Don't get me wrong, I really didn't mean to tease you

Chapter 187 The Strange Remote Control

After Jia Yun hung up Jia Nuo's phone call, he walked out of the public bathroom full of thoughts, and Zhang Meitong happened to come out too.

"What's the matter? With a sad face?"

After all, Zhang Meitong was born in financial sales, and her ability to read words and demeanor was very online, and she was keenly aware of the strangeness on Jia Yun's face.

"It's nothing."

Jia Yun replied casually.

"Worried about your girlfriend? Afraid of being discovered?"

Zhang Meitong asked with interest.

"You can rest assured."

Jia Yun said lightly:

"My girlfriend, I know it myself, she, don't sleep until dinner, don't even think about getting out of bed."

"Cut, see what you can do!"

Zhang Meitong curled her lips in disdain, but deep down in her heart, she had to admit that Jia Yun's physical strength was really unimaginable.

After all, Zhang Meitong knew how fierce the battle was last night.

What's more, Jia Yun got up so early today, but he didn't show any signs of fatigue when he went out to play with her.

I have to say, young people are good.
Before she knew it, Zhang Meitong recalled last night, those indescribable voices from the next room, her fair face flushed slightly, and her body felt hot.

"Forget it, you are an older child anyway, I don't want to ask too much about your affairs, you just need to be responsible and accompany me well."

As the woman spoke, she pulled Jia Yun to a deserted corner by the bushes, took out a pink cuboid object from her exquisite handbag, and handed it to Jia Yun.

"Well, this is for you."

When Zhang Meitong handed the things to Jia Yun, the blush on her face became more and more intense.

"This is?"

Jia Yun took the thing strangely and looked it over.

Small in size, slightly larger than a lipstick, made of plastic, with a switch key on it, and a roller for adjusting a certain intensity
As an old driver, Jia Yun of course recognized what this thing was at a glance, blushed instantly, and cast a surprised look at Zhang Meitong.

"you"

"I've already put them on."

The woman blushed, whispered something, then lowered her head shyly.

Looking at the graceful figure of Zhang Meitong in front of him, and thinking of the secrets hidden under her dignified and beautiful cheongsam, Jia Yun couldn't help but feel a rush of blood in his heart.

"Hey, didn't someone put on a strict parental look last night and scolded Xiaoya for being indiscreet?"

"As a result, a stronger one came the next day?"

Jia Yun said with a smirk.

"Oh, Jia Yun, you are so annoying!!!"

The woman punched Jia Yun hard, and said angrily:

"It's a rare opportunity, then carry out the stimulation to the end~"

Jia Yun put the remote control into his pocket, glanced at his watch, and said:
"It's almost time for dinner, let's go, eat, what do you want to eat?"

The restaurants near Zhujiajiao Ancient Town are basically aquatic products such as fish, shrimp and crab, or Tianhai local dishes, Jia Yun is really not used to it.

But Zhang Meitong said that she loves crabs very much. Hearing that the Qingshui hairy crabs in this area are very famous, she wants to try it.

So Jia Yun just let her go, anyway, she can go to her sister's place for dinner at night, and just eat something to pad her stomach during the day.

The two found a restaurant whose business seemed to be doing well, but it was crowded with people and the noise was endless.

"How many of you are there?"

"Just the two of us."

So the waiter led the two of them to a corner by the window and handed over the menu at the same time.

Zhang Meitong sat down in an elegant posture. Just as the waiter was ordering the menu, Jia Yun suddenly got into trouble and played tricks secretly.

He put his hand into his trouser pocket, turned on the switch on the remote control, and turned the intensity adjustment wheel by one click.

Suddenly Zhang Meitong trembled like an electric shock, a pair of beautiful eyes stared fiercely at Jia Yun, her brows were furrowed, her white teeth bit her lower lip, she shook her head at Jia Yun.

Jia Yun, on the other hand, pretended not to see anything, drank tea by himself, and turned to look out the window.

"Uh, ma'am, do you have any questions?"

Seeing that Zhang Meitong, who was holding the menu in her hand, refused to order for a long time, the waitress girl asked suspiciously.

"Oh, nothing."

Zhang Meitong came back to her senses, and quickly focused on the menu in her hand.

"Yeah, I want one of the signature clear water hairy crabs here, two. Two bowls of wontons, and... um... a thin-skinned pan-fried dish, a pair of crispy sock bottoms, ah! And an orange, orange-red cake."

"Okay ma'am, there are three ways to make the hairy crabs in clear water here, steamed, beer crab and..."

"Oh, whatever you want! Just steam it!"

Zhang Meitong said impatiently as if she didn't want to see the waiter standing beside her for a long time.

"Oh"

The waitress girl took a look at the beautiful woman in front of her, thinking that this woman is really strange, I don't even know you, why are you so fierce?
As soon as the waiter left, Zhang Meitong kicked off her high-heeled shoes under the table, and kicked Jia Yun viciously with her exquisite little feet wrapped in flesh-colored pantyhose.

