my days with tyrants

Chapter 20 You Don't Even Call Me Pingtou Brother
Sugar-coated cannonballs.

Here's the real sugar-coated cannonball...

"Fuck, why don't you hurry up and agree to such a good thing, a manor mansion, a dozen young girls who are at your disposal, does it mean that there should be no essential difference between a dynasty woman and a modern woman? What's more, it is pure natural and educated in three obediences and four virtues If they come out, they will probably stick to whatever tricks you ask them to do. This is simply a man's dream.

What's more, there are surrounding fields to support you, and it is estimated that you can eat all the delicacies from mountains and seas in the future.

Those who cannot be eaten in modern times, I am afraid you can eat whatever you want. At that time, there should be a lot of baiji dolphins, right?

I remember that there was also a baiji dolphin in Liaozhai.

There are also many spotted turtles, right?

Even if we don’t eat this, and make a bunch of them to keep at home, that’s still fun. When we go back to Sichuan, we’ll catch a few giant pandas and little pandas to keep them.

With a beautiful wife and concubine, rare birds and animals at the same time, this day is very beautiful!

I am tempted! "

The squad leader was amazed.

It has to be said that there is such a soul hidden under his tough exterior.

"Then one day Zhu Yuanzhang grabbed your beautiful wife and concubine and told you that when you knelt down, did you kneel down or did you kneel down?

What tricks are you doing?
Zhu Yuanzhang will tell you that there are actually many ways to kill people. Do you like watching Ling Chi or Peeling?What rare birds and animals are there?Zhu Yuanzhang will tell you that those rare birds and animals are also cute when they cannibalize people. Do you want to watch the South China tiger eat your children?

To be honest, do you think my mind, including yours, can beat Zhu Yuanzhang? "

Yang Feng was sitting in front of his tent, lying leisurely on the wicker chair, looking at the fat pigs raised in his family and said.

Next to him, Xiaoyu was still holding the teapot, making tea for him. The green tea and the clean tea cups in his slender hands were very pleasing to the eye. It could be seen that he had also been professionally trained, at least more elegant than some modern Internet celebrities.

It would be even better if it is accompanied by a piano player, Zhou Dexing has it.

But he didn't want Zhou Dexing's garden, he just carried the recliner under his buttocks, and he cleared up the so-called life-saving grace with Zhou Dexing, and asked the latter to help him collect the tombs of the dead nobles in the city, especially the famous ones. characters.This is of course a trivial matter for Zhou Dexing, although he will definitely not tell Yang Feng where his own grave is, but the old brothers still don't care, digging his grave is not acceptable, digging the old brother's grave is perfectly fine.

It doesn't matter to those civil servants, and he is also happy to provide those who died or surrendered back then.

So some of the information that has already been obtained has just been told to the monitor.

As for the discrepancy between the place names at this time and modern times, and the location is definitely not very accurate, he doesn't need to consider this issue.

It is also impossible for him to inspect one by one and measure on the spot, just give a rough location.

Those remaining archaeologists will figure it out.

"What do you mean?"

said the squad leader.

"I can't beat him in a battle of wits. It is impossible to deduce what he will do next and when he will give you a fatal blow. Since no matter how you use your brain, you will definitely be tricked by him, so there is no need It's so troublesome, just go against him and don't let him take the initiative.

The route he designed for me, I don't have to go.

I am reckless, and there is a fog in front of me. I don't know the future, and I don't even know the direction.

Then go straight ahead!
If there is no way to find my own way, why should I walk the way he marked out for me?

And knowing that the end of this road must be a trap.

Why should he hold it like a chess piece and put it where he likes, it is his chessboard, but if I roll around on it, it is my chessboard, he has to follow me, clean up for me The mess he caused. "

Yang Feng said.

So the key is not to let Zhu Yuanzhang take the initiative.

As for beautiful wives and beautiful concubines, of course it can also be considered. It is said that he also likes to do tricks, who doesn’t like it, but this kind of thing must wait until Zhu Yuanzhang’s death at least, otherwise it will harm these people. There were many concubines and children, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly turned his face, and they all arrested Ling Chi for him to admire, then he would really become Zhu Yuanzhang's dog.Speaking of which, His Majesty the Emperor said yesterday that he was planning to let him appreciate Ling Chi someday. He was probably already thinking about doing this when he said this. He didn't want to appreciate the Ling Chi scene of his beautiful wife and concubine.

vicious?

How many people has he killed?

Those who have been killed by others are not counted in terms of a few, or even tens of thousands, they have to be counted in millions.

Killing millions of soldiers in the south of the Yangtze River, the sword in the box is still bloody!

People are not exaggerating rhetoric, they are talking about modesty.

"My lord, please have some tea."

Next to him, Xiaoyu offered him tea.

