i can summon outrageous partners.

"Clap clap clap!"

There was a slight throbbing pain on Lin Li's face, as if someone was slapping him in the mouth.

When he opened his eyes, he should be lying down. He saw a smiling face, and when he opened his eyes, the other party called his name in a very long and peaceful voice: "Lin Li, you are finally awake."

As the saying goes, don't reach out to hit the smiling face. Looking at this old face, Lin Li's anger will disappear before he gets angry.

"Congratulations, you are now a girl." A young brown-haired young man with dull hair also bent down and said in front of Lin Li.

Lin Li shook his head slightly to make his vision clearer. He sat up, looked at the two people in front of him, and searched his memory: "River God? You are... the King of Tucao? What's your name?"

"It's me~~~" The River God said slowly.

"My name is 'beep--'. Facing Lin Li's question, the dumb-haired boy shrugged and said.

"Did I hear it wrong? Why was your name automatically muted?" Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.

"As a superhero who has saved the world, there is always a price to pay. In order to save the world, I once paid the price that my name will never be remembered by anyone. There is no way. Great people are like this." The dull-haired boy showed a little sadness and said with emotion.

"Don't be sad~~force~~" River God patted the shoulder of the dumb-haired boy, comfortingly.

"River God! Although I've been silenced, don't call me coercion! Just call me a hero!" the dumb-haired boy complained.

"Okay~~Forcing~~" The God of the River called to listen.

Lin Li completely remembered that this dumb-haired boy was the leading actor in the doomsday chapter of "A Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes". Tucao stars are selected for transformation.

Since then, he has become a hero who can use the energy of complaints, and this energy is accumulated through complaints. After the accumulation reaches a certain level, things in the imagination can be concretized.

"So the God of the River, you are still forced, what's the situation now?" Lin Li then nodded, and then asked.

"Hey! And you, what's the matter with you! Why did you just acquiesce that I'm called Bi? This name is too ugly! It really doesn't work, you can call me Wuming, don't call me Bi! No, who are you?" Wuming immediately frowned.

"His name is Lin Li~~" said the God of the River.

"Hey, here is a person whose painting style is different from ours, Cao Cao, come and have a look." A sweet female voice came from behind Lin Li.

"Cao Cao? Is there a wife?" Lin Li immediately turned his head when he heard this.

"Lin Li, what are you pretending to be in your head?" Wuming didn't hold back.

"Duang~Duang~"

When Lin Li turned his head, he was full of crazy brains.

Snow White, who was wearing a low-cut dress, was trotting towards Lin Li. Accompanied by her running posture, she was more elastic than jelly, more magnificent than ocean waves, and more blood-enriching than medlar.

In "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", there are indeed a lot of elements of selling meat. The female characters in it basically have the mind of a prime minister. Because of this, "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" that can be seen on the genuine platform now , has been deleted to the point of being unspeakable, and can be called a legitimate victim.

In other words, it is not easy to say that this film can still be released.

"Hey, where are you looking at, kid? It's really disgusting." An unknown voice complained from behind Lin Li.

"Ahem, no..." Lin Li just turned his head to regain his own image, but he found that Wuming's eyes were not on him at all.

He was facing forward, and the pupils in his eyes moved up and down with the sound of Snow White's footsteps.

Know where the other person is looking without having to guess.

"No, aren't you also looking at the place I was looking at just now! What right do you have to complain about me!" Lin Li said loudly.

"I said you two, can you watch your eyes carefully." Another male voice came from behind Lin Li.

Lin Li sighed, and said, "Do you have to be behind my back to speak? It's really tiring to keep turning your head!"

Lin Li turned his head again, because of Snow White's approach, the proportion of snow white in his eyes became larger, but Lin Li also saw the person who just spoke, a young man wearing an orange hat and a slender nose, undoubtedly, the character of Pinocchio The hero - Pinocchio.

"This person feels that his painting style is really different from ours. Cao Cao, I feel that his face reveals a special temperament, which is very pretty~" Snow White poked Lin Li's cheek curiously, while turning her head to meet him. Nuo Cao said.

Pinocchio glanced at Lin Li with an unkind expression, snorted coldly, pursed his mouth slightly, and finally said, "Not as handsome as I am."

The hairs all over his body stood up, which was a warning of danger. Lin Li's heart tightened suddenly. Lin Li, who couldn't tell where the danger came from for the time being, decided to teleport decisively.

The warning disappeared, Lin Li looked at where he was standing, and saw a slender... nose piercing through it.

"Why can this person's nose be used as a weapon? Why can this person teleport? And River God, you are bleeding! Why don't you react at all? You are all crazy!"

Seeing this sudden change, Wuming couldn't help complaining, feeling very excited.

It was only then that Lin Li noticed that because of his teleportation dodge, Pinocchio's nose pierced the river god who was standing next to him just now, right on his forehead.

"Bah—" The blood was rushing like he didn't want money.

"Oh~~It's bleeding~~" The River God slowly raised his head, and the blood column like a fountain, due to gravity, all fell on the River God's face, as if washing his face, the River God nodded "suddenly" head said.

"Don't you need treatment?" Wuming complained.

"Ah, yes, Pinocchio, is your nose okay? Does it need treatment? It seems to be bleeding~~" River God nodded belatedly.

"I'm talking about you, River God, the blood flowing from Pinocchio's nose is clearly yours!!!" Wuming couldn't stand the brain circuit of River God.

Under such background music, Lin Li walked towards Pinocchio gloomyly.

"Hey, don't fight, the most important thing now is to figure out the situation!" No longer caring about the river god, feeling the tense atmosphere, Wuming watched Lin Li's direction, and immediately stopped him.

