I will practice more in the heavens

Chapter 52
The Central Plains area is still fighting, and the fight has become a pot of porridge: Under Li Xing's "strategy", Sun Ce first wrote to Lu Bu saying that Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had an imperial decree to entrust the jade seal to him for safekeeping, so that Lu Bu could directly pursue his ambition and regard himself as "the destiny" the person who belongs to".

Then, pretending to be out of temper, he openly insulted Yuan Shu as the "emperor of cesspit".

As soon as the speech came out, many celebrities and officials all over the world were dumbfounded.

This is the first time I saw someone who wanted to take revenge but couldn't, but insulted others like this—yes, insult, no one believed it at first, because a dignified prince had an indissoluble bond with "shit" twice , is too outrageous.

However, Gongsun Zan, who had long disliked Yuan Shu, was the first to respond.

He specifically confirmed with his teacher Lu Zhi that he had personally seen Yuan Shu being fished out of a cesspit covered in feces.

Then it spread to the world through Lu Zhi, which made many people confused.

Lu Zhi is a famous scholar, so he won't lie easily, right?
Later, Liu Biao, who is a descendant of the Han Dynasty, also spoke publicly, claiming that he also saw Yuan Shu fall into the cesspit.

For a time, the whole world was in an uproar.

Liu Biao has a feud with the Sun family, so he wouldn't help them scold Yuan Shu, right?

Of course, some people suspected that Liu Biao deliberately helped because he was worried about being conquered by Sun Ce.

After all, that was the culprit that caused Sun Jian's death.

However, when another of Lu Zhi's apprentices, Liu Bei and Tao Qian, who had already shown their talents, also mentioned the "cesspit" incident jointly, and after it was verified that Yuan Shu had indeed fallen into the cesspit, the whole world exploded.

"My God, is this still the emperor?"

"Haha, Cang Tian is dead, Huang Tian should stand, Yuan Shu is indeed very 'yellow'!"

"I heard that the toilet was blown up. Lu Bu's archery skills are really the best in the world."

"Old man Huang Zhong, be convinced!"

……

In the entire Han Dynasty, many people were talking about it. Apart from the fact that this matter was too shocking, the more important reason was that Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor too early, and many people were not used to it.

Just like Dong Zhuo staying overnight in the palace, even Li Xing couldn't stand it.

It's too embarrassing to be hated.

So all of a sudden, Yuan Shu was hacked out of Xiang, and even Yuan Shao, who was the leader of the alliance before, publicly stated: "Although Yuan Shu is my younger brother, I have adopted him since I was a child. We don't know each other well, really!"

Then, some specific experiences of Yuan Shu were revealed.

So far, the title of "Son of Shikeng" has been completely attached to Yuan Shu.

I can't even wash it off.

Jumping into the Yellow River is nothing but a bigger and longer cesspit.

"That mother, that mother!" Yuan Shu had been cursing for three days and three nights, but he still couldn't get angry. He always felt that Sun Ce's "shit pit emperor" cut his main artery.

Although he didn't know what a major artery was, his mood was just so uncomfortable.

However, thinking that he urged Liu Biao to kill Sun Jian with just a letter, and took advantage of the two men's fight to win the jade seal, he still chose to forgive Sun Ce.

And all the hatred was passed on to Lu Bu.

If Sun Ce was just the one who "exposed" him, then Lu Bu was the one who really gave him the nickname "Son of Shithole".

Fry the toilet once, fall into the cesspit once.

It has nothing to do with Lu Bu.

So he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly drafted the "imperial decree" to punish Lu Bu, the "disobedient man".

And at this time, Zhou Yu wrote to Lu Bu again, saying that Yuan Shu also knew about the edict of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and was gathering troops to eliminate him, the "only threat".

He also said that this is the "catastrophe" for Lu Bu to break out of the cocoon and transform into a dragon. If he can survive, he can leap into the dragon's gate, and Jiangdong is willing to follow his lead at that time.

There is also a sentence "Golden scales are not things in the pool, they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds".

Naturally, it was written by Li Xing.

Lu Bu was taken aback for a while, coupled with his expanding ambition and greed for Jiangdong, he directly rode the Chitu who was just injured and had some bruises on his face, and led the "Bingzhou Iron Cavalry" to kill Yuan Shu.

At the same time, Cao Cao, Tao Qian, and Yuan Shao, who had been prepared for a long time, also attacked together, besieging from all sides.

Gongsun Zan even led his troops to directly kill one of them.

It didn't take long before Yuan Shushu was beaten down and the monkeys scattered. He was chased and chopped down by Lu Bu with Fang Tian's painted halberd, and was finally beheaded on a ferry in the upper reaches of the Yellow River. Before he died, he shouted: "I will not die!" Yellow River!"

A generation of "Maokeng emperors" went offline.

And Zhou Yu and Sun Ce looked at Li Xing with a little more awe, as if looking at a monster.

"Who says warriors are all simple-minded and well-developed limbs? Brother Shanshui has both the power of a king and the talent of a king. He can kill an 'emperor' with a simple trick, and Han Xin is no more than that!" Sun Ce said.

It seemed that it was a great honor for Li Xing to have a "brain".

Because Zhou Yu often jokingly called him a "silly big man".

However, as a die-hard buddy, how could Zhou Yu tolerate him?He lifted his shoulders directly and said: "No, no, even a literati can have the power of an overlord, even better than you, a little overlord!"

"Warfu!"

"Literati!"

"General!"

"Celebrities!"

In the end, the two argued with Li Xing and asked him whether he was a "literate man" or a "warrior". Li Xing couldn't tell, so he could only say: "Actually, the sage Kong also has an alias, called 'Kong Wu'."

Two people: "???"

"There is an old saying: Master said, fight with bricks, shine on your face, don't worry about it."

Two people: "!!!"

"Do you know it?" Li Xing continued: "If you know it, you can use it. If you don't know it, you can shine a brick on your head. If you know it, you will know it!"

The two were completely speechless.

But it was not enough, I saw him talking nonsense again in a serious manner: "Later, because of Kong Sheng's amazing martial arts, people spread word of mouth and formed an idiom called 'Kong Wu is powerful', which is used to describe a person who is very capable of fighting."

Zhou Yu: "..."

He suspected that he had read a fake sage book!

"Haha, so Kong Sheng was also a warrior? Come on, come on." Sun Ce laughed heartily as if he really believed it.

It turned Zhou Yu's face into a pig's liver.

"Rough warrior, rough warrior!"

Zhou Lang ran away cursing.

However, Li Xing could clearly feel that he did it on purpose, he just wanted Sun Ce to have more common language with him, so as to increase the bond and increase the success rate of recruiting him.

It's just that the acting is not real enough.

It's not Zhou Yu's problem, but with the improvement of "spiritual" attribute, Li Xing's attention becomes more concentrated, he can observe some tiny details, and thus deduce a lot of things.

This is not intelligence, let alone IQ, but "spirituality".

Being able to give full play to oneself is the preciousness of this attribute.

But more than that.

"It's already 9.99, plus this morning's morning exercise, it's just full - before '9' o'clock sharp, there was no transformation similar to 'Overlord's Power', I wonder if there is now?" Li Xing thought to himself, will The "0.01" attribute points were added.

(End of this chapter)