I will practice more in the heavens

Chapter 8 The Three Kingdoms Version of "The Bandit King"

"First he robbed Zhang Fei's pig, and then he robbed Guan Yu's mung bean stewed pork to eat, and even kicked Guan Erye. This bandit is going to heaven!" Li Xing was dumbfounded.

But Zhang Fei, who wanted to go forward to kill the thief, stopped after seeing Guan Yu.

"This mung bean seller has great strength. I once saw him carrying hundreds of catties of mung beans to the market, but I don't know if he knows martial arts. If he can, he is definitely a master." Zhang Fei said.

Although they haven't really met each other yet, Zhang Fei has met Guan Yu before.

Among other things, Guan Yu's mung bean stall was just across from Zhang Fei's pork shop. It was so close, how could he not have seen it?

Liu Bei's straw sandal stall is also opposite.

It can only be said that the three of them knew each other at this time, but they were not familiar with each other.

At this time, on the other side, the bandit leader hadn't realized who he had met.

Still arrogantly said: "It's none of my business whether you have a good temper or not. I robbed a cart of pigs today. If I'm in a good mood, I won't kill you! However, after you enter the city, remember to sell straw sandals for me to a person named Liu inside." A word passed on - his shoes are well woven, send a hundred pairs to this cottage tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, he stared and said viciously: "Otherwise, if I see him mowing grass on the mountain again, I will chop off his hands and feet!"

At this point, Li Xing, who was listening not far away, was completely speechless.

Not only did they rob Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, but they also thought about Liu Bei's straw sandals. Is this the rhythm of trying to overthrow "Liu Guanzhang" alone?
Even Lu Bu is not so awesome.

He is simply the overlord among bandits, a man who can be called the "King of Bandits"!
However, the "King of Thieves" was destined not to have a good end: Guan Yu shouted angrily "seeking death", then grabbed the thief's neck, lifted it up and threw it on the ground, and the latter immediately bled from seven holes.

Bones fell apart, and people became meatloaf.

He stared, not knowing what happened to him until he died.

And all the little guys turned around and ran away as if they had seen a ghost.

But Guan Yu grabbed the sack full of mung beans and threw it at the bandits, knocking down several of them. pair wear.

Let Zhang Fei watch, he couldn't help shouting: "Good martial arts."

Then go up and talk to him.

It's just that Guan Erye is notoriously arrogant. In his opinion, others should praise him for his good martial arts, and he will not give any response. He just packed the mung beans and pulled the cart and left.

Zhang Fei was left with a dazed expression on the spot.

"Haha, Yide, I don't like you at all!" Li Xing joked.

Regarding this, Zhang Fei was so angry that he screamed and said angrily: "This guy ignores me, it's because he doesn't know how good I am, Zhang Yide, just watch, I'll find an excuse to fight him when I go back, he Just be obedient to me!"

At this time, Zhang Fei hadn't fought Guan Yu yet.

Out of self-confidence in his own strength, he felt that even if Guan Yu had great martial arts, he could take care of it.

After all, he was Meng Zhangfei who was later "enemy of ten thousand people".

A top-notch warrior of this era.

"Still looking for a reason? If you want to fight, just fight." Li Xing said.

However, Zhang Fei laughed when he heard the words, and said, "Do you think he will fight me for no reason? Go up to the challenge recklessly, and if you win, it won't be happy!"

Sometimes, Zhang Fei is a big guy and his brain is made of muscles.

But sometimes, it is very shrewd.

Thick and thin.

"Then how are you going to find an excuse?" Li Xing asked.

"It's simple." Zhang Fei said with a smile: "I just need to find a millstone, plug my pork in the mouth of the well, and then tell the buddy to do this and that..."

This is exactly the plot at the beginning of the old version of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

It made Li Xingren stupid.

He never dreamed that the matter of Guan Yu moving the millstone to divide the meat was actually arranged by Zhang Fei!

No wonder Zhuge Liang said that when Liu Bei was away, what he worried most about was not Zhang Fei, but Guan Yu—Zhang Fei looked rough, but he actually had a brain, while Guan Yu seemed to be both civil and military, but his brain was a muscle .

"It's been a long time." Li Xing couldn't help but say.

"what?"

Zhang Fei was puzzled.

"It's nothing, I just think it's very interesting." Li Xing said.

"Oh." Zhang Fei nodded and said, "We may have to fight for a while at that time, if there is someone who is in the way, please help me stop it!"

This made Li Xing startled again.

"you sure?"

"determine."

So, under Zhang Fei's deliberate arrangement, at the market the next morning, a man opened a butcher's shop but didn't sell meat, and Guan Yu was invited to help move the millstone.

Then the buddy told the owner's account and gave the meat to Guan Yu.

Guan Yu immediately distributed it to everyone on the street.

This kind of "windfall" that he didn't get through hard work, he would not want it if he was arrogant.

Although at this time, he was not rich.

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, who were watching from a distance, couldn't help nodding, and said to themselves: He's a man!
However, what Guan Yu cared about at this time was not these trivial matters - the encounter with bandits on the road yesterday made him deeply feel that this world is really getting more and more chaotic.

I have martial arts skills, so I killed the bandits casually, so what about others?

"Nowadays the Yellow Turban Uprising has received responses from all over the world. It is time for our generation of martial arts practitioners to use it. After selling this batch of mung beans and exchanging them for money, I will join the army!" Guan Yu sat at the booth and thought to himself.

At this moment, Zhang Fei walked over with an evil face.

He first said a few words casually, then grabbed a handful of mung beans and rubbed them vigorously, until they were all crushed into bean powder.

Let Guan Yu watch, and he couldn't help but freeze.

But he, who has always been conceited, still didn't care much, and said casually: "If you don't buy it, don't move around!"

"Why, you feel sorry for a little mung beans? Then you shared my pork, you said I don't feel sorry?" Zhang Fei played the role in his true colors, evil and gangster, with the expression of a local ruffian.

Guan Yu, who was already unhappy, also became angry.

Then, no doubt, the two hit it off.

This scene is different from any version of "Three Kingdoms", but it seems to have the shadow of all versions. Let Li Xing watch it from the side, just like revisiting the classics.

They all smiled involuntarily.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were fighting in the street like rogues. This kind of scene, but the scorpion farts - the only one!
I will never see you again.

However, Li Xing revisited the classics and showed a knowing smile, but it looked different in the eyes of others: a straw sandal vendor who was a little older than him walked by and gave him a disgusted look.

It is none other than Liu Bei and Liu Xuande.

"Others are fighting, but this person can still laugh. It's really a bad world." Liu Bei muttered, and was about to step forward to fight.

This made Li Xing speechless.

I seem to have been misunderstood by Liu Bei?

But it doesn't matter, the deeper misunderstanding is still behind—seeing that Liu Bei was going to fight, he stretched out his hand and pulled Liu Bei back, and said at the same time: "The good show is now, don't be a disappointment!"

Zhang Fei once entrusted him that if someone fights, please help stop him.

(End of this chapter)