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Chapter 51. 50. Kiss with Dave

Dave was lying on the ground, while Lin Li sat on Dave's body, strangling his neck with his arms in front of him, holding the shovel snatched from Dave's hand in one hand, and the point of the shovel pointed at the back of his neck.

Lin Li's face was full of grief.

Miss Sunflower, after all, I didn't protect you well, I'm sorry.

"Why... all of a sudden... it's like this, Lin Li?" Dave asked intermittently as his neck was strangled, a little out of breath.

"Dave the dog day! You give me back 150 sunshine! You give me back my hard-earned money! You give me back the pea shooter and sunflower!" Lin Li said angrily as he used a little more strength in his hand.

"Their own... lives are... a little fragile, and I can't blame me! Besides, they couldn't live..." Dave retaliated, but the way of speaking was extremely difficult and discontinuous.

"No compensation, right? Well, then I'll let you see whether your life is fragile or not." Lin Li smiled ferociously, and brought the shovel closer to Dave's neck even harder.

The tip has already sunk into the skin, and if you take a step closer, you will definitely see blood.

However, the texture of the skin is a bit hard, not as soft as ordinary people. The middle-aged uncle is indeed a middle-aged uncle.

"No, no, I really don't have sunshine. You wait until daytime for this thing, and it will fall from the sky. How about this? I'll give you five lawnmowers, is that okay?
It's worth the money!It can help you solve all zombies on a line, no matter how strong it is, there is no problem, except for the powerful Dr. Zombie, after all, the car cannot drive him. "

Lin Li paused for a moment before he began to think.

Indeed, at present, behind the last grass field, there is no existence of the guaranteed guarantee artifact in the game-the lawn mower.

From Dave's conversation just now, we can know that the sky here will also have sunlight falling down. If the units are the same as in the game, and one is 25, only two of them can produce a sunflower.

The lawnmower can deal with at least five rounds of attacks - this is not a game, I should be able to put five lawnmowers in one position.

After all, you have asked yourself to play the farming version of "Plants vs. Zombies", so you can't limit the use of the lawn mower, right?
If you calculate it like this, it shouldn't be a loss.

"Heh." Lin Li let go of the shovel, but to be careful, he put it where Dave couldn't get it, clapped his hands, got up from Dave, and urged: "Hurry up and give me the things."

From the corner of his eye, he noticed that the original pea shooter and sunflower had completely turned into ashes, and even the ashes were about to dissipate.

"I know, I know, I'll get it for you right away." On Dave's face, there was a blush that shouldn't have appeared on his face, and even his movements became coy, and he even waved lightly at Lin Li. Waving, "Hate~"

Lin Li finally found something that could rival Brother Squidward's singing—the coquettishness of a middle-aged sloppy man to him.

This nauseating feeling is exactly the same.

"Be normal to me." Lin Li said with a sigh.

The voice is rough and whiny.

Oh, I remembered.

When I threatened him just now, I had been sitting on his ass.

Dave's fairy logic.

Unhappily, he patted his forehead with the palm of his hand, making a crisp sound, unable to complain, Lin Li could only take a deep breath, and advised himself to keep calm and not get angry with the idiot:

"Hurry up and give me the lawn mower."

"understood."

From a stone next to the fence, Dave stepped on it, and then turned over to the other side with great effort.

"Wow - bang."

From the sound, one can tell that Dave's falling posture on the other side is not very good.

"Lin Li, come and pick me up."

"Ah."

Lin Li walked over and also stood on the rock. Because he was much taller than Dave, he still easily leaned out half of his body.

Dave trotted back to his home, leaving only a gap in the door, and it was pitch black inside, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

He didn't turn on the light either, but there was a noisy sound inside. It didn't take long for Dave to come out kicking his feet, holding the lawn mower on his head.

The familiar red and black color scheme, with a long pull rod, is not big in size, not even as high as the Sunflower and Peashooter seen in the advertisement, but the damage cannot be underestimated. It is an artifact in "Plants vs. Zombies".

But it's not invincible. In addition to being unable to destroy the doctor, the lawnmower may also be destroyed-in the game, the flame ball and freezing ball released by the doctor can crush the lawnmower.

Lin Li still remembers that after inputting the code trickedout - Alternate Lawn Mower appearance in the game, the lawn mower will become a locomotive lawn mower uniformly,
Useless, but cool.

"One, two, two, three, four, five, no less." Dave handed all the 'five' lawn mowers to Lin Li, clapped his hands, and confirmed.

Lu Xiaoguo? !Is that you? Lu Xiaoguo!
Lin Li blinked, looked serious, and nodded very naturally: "That's right, Dave, I'm not missing."

I really didn't lie about this, it's true.

"Okay, there are not a few minutes left for you." Dave said, pointing to the sky.

Lin Li turned his head. The originally dark sky had gradually turned white, and the dense white clouds gradually turned bright white.

It is almost dawn, and the first ray of sunlight will soon shine on this land.

"Go get ready, I'm going to get ready too." Dave yawned as he spoke, "But I haven't slept all night, I'm so sleepy."

"Dave, there are two more questions I want to ask you." Calling Dave who turned around, Lin Li asked aloud.

"what?"

"You said this is a survival game, right? So how do you clear this game?" Lin Li said.

He didn't directly ask "see God and be resurrected". After all, Lin Li is not even sure how he is going to die now. As the game guide, Dave has never raised his spirits, so he just asked rashly. will look strange.

And since Dave also said that this is a game, the key to completing this dungeon must be to clear the level.

"Oh, this, it's very simple, just survive for four days." Dave said lightly.

"Since it's a game, who is the sponsor?" Lin Li asked the second question.

"This world is like this, I don't know, I was born as a guide, doing this kind of work, day after day, year after year, if I have to give you a guess, it is probably... to create this world and my god?
You might as well ask this big tree above your head, maybe he will know. "

Dave shook his head and said.

"Is that so?" Lin Li nodded slightly after hearing the key words.

It seems that at least for now, my first step is to clear this dungeon.

As for God, Dave didn't know either.

"Yeah," Dave nodded, and said: "If you need any help, if you encounter a wave of zombies that you can't beat, you can come to the wall to find me, I am your trusted partner!"

"Be sure to clear the level, don't die in the mouth of the zombie!" Dave repeatedly urged.

"Yes, I trust you unconditionally, Dave."

"I am worthy of your trust, Lin Li."

Lin Li nodded, remembered the news, and disappeared from the wall.

"We will definitely pass the customs, Lin Li."

"I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Looking at the wall that has lost all of its figures, Dave smiled brightly and said softly in his thick beard.

"Ah, what a wonderful head."

"It's still halfway there, we're about to pass the customs... let's go through the customs together."

　This chapter is rounded twice to 3K, so it is still 3K.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)