"Smelly brat! You are going to die!!!"

"Can't you look at the surrounding environment before you talk?!"

"There are so many people here, you want to kill me, right?!"

Jia Yun said with a smile:
"Isn't it exciting to play in a crowded place~"

"roll!!!"

Zhang Meitong stomped her feet anxiously and yelled at Jia Yun:

"Shut it off! Shut it off!!!"

Her voice was a little loud, and the customers eating at the surrounding tables couldn't help but look in Zhang Meitong's direction. These strange eyes from strangers made Zhang Meitong's face redder, and waves of shame came to her heart.

At this moment, she really just wanted to dig a hole in the ground and lie on the table in embarrassment and annoyance, burying her face in her arms, and under the table, her pair of stocking feet were still kicking Jia Yun's calf.

Jia Yun also noticed the eyes of the people around him, so he turned off the switch silently.

Only then did Zhang Meitong straighten up slowly, glared at Jia Yun fiercely, clenched her tender little fists, and pretended to hit Jia Yun.

Soon, the food was ready, and Zhang Meitong could tell that he was an experienced crab eater, so he skillfully opened the crab shell, revealing the thick crab roe inside.

"Well, it's very fresh!"

Zhang Meitong nodded in satisfaction and said:
"Jia Yun, don't you want to eat?"

"Eat it, I don't like crabs."

In fact, Jia Yun mainly thinks that eating crabs is too troublesome, and there is not much meat, so it takes a lot of effort.

Of course, he would still be happy to eat crab roe if someone could pick them out for him.

He still remembers the time when he and his sister temporarily stayed at Dou Jianhong's house when he was young. One summer vacation, Feng Chunyu and Dou Jianhong took him, Jia Nuo and Dou Yan to Hainan.

Dou Jianhong had a college classmate in the local area. His family was a fisherman. Later, he made some money and opened a homestay.

At that time, their group was warmly received by the owner of the homestay, who prepared a large table of seafood for them.

Except for shrimp, oysters and crabs, Jia Yun couldn't even name many things, and he couldn't even eat a single dish.

And to be honest, Jia Yun doesn't like the smell of seafood. He was born with it. When he was worried about a large table of seafood, Jia Nuo who was sitting next to him picked out the crab roe bit by bit with chopsticks and put them on the table. in his bowl.

At that time, it seemed to be the second year of junior high school, right?
Suddenly, a spoon reached into his bowl, interrupting Jia Yun's memory.

Zhang Meitong dug a spoonful of crab roe with a spoon and put it into Jia Yun's bowl.

"Try it, it tastes good, although it's a bit expensive."

"Oh, so good? I can't stand it."

Jia Yun picked up the chopsticks with a smile and said:
"Thank you auntie."

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Meitong kicked Jia Yun under the table again.

"Get out! Don't call me auntie, I hate hearing these two words!!!"

"Then what should I call you?"

"Call my sister!"

"No."

Jia Yun said seriously.

"Why?!"

Zhang Meitong was a little unhappy when he heard this.

"Because I have a sister."

"Then can't you have another sister?"

"No."

Seeing that Jia Yun's expression became serious when he mentioned the word "sister", Zhang Meitong asked thoughtfully:
"Are you so afraid of your sister?"

"It's not that I'm afraid, it is."

Jia Yun didn't know what to say for a while, she just waved her hand and said:

"I told you you didn't understand."

"Cut, brat."

Zhang Meitong snorted coldly and lowered her head to eat.

"Speaking of which, I'm more interested in this dish."

Jia Yun used chopsticks to set up a long oval shortbread that was fried until golden and sprinkled with sesame seeds. He took it to his nose and smelled it. It had a strong fragrance, a bit like scallion pancakes.

"Why is this thing called sock sole crisp? I smelled it, and it didn't smell like stinky socks?"

"Haha, no culture, right?"

Zhang Meitong smiled proudly:

"It looks like you didn't seriously visit the ancient town just now."

"This is a local specialty, which is said to have originated in the Song Dynasty during Song Xiaozong's time."

"It is said that when Emperor Xiaozong of the Song Dynasty came to this area, due to the exhaustion of boats and vehicles, the state affairs were entangled, and his appetite was very poor, he could not eat a proper meal for several days."

"One of his concubines was very worried about this. When she was anxious, the concubine went to a famous local dim sum shop and asked the owner to make dim sum for Song Xiaozong."

"It is said that because the boss made dim sum for the royal family for the first time, he was anxious, which made the cakes look like sock bottoms. When Song Xiaozong woke up and saw the dim sum on the table, he thought it was the sock bottoms sewn by his concubine. Well, Concubine Ai quickly explained that it was a shortbread that she asked someone to make, so Song Xiaozong suddenly realized that, feeling hungry, he started to eat it."

