I trained my sister to the eighth level of boxing

Chapter 70 The Squirrel Anti-Fall Suit

Chapter 70 The Squirrel Anti-Fall Suit

Everyone split up, Zhuo Yuting went to investigate information, and the others went to raise funds and repair equipment.

Zhuo Yuting spent a lot of money for the koi competition before, and her family was wiped out.In order to save their lives this time, everyone has to spend their savings and make the best preparations.

And Lu Ziqing was in charge of making up lessons for Princess Huyang.

An hour later.

In Tianhong Palace, Lu Ziqing almost slapped the table and cursed.There is no distinction between left and right, hands and feet, and the Yongquan acupoint in your house is on the top of your head?
Princess Huyang has an innocent look on her face, isn't it the Yongquan acupoint that is said to be enlightened?

Lu Ziqing just wanted to scold the street, why did your family consecrate from the soles of your feet?If the Yongquan acupoint can be enlightened, does it mean that this move requires breaking the soles of the feet to the head?Are you practicing yoga?

No no no, hold back!Lu Ziqing took a deep breath, and said silently in his heart, respected imperial concubine, noble princess, holy majesty who lives forever.

The mentality has stabilized, many people around are watching, the Lu family still has to hold on to Princess Huyang's thigh, and they have to rely on this stupid pleading at critical moments.

Princess Huyang begged in a low voice: "Chenchen, let's find a quiet place where no one is around. There are a lot of people coming and going, I can't concentrate."

Dugu lost to Princess Huyang to tutor the princess, what a melon, either the two of them have a problem, or the princess failed the exam, it's enough for everyone to look at it for a while.

Lu Ziqing also felt that this place was not suitable. There were crowds watching, so he couldn't lose his temper.If being kind and pleasant can save the princess's academic performance, then it would be hell.

But where?Before and after the moon?In the woods?Boys' dormitory is bad, isn't it?The girls' dormitory is even worse, right?

Princess Huyang said eagerly: "Why don't we go to the Valley of the Four Winds."

Lu Ziqing nodded, this is a choice.It's a big place over there, and no one will go there now.Find a shady spot, and you are not afraid of being heard when you swear at the street.

After half an hour.

Lu Ziqing felt that he was thinking too much.

"Hahaha, haha, I'm coming!" Princess Huyang's laughter resounded like a gong through the Valley of the Four Winds, and she slid down the mountain quickly with her shield on her feet.

"Step on the front foot, lift the back foot, and use the heel to control the direction! Open the shoulders and sink the waist! Stop, stop, and practice pushing slopes first!"

While teaching her how to stop, Lu Ziqing slapped himself violently, what the hell am I doing?Why did you play with her?

Princess Huyang fell and rolled more than ten feet, her trousers were worn out by stones, but she was so happy that she lay on the ground laughing nonstop.

Lu Ziqing's eyes were staring straight, the princess's trousers were full of holes, revealing her shiny white thighs... Can't see, can't see!If these pants are torn any further, they will be torn to the bottom, and I will die.

"Come again!" The princess is not afraid of pain at all, she is not wearing armor now, and her body is very light.Old Pang's family is all made of iron and icy muscles, not afraid of falling!

"Wait—!" Lu Ziqing hesitated.

Princess Huyang looked back domineeringly, and hugged my waist again?bold!

Lu Ziqing quickly let go, this can't be stopped.At the beginning, Princess Huyang was wearing armor and a skirt to hold her back.Now Princess Huyang is wearing a thin student uniform, grabbing the corner of the clothes is equivalent to tearing the princess's clothes, won't it be torn as soon as it is torn?
Princess Huyang saw that Lu Ziqing was covering his eyes and looking down at his torn trousers, which looked like rotten fishing nets, and his thighs were white, it seemed that something was wrong.That's okay, if the back of the butt is also worn out, it will be a big embarrassment.

"Singer, what good strategy do you have?"

Princess Huyang didn't want to wear full body armor, it was too heavy, and it was very difficult to get up after falling down.

"actually……"

"actually?"

"Actually, I don't want to take it out." Lu Ziqing said, "Princess, you must promise me that you will recite one question after playing it once. You can continue to play only after you have memorized it well."

"You show me your treasure first." Princess Huyang will not be easily fooled, let alone promise easily.

Lu Ziqing silently took out his novice ski fall protection suit from the Qiankun bag.

This is the number one in the list of "worthless but very favorite" treasures in my collection!And it's one of the turtle and turtle suits that I made when I was teaching Lu Zishu how to ski. Lu Zishu also likes it very much.

Princess Huyang opened her mouth wide, why is there a tortoise shell bigger than a washbasin?It's so big, and the turtle shell is dark green with yellow texture, as smooth as jade, so beautiful.

"This is the yellow edge tortoise shell, the tortoise shell left by an old spirit tortoise who died at the age of five hundred."

Princess Huyang asked curiously, wait a minute, don't you want me to wear a tortoise shell?Can't this drill in?

"Who asked you to get in."

Lu Ziqing silently carried the tortoise shell up with a strap, tied it around his waist, and hung it behind his buttocks.The turtle shell fell slightly, covering the area from the vest to the bend of the legs. From below, only two lower legs could be seen, which looked more like the short legs of a turtle.

Princess Huyang burst out laughing "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"Carry a shell in order not to hurt when you fall?
"Look."

