Start: Datang Wanli a lonely city

Chapter 1 Rabbit is so cute
"If you were unfortunate enough to live in the Gobi Desert or in the desert, and you could only bring the following three items besides the current clothes, shoes and socks, which one would you choose?

A. A young, beautiful, plump, obedient blonde bunny girl, the kind that is pure natural, 36D, and wears very little.

B. A two-year-old shepherd dog of Border Collie breed.

C. A latest mobile phone with [-]% battery power; warm reminder, there are many classic stand-alone games pre-installed in it, many of which still need to be paid for.

D. A machete, the specific model is Malay machete type.

E, a bundle of 100 meters long rope.

F. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, and a pack of sand cigarettes.

G. A pack of compressed biscuits, scallion oil flavor, the net weight of a single pack is 118 grams.

H. A large bottle of 82 Years Bingkuo in two liters, a must-have product in hot summer, who knows who drinks it.

J, an ax..."

When Xinshou clicked on his mobile phone and saw the latest message received on it, not only was it not what he was expecting, but it was Hu Biao who was such a nonsense above.

Immediately, he became angry from embarrassment, and cursed fiercely in his mouth:
"Ask me what to choose? I'll choose your grandma's mouth~"

It is true that Hu Biao spoke vulgar words in an uncivilized way, but based on his current bad experience, it seems somewhat understandable.

Hu Biao, male, 28 years old, unmarried, more precisely, a single dog who doesn't even have a serious girlfriend, and his current job is the rider brother of a certain regiment.

As for the words before this, it is quite powerful.

Since graduating from a certain three universities, Hu Biao has worked in more than N jobs.

For example, insurance salespersons and real estate agents who wear suits and collars every day, sales at the Four Sons Store; and clerks in small companies doing odd jobs.

There are also reserve cadres of a certain factory, and the small boss who sells fried rice noodles at a supper stand.

Among the many jobs mentioned above, some worked for more than half a year for a long time, and ran away with a bucket in just half a month.

The reason for this is not that Hu Biao, who was born in the urban-rural fringe area of ​​a small county, can't bear the hardships of that job, but to use a popular sentence on the Internet:

His stomach is not good, and he really can't digest the big cake drawn by the boss.

Finally, half a year ago, Hu Biao came to Qingpu, the magical capital, and bought a second-hand eDonkey for more than 1000 yuan, becoming a glorious rider brother.

What do you say about the job of the rider brother?

The hard work at work is hard work. If you want to earn more than [-] yuan a month, it is a list of a few dollars, a little bit of hard-earned money.

Fortunately, the overall advantage is that I am relatively free. I don’t have to clock in at work on time every day, and I don’t have to bear all kinds of carelessness in the workplace.

Besides, the doctoral students are all delivering food, trying to make money for their living, it's not shameful not to vote or grab it.

It's just that in this world, there is no perfect job, even if there is one, it's not delivering food; no!Hu Biao encountered a very heartwarming thing this evening.

At about 2:6 in the morning, Hu Biao took an order on the platform.

The content of the order was to send a portion of noodles with scallion oil and a portion of fried buns to somewhere in Jinze Town, the most remote place in Qingpu. From Hu Biao's current location, there was a distance of about ten kilometers all the way there.

However, this order is considered to be running errands, and the income on the platform can be 15 yuan.

At that time, I thought it was too far away, but after finishing the order, Hu Biao, who just went back to sleep, didn't think too much, so he took it decisively.

The first half of the follow-up errand process was relatively smooth.

Even halfway through the delivery, the customer who placed the order added a little more strange request; in addition to helping him bring a pack of Huazi cigarettes in a hard box, he also had to buy a tube of Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment.

From the tone of voice, that buddy seems to be in a hurry.

In half a year's career as a rider brother, Hu Biao, who has seen even stranger demands than this, didn't pay any attention to these additional demands.

The only problem is that during this seemingly ordinary errand, Hu Biao was a little too confident about his second-hand eDonkey, who didn't know that the battery had been used for several years.

When it was 1.5 kilometers away from the delivery address, the small eDonkey ran out of battery when it was on.

How to do?Of course, first throw down the small electric stove and walk all the way to get those things to hand.

Otherwise, after the other party refunded the order and gave negative reviews, his errand expenses, meal expenses, money for buying Huazi Tobacco and Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment on his behalf, and platform fines all add up to a loss of at least 200 yuan.

Doesn't it mean that most of today's work will be for nothing.

So, at around two o'clock in the morning, somewhere in the edge corner of Qingpu, the magical city, on the deserted to somewhat dead street, Hu Biao began to measure the road with his footsteps, and walked towards his destination in a dizzy manner.

