Start: Datang Wanli a lonely city

Chapter 572 A New Batch of Unlucky Eggs

Chapter 572 A New Batch of Unlucky Eggs

After knocking out Shen Dahai, Hu Biao opened his mouth again, yelling at the system.

But in view of the situation just now, this guy has a little more thought in his heart; instead of shouting at the top of his throat, he yelled after lowering his voice:

"System, come out quickly, I have serious business with you, don't pretend to be dead."

Xu was interrupted by Haisha Gang and Shen Haihai just now.

In Hu Biao's heart, he found that gunpowder weapons could not be used, and the rage caused by it had been alleviated a lot; so that the yelling in his mouth was too peaceful.

In short, under this call, the system finally responded.

Like a roundworm in Hu Biao's stomach, before Commander Sipujie could open his mouth, the cold mechanical sound of the system rang through his head.

The problem is how Hu Biao listens, how does he feel that there is something unspeakable resentment in these voices:

"During this mission, the system prohibits the use of any firearms, explosives, grenades and other gunpowder weapons.

This restriction is made entirely because once the restrictions on gunpowder weapons are released, this mission will not have any difficulty and significance. No matter how skilled you are, you will be afraid of explosives.

No matter how awesome places like Guangmingding and Heimuya are, they won’t be able to withstand your unconscionable cannons.

If this is the case, guess what I am trying to do when I am working so hard to organize tasks? "

Should I say it or not, after Hu Biao listened to the statement given by the guy from the system, he suddenly felt that it was quite reasonable, and he was a little bit speechless.

Because if gunpowder weapons can be used, they can completely do things like bombarding the Bright Summit and killing Golden Wheel Fawang with random guns.

In desperation, he could only yell out one sentence:
"Forget it! I'm too lazy to bother with you; then quickly release the first phase of the mission, and then send all the members of the Xuan Ge Battalion over."

"Dear Commander, the first phase needs to be triggered before it can be released; however, considering the current special circumstances, team members can be sent over first, may I ask if it is necessary to call immediately.

And in the process of summoning, the system does not guarantee a [-]% transmission success rate. "

With the still cold mechanical voice, the system replied like this.

Hearing this sentence, Hu Biao was really dumbfounded, and at the same time, he complained: "Even the teleporters can't be [-]% successful. You are the worst system I have ever seen."

Then, he didn't wait for the system to explain the problem of the 'comparison system', and said another sentence: "Okay, let's send it now~"

When he said 'transmit immediately', Hu Biao's expression was actually quite calm.

Because every time the system transfers, there will be some glitches that prevent a few unlucky members from participating in the mission. Everyone in the team, including Hu Biao, is mentally prepared.

It was at this time that I hoped that I would not be that unlucky guy.

As for how to trigger the first phase of the mission, he didn't have the slightest worry about it; he thought it had something to do with Wu Miaoyu and the medicine snake.

When everyone in the team gathers and fights towards the valley in the southwest direction together, it's enough to do a good job.

In a word: They want all kinds of beauties, medicinal snakes, and system tasks that trigger the first stage.

It is best to capture some masters alive and let them hand over their martial arts.

And don't know why?The system actually didn't have the slightest intention to object to what Hu Biao referred to as a 'bad ratio'.

When a burst of space distortion appeared in an open space in front of Hu Biao, Hu Biao habitually closed his eyes.

After a second or two, Hu Biao opened his eyes and found two groups of people standing clearly in front of him.

Needless to say, the group with the largest number of them is of course the official members of the Xuange Camp; what Hu Biao is interested in is how many veterans failed to teleport this time, and which ones they are.

In response to this point, Hu Biao looked at the group of people with fewer people, and found that there were as many as five people here.

On behalf of this mission, five veterans were unexpectedly unable to participate, and in their hearts, they secretly greeted the system affectionately.

After he quickly looked around at the group of people with more people, and found out which people were missing and failed to participate in the mission, the greeting in his heart finally blurted out:

"System, you don't have such a thing for giving birth to a son~"

What made Hu Biao so excited was that among the five people missing this time, they were Lang Qing, Corn, Lecturer, Lao Tie, and Gua Feng.

Especially Lang Qing and Lao Tie are the absolute main force in the equipment manufacturing team.

Good guy!This time, the equipment manufacturing team was left with military pawns, the only child of the hardware store owner.

The only situation that can comfort Hu Biao is that gunpowder weapons cannot be used this time. With Lang Qing and Lao Tie coming, their performance will be greatly restricted.

But the most excessive point is that the lecturer, the security captain of the modern plane, has failed to transfer to the mission world for the third time in a row.

For a moment, Hu Biao vaguely understood one thing: the system might be targeting this buddy.

And after receiving such blows three times in a row, the lecturer might not be able to stay in the team any longer because he was disheartened.

(Explanation to find out, Lang Qing, Lao Tie, Corn, Guafeng and other four people are a normal rotation, taking a temporary break for a task, so that more book friends can participate in the fun.

In the case of 'lecturer', this should be because I haven't read the book for a few months, and I probably have abandoned the book.

The author can understand this, because he didn't write it well; but since he doesn't read the book anymore, he will give up the quota, after all, there are still many book friends in the queue.

