i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 71. 70. Excretion and Consequences

Lin Li paused.

The meaning of Sunshine Mushroom is naturally not that Dave can speak, but that he can also speak the language of plants.

It's bad, didn't he just think in his heart that he was pretending to be a pig and eat a tiger, so it came true so soon?
So, speaking out of Dharma has evolved into thinking out of Dharma?Dog days of the system.

Seeing Lin Li looking at him, Sunshine Mushroom continued, "I'm from the second batch. I once heard Dave say 'Hello, Little Sunshine Mushroom' to me when he made me."

Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Because of this information, it is very likely that all his plans will be disrupted, and he may be a clown in front of Dave.

Lin Li hesitated for a while, then carefully turned his head and glanced at the wall behind him.

Great, Dave's eyeballs don't show up on it.

Because generally according to the horror plot, when Sunshine Mushroom said this, Dave usually appeared behind, and then said to himself in vegetable language:
"It seems that you already know everything."

Then you should get your lunch box.

To ensure safety, Lin Li ran to the fence again. The courtyard next door was shrouded in the faint moonlight. 135 lawn mowers were waiting quietly, and there was no sign of Dave.

"Are you sure?" Heaving a sigh of relief, Lin Li turned his head to look at the Sunshine Mushroom.

"Not very sure." Sunshine Mushroom shook his head.

Lin Li: "..."

"I only heard Dave say such a sentence. I don't know if it's my hallucination. I once called him and said hello to him, but he never responded.

That's the only thing I've ever heard him say, and it's possible he just said it by mistake. "

Sunshine Mushroom is not confident enough.

Lin Li nodded, but he still remembered this point. Although Dave's performance did not look like he would, he would rather believe it than believe it. In the future, he would try not to chat with plants when Dave was present. .

Fortunately, during the day, when I was chatting with the sun plants, I subconsciously checked the situation next door. Dave was not there, and after Dave came, I didn't talk about important things.

But he had to do well, Dave already knew that he knew the plant language and was mentally prepared, so he couldn't take this as his trump card.
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Soon, Lin Li experienced the weakness of the offensive that the plants said.

Really too weak.

To be precise, so far in this copy, in terms of zombies' offensive, except for the stage of his own cheap talk, it is basically not decent.

The daytime is unimaginably simple, and the intensity at night is not even one-third of the daytime.

The long intervals between the arrival of the zombies and the strength of the types of arrivals are all very exaggerated.

Lin Li started experimenting with the nut wall planted by mentality. He was obviously planted in the front row, but the most serious injury was at the beginning. When the output behind him took shape, he only needed to sleep peacefully and would not be attacked at all.

The banner zombie leads ten ordinary zombies, can this be called a large wave of zombies?
Even iron net zombies are rare goods, what's the situation?
It's no wonder that although there are coffee beans, there are very few sun plants that really wake up at night. If it is really just to maintain this intensity, it is really unnecessary.

Lin Li sat on the ground, stroking the top of Sunshine's head, feeling the incomparable tactile sensation, while flipping through the book in his hand.

He is bored now.

He has read almost all the books in the bookcase, leaving only the basics—of course, referring to pictures, but so far, he has not obtained any particularly effective information.

Lin Li also showed the books to the plants and asked them if they recognized them. Unfortunately, the answers were unanimous: 'What kind of ghost character is this'.

Apparently they didn't understand the writing on it either.

"I really don't understand?" Lin Li turned another page and asked the Sunshine Mushroom who was being caressed by himself.

"I really don't understand, Lin Li." Sunshine Mushroom replied in a very helpless voice, "If I can understand, I will definitely help you."

Lin Li sighed, what the hell is this writing.

Or was it written by some ghost, for example, was it really written by the phantom in the wooden house?

Not long ago, Lin Li had returned to the wooden house and checked the wall clock on the wall. It was only after eleven o'clock.

He didn't forget his main task, to find the source of the zombies, and he didn't plan to procrastinate. Lin Li planned to set off after twelve o'clock tonight.

The reason why he set off after twelve o'clock is because Lin Li was going back to the wooden house at twelve o'clock. During the evolution of the wisdom brain, he wanted to see if he could see the phantom again and get some guidance from it. .

It's more believable now than Dave.

Another reason for choosing midnight was that Lin Li didn't want Dave to know that he had left here, so that he could pretend that he was sleeping and did not leave.

"Can you stop touching, Lin Li, you're so shy." Sunshine Mushroom said softly.

"It feels very good, it's a pity not to touch it." Lin Li said with a smile.

The top of Sunshine Mushroom's head is fluffy, which feels very relaxing to the touch.

Moreover, the voice of this Sunshine Mushroom is quite pleasant, and more importantly, the soul in her is really qualified, polite, and gentle, and she can be called a lady of everyone.

"But it's embarrassing to touch this kind of place all the time." Sunshine Mushroom sighed and said in a soft voice.

"In the world before my death, touching the head was an expression of pampering."

A ray of sunshine happened to emerge from the top of the head, was caught by Lin Li, and was put aside casually.

There is already a lot of sunshine around him.

"But what you're touching now is my...my...ass." Sunshine Mushroom said.

"..."

Why come again?

"Sunshine Mushroom 1-2, you won't tell me that you also use the top as your butt and the bottom as your head?"

"Is that the case?" Sunshine Mushroom said it was a matter of course.

"I'm not."

Lin Li withdrew his hand embarrassingly, he decided not to touch other people's buttocks all the time, and then said.

"After all, you are not a plant." Sunshine Mushroom said.

"As for our plants, we use our lower body to absorb nutrients from the ground, and then excrete them from the top of our heads, so of course it is the opposite of yours.

Of course the top of the head is the butt, so you better stop touching it, touch my mushroom stem..." the gentle Sunshine Mushroom saw Lin Li in a daze, and suggested gently.

Lin Li: "..."

He looked at the sunshine all over the floor, and tentatively said: "Come on, is this sunshine your excrement? My dear Miss Sunshine Mushroom."

"Yes, I hate sunlight very much, but I deserve to be of great help to your customs clearance, and I will still try to excrete."

"That...sunshine mushroom."

"Well, what happened?"

"Let's discuss it. Don't talk about excretion next time. How about we call this process the result?" There was a hint of sadness in Lin Li's smile.

Lin Li originally wanted to make a quality sunflower for her to fight against Sunshine Mushroom, but thinking that she also seemed to call her face a butt, perhaps, they all had the same opinion.

Question, can a person live a carefree life without eating or drinking for the remaining two days?

Forget it, it doesn't seem to work.

"Let me emphasize that you are absorbing nutrients, and then blossoming and bearing fruit."

"It's two different things from eating it!"

Is Dave a plant?
Such an outrageous question suddenly flashed through Lin Li's mind.

In terms of cognition of buttocks and faces, he is highly consistent with plants.

But there is another point that doesn't make sense. It's not that the two of them have eaten together. At that time, Dave also used his mouth instead of...

But whether it is a plant or not doesn't seem to be able to solve a lot of questions now.

The only thing that Lin Li was more concerned about was whether he could directly use the cherry bombs and these plants to kill him?

——From Comrade Lin Li, who was already thinking about how to fight against Dave.

　It will be available next week!
　　Although I didn't get the small speaker, Sanjiang got it!

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