"After tasting it, the emperor felt that the taste was more fragrant and crisper than the shortbread made in the imperial dining room in the palace, so he asked his concubine what kind of cake it was. The concubine jokingly said, since your majesty said it was the bottom of a sock, then Let’s call it sock pancakes. That’s how sock pancakes get their name.”

"These are written on the slate outside."

Seeing the smug expression on Zhang Meitong's face, Jia Yun felt that this woman might need to be punished a little bit, so he smiled and said:

"Oh, you are really educated, you are worthy of Xueya Mama, I must give you some rewards~"

As he spoke, Jia Yun reached into his pocket again and pressed the remote control in his pocket.

"puff!!!"

Zhang Meitong was lowering her head, scooping up a wonton and a spoonful of wonton soup with a spoon. Just now, Zhang Meitong choked on the sudden impact, and even a few drops of transparent soup splashed onto her fair and flawless face. on the face.

"Jia! Yun!"

Zhang Meitong angrily took out two paper towels, wiped the soup on his face, then crumpled the paper towels, and slammed them on Jia Yun's face.

"Jia Yun, you want to die, don't you!?"

"Don't let people have a good meal?!"

"If you do this again, I'm really going to be angry!!!"

. . . . . . . . .

In this way, the two finished their meal and went to the next scenic spot.

Zhang Meitong originally planned to spend a day visiting Zhujiajiao, Fengjing Town and Daguan Garden today, but at around [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the two of them walked around Fengjing Town for less than half a circle, and Zhang Meitong couldn't bear it any longer. .

In a cold drinks shop in the ancient town, Zhang Meitong was holding a mung bean popsicle in one hand, and was holding on to Jia Yun’s shirt corner with the other hand, leaning weakly on Jia Yun’s body, panting slightly .

"No, I can't, I can't, I can't walk anymore"

At this moment, Zhang Meitong only felt that her whole body was soft, and her legs in stockings were numb, as if she had been poisoned by the sad breeze in "Dragon Babu".

"Yo? Isn't that okay?"

Looking at the limp, muddy woman in front of him, without the aura of the charming Jiangnan beauty in the ancient town of Zhujiajiao in the morning, Jia Yun couldn't help laughing.

Of course he knew that when Zhang Meitong said that she couldn't walk anymore, it wasn't because of lack of physical fitness, but because, uh, the battery was almost exhausted.

"Who said just now that you want to play something exciting?"

"Oh, why are you so annoying?!"

The woman pinched Jia Yun severely and said:
"I really can't do it anymore, please carry me back to the car."

"Are you still going to the Grand View Garden?"

"No, no, no."

Zhang Meitong shook her head quickly.

"If I go again, I'm afraid I will die in the Grand View Garden."

So Jia Yun took advantage of the opportunity to hug the woman in a princess hug, returned to the parking lot, opened the car door, and turned on the air conditioner in the car.

The weather today is fine, the sky is covered with dark clouds, but it is not raining, so the temperature in the car is not very high. With the hard work of the air conditioner, the interior of the car becomes cooler soon.

Zhang Meitong lay on the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz E300, stretched comfortably, kicked off the stiletto heels on her feet, and stretched out a pair of beautiful feet wrapped in black stockings in front of Jia Yun.

"I've been walking for a day, and I'm exhausted. Massage my feet."

"Hey, it stinks! The socks are all wet, okay?!"

Jia Yun said with disgust.

"Cut, smelly, you have to press me too, why don't you take a good bite?"

"Go, go, go! You're the one who likes this one!"

Although she was very disgusted, Jia Yun obediently helped Zhang Meitong massage her stocking feet.

While enjoying Jia Yun's massage, Zhang Meitong played with Jia Yun's SLR camera in his hand, admiring the beautiful photos Jia Yun took for herself at the end of the day.

"Damn Jia Yun, are you perverted?!"

When seeing some of the photos, Zhang Meitong kicked Jia Yun reproachfully.

"Why do you take this kind of photo? Delete it quickly!!!"

In the photos on the screen, a woman in a gorgeous cheongsam is doing some strange movements, such as leaning weakly against the wall beside the road to pant, or squatting on the ground with her legs tightly together in a sparsely populated corner.

"Don't you think these are the essence?"

Jia Yun smirked.

"Fart! Are you afraid that you are looking for a beating?!"

Zhang Meitong was about to press the delete button when suddenly the camera ran out of battery, so she took Jia Yun's satchel in the car and rummaged through it for a spare battery.

Suddenly, Zhang Meitong saw something blue in the bag.

"Jia Yun, whose is this?"

Zhang Meitong took the ball of blue fabric in her hands and handed it to Jia Yun.

When Jia Yun saw it, he suddenly had a cardiac arrest.

Isn't this the hair tie that Ji Yao left for him before? ! !
(End of this chapter)