Chapter 288 Frequent Situations

"Damn it~ This is all right? Isn't this nonsense~"

Seeing the scene in front of him, Li San, a rookie, muttered in shock.

Because the shock in my heart was so great that I didn't even notice that the half-trunk cigarette in my mouth fell directly to the ground.

honestly!In the adaptation of the scene in front of me, "The White-haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty", these bastards really didn't perform well.

I heard that last night, after finalizing the script and actors, they worked overtime to rehearse temporarily, and they rehearsed for a total of two hours.

Ah Li's Xi'er, don't speak professionally in terms of singing, many times the one who sings stutteringly, obviously forgot the words.

The only good thing is that this girl's timbre is not bad, very crisp.

Cang Guan played Yang Bailao, whose whole body was extremely hard throughout the whole process; everyone could tell that this guy was so nervous that he was about to pee.

Yelu Shiren, who was played by Er Fatty, was only halfway through, and there were as many as five or six times of obvious jokes.

Originally, the best candidate for this role was Huang Yizhi, a big yellow fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, but this guy couldn't be sent over.

However, it is more appropriate to replace it with the slightly slender Erpang, in terms of image.

The big spring played by Wu Zu looks a little wretched no matter how you look at it.

Mu Renzhi, played by the old snake, and the dog legs played by the singer and others, have no temperament at all. In short, one of them is considered unqualified.

In the modern plane, the composition of their grass-roots team can be scolded directly.

But the performance of the brave fighters in these battalions in front of him greatly exceeded Li San's expectations.

When the play first started, these people were quite involved in watching it; it was obvious that such a novel stage play really brightened their eyes.

Let them be Yang Bailao and Xi'er, the kind of father-daughter relationship that depends on each other; the simple relationship between Xi'er and Dachun.

As well as that kind of happiness in an ordinary life, I felt very empathetic and rejoiced for it.

Li San could still see the benevolent smiles of aunts on the faces of many daredevils.

Even some brave fighters who are obviously unmarried, looking at Ali's twisting waist and that small figure on the stage, it is quite a bit red-faced and dreamy.

Then, as the plot continues, things suddenly look very different.

Especially at this stage, when Yang Bailao played by Cangguan was stabbed to death by Mu Renzhi played by Old Snake, and Xi'er was dragged into the room by Yelu Shiren, it seemed that he was about to be killed by something.

Suddenly, I don't know who was the first to yell, 'Kill these Liao dogs'.

Suddenly, without warning, a huge turmoil was triggered.

Hundreds of brave warriors in the audience rushed towards the stage in a swarm; everyone's eyes were filled with a kind of extreme anger.

In the blink of an eye, Er Fatty, Old Snake, Singer and other actors were overwhelmed.

The only good thing is that these guys responded so quickly.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, he immediately hugged his head and curled up on the ground to protect some vital parts of his body.

But even so, with so many people rushing up, they would be trampled to death just by stepping on them, right?
And while he was staring in a daze, at the same time that Feng Rui kicked over, he cursed, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up with me to save people~"

After speaking, he held a shield in his left hand and a stick in his right hand.

From the position on the left side of the stage, while rushing up to the stage, the stick in his hand hit his head and face.

While shouting loudly in his mouth: "This is acting, it's all fake, quickly back down and sit down~"

After hesitating for half a second, Li Sancha picked up the stick at hand and followed him. He finally knew now that Mao had given him a stick in advance.

It turns out that such a point, a group of veterans have long expected.

And the scene above is just one of the many situations they encountered in the first performance of "The White-haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty"...

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On the stage, Ah Li, who had white hair and was wearing a tattered skirt, and the soldier, who was wearing the warrior's red military robe, hugged each other tightly.

Immediately below the stage, in addition to the thunderous applause from the hands of thousands of people, countless applause also sounded.

As the first screenwriter of this play, Hu Biao, who was desperate to see this scene, naturally knew very well that this "White Horse Girl" was finally over.

When he breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help but wipe the sweat off his forehead, only to realize that in the great tension, even his pants were wet with sweat.

In the positions around him, AT, Xu Feng, Yang Dongli and others had almost the same reaction.

Of course, this performance cannot be blamed for their timidity. It is really a series of developments tonight, which are somewhat beyond their expectations.

First of all, they naturally knew that in the modern world of "The White-haired Girl", when it was first staged, Huang Shiren's actor was shot by an overly devoted soldier and was almost killed.

So, prepare accordingly in advance.

Let Erpang and other villains who played Yelu Shiren wear heavy armor to perform; all the soldiers watching the performance were not allowed to carry any weapons.

The other personnel who did not participate in the performance were also prepared to fork it off in case any soldiers under their command rushed up.

It's just that when hundreds of people rushed up together, they were terrified at the time, and they almost let the poor Erpang and others not die in the hands of Liao Bing and Jin Bing, but in the hands of their own people.

Afterwards, it took a long time to explain the two-in-one combination of sticks and language, which made the soldiers under his command understand:
These are all acting and fake. If you want to continue watching, you have to sit down honestly, otherwise you will go back to sleep and watch your own birds.

Secondly, Hu Biao and the others have gone through several missions, and they have also stayed in the serious army for some time, so they naturally know that the rules in the army are strict.

Especially in order to prevent camp roars at night, there are 54 prohibitions and [-] strict military regulations.

Therefore, before tonight's "White-haired Girl" was staged, Wang Tongzhi, the highest military officer in the battalion this time, greeted him in advance.

(In the army of the Northern Song Dynasty, 500 people were one battalion, five battalions were 2500 people were one sentence, and the highest officer at the first level of the army was the commander)

It was agreed that it will be held at Xu time, that is, from 7:9 to [-]:[-] in the evening, so that the performance will be performed briefly at such a not too late time.

Results?The movement of hundreds of people rushing up at that time shocked Wang Tongzhi directly.

Thinking that there was a battalion roar, he directly led hundreds of soldiers to kill in a hurry to suppress it; Hu Biao spent a lot of talking and stuffing five pearls secretly to settle the matter.

Then, after hearing that it was just a big show, such a scene happened.

Wang Tongzhi immediately became interested and brought hundreds of soldiers to take a look.

So A Li and the others bit the bullet again, and re-staged the show; Hu Biao and the others had shields in their hands, blocking the stage in front of the stage and starting the show.

During the period, if it wasn't for AT's sharp eyesight and quick hands, he blocked a sharp arrow with the shield in his hand in time, maybe Er Fatty would have sent it.

In short, during the whole performance of "Northern Song Dynasty Version of White-haired Girl", many netizens were frightened, afraid that something would happen again.

But then again, although the process of tonight's performance was difficult and tortuous, the activation effect was extremely good, and it seemed to be better than expected.

All of this was very clear from the fanatical expressions on the faces of the more than 1000 soldiers in the army.

After seeing off Wang Tongzhi and others, Hu Biao and others looked at each other, and they all understood that it was a good time to strike while the iron was hot and start really remembering the bitterness and thinking about the sweetness.

(End of this chapter)

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