tell you the truth, their backgrounds are much bigger than ours, including Yu Shuang."

"Do you have any misunderstanding about our family?" Zhou Jinyi snorted coldly: "There are so many people older than our family? I have never heard of those whose surnames are more powerful than our family."

"Have I lied to you?"

"Why, are they still Demon Kings?"

"Correct."

"Make it up, keep making it up!" Zhou Jinyi stood up again: "Can the devil have a crush on humans?"

"Look, you don't believe me to tell the truth."

"You'll have to make up something less outrageous."

"All right, all right..." Su Yuchen shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "In short, I can really handle this matter well. You see, I have brought Yu Shuang and Rao Rao back, so you can take a look first." .”

"I promise, I will definitely not play with their feelings!"

"They will definitely not be as small-bellied and intrigue as you said."

Zhou Jin looked at Su Yuchen with complicated eyes: "I'm a woman, how can I not understand how girls feel about this kind of thing? Are they all fools, are they all love brains?"

"Of course they are not." Su Yuchen looked at her: "But Mom, don't underestimate me."

"For this moment, I also put in a lot of effort."

"It must have played a lot of tricks!" Zhou Jinyi sneered.

"I don't believe it's useless for my dad to chase you."

"Your father..." Zhou Jin paused, "Can it be the same? Are you looking for a beating again?"

"Don't dare." Su Yuchen shook his head quickly, with a low eyebrow and a pleasing expression.

Zhou Jin looked at Su Yuchen, hesitated to speak, and then said expressionlessly: "I might let you drop out of school, you'd better be mentally prepared."

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