In addition, those who are not in the book friend group, you might as well "squeak" here to let the author know that you are still there. )
"What the hell! System, look at what you're doing~" Hu Biao cursed angrily into the air.

After that, without too much ink, he walked straight towards the group of old birds.

I plan to clarify the situation quickly, and then everyone will rush to the valley in the southwest; otherwise, if the ink continues, the number one beauty in Xiangxi will meet some quick gunners, and maybe she will be pregnant with a baby.

Those medicinal snakes that can increase one's skill were also prepared to eat meat.

In this way, Hu Biao used brief language to explain the situation he encountered after he was sent over, as well as the situation where he was forced to confess.

And in such a process, the five rookie netizens who were temporarily ignored looked at the bamboo forest in front of them and the corpses on the ground.

More importantly, they thought that they had miraculously appeared here, and they had encountered all kinds of situations that could not be explained by science.

In a trance, I feel that it is so unreal...

*****
Go back in time, that is, the five lucky selected netizens this time, or the unlucky ones, before they were sent over, an hour to ten minutes ago.

That period of time inadvertently changed their entire life and destiny.

Time: 2:47 am.

Location: Dian Province, Chuncheng, in a tea shop.

Sitting on a mahogany chair, Nan Ze explained seriously to the audience of 5000 people in the live broadcast room connected to the mobile phone camera in front of him:

"Some fans and friends said that our Pu'er tea is not good.

Nangong is here to tell you that it is entirely because you drink it in the wrong way; here today, I will teach you the correct way to drink Pu-erh tea.

You know, our tongues have senses.

The tip of the tongue feels sweetness, the sides feel astringency, and the root of the tongue feels bitterness.

So no matter how good the Puer is, if you feel bored like chewing a peony, what will you feel?It's like kissing your daughter-in-law, a mouthful is like a light touch of the lips of the two, what happiness can you feel.

The correct way to taste tea should be like the French style, more violent and more romantic, let the tea continue to linger in your mouth, and finally swallow it.

In this way, you can feel our tea, which is quite delicious and has a long aftertaste~”

Having said that, he picked up a cup of tea and took a sip, and began to taste it in his mouth as he said.

Should I say it or not, the above paragraph of Nanze's discourse involves a wealth of taste knowledge, which sounds like it has some scientific reason.

So much so that in the live broadcast room, many viewers who bought his tea could not help but doubt a little:
Is it really because of the wrong way of drinking tea that I feel so bad in my mouth, and I misunderstood Nangong.

What they didn't know was that after Nanze slurped the tea in his mouth for a long time, and finally swallowed it in one gulp, there was still no reaction on his face.

But in my heart, I also cursed: "What the hell! This broken tea is really bad, even dogs don't drink it."

But when he pretended to be reminiscing, the guy yelled again:
"In order to repay the love of fans, today we specially prepared a batch of 10-year-old Pu'er tea small gold bricks; for the price of the same style, you can go to Moudong and Moubao to search, and the unit price of 200 grams of authentic products is not lower than five count.

But today, as a fan benefit, not to mention 18880, 9998, etc., it only costs 2000 yuan per catty, and the quantity is limited, there are only 300 orders in total, get on the car immediately. "

With an excited tone, Nanze yelled out a sentence.

By the way, because I talked too much, my mouth was dry and I had to take another sip of the really bitter and unpalatable tea.

As a result, this time, the tea in his mouth was sprayed out soon after; it sprayed all over the screen, everywhere.

The reason why he had such a strong reaction was definitely not that the tea was too bad to drink; it was that in just a few seconds, a total of [-] orders of tea were all smashed.

The fundamental reason is that when the assistants put it on the shelves, they changed the price to 200 yuan per catty, missing a zero.

This was a real mistake, not a deliberate trick like other live broadcast studios.

But all the tea leaves were taken away in the blink of an eye. He, Nanze, is also a shameless and honest businessman, so he can't declare the above orders to be void, can he?

I can only accept such a big loss with great distress.

It is precisely because of this that he hastily downloaded the broadcast in the following time.

After letting the assistant who caused trouble get off work first, Nanze lay down on the grand teacher's chair with a weak body, thinking about how much he had lost because of the mistake just now.

First, how much did those tea leaves cost?

Those things were made from some leftover materials found during cleaning the warehouse a few days ago, and the cost of a catty was about 20 yuan after adding the packaging, the labor of live broadcast assistants, and the courier fee.

Looking at it this way, he still made a full 54000 yuan with tears in his eyes tonight.

But Nangong didn't think so, because for this guy, if he made less money, he would lose money.

Besides, don't look at how much he earns, but the consumption is also quite scary.

Not only does he have to support his wife and children, but also his wife's bag and the children's interest class fees; there are so many poor ladies in the bathing city, if he doesn't recharge his card, wouldn't it be pitiful to say.

"I still can't get good tea, not to mention the mother trees of Dahongpao in Wuyi Mountain, even if you have money, you can't buy them, even the top Longjing tea from Shifeng Mountain in Hangzhou.

