Chapter 507

Lu Zishu thanked the barbarians: "Thank you for giving us a ride, why don't you go in first, we still have to spend time to pass the assessment, don't wait for us."

Ao Chuyoukun put on a posture that I am sure of the excitement, twisted his white beard and smiled: "It's okay, we are also here to play."

Zhu Huan said: "That's right, appreciating the beautiful singing and dancing rhythms that I have never heard before is my pursuit."

The pandas then asked them to wait.

Then everyone saw another group of chubby pandas coming out of the building with a person on their shoulders. The leader was a tall panda with muscles and as strong as a Tyrannosaurus rex.The one being carried was a young man, constantly struggling in the paws of the pandas, roaring and roaring: "Why is my music not considered art? I also want to offer a gift to the Heavenly Lord!"

That particularly tall and ferocious panda uttered human words and scolded the street with an accent full of Shuzhou dialect: "You Guier's art! Labor and management can't appreciate it! Pure moaning without illness—!"

The man shouted: "I am Scar Music—! I am protesting on behalf of Nan Tianle Party!"

Lu Ziqing's eyes widened, hey, this person being carried by the pandas is Ayimu?

Ayimu kept yelling and cursing, saying that the pandas didn't know how to appreciate it.The ferocious panda also lost his temper and shouted: "Put him down! Let everyone listen, you appreciate it or not!"

Ayimu stood on the ground, shook his braids, and cleared his throat.Many people gathered around, waiting for Ayimu's performance.

Then Ayimu picked up a xylophone, and while violently sweeping the strings, began to shake his shoulders, and shouted in a hoarse voice maintaining a tune: "Anger! Hypocrisy! Greed! Deceit! Chaos! Immortal world! Heaven! Demon Lord! They are all in the world! Ooooh, where is happiness?"

All the people watching around were so stimulated that they covered their ears and screamed: "Enough! Stop singing, it sounds terrible!" At first, some people accepted it more, and felt a little surprised, waiting for his official singing to start.Unexpectedly, the beginning is a formal singing, there is no change from the beginning to the end, it is just chanting.

Lu Ziqing felt that this is okay, Ayimu's music is very similar to the rock and roll of the earth, very loud and very different.Naturally, it is definitely inappropriate to sing this on the birthday of the ancestor Hongmeng.It's not that bad, it's just ahead of its time.Uh, it's 2000 years ahead of time.

The vicious panda said: "Do you want to sing this on the birthday of ancestor Hongmeng? Get out of here, don't torture my ears anymore! Go home and close the door and sing for your birthday old man!" He spat on the ground, "Fuck! Shit music!"

"Enough!" Ayimu's body burst out with fierce qi, and a ferocious appearance like a demon god appeared, "I'm going to be angry! You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my music!"

The panda punched Ayimu in the stomach, beating Ayimu until he lost his face.The shadow of the fist, which was more ferocious than Beidou Baijiequan, greeted Ayimu's body, punching to the flesh.Ayimu's anti-injury supernatural powers didn't work at all. The panda not only had bigger fists than Ayimu, but also faster fists than Ayimu, and it also had claws, so it didn't take much effort to break through the qi.

Under Lu Ziqing's horrified gaze, Ayimu was beaten and fell to the ground like a rag.The panda poohed again: "Throw him and his trash music out!"

A group of pandas carried Ayimu up, ran to a small waterfall, and dropped it with a whoosh.In a blink of an eye, Ayimu rushed into the mountain stream with the current and disappeared at the end of the stream.

Lu Ziqing shivered, it was so cruel!Ayimu has no power to fight back!This panda's fighting power is comparable to that of a warrior!

Then the panda clapped his hands, cleaned up Ayimu, and walked towards them.

Lu Zishu quickly took out "Buluosheyin", went up to the panda respectfully, and said to the panda, "Brother, we are here to find Immortal Master Ximengxue."

The ferocious panda that looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex said, "I know, I am Xi Mengxue."

There was silence all around.

"Ah—?!" Lu Ziqing, Hu Yang, and Lu Zishu were going crazy, shouldn't Xi Mengxue be a beauty?The result is not only a panda, but also a male!Disillusioned!
Then, the appearance of the panda gradually changed, and it became a human form, a bearded burly man with veins throbbing on his forehead: "Is it Yue Shiyu, that coquettish bastard who lied to people that I am a girl?"

"No, no!" The three of them waved their hands together in fright. After thinking about it carefully, Yue Shiyu never said that Immortal Master Ximengxue was a woman, nor did he mention his gender at all.It's just that when everyone heard the name, they thought it should be a beautiful woman.Uh, this huge psychological gap is really too disillusioned!

Xi Mengxue scolded: "I have snow in my name, so I must be a girl?" She was angry for a while, but she quickly accepted the three people's apologies.There are many people who think that he is a woman just by the name, and he is somewhat used to it.

Lu Ziqing recovered from the disillusionment, and whispered: "Master Xian, should you become a panda?"

Although the panda is ferocious, it is also more pleasing to the eye than this face.In front of Xi Mengxue, to be honest, Qi Tianba and the others are all handsome young men.

Ximengxue hummed, her body flickered, her hair grew, and she soon turned into a panda again. She put her hips on her hips and said to Lu Ziqing and the others with a worried expression: "Your first test has passed. No trouble here."

The Hongmeng and Xiaoyun couples who had greeted Lu Ziqing before came out of the bamboo forest and waved to them with a smile.

The three suddenly realized that this was an arrangement.If you were too agitated before and chased up and shouted, you would have failed the first test, and you would be expelled or even more horribly punished.

Xi Mengxue said again: "But if you want to join my Buluo Club, you have to be talented in music or dancing. What can you two know?" The implication is that if you can't join the Buluo Club, you can directly Fuck off, I'm not qualified to apply for the program at all.

Lu Ziqing made a gesture: "Master Immortal, in fact, we are just here to hand over a program schedule for you to review the program, and we don't have to join the Buluo Club..."

Xi Mengxue pulled a panda face, put her hips on her hips and said, "This host doesn't have to force others to join me, but if you look around, there are hundreds of programs waiting to be picked by me. , how can there be time to take care of other things? I really don't want to make things difficult."

The three of Lu Ziqing thought to themselves, you really don't mean to make things difficult for others, you are not a human being if you make things difficult, you are a dead panda.Are you very particular about what you said?

 The pandaren stalk has actually been buried for a long time. Outside the Hongmeng Academy is the Valley of the Four Winds, so there must be a pandaren

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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