Yang Feng took the tea and took a short gulp, then returned the cup and stared at her, making her blush.

"I have a large roll of fabric over there that you can use to make clothes, including underwear."

He looked at her clean old clothes and said.

He was talking about the parachute.

Since it can be refreshed, there is no need to care about it. Besides, the parachute is the most useful parachute, and the use of the parachute is relatively limited...

Of course, it can actually be used to make clothes, and it should also be able to make sails.

Xiaoyu's face turned red all of a sudden.

"My lord, my lord, slaves and maidservants are slaves. According to the court law, they are not allowed to wear silk."

she whispered.

"That's not silk. It's called nylon. It looks similar to silk, but it's actually completely different from silk. You can tell it apart by anyone who understands it. Slaves can't wear silk, but there's no rule that slaves can't wear it." Nylon. At least before His Majesty puts nylon on the list, you can wear it. You can take it to the little princess, let her find someone to look at it first, and tell her that I actually lied to her yesterday. There is no hidden bag of food, the bag she found was actually sent to me over there.

Not only have I contacted there now, but they can also send me supplies once a day according to my requirements.

It's not much, but it can be delivered.

They have told me how I got here.

Our scientists have developed a machine that can transport people to ancient times. They call this kind of machine a time travel machine. I was selected by them for the experiment, but I don’t know when it will be delivered before the experiment. As for not telling me that it was because of this kind of experiment that I was close to death, it was pure luck that I survived.But this kind of machine has a very high success rate in transmitting dead objects, but it needs to consume a lot of electricity, which is something like lightning in the sky, and we can store the lightning.

These stored lightnings are the power to start the traversing machine, so only small items can be sent, and they have to be sent once a day, not much, so if I want them, they can guarantee to supply me at least once a day.

So she can drink her favorite drink every day. "

Yang Feng said with a smile.

If Zhu Yuanzhang wants to play, then play with him!

I made it clear that these things of mine can be refreshed once a day.

In fact, it is impossible to hide this secret. Hundreds of people around him are guarding him. When he goes out to take a shit, there is a group of soldiers behind him. There is also a strange person who pokes it with a stick. He probably wants to see what the traverser pulls. How is shit different from them, what can be hidden in this situation.Today, the officer realized that something was wrong. He kept staring at his rucksack, and probably found that there was an extra pack of field meals in it. In a day or two at most, he should report to Zhu Yuanzhang, saying that this thing is a cornucopia.

Since this is the case, it is simply clear.

Anyway, no matter how he makes up stories, he can only take it seriously here, and Zhu Yuanzhang can only believe what he said about the time-travel machine.

Then Lao Zhu was dumbfounded.

The drink of the little princess is not worth mentioning here, but his ammunition can be refreshed once a day, and even his guns can be refreshed once a day, which will kill His Majesty the Emperor. It is terrifying to produce these modern weapons, even one a day.

Xiaoyu hurried to report.

The officer who had been eavesdropping there also hurried to report.

Looking at their backs, Yang Feng sat there and couldn't help smiling proudly.

"You are so exciting. Are you afraid that Zhu Yuanzhang will kill you if he is cruel?"

The squad leader exclaimed.

"That depends on whether he likes to kill me to avoid future troubles, or if he likes me to provide him with weapons and let him form a real pistol battalion. Isn't His Majesty the emperor most afraid of someone usurping the throne? If he carries an equipped pistol and The pistol battalion of the grenade, so you don’t have to worry about this? He is afraid that someone will assassinate him, so does he want the bulletproof vest on my body? Since my pistol can be refreshed after leaving me, that means that anything can leave me. It can be refreshed, and it is estimated that my rifle can also be used.

want to?

beg me!
Still don't give me food?

I asked him to beg me to pick up the food he sent. "

Yang Feng said.

Killing him to avoid future troubles is indeed one of Zhu Yuanzhang's options, but buying him, controlling him, and letting him only provide to Zhu Yuanzhang is also one of the options.

In the final analysis, it depends on whether Zhu Yuanzhang is conservative or talented.

So it's a big gamble.

As for losing the bet...

Then rely on your ability, if you can kill it, you will kill it, if you can't kill it, you will die. After all, Yang Feng is still in the state of life and death. Nostalgia, then there is no way to do this.Now is to use this method first to fight for his foothold in this era, put on a posture that he can shoot and break up at any time, and force Zhu Yuanzhang to compromise with him and give him what he wants.

"I think your current state is just like a honey badger."

The squad leader sighed.

"You don't even want to call me Brother Pingtou!"

Yang Feng said dissatisfied.

(Thanks to book friends for killing demons and pirates, Yunfengmu, Taishang Wangqingzhong, Wandering People 123, Benjamin Siegberg and others for their rewards)

(End of this chapter)