Start: Datang Wanli a lonely city

Chapter 16
Talk!Because of excessive mental stress, irregular and heavy-tasting diet, many people know that in the modern plane, the form of hemorrhoids is already very severe.

Especially among all the old men, there is a saying that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.

However, hemorrhoids may not seem like a serious disease, but only those who have it and have had an attack know how uncomfortable it is.

So here comes the question, is the form of hemorrhoids equally severe in ancient times?
Regarding this strange knowledge, Hu Biao knew a thing or two, and he could answer with certainty: Of course, the form is more serious.

Not to mention those Shengdou nicknames, many big figures have huge troubles in this regard.

A little farther away is Emperor Wen of Han, who suffered from hemorrhoids. There is a related idiom called "sucking carbuncle and licking hemorrhoids", which comes from him.

Those who are more recent, such as the great writer Su Shi, Zhang Juzheng, Napoleon, and even Lafayette, who eats a lot of food for a meal, have not escaped the danger of hemorrhoids.

So when Hu Biao handed over the 'Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment', he was very much looking forward to it.

Looking forward to Guo Xin and Guo Shuai, the biggest figures in the Anxi Army, who can reward some treasures after they feel comfortable, so that they can bring them back to the modern plane and make a fortune.

In other good system texts, it is written like this...

"What the hell! The temperature difference in this shitty place is really huge, it's really cold to death at night~"

Hu Biao trotted back to the earthen house where they lived last night while muttering, and lay down on the shabby bed.

After paralyzing his whole body into a big character, Hu Biao, who had been working all day, was so comfortable that he almost cried out.

Other netizens are almost in the same situation.

Thanks to the cottage version of mutton steamed buns made by Hu Biao and the others, they conquered the entire Xuange camp and Baiqi camp, as well as many generals in the Anxi army who had the cheek to eat and drink.

Anyway, at the end, all the mutton soup was consumed.

Then with fiery passion, they started preparing for the next day's meal, and kept busy until after ten o'clock in the evening before returning to their barracks.

Slightly picked up a little well water with both hands, and wiped it on the face to wash the face; after taking a sip of water, a little gurgling twice was considered to be brushing teeth, and the whole washing process was completely completed.

As for a good wash, there is nothing at all.

On the one hand, the body is too tired. Even if the work of the cook in the afternoon is much easier, for these otaku in the modern plane, it is still a high-intensity labor.

Now that we are so busy, it is difficult for everyone to move their fingers more, so there is no time to wash them carefully.

On the other hand, the temperature difference between morning and evening in this ghost place is too great, and now the wind is blowing on the bare skin, which makes people feel goosebumps.

Under the current conditions, there is no time to take a bath with hot water. What should I do if I catch a cold if I take a bath in cold water?
Anyway, there are no women around, so if it is dirty, it will be dirty.

So everyone washed their faces a little bit, and decided to let it go; after all, if you don't take a bath for a few days, you can't die, and besides, your wife and girlfriend are not around, and no one will tell you if you don't wash.

It was just when everyone lay down and was about to fall asleep soon.

Suddenly, a voice resounded weakly in the room: "Brothers, we will go back if we persist for two more days, but what about these Tang troops? They..."

After getting along day and night for a few days, these unlucky guys have long been familiar with each other.

So everyone can tell that the voice comes from the little white-collar AT.

Although the words of the little white-collar were not finished, everyone could hear the unfinished ambitions in it immediately: no accident, these old men of a certain age will definitely not be able to defend the city of Kucha, what should they do? manage?
It would be a lie to say that everyone doesn't care about the life and death of these people.

As the descendants of China, just seeing the word "Tang" can make them feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy in their hearts. It is a strong feeling brought by the blood, which cannot be broken even after a thousand years.

What's more, they were rescued by these Tang troops at the most difficult time, and they were guarded under their wings.

More importantly, although the modern plane grabs space because of square dances, occupying seats in public cars, and whether to support them after falling down, everyone has a bad impression of some old people.

But the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young has been going on for thousands of years in this nation.

Such a traditional virtue has actually penetrated into everyone's blood.

As long as there is a way, they don't want to see these Tang Junzhan die here. The problem is that these guys who are struggling to kill chickens, what can they do now?