If I had these gimmicks in hand, buddy, my career would have prospered a long time ago, how many poor young ladies can I support. "

With such a huge regret, Nanze spit out a sentence in his mouth silently.

Then at such a moment, a cold, emotionless mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head:
"I found out that netizens have a strong desire to go to Xiangyang City in the late Southern Song Dynasty, so I started sending it immediately.

As for novice benefits?Give me a bottle of hairspray for an old SP like you, at least you can have the whole hairstyle, and go after the young lady at the end of the Southern Song Dynasty~”

"What the hell! I just want to get some tea. When did I say I was going to Xiangyang City in the late Southern Song Dynasty~"

Instinctively, Nanze spit out a sentence.

He just glanced at the closed door, and suddenly realized that this was not the assistant going back and forth, after joking with himself.

No matter what you want to do, it's too late.

Because his whole body has already started to disappear quickly...

At the same time, Nan Ze, an unscrupulous tea profiteer, worked hard all night, and only earned 54000 yuan with tears in his eyes, feeling a little depressed in his heart.

Sending off the assistant, that is, my brother-in-law, to get off work quickly so that I don't let myself look upset.

In a residential area of ​​a southern city thousands of kilometers away.

With a big yawn in his mouth, Yun Yuanhai stretched out his hand to touch a cigarette case at hand, intending to top it with a poisonous weed to boost his spirit.

It's just that the cigarette box was found to be empty for a long time.

Moreover, the character operating in front of him was hacked to death, the screen became black and white, and a piece of equipment on his body was also exposed, and was picked up by someone.

Immediately, Yun Yuanhai cursed fiercely: "What the hell! ****"

Yun Yuanhai is a game migrant worker. Among many games such as Legend, Warcraft, and Fantasy Westward Journey, which one is more profitable, he makes money by moving bricks in it.

That is to sell in-game props, currency to make money, or to help upgrade levels and so on.

To be more specific, it is the online video about renting a house in a cheap residential area full of computers.

The corners are filled with wall-like buckets of instant noodle and cigarette boxes, and lying on the bed is a plump sister-in-law playing with a mobile phone, a member of such a game studio.

It's a pity that there are many gaps between reality and video, which are astonishingly large.

There is no such thing as in the game, where there is such a pile of money, and the monthly salary is almost like a dog. To put it bluntly, the salary is not enough to starve to death, nor to eat enough.

That is to say, when luck is good, the income is slightly better than that of normal work, but it is completely exhausted by countless overnight stays with the body.

With that bad work and rest schedule, he didn't even have a girlfriend, let alone a sister-in-law.

Because of the unspeakable upset in his heart, Yun Yuanhai didn't have the idea of ​​resurrecting the characters and continued to move bricks.

From the huge ashtray, he found a relatively long cigarette butt and lit it. While smoking, he thought silently in his heart:
"Should I change to a job that works nine to five in the morning and doesn't have to work overtime?"

As a result, such a thought was the one that arose, and it was negated by him.

The reason is simple, as a young man, it's okay to never think about getting ahead; but none of his classmates and friends who are working are not messing around.

In that kind of life where the head can be seen almost at a glance, there is no chance of being the head at all.

Thinking of this, perhaps under the pressure of working overtime and staying up late, he had a strong self-destructive impulse in his heart.

"What the hell! It would be great if I could have a chance to time travel as said in the novel. Even if I had a narrow chance of dying, it would be better to live a half-dead life like this now."

It was in this situation that his cell phone rang.

After clicking on it, there is a nonsense message:

"If you travel back to the Southern Song Dynasty now, Xiangyang City guarded by Guo Jing will soon face the famous Mongolian cavalry army.

Then you can choose one of the following materials, which one will you choose:

A. One mouthful of Zhangqiu iron pot.

Purely handcrafted, each pot has gone through twelve processes, eighteen times of heat, tempered at a high temperature of about [-] degrees, and has withstood ten thousand times of forging; quality assurance, you deserve it.

Hanging it on the chest, what if the sharp arrow of Yuanbing can't shoot through it?
B. A bottle of hairspray, a comb, and a three-piece set of leather shoe polish. For details, see Fa Ge's appearance in the movie "God of Gamblers".

really!The three-piece suit can't make you survive the charge of the Mongolian cavalry, but at least it can make you look more temperamental when you die, with your hairstyle not messy and your leather shoes shiny.

C. One bottle of Bingkuole, 2 liters big bottle, 82 years old.

D. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, and a pack of sand cigarettes.

E. A kitchen knife, a famous brand of Xquan; emphasis: please pay attention to the correct use of this knife, otherwise the system will not be responsible for any situation..."

Generally speaking, they are all the material choices that veterans of the Xuan Ge camp have encountered before.

If they are seen by Hu Biao and the others, just because there are no big ocean horses, Gatling fireworks, potassium nitrate fertilizers, etc., they can be sure:
The system's judgment of the difficulty of this task is not too big, it is a relatively easy task.

But Yun Yuanhai didn't know what the above message meant.
Just because he ran out of food just now, he typed a 'D' and replied back, and then something happened that made his intestines regret for a long time...

 I went out during the day and wasted a little time, so I will update a chapter first, and there will be another chapter later

  
 
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