Then Lu Ziqing stepped on the shield and slid down the slope, and made a motion of sitting down on the ground in the middle.The tortoise shell is just under the buttocks, so it will not fall, but sit on the tortoise shell and slide down.You can slide in circles, lie down, slide sideways, and the shield is hung on the feet.When he was about to get up, he adjusted his posture. A carp straightened up and stood up again, stepping on the shield and continuing to slide.Because the tortoise shell lowers the center of gravity, it is more stable when sliding, and it is easy to stand up on the slope without falling pain.

Princess Huyang stared at her with starry eyes. Isn't this so interesting?Sitting on a turtle and sliding down!

"Would you like it?" Lu Ziqing slid forward, with one hand on his hips and one hand stretched forward, his five fingers slowly slid past Princess Huyang's eyes, made a two-and-a-half-week rotation on a flat ground, and stopped gracefully.Funny to the extreme, it is stunning.

"But, this, isn't it too funny? Pfft, I..." Princess Huyang clearly knew that this was not in line with her status, but she couldn't bear it.

Lu Ziqing directly threw a helmet with a visor at her to cover her face, who knows you.

As for the suit, not only the buttocks, but also the helmet.But with everyone's cultivation base, gloves and the like are unnecessary.

"No, no, I can't be the only one to play the turtle!" Princess Huyang shouted, "Do you have any more? Let's play together! Are you deliberately trying to see me make a fool of myself?"

"Yes, there is." Lu Ziqing also had a black turtle shell.

"We must be together!" Princess Huyang stared, "I order you, pick up the turtle shell, immediately, immediately!"

So there was a wonderful scene in the Valley of the Four Winds where two bastards chanted scriptures while skating on the grass.

"Turn the shield sideways, sit down slowly, and imagine that there is a chair under you, with the soles of the feet protruding from the shield, the heels stabilized, and slowly falling down. This is called pushing the slope."

"Yes, whichever direction you want to go, just stretch your arms forward, and follow your five fingers with your eyes. Slow down, very steady..."

Princess Huyang exerted too much force and sat down on the ground. The tortoise shell spun and slid down, with her feet in the air, but she squealed happily.

"Now recite the question."

"I know, I know, well, I know all about luck, but I just can't remember their names."

"You know what a fart! The turtle shell is confiscated, recite the formula for me!"

The Shenying warrior who was watching the scene happened to pass by, and suddenly saw a strange scene. He stepped on the flying sword and made an emergency stop in the sky, warning with his mind.

"Dharma protector!"

"Ok?"

"There are two bastards in the Valley of the Four Winds!"

"What are you talking about?! There are bastards in the Valley of the Four Winds? What are they doing?"

"These two bastards are wearing the clothes of my Tianhongyuan disciples, and they are sliding down the hillside while chanting sutras!"

The Dharma protector took a deep breath: "What sutra are you reciting?"

"It seems to be... my Hongmeng Sect's third-order mind method?!"

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The Valley of the Four Winds was then sealed off for three days.

Princess Huyang successfully passed the make-up exam with gratifying results.

After discovering Wang Bajing's real body, the Shenying samurai watching the scene cooperated especially to avoid being silenced by the imperial concubine.

The princess laughed every night, making Zhuo Yuting's eye circles dark.

Lu Ziqing was exhausted, lying on the big bed in Wutong Hall, receiving massage from her own sister.

Lu Zishu couldn't stop laughing, my poor little brother, in order to get Princess Huyang's endorsement, he has been a turtle spirit for three days.Going before dawn and coming back after dark, it's like absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

Speaking of which, Lu Ziqing has been very good at forcing people to learn since he was a child, and he has various tricks.Princess Huyang loves to play, and Lu Ziqing pinched this dead spot precisely.

"Princess's physical strength...isn't human!" Lu Ziqing wailed.

Princess Huyang didn't have enough fun, and Lu Ziqing was completely defeated.The princess is tired from playing, and she needs to pinch her legs and feet, and treat me like a eunuch!
"You've done it for me." Lu Zishu glanced at the purple gold ruler on the desk. If the princess's grades were not good, she would have to use the purple gold ruler to beat them. ugly.

"Where is the prince? Didn't you come to pester him?" Lu Ziqing was most worried about this.

"No." Lu Zishu scolded, "What is the identity of the prince? Why did you come to pester me. Are you wrong?"

As for the prince rolling on the ground to please her, Lu Zishu couldn't believe it, and wondered if her younger brother was wrong.After all, he had no chance to meet the prince before, so how could Lu Ziqing know what the prince looks like?

"Absolutely not." Lu Ziqing said, "It's impossible for me to admit my mistake even if I go at that jade unicorn."

The crown prince's jade unicorn is the real king of unicorns. He has gone through many bloody battles and fought through mountains of swords and seas of fire. The aura exuding from his body is different from that of ordinary unicorns.Compared with the jade unicorn, the blue and white unicorn is simply not too gentle.

But Lu Zishu likes mild things.

"Where's the song I asked you to compose for me last time? Is it ready?" Lu Zishu liked rhythm first, and dancing second.On the contrary, the attitude towards cultivation is just like that.

"I'm doing it." Lu Ziqing was very helpless, you like the melody but I don't, Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu is too difficult for me.Lu Ziqing said speechlessly: "Don't you need to go down the mountain to practice?"

"Go. But the master will take me there, what do I have to worry about? Oh, I'm not with other people, my master Dan Yangzi will take me."

Lu Ziqing covered his face, sorry, pretend I didn't ask!
 I have written very well recently, and I should be able to double-update it tomorrow. Anyway, only I can see the current comments. Try it. If this "this chapter says" can receive more than 20 comments, I will definitely double-update it tomorrow.

  
 
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