Then, when there are still seven or eight hundred meters away from the delivery point.

Hu Biao received a series of bad news from the platform, customers' chargebacks due to overtime, and bad reviews.

Then, no matter how he called the customer, he hoped that the other party would not accept Hua Ziyan and Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid cream.

Good guy!Not even a chance to save him.

So, when he was in such an anxious situation, he suddenly received a message.

I opened it with a lot of surprises, but found that after the cheating content at the beginning, I started cursing on the spot, which seems to be quite understandable...

******
No matter how hard and crap, life goes on.

Hu Biao, who was sitting on the edge of the curb, smoked a sand cigarette depressedly, and finally accepted his takeaway for most of the day today, which was the result of giving it away for nothing.

And basically adjusted the bad mood in my heart.

After cursing for a while, he opened the takeaway box beside him, took out the scallion noodles and fried buns inside, and started eating and drinking directly with the half pot of cold boiled water left in the kettle.

Otherwise?These food platforms have deducted his money, so it can't be wasted for nothing, right?

Besides, he still needs to push the battery car to the next place where it can be charged later, and God knows how far he will have to push it back, and he needs a little physical reserve.

In this way, Hu Biao was actually a little hungry until now, and it took a few minutes to finish the two portions of food.

Perhaps after eating and drinking enough, his body gradually warmed up and his mood became more peaceful; anyway, Hu Biao was in the mood to think of the message he received just now while he was relaxing with a cigarette after dinner. a message.

Similar to this kind of information, or some similar statements.

It’s not the first time I’ve met Hu Biao, who often wanders around the Internet; there are always people posting on the forum that this choice is equal to no choice, that the choice is useless and impossible to happen.

The amazing thing is that there are actually quite a few netizens who are full and idle, and they always choose between serious things.

In order to prove that their choice was more reasonable, they even sprayed with other people across the network cable; the spraying turned into a friendly greeting between each other.

Of course, after Hu Biao was full of the above things, he didn't want to do less.

After Hu Biao turned on the phone again, he instinctively wanted to shake his wits as before, write three A, A, A in a row, and directly reply these three A.

Isn't it just a whole life?Say it as if no one would be the same.

But before sending out the information, Hu Biao was inexplicably serious and deleted the three 'A's that had been typed.

Replaced with D, G, and H, which are three more reasonable choices of machete, compressed biscuit, and Bing Kuo Le.

Hu Biao pondered this way: among the above choices, the machete can be used for self-defense and as a tool, and biscuits and ice cream can be used to satisfy hunger and quench thirst.

As for making a fire, the environment in the Gobi Desert should be quite dry, and it should be relatively simple to drill wood to make fire.

Therefore, for the above choices, Hu Biao thinks that there is nothing wrong with them.

After sending the message, Hu Biao wanted to turn around with the takeaway box on his back, go to his little eDonkey first, and start a long process of pushing the cart.

The problem is that in the next second, something that cannot be explained by science suddenly happened to Hu Biao.

On the deserted and cold street where a car rushes by every few minutes, a series of "cracking ~" sounds like the sound of an old-fashioned typewriter typing on the keyboard, suddenly sounding in Hu Biao's head.

At the same time, a string of even somewhat vague and dim square characters floated slowly in Hu Biao's mind:
"The selection of the initial item is completed, and the result of the selection according to the system operation rules will take effect immediately. The relevant trial personnel Hu Biao will start the transmission immediately."

In addition to the above content, some more frightening things are also happening.

That is the kind that Hu Biao found that his whole body was disappearing rapidly; starting from his feet and going up, he disappeared quickly.

But in the blink of an eye, only half of his legs disappeared, leaving less than a third of them.

In this process, it was definitely based on the professional instinct of the little rider; Hu Biao immediately grabbed the strap of the takeaway box beside him.

Little rider!People are here, takeaways are here, the above operations are completely understandable.

And at the moment when the whole person completely disappeared, Hu Biao, who was also regarded as a veteran lover of Internet literature, had already reacted a little bit.

He was basically sure that he had encountered something similar to the plot of the Internet, that is, similar to the infinite flow, or these events in Zhutianwen.

According to the relevant plot routines, if this kind of thing is over, the salted fish will turn over, and if it cannot be over, the whole village will come to eat.

"What the hell! According to the routines in the web articles, when the system pulls strong men, there are usually at least a few people? It wouldn't be true that sand sculptures would choose 3 'A's in a row?
After all, the bunny girl is also a bunny, and the bunny is so cute, who can say no to it? "

Before completely disappearing into this world, Hu Biao miraculously thought of such a point in his wild thoughts...

(End of this chapter)