"What can we do, stay here and die together?"

After a long silence, a netizen 'Zero One' who is said to be working as a programmer and whose hair is already thin on the top of his head spoke up.

"If one person is fed enough and the whole family is not hungry, it is not afraid to die here in battle; but if we really want to die here, we are afraid that we will not be able to get a work-related injury in the modern plane.

I still have a 15-year mortgage and a 5-year car loan. What if my parents are getting older?What about the wife and children? "

Zero One's words in a bitter tone seemed to express the aspirations of everyone present; everyone was a gentleman, and they didn't just live for themselves.

But everyone understands the truth, the question is why are you feeling so panicked now?

It was as if there was a fire in their hearts that made them want to burst out.

Under the cruel reality, the atmosphere in the room fell into dead silence again. After a while, their trainee commander Hu Biao finally spoke:

"If the preparation time given by the system is longer, I believe it can play a big role with our scientific knowledge that is more than 1000 years ahead of this era.

Even after getting familiar with the situation, he can make a lot of showy operations.

But the system only gave three days, no!It's been a day, and there are only two days left. What can you do with this little time?

It takes time to fumble and manufacture a lot of city defense equipment.

In a short period of time, if you can find sulfur to configure black powder, it can also play a role in defending the city, but after searching around during the day, didn’t you find it?

Even the oil that flows out of the ground automatically, many people in the city asked that there was no such thing as incendiary bombs.

Without the above things, to put it bluntly, five or six of us together may not be able to beat a Tubo soldier.

So it's better to wait until the task is over, and then go back honestly.

As for the two days of staying here, everyone tried to find a way to get more delicious food, so that these gentlemen could also eat a few good meals, and it could be regarded as doing their part for them.

okay!Let's go to bed, everyone, we have to make breakfast tomorrow morning, make more so that more people can eat it. "

After finishing speaking, Hu Biao closed his eyes.

It's just that today, even if it's the same as last night, his body is already extremely tired, but he doesn't know why he can't fall asleep quickly.

Such a situation is actually not only Hu Biao, but also all netizens.

Hu Biao, who had been unable to fall asleep for a long time with his eyes closed, heard someone tossing and turning in his ears. It was obvious that everyone had insomnia.

In the final analysis, as modern people, they are used to the preciousness of life, and cannot accept the cruel truth that thousands or even more people around them will die soon.

That night!Hu Biao stayed up very late before falling asleep in a daze.

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When he felt that someone was pushing him, Hu Biao opened his eyes with difficulty, and when he saw the iconic front tooth of the team leader Liang Daya, he immediately woke up.

After rubbing his hands on his face, he hurriedly shouted:

"Liangtou, it's dawn, right?
We are going to prepare the morning food right away. This morning we prepared big steamed stuffed buns filled with beef. The noodles were made last night. The meat stuffing was also chopped and seasoned. It was definitely in time. "

"The big buns stuffed with beef seem to be quite delicious." After hearing such a sentence, Liang Daya instinctively licked his mouth.

But then he reacted and said in his mouth:

"No matter how delicious the big beef buns are, we have to wait until lunch. Now let us take you to gather. We plan to teach you some combat skills first, and you will know how to fight against the enemy when you fight.

In the face of a great enemy, one must have the ability to protect oneself, so as not to be caught by the Tubo people. "

Upon hearing this, everyone who was awakened by the conversation between the two immediately became excited.

We are all gentlemen, which one of us has never dreamed of such a scene when he was young and was harming the weeds in the park at the head of the village with a stick:
Wearing a gold armor and silver helmet, holding a gentian bright silver spear and a long horse, he is like Zhao Zilong in Changbanpo, majesticly killing seven in and seven out.

Or just like Brother Jing, Guo Er, and Gang Leader Qiao, defeating all the masters in the world.

It's just that as I grow up, this old dream is gradually exhausted by the cruel life and reality, or it is suppressed in my heart.

For a moment, when thinking of the childhood dreams of the past, a group of young and middle-aged men couldn't help becoming crazy.

But soon after, they knew the astonishing gap between reality and dream...

(End of this chapter)