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Chapter 8 8. Patrick and SpongeBob SquarePants
"Boom!"

After the crisp sound, Pai Daxing fell off the rock and fell face down into the bunker below, then got up from the bunker as if nothing had happened, and walked in front of Sandy and Lin Li.

The pink body of the five-pointed star, the upper body is completely naked, and the lower body is wearing a pair of beach pants decorated with purple flowers on a green background. On the face, there are wise eyes like dead fish, with half-closed eyelids and Z-shaped eyebrows.

"Hi, Sandy, what's the matter?" Pai Daxing first scratched his body with his hands, then greeted Sandy, then stuffed his entire palm into his mouth and began to suck.

"I want to introduce you to a friend," Sandy said with a smile.

"Oh... oh, friend!" Pai Daxing's eyes suddenly opened completely, and his whole body became much more excited, "It's him, right? Don't tell me, let me guess, let me guess."

Then Pai Daxing made a '√' shape on the chin with his hand, and then looked at Lin Li with very serious eyes, and even put his entire face on Lin Li's helmet.

"Well... I got it! I got it! He's wearing a diving suit!" Pai Daxing had a flash of inspiration, and his wise eyes became more excited:
"So... you are Sandy! You must be Sandy!"

Sandy:"……"

Lin Li: "..."

Yes, this is a big star, diving suit = Sandy, Lin Li was not surprised by this answer at all, and even wanted to laugh a little.

"Pai Daxing, she's not Sandy, I'm here." Sandy said with her hands on her hips.

"Oh my God, there are two Sandys! It's scary!" Pai Daxing covered his eyes in horror.

"Hi, Pai Daxing, my name is..." Lin Li tried to introduce himself.

"No, let me guess again, let me guess." Pai Daxing interrupted Lin Li, and said quickly, "They are all wearing diving suits... they are all ugly... Sandy brought... …

I see!You are Sandy's daughter! "

Sandy:"……"

Lin Li: "..."

"Hi, Sandy's daughter, what's your name, I'm Pai Daxing." Pai Daxing looked at Lin Li with a satisfied smile on his face.

"...My name is Lin Li."

Lin Li was very hurt. Pai Daxing said that it was okay to say that he was ugly. It could be understood as a difference in aesthetics. Why did he still think of himself as a woman?

"Hi, Lin Li, nice to meet you." Pai Daxing stretched out his hand - the one he sucked.

"Me too." Lin Li was suddenly glad that he was wearing a diving suit and could shake hands with Pai Daxing without any scruples.

"Pai Daxing, Lin Li is my friend, not my daughter." Sandy emphasized.

"Okay, Sandy's daughter." Pai Daxing nodded.

"Huh——" Sandy took a long breath, knowing Pai Daxing's character, she also gave up arguing, patted Lin Li on the shoulder, and said to him:
"Go on, I'll take you to meet SpongeBob SquarePants and Brother Squidward."

"If you want Pai Daxing, don't worry about him, don't take it to heart." This was a whisper that Sandy whispered into Lin Li's ear afterwards.

"Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! It's time for me to play with him too." Pai Daxing, with a thick voice, immediately raised his hands and started striding towards the pineapple house.

"It's okay, I don't mind, I like your friend quite a lot." Lin Li shook his head, indicating that the problem is not serious, "Let's hurry up too."

Seeing that Pai Daxing was already knocking on the door of the Pineapple House, and Brother Squidward was not outside, Sandy and Lin Li skipped the resurrection portrait room and walked towards the Pineapple House.

"Who is knocking on my door?" The door hadn't opened yet, but there was a thin, pointed voice with a smile on it.

Regarding SpongeBob's laughter, the production team has explained: it is the sound of dolphins plus the sound of seagulls plus the sound of slapping the throat, the purpose is to remind the audience of the feeling of the ocean
"I don't know." Pai Daxing covered his mouth and said in a low voice, and even snickered twice after he finished speaking.

"Is it Brother Squidward?"

"No."

"Is it Sandy?"

"No."

"Is it Boss Crab?"

"No."

"Is that... my best friend, Patrick?"

"It's me! It's me! SpongeBob SquarePants, I'm here to play with you." Pai Daxing raised his hands high and said with a bright smile.

The door was opened, and the familiar yellow square finally appeared in front of Lin Li.

Huge eyes, a long nose, and sandy-like dies, has two left hands with only four fingers each, and wears brown shorts, a white shirt, and a red tie.

As soon as the door was opened, SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing walked around the door tacitly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The two people circling in circles still uttered meaningless words from their mouths.

"SpongeBob SquarePants," Sandy said.

"Sandy? You're here too, are you here to learn karate from me today?"

Noticing Sandy, SpongeBob immediately switched to 'combat mode', his expression became sharp, and he slashed through the air with one hand, smashing to the ground.

—and then his hand broke on the ground.

SpongeBob scratched his head in embarrassment, and reinstalled the hands on the ground back to his body.

"Can you lift four marshmallows three times now?" Sandy asked with a sigh.

Sandy is probably referring to SpongeBob SquarePants' dumbbell: a toothpick with marshmallows on either side.

"No, no." SpongeBob bowed his head.

"twice?"

"No, no."

"once?"

"Of course there's no problem, it's too simple for me!" SpongeBob SquarePants, whose tone had always been weak, suddenly became high-spirited and said excitedly.

"You can challenge me when you can lift it twice." Sandy sighed again, "I'm not here today to learn karate with you, I want to introduce you to a friend."

"friend--"

The boss with staring eyes, there is still a crying crystal floating inside, and SpongeBob SquarePants, whose every word is protracted and dragging, has expectations written on his face, leans close to Sandy, and asks:
"Where is my new friend-friend-?"

"Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants." In fact, Lin Lijian, who had been standing by the side, finally had his turn. He took a step forward, walked up to SpongeBob SquarePants, and waved at him.

"I seem to have seen him somewhere, SpongeBob SquarePants, but I can't remember." Pai Daxing said wisely.

"A human being." SpongeBob SquarePants seemed a little nervous. He quickly adjusted his clothes and pants, and even re-tied his tie. After rubbing his hands together several times, he stretched out his hand to Lin Li.

The body leaned forward slightly, with a signature smile on his face:

"Hi, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Hi, my name is Lin Li, and I'm Sandy's friend. She said you are her very important friend, so I really want to know you." Lin Li smiled sincerely, and also wiped his hands on the diving suit first. After wiping, he shook hands with SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Sandy said 'I'm her very important friend'?" SpongeBob's eyes were filled with surprise.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"Oh—" SpongeBob has closed his eyes, as if he has been intoxicated by this sentence.

"I remembered!" Pai Daxing next to him suddenly said loudly, pointing at Lin Li:

"He's Sandy's daughter!"

Sandy:"……"

Lin Li: "..."

SpongeBob SquarePants: (^^*) (intoxicated in their own world).

(End of this chapter)