My senior sister is not human!

Chapter 36 The mouth is swollen

It was six o'clock in the morning.

Su Yuxi opened his eyes on time, lifted the quilt, and walked into the bathroom while rubbing his sleepy eyes.

After a simple wash, he walked out with a comb and sat on the chair in front of the table, combing his hair while looking at the screen of the space window.

Only one of the screens of the three space windows is facing the screen of a bed.

It's still a little dark at six o'clock in the morning in autumn, and because the curtains are drawn and the lights are not turned on, I can only faintly see someone on the bed sleeping sideways.

The legs under the light-colored nightdress were bent, the small feet were stepped on the chair, and the ten lovely jade toes were slightly contracted. Su Yuxi hugged his knees, resting his chin on the knees and watching looking at the screen.

Since Su Yuchen went to Sky University, she had to watch it for an hour every morning and night before falling asleep.

The day was getting brighter, and the sunlight poured into the room on the screen through the curtains that were not too thick. Su Yuxi's eyes lit up, and he leaned forward slightly, staring at the room without blinking with a little misty light. Su Yuchen was sleeping on his back.

"Fortunately, I'm smart, the monitor installed on the figure can rotate 360° without dead angle, hee~"

Then... the picture on the screen shook for a while, and Su Yuxi leaned forward - the figure smashing her face every morning was her favorite picture to watch.

Although I feel sorry for his face, but the figure is given by me... Wouldn't it be equivalent to taking pictures of his cheeks if I hit him on the face?

"Smash it, hit it, hit it..."

Obviously expecting good things to happen, but Su Yuxi's murmured voice and expression were like the 'curse' of a dark magician.

"I hit it...huh?!"

Su Yuxi stood on the floor with a "chuckle" and watched helplessly as the figure of a beautiful girl in a bikini holding a sword who was about to 'smash' on her brother was grabbed by one hand, and her voice was full of unwillingness: "Fox!!!"

"Why did you come here so early today, 'Cloud Contact' bothers you..."

Eyes widened again, Su Yuxi leaned forward with his upper body, grasped the left and right ends of the space window with both hands, and his developing chest heaved violently.

I was annoyed by the picture on the screen.

Then... nothing can be seen on the screen, because the figurine was pressed on the bed from behind by a hand.

You don't need to look to know what the vixen is doing, but...
Vacuum cleaner!
These three words suddenly popped up in Su Yuxi's mind. In the glimpse that the figurine was not pressed face down on the bed, Xia Yushuang's beautiful demeanor was like a vacuum cleaner for cleaning the house in her eyes!

Rough and strong.

"Too much!!!"

Su Yuxi shook the space window vigorously—she couldn't 'hit someone' through the screen.

"Stinky vixen, sassy vixen, shameless vixen...it's like a puppy in heat early in the morning..."

Instead of looking at the pitch-black screen, Su Yuxi turned around and jumped onto the soft bed, kicking the bed with his hands and feet.

"Ah! Smelly vixen... I haven't seen her for ten years, so I shouldn't ask you to take care of her!"

"If you don't become my sister-in-law, I will sew your mouth shut."

"If my brother likes you..."

Su Yuxi's speech speed became faster and faster, and the slightly gloomy eyes matched the voice, like the singing of a witch and evil master.

"If you want to be my sister-in-law, you must gain the favor of my sister-in-law, otherwise, I will make my brother hate you the most!"

Looking back at the pitch-black screen, Su Yuxi gritted his teeth: "Why don't you wake up!!!"

Obviously the movement is so big...

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Gently exhaling the breath that had been held back for 2 minutes, Xia Yushuang straightened up and looked at Su Yuchen who was still sleeping soundly because she was still sleeping: "Ignore the price of Senior Sister Yushuang..."

Grabbing the right hand of the figure of the beautiful girl in bikini holding a sword, she hesitated for a moment and pointed the base of the figure at Su Yuchen's lips.

"If I hadn't caught it in time, the figurine would still fall on your face... just treat it as if I just came here... Also, I can't let you know yet..."

Forced to find a reason for himself, let go of the fingers holding the figure.

call out!
When the plastic base comes into contact with the lips, it makes a sound that is neither high nor low, which sounds painful.

"It would be nice if you didn't wake up."

Su Yuchen who opened his eyes heard the voice that would not be absent every morning at the same time.

But at this moment, he didn't care about arguing with Xia Yushuang, but subconsciously raised his hand and touched his lips... it was bleeding.

There is also a faint smell of blood in the mouth.

It hurts a little.

It didn't take much thinking to know that it was the result of the figurine falling off the headboard.

"Student 'Sausage Mouth', do you need me to call the emergency number?"

"It's not a serious injury... and how can it be swollen into a sausage after being hit?"

Xia Yushuang didn't speak, just took out her phone and turned on the mirror, pointed the screen at him, and said, "Isn't this a sausage?"

After finishing speaking, he pursed his cherry pink lips.

Looking at himself on the screen, Su Yuchen froze for a moment, he really looked like a sausage... a bit exaggerated, right?
Xia Yushuang, who took back her mobile phone, glanced at the figurine lying on the pillow: "Student 'Lu', the 'results' of last night should be quite rich, right? Otherwise, why would I sleep so hard, even being smashed by the figurine? How many times have you forgotten?"

"Students who are 'sports' late at night, just because they are young, they must take care of their health."

After finishing speaking, Xia Yushuang turned and walked out of his bedroom - breakfast was not ready yet.

"How many times have you been smashed?"

Su Yuchen reached out and picked up the figurine and put it in front of him. Did he sleep soundly last night?Get smashed and put it back in place to continue being smashed?
Why don't you have any impression?

Moreover, even if there is such a thing, why does it happen to hit the mouth every time?

He raised his left hand and touched his slightly swollen lips. How many times would it take to smash it to make such an even swelling?

Putting the figurine back to its original position, muttering, "One day you will really become a soft and beautiful girl, and you won't feel pain if you get hit", put on your pajamas, get out of bed and walk out of the bedroom.

Glancing at Xia Yushuang who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen, Su Yuchen asked, "Why did you come here so early today?"

"Come to save your mouth that will swell into a super-sized sausage." Xia Yushuang said without turning her head: "If the otaku student becomes ugly and walks with him, others will think, 'Why do you have a sausage mouth like yours? Match and follow me'..."

"In order not to hurt the shy and stuttering young mind of my childhood sweetheart, I came here early to save your mouth."

Well, I shouldn't have asked too much.

The matter of ignoring her yesterday is still being remembered...

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(End of this chapter)