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Chapter 16 Said the Cat Named Sakamoto
But until the weekend came, Fu Chengque didn't find a chance to meet Sakamoto.

Wen Yu found out that Sakamoto was gaining weight day by day, so he took the initiative to chat with Fu Chengque about it.

[Wen Yu]: Sakamoto has to take a cat triple vaccine and arrange for neutering

[Wen Yu]: Are you free on weekends? Let's go together
[Fu Chengque]: You're so particular about getting a vaccine?Wouldn't it be impossible to have a baby if I was sterilized?

[Wen Yu]: It can't give birth without sterilization
[Fu Chengque]: [Maomao is furious] Why!It's half my cub, and besides...

[Wen Yu]: Stop

[Wen Yu]: Sakamoto is a male cat

【Fu Orange Sparrow】: ...

[Fu Chengque]: Ah, you should say this kind of thing at the beginning

[Fu Chengque]: Boy, that's okay
[Wen Yu]:?

[Fu Chengque]: I didn't expect you to know these things, I didn't even know

[Wen Yu]: You don’t know there are many more, for example, I used to be an idol
【Fu Chengque】: Shut up
[Fu Chengque]: Shark!
After making a plan for tomorrow with the beautiful girl next door, Wen Yu sat at the table leisurely writing and drawing to relax.

After being reborn, Wen Yu has been living in a relatively relaxed state of mind, with no worries about eating and drinking for the time being.

Behind him, Sakamoto took a catwalk and gently jumped onto his bed, curled up comfortably, so graceful that he didn't make a sound.

When we talked about cats today, Wen Yu realized that he couldn't even pay for Sakamoto's vaccinations and neutering.

After all, he and Fu Chengque brought the cat back. If even this simple pressure had to be transferred to the parents, then there was really no need to keep a cat.

Therefore, it seems that I still have to find a way to get some small money at hand.

He couldn't help but read out the three guidelines he had set before:

"First of all, make high grades and abilities; secondly, make money and grain full; finally, make friends more."

"Unexpectedly, I have to do it myself."

I thought it was a joke to tease Fu Chengque.

This is also thanks to the help of attribute bonuses. At present, his grades are steadily improving, and it will not affect him at all if he spends his time doing other things.

Even for Wen Yu, it can be considered a combination of work and rest.

And he has some special advantages, it shouldn't be difficult to make a little money lying down...

"I am both a prophet and a prisoner."

I know a little bit about the direction in which the world line will converge in the future, but I am also trapped in these stubborn thinking.

Wen Yu is not unreasonable, because he has long discovered that this world is similar to his previous life, but there are many subtle differences.

Like the Internet.According to the past life, it should be between 2011 and 2013, but the development of Internet entertainment here is obviously much faster than that of the previous life. WeChat has become popular, and short videos have gradually emerged.

"If you want to make more money and food, you still have to start with the familiar WeChat..." Wen Yu rubbed his forehead, "The barriers to entry are low, the need for start-up capital is small, and you can quickly enter and exit the new media industry, emerging markets, and competition. Very small."

The ghost knows whether those stock markets and virtual markets that I have never paid attention to are the same as those in my previous life.

"It's really not a particularly good idea."

Wen Yu was a little sad, this is a prisoner.

Then I suddenly became happy again:
"And the UP master is so simple, don't laugh at the challenge, you can play embarrassingly all year round."

After figuring it out, Wen Yu regained his vitality and became happy again.

……

What Wen Yu didn't notice was that, behind him, a cat named Sakamoto was paying attention with its ears pricked up.

The cow cat Sakamoto was a little surprised——

Humans can actually talk!
Hey!Did you hear that?There are actually humans who can speak!
Shouldn't human beings be creatures that can only make inexplicable babbles and babbles?

They should not have evolved language functions.

Unexpectedly, the new partner is actually the best among human beings, who broke through the sky and evolved the language function!

They are finally able to speak, but the processing of language is still too complicated, a long string, not concise at all.

For example, the sentence "I am both a prophet and a prisoner" can be expressed clearly with a simple "meow ↑ meow ↓"?
Weak, weak burst.

In this regard, I have to learn from the senior cats.

But Sakamoto was still very excited. Finally, a human being could speak. He couldn't help but "meow" loudly several times.

[Human, you are very smart! ]
[Come here, I want to tell you about my glorious history back then! ]
When Wen Yu heard the meowing of a cat behind him, he realized that Sakamoto had come in at some point, and was still sleeping on his bed. How could he sleep at night if he lost his bed?
Also called!

"What's your name, are you hungry?"

"Go down and roll a bed of cat hair."

Wen Yu added some cat food to Sakamoto, and took the opportunity to shut him out of the door.

Going back to the bedroom, re-investing in planning for the future, completely forgetting that I have a certain superpower...

……

living room.

Sakamoto was speechless.

It is still too optimistic about human IQ. Although the new partner is already a genius among human beings, he is only able to pronounce some sounds and cannot understand high-level cat language at all.

it sighs.

"Humanity still has a long way to go."

"However, what he said is of great reference value..."

"Wow! The rice is delicious!"
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the next day.

Fu Chengque came early to pet the cat.

She couldn't wait to try her superpowers, and she even had a hunch that the Nobel Prize was waving at her.

Sakamoto was playing wildly in the living room in the middle of the night, and was woken up by Fu Chengque just after falling asleep.

"Sakamoto~"

"..."

"Sakamoto Sakamoto."

"..."

"Sakamoto, hurry up and talk."

Sakamoto was furious immediately, this super weak and explosive human being who has not evolved at all, what are you doing chattering at night, and you can't talk, why are you barking like a dog!
"Meow!"

[It's so noisy, get out! ]
Fu Chengque's face froze instantly with excitement.

Shocked, puzzled, suspicious, angry...

Emotions were intertwined in the mind in an instant, so that the beautiful face didn't know which expression to choose to show.

Last night, she was so excited that she didn't fall asleep. She fantasized about countless scenes of intelligent conversations with Sakamoto, a non-intelligent creature that broke through the dimension for the first time. It was exciting, fascinating, and incredible.

Perhaps many unsolved mysteries will be answered this morning, such as:
Why do cats always like to push the cups on the table;
If human beings put their papa in the litter box in person, what will the cat say...

These are undoubtedly Nobel Prize-winning researches, and the great Orange Sparrow Empress will also set up a big banner in biology...

But she never imagined that the first sentence she understood came from a non-intelligent creature——

It's a dirty word!
The dream was severely shattered.

Wen Yu came out of the wash, and saw Fu Chengque squatting next to Sakamoto with a dull expression, quite puzzled.

"What's the matter, this is, I was happily wanting to lick the cat just now."

Fu Chengque continued to be stunned.

"Hahaha, I see, did it scratch you when you disturbed Sakamoto's sleep?"

Fu Chengque looked at Wen Yu, and said quietly:

"It's better to destroy it, this world is too dirty."

(End of this chapter)