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Chapter 48 47. Crooked Bibabu?

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[Sign in successfully, you have obtained the fifth day reward: dungeon delay card (30 days)*1, do you want to use it now? 】

"Do not use."

After returning from the city hall, Lin Li didn't communicate with the outside world much.

Every day is to familiarize yourself with the use of ID cards at home and understand the basic information of this city of dawn.

Although Lin Li also wanted to play "Plants vs. Zombies" again to prepare himself for getting familiar with the dungeon, it was a pity that there was no such game in this world.

Now at least I can use the map to navigate, and I will never encounter the point where I don’t know where to go when I go out.

But no matter how hard I try, I find that there are very few information I want and know on the Internet that I can search.

It's not much better than the refugee area, probably because my own channels or authority are not enough.

Although it was midnight at this time, Lin Li, who had already rested during the day, was not sleepy at all now—to be precise, he just woke up not long ago.

Ready to go, this time Lin Li is very serious.

Make sure to press the flush button of the toilet, and check that the inside is really clean and pure white again.

Well, nothing goes wrong.

If it smells again when you come back, it must be a problem with the house.

Lin Li clicked [Start].

【Ding! 】

When the dizziness of weightlessness came, and when I opened my eyes again, the world became white like last time, with no end in sight and no dividing line.

Lin Li looked down at his wrist, and as he expected, the watch-style ID card, including the electronic watch, disappeared immediately.

But if there are expectations, there are expectations, and you should still be scolded: the dog day system.

[The copy of "Plants vs. Zombies" is open. 】

The red font appeared in front of my eyes.

[Due to the world attribute setting, you have died. 】

"..."

"what?"

"You don't even pretend to be pretending now, do you? Are you going to tell me that the dungeon failed and the game is over in your next sentence?"

Looking at the message in front of him, Lin Li sighed and cursed.

Now the process in the yang world is not given, and it starts directly in the underworld, and it is the purest - fast forward to people going directly to the underworld.

Wait a minute, Lin Li hesitated for a while. If he died, he would join the zombie camp, right?That was completely different from what I had imagined before.

After being tortured by the first copy, Lin Li did not dare to relax his vigilance and miss any information.

Naturally, the system would not respond. After sufficient reading time was left, the handwriting in front of him began to change.

[The transfer has started, I wish you a happy game. 】

The rich white began to flow, and Lin Li felt dizzy for a while.
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"Crooked to crooked?"

"Wobbi Bab?"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Clap clap clap!"

At first, he felt being dragged on the ground, then he turned over, and after that, he felt a strange sensation in his buttocks, which made Lin Li wake up from the dizziness in a daze.

What happened... Fuck, I can't lose my chastity!
Feeling the push from his butt getting stronger and stronger, Lin Li suddenly opened his eyes and sat up when he realized that something bad might happen.

He was lying in a field, or courtyard--walled all around, with a blackness of night overhead, as deep as dyed ink.

"Baby meat~!" A rough voice suddenly came from behind him.

Lin Li immediately turned around, and saw a middle-aged man who looked very sloppy.

The brown beard and hair covered a face that looked like it hadn't been washed for a long time, the eyes were still one big and one small, and on his head was an iron pan with many grooves and traces of use.

Wearing a pair of blue jeans and white Polo fir, she has a out-of-shape figure, her round belly props up the whole clothes, part of the hem of the Polo fir is inserted into the jeans, and part falls outside.

Corresponding to the round belly, Dave also has a huge buttocks, which is even better than Captain America, even to a somewhat exaggerated level.

Obviously, the voice just now came from the person in front of him. Naturally, Lin Li knew the name - Crazy Dave.

When Lin Li looked at Dave, Dave frowned in dissatisfaction, and ran behind Lin Li with his big belly.

When he got close, he brought a bad smell--just the stench of a scruffy man.

"Snapped!"

The murderer who attacked his butt was found, and the culprit dared to do this after he woke up.

Fortunately, it turned out that he only used his hands instead of other places, and what Lin Li was most worried about did not happen.

"No, what are you doing, Dai... buddy." Lin Li turned to look at Dave, and kept facing her.

It wasn't called Dave. After all, Lin Li didn't know the situation yet, so it would be strange to call someone else's name rashly.

"No mess good horse%西@亚#!" Seeing Lin Li's face suddenly speaking, Dave made a shocked but totally incomprehensible voice.

It felt like his tongue was at least twice his size.

"Huh?" Lin Li didn't understand at all.

"Cranous￥yueran&ha@." Dave pointed to Lin Li's face, then to Lin Li's butt, and uttered syllables that didn't make sense.

"Waibi Waibi? Waibibab?" Lin Li only remembered these two lines of Dave's words, so he had to say them tentatively.

"Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu." First surprised, then Dave nodded in a very determined tone, and began to 'talk' more excitedly.

He seemed to think that he could understand what he said, and became even more excited—Lin Li's perspective.

Sorry, maybe only Da Sima can communicate with you without barriers.

"Can you speak human language?" Lin Li sighed with a headache, and asked with the attitude of a living horse doctor.

"Yes." The moment Lin Li's questioning voice ended, Dave's correct voice came from Dave's mouth. Dave blinked and looked at Lin Li innocently.

Zhen · word · positive · cavity · round.

Even broadcast sound cavity.

what are you...

This voice test putonghua level, Lin Li thinks it is no problem to be awarded a first-level grade, co-author, you have just been playing with me now, right?

Dog days of the system.

If he didn't know that the guy in front of him was a very important character, Lin Li was really afraid that he couldn't help but pull out the steel rod and give it to him.

"Then why didn't you say it?" Lin Li's attitude changed instantly.

"I was going to say it, but I thought you could speak my dialect. I was so happy." Dave didn't seem to notice the change in Lin Li's attitude, and sighed.

"So why are you spanking me?"

"I didn't spank your ass, I spanked your face, I wanted to wake you up. After all, your ass can talk, it's amazing."

Dave said sincerely, and then took a step forward, reaching out his hand to caress Lin Li's cheek.

Lin Li frowned, took a step back to avoid the filthy hands with nails, and found that things were not simple:
"You... don't you think this is my face?" Lin Li pointed to his buttocks, and then pointed to his face: "Then, is this a buttock?"

"Of course, otherwise?" Dave nodded as it should, "Could it be that such an ugly thing can be called a face?"

Lin Li: "..."

Every dungeon has to attack the host's face, right? It's really yours, system.

The UI design of your system interface is simply unrecognizable—Lin Li fights back inwardly.

Even if the system won't respond at all.

"As for you..." Lin Li looked up at Dave, but said helplessly without arguing or refuting. "Then aren't you talking with your ass now?"

"Yeah, I thought I was the only one like this, but I didn't expect your butt can talk, it's amazing." Dave's big and small eyes showed a wise expression of thinking, and he added:
"But your ass is uglier than mine."

"..."

This guy is more Pai Daxing than Pai Daxing.

Especially aesthetic.

Forget it, Dave has always acted like a lunatic in "Plants vs. Zombies", and it is relatively reasonable to say such things, and it is not too outrageous.

Regardless of this ugly guy with no aesthetics, Lin Li checked his system interface.

　Ass in the face is not a purely cheesy joke...

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　　Crooked, crooked, crooked?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)