Don't get me wrong, I really didn't mean to tease you

Chapter 306 Three Women, Three Remote Controls

After Ji Yao ordered the dishes, the four of them found an elegant seat to sit down.

Sun Yushan surveyed the surrounding environment and said with a smile:
"The decoration style here feels like a virgin forest, Jia Yun, is Yunnan really like this?"

Jia Yun also glanced around, there were fake cow skulls, spears, rattan armor and other decorations everywhere, making it look like the military tent of Nanman King Menghuo in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

But looking at the confusing decoration style, Jia Yun can basically conclude that the taste of this store is not good.

"Yeah, that's how we are."

Jia Yun smiled and said:

"Let me tell you, when we were young, when we fought in the community, we had to wear armor and carry a machete. Sometimes we would bring a mount, and some people would even poison you! If you don't believe me, just ask Ji Yao !"

After all, Sun Yushan had never been to Yunnan, he was taken aback by what he heard, and quickly cast a puzzled look at Ji Yao.

Ji Yao gave Jia Yun a white look, and said angrily:

"Shanshan, don't listen to his nonsense, it's not like this!"

Zhao Xueya was also amused by Jia Yun's words, she covered her mouth and let out a light laugh.

Soon, the food was ready, and the dishes were quite decent. From mushroom soup, fried matsutake, to milk cake, fried ham, cured pork ribs, soybean flour, they were indeed special dishes there.

Jia Yun first tasted the fried ham, which was claimed to be made of Nuodeng ham, and immediately frowned.

"Yaoyao, are you sure his menu says Nuodeng ham?"

"Hmm."

Ji Yao nodded and said:
"It's precious, just this small plate, more than 80!"

"What's wrong? Isn't it delicious?"

"Fuck! This store is too dark!"

Jia Yun said dissatisfiedly:

"Such a pungent smoky taste, salty and bitter, it's enough to kill the level of counterfeit Jinhua ham, it's really a sham!"

The other three girls took a sip each.

"I think it's okay."

Sun Yushan said:

"It's just a little salty, but how can ham not be salty?"

"I've never eaten Nuodeng ham, is that special?"

Ji Yao asked.

"That's right, the annual output of Nuodeng ham is only [-] pieces."

When Jia Yun was in junior high school during Chinese New Year, he once ate Nuodeng ham brought back by a distant relative in Dali, which is still fresh in his memory.

"And the production conditions are extremely harsh. Only the unique geographical location of Nuodeng Town in Dali and the local well salt can be produced."

"The beauty of that stuff is that there is no pungent smoky smell, nor a particularly strong salty taste, only a strong meaty smell, and it doesn't need much processing, and it can even be eaten raw."

"I have also eaten Spanish Iberian ham. To be honest, it is far worse than Nuodeng's."

Jia Yun tasted a few other dishes and came to the conclusion that they were all deceiving outsiders.

When Jia Yun said this about the table meal that she carefully prepared, Ji Yao felt a little sad, and said aggrievedly:
"I and I also booked here because of the good reviews on the Internet. I thought it would be difficult for you to come to Tianhai to study, and it must be difficult to eat hometown food."

Seeing Ji Yao's aggrieved expression, Jia Yun suddenly realized that what he said was inappropriate, and comforted him:

"No, Yaoyao, I don't mean to blame you."

"I just feel that this store is just cheating customers, passing inferior ham as Nuodeng ham, and selling it at such an expensive price, damn it."

Sun Yushan ate several bites in a row, tasted it carefully, and said to Jia Yun:
"I think these dishes are delicious, and they suit my taste."

"Jia Yun, are you asking too much?"

"What? After earning so much money, ordinary meals can't satisfy your appetite?"

"Tsk, that only shows that your BJs really don't have much to eat."

Jia Yun retorted.

"Damn! Who said we don't have delicious food in BJ?!"

Sun Yushan was not convinced.

"Hey, then tell me, what do you guys have? Don't be fooled, the Eighth Building or something, I went there when I was a child, the things you Lafayette eat, we ordinary people can't get used to it."

So, Sun Yushan and Jia Yun quarreled at the dinner table about whether BJ has food.

Ji Yao watched happily from the side, Zhao Xueya also smiled and said:

"Husband, you can't say that. Just now Yaoyao also said that this restaurant has a good reputation in the local area. At the very least, it shows that the dishes they cook are very suitable for most people's tastes."

"Sometimes, being authentic doesn't necessarily mean it's delicious. Especially in Tianhai, it must cater to the tastes of people from all over the country, and even from all over the world."

"By the way, it's the holiday, Shanshan, come and play with us, then Jia Yun and I will take you to eat the most authentic Yunnan cuisine."

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yushan, Ji Yao, and even Jia Yun were stunned for a moment.

When did this girl become so generous?
"Um, that's right, I originally said to invite Shanshan to come and play when I have time!"

Ji Yao also said.

"Well, let's go together~"

Zhao Xueya smiled and said:
"The four of us will be together by then. If there are more people, it will definitely be more fun."

Sun Yushan was stunned for a while, then forced out a smile, and stammered:

"Yes, I have heard that it is a tourist attraction since I was a child, and I have always wanted to go there."

Jia Yun glanced at the three beauties, and to be honest, the atmosphere of today's meal was much better than he imagined.

Zhao Xueya's change really took her by surprise.

Not only did she not show face to Ji Yao and Sun Yushan today, she even helped Ji Yao talk, and even invited Sun Yushan to play in Yunnan, and four of them together?
Jia Yun even doubted whether Zhao Xueya was taken away today.

However, this is of course a good thing for Jia Yun, otherwise, with four people at a table and three women fighting cold wars here, he would be exhausted to death.

Among the three girls, only Sun Yushan can eat a little bit. After all, the northern girls, Zhao Xueya and Ji Yao have small bird stomachs, and they will be full in a while.

"Damn, you all have such a small appetite?"

Sun Yushan complained:

"You guys make me feel embarrassed to continue to move my chopsticks."

"Oh, it's a blessing to be able to eat~"

Ji Yao smiled and said:

"Eat what you want, and there are no outsiders here, so why are you afraid that someone will laugh at you?"

Sun Yushan glanced at Jia Yun and Zhao Xueya who were sitting across from each other. Jia Yun also basically stopped chopsticks, hugging Zhao Xueya in his arms, chatting and laughing there.

She glanced at Ji Yao again, and Ji Yao seemed to recognize that Zhao Xueya was the main palace, so she didn't respond.

But Sun Yushan was upset, she reached out and pinched Ji Yao under the table.

Ji Yao turned her head away, and the two exchanged glances, as if there was something premeditated.

Ji Yao's cheeks were slightly flushed, as if she was hesitating, but Sun Yushan didn't allow her any time to hesitate, directly under the table, and put her hand into the pocket of Ji Yao's windbreaker jacket, Ji Yao was startled , hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover it, but Sun Yushan had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and withdrew his hand all of a sudden, holding a small gadget in his hand.

"Shanshan, don't."

Ji Yao whispered from between her lips.

But Sun Yushan didn't take it seriously, she raised the corner of her mouth slightly, stood up and said:
"Well, I'm going to the toilet."

After all, Sun Yushan stood up, and when passing by Jia Yun, taking advantage of Zhao Xueya and Jia Yun not paying attention, she abruptly stuffed something in her hand into the collar behind Jia Yun's neck from behind.

Jia Yun only felt a chill on his neck, stretched out his hand to grab it, and touched a very familiar object.

He put the things in his hands in front of him and took a look. He was startled for a moment, and quickly stuffed them into his coat pocket.

Fortunately, Zhao Xueya's attention was on the half piece of milk cake left on the dinner table at the moment, and she didn't pay attention to Jia Yun's actions just now.

Jia Yun looked back at Sun Yushan's back, and then at Ji Yao who was opposite.

At this moment, Ji Yao's face was as red as a ripe tomato, and she lowered her head slightly.

"Huh? Yaoyao, why is your face so red?"

Zhao Xueya also noticed the blush on Ji Yao's face, and asked curiously.

"No, it's nothing, maybe the heating here is a bit too high."

"Yeah, it's kind of hot."

Hearing this, Zhao Xueya also unbuttoned her lambswool coat, took off the coat, and put it on the chair next to her, revealing two smooth and white slender arms, and the delicate girl wrapped in a violet chiffon dress. torso.

Jia Yun is a little curious, the remote control is obviously owned by Sun Yushan, why is Ji Yao so shy all of a sudden?
Before Jia Yun could come up with an answer, Sun Yushan went to the bathroom and came back. When he passed by Jia Yun, he put another thing on the collar behind Jia Yun's neck.

Jia Yun gave Sun Yushan a hard look, and immediately put Dong XZ behind him into his pocket at the speed of light.

Jia Yun reached into the pocket of the windbreaker, played with the three remote controls, and didn't know how to complain for a while.

Three women, three remotes.

What kind of weird plot is this? !

He originally thought that only Sun Yushan would have the courage to commit crimes against the wind in broad daylight.

But when Sun Yushan stuffed the second remote control into his collar, Jia Yun was a little confused.

Is this Sun Yushan playing with one another?Or did Ji Yao give her share to Sun Yushan?

Has the relationship between these two girls reached this point?
Just as Jia Yun's brain was running at high speed, under the table, Sun Yushan's slender legs in long high-heeled boots suddenly touched his calf.

Jia Yun was taken aback for a moment, and looked up at Sun Yushan, only to see that Sun Yushan was flirting with him in a seemingly non-existent way.

Jia Yun returned a warning look to Sun Yushan, thinking of punishing this little flirt on the spot.

He silently put his hand into his coat pocket, and suddenly froze.

The three remote controls are basically exactly the same in feel, shape, size, and even the position of the buttons.

Which one belongs to Sun Yushan?

No matter, let's open one first.

Jia Yun opened the one closest to his thumb first.

"puff!!!"

Zhao Xueya, who was drinking soup with her head down, choked suddenly, coughed a few times, and wiped her mouth with a piece of paper from the dining table in a panic, waiting for Jia Yun fiercely while wiping, and stretched out her hand to pinch Jia Yun's waist under the table desperately .

"Stinky Jia Yun! Bad Jia Yun!"

"Do you want to die!!!"

Zhao Xueya bit her pink lips and protested softly.

Uh, it seems that this one is not from Sun Yushan.

So Jia Yun opened another one.

Ji Yao, who was sitting upright with her head down, suddenly twitched like an electric shock, and then slowly bent down, her two beautiful legs in black velvet panties and stockings were tightly clamped together in the posture of two legs, The hand on the dining table was tightly clenched by Xiaofen, and the veins on her hand could be clearly seen.

Well, it looks like this one isn't either.

"Huh? Xiaoya, Yaoyao, what's the matter with you two?"

Sun Yushan asked with a joking tone:
"Why is your face so red all of a sudden?"

"No, nothing, just, just a little hot"

The two girls said in unison.

Before Sun Yushan could reply, Jia Yun turned on the third switch.

"ah!!!"

This time, it was Sun Yushan's turn to turn pale.

Just like that, the three girls who were chatting and laughing a second ago, now suddenly, like the rehearsed movements, they all bent over, lowered their heads, and pinched their two beautiful legs in stockings desperately.

Looking at the scenery in front of him, Jia Yun couldn't help being playful.

"Is it almost enough to eat?"

Jia Yun suppressed a smile and asked:
"Yaoyao, have you paid the bill yet?"

Only then did Ji Yao raise her head, and said with trembling lips:

"I, I, I'll just go to checkout."

Ji Yao stood up tremblingly, and trotted towards the cashier.

"Xiaoya, you can also go with Yaoyao, and get three bottles of drinks."

With that said, Jia Yun handed Zhao Xueya a red ticket.

"Yes, I don't want to"

Zhao Xueya was originally weak, how could she stand up after being teased by Jia Yun like this?

"Ouch, little girl, you're disobedient, aren't you?"

Jia Yun put his mouth close to Zhao Xueya's ears that were already burning red, and said softly:
"If you don't go, I will adjust to the highest, largest, oh~"

"ah!!!"

Zhao Xueya was so frightened that she almost screamed, and with all her strength, she reached out desperately to snatch the things in the pocket of Jia Yun's coat.

But how could Jia Yun give her this chance?Immediately hid.

"Jia Yun, you are too much!!!"

"How did I go too far? Really."

Jia Yun covered his mouth and smiled:
"Ji Yao invited us to dinner, I just invited you to drink, is there something wrong?"

"If you don't go, I will."

"do not!!!"

Zhao Xueya screamed, immediately put on her coat, stood up, bent over, and ran towards the counter with small and difficult steps.

At this moment, only Sun Yushan and Jia Yun were left on the dinner table.

Seeing that there was no one on the table, Sun Yushan immediately sat next to Jia Yun, hugged Jia Yun's arm suddenly, like a kitten that hasn't seen its owner for a long time, desperately rubbing against Jia Yun's body. with.

"Husband~ Do you miss me~"

"Your girlfriend must be inferior to me in all aspects, right?"

Jia Yun slapped Sun Yushan hard on the small buttocks wrapped in ultra-short tights and black shiny stockings.

"Xiao Sao*, I think your skin is itchy, right?"

"Yeah!!!"

Sun Yushan nodded desperately.

"You haven't hit me for a long time, woo woo woo."

"roll!!!"

Jia Yun pushed Sun Yushan away in disgust.

"I can warn you, my girlfriend is here, don't mess with me!"

"Also, just flirt with yourself, but don't spoil Yaoyao, otherwise how will you marry in the future?"

"Huh? She still needs me to bring it?"

Sun Yushan said unhappily:
"In the beginning, I wrote on my thigh with lipstick, saying that I'm a coquettish*, it's not me, right?"

"By the way, husband, where are you going to have a room with Zhao Xueya tonight?"

"Take me, okay~"

(End of this chapter)