"Give me a face, today I won't—"

"Good eyesight, Pinocchio, I declare that you are now my life-and-death brother! I recognize you as my second brother!" Walking to Pinocchio, Lin Li hugged Pinocchio's shoulders in comfort.

Wuming, who was still about to persuade the fight: "..."

"...Lin Li, is your brother too casual? You mean a life-and-death acquaintance. Could it be that the other party tried to kill you?"

"Fuck, you are so stupid. The reason why Cao Cao's nose became longer just now is because he said "not as handsome as him", that is to say, Cao Cao thinks I am more handsome than her. Just for this, I am willing to admit His good brother! "

"I don't recognize you!" Pinocchio not only didn't want to be a brother, but also wanted to give Lin Li another nose.

The corners of Lin Li's mouth were harder to press than AK's, and he quacked happily.

——Okay, okay, people in this dungeon have discernment, Snow White praised him for being handsome, Pinocchio also praised him for being handsome, and they are all normal people (?), maybe he can find a wife here!
"Why is none of the people I met here normal? I came to this place for no reason. When will you let me go back to Earth!" Wuming fell into a breakdown. He couldn't understand why Lin Li could accept the current situation so easily. The situation and blended in here, and even behaved more excessively.

He's still laughing!What's so funny, I don't understand it at all!
The dumb hair on the top of Wuming's head shone with golden light, and the energy of Tucao was activated. The next second, a bag of salt appeared in his hand, and he threw it on the ground fiercely: "Damn it, why is it salt again! I want an RPG Just blow them up!"

"Isn't this the Earth? River God? How did you get here?" Listening to Wuming's complaints, Lin Li, who got some information, looked at the only River God here who knew him.

"I don't know~~ I appeared here in the blink of an eye, and then saw you lying on the ground, so I tried to wake you up~~" River God spread his hands innocently, "I hope nothing fell out during this time To the river, because I can't go to work.

It's so sad~~"

"River God, put away the smile at the corner of your mouth first." Wuming's expression was already numb, and then he nodded, and everyone finally started to discuss the serious matter: "But I am also in the same situation."

"We, too, were happily out in the forest...feeling the beauty of the wild environment, but we came here all of a sudden, almost scaring Cao Cao." Snow White also nodded.

"Baibai, don't say anything!" Pinocchio blushed slightly.

"What the hell? I'll ask you guys what the hell is going on!" Wuming, who had managed to get rid of his emotions, was excited again, this time quite inquisitive.

Over there, Wuming is forcing the palace, and here Lin Li began to look around the surrounding environment, a room, but it does appear a bit weird, the floor is paved with pitch-black hard metal, which is not like the common materials on the earth, and there are no plants in sight. Or extra ornaments, empty.

Lin Li didn't even understand where the light source in the room came from.

So Lin Li looked at his system panel, hoping to get some information from the task interface.

【Task:
[Dungeon completion requirements: live to the end of the game and win. 】

[Main task (1/3): Find out the undercover agent]

[Mission hint: rules]

[Task reward: [Cooling reset device]*1]

[Cooldown reset device: Act on the used props that you already have, so that the cooldown time of the props in progress is reset to zero, and they can be used normally. 】

"What is it?" He didn't get any clues, but instead made Lin Li even more confused.

What kind of "game", and what kind of "undercover", I don't remember that "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" has such a thing?
"So now there are only five of us?" Failed to obtain information, and could only obtain it from the environment. Lin Li rubbed his brows with a headache, then looked at the four people around him, and asked.

"We haven't left here yet, I don't know." Snow White shook her head.

"Let's find out if there is anyone else." Thinking of this, Lin Li immediately got up and led everyone out of the room.

As soon as he walked out of the room, Lin Li heard a noisy voice not far away, and immediately walked in this direction.

"Where is this place? I want to drink with the Great Demon King Cricklow and dance Paji Paji with naked bodies. I have no time to waste time here!" A voice said angrily.

"I have acquaintances." Wuming narrowed his eyes.

When Lin Li and the others approached gradually, the appearance of the owner of the voice gradually became clear. It was a young man with purple hair and two horns, wearing an armor on his upper body and a mosaic on his lower body.

"Ah, there is a gangster, who is this guy?" Snow White immediately 'covered' her eyes, and said shyly.

Nameless glanced sideways: "Hey, Snow White, the gap between your hands is completely separated, you are staring straight at the mosaic, right? Why are you blushing more and more, your eyes are going to be drawn! Nuo Cao, don't you care about your girlfriend?
etc?Who told me, why is Pinocchio's girlfriend Snow White? Do you tell the same story? "

Pinocchio heard this and looked at the mosaic, his small wooden face flushed slightly.

Wuming broke the defense: "You are blushing again, a bubble teapot!"

"Oh, there are still a group of people here? Heh, since you have asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that I am the strongest in the entire M77 galaxy, no, the strongest and most invincible NEW BLASH in the entire universe Sovereign ruler of the stars—

I am - the king of birds do not shit! "

After finishing his majestic speech, Bird King found that the five people on the opposite side all looked calm, and couldn't help being a little embarrassed.

"Birds don't shit king, I didn't expect you to be here." Wuming took a step forward silently, looking at the bird king with an unkind expression, the stupid hair on the top of his head has been completely established, getting along with these guys, energy is too easy to accumulate up.

"You! You're here too! Encounter road is narrow!... Uh, it's called... Hey, I don't seem to know your name, oh, yes! Force!" Noticing this earthling who once defeated himself, Bird King's eyes immediately became wrong.

"I beg you to respect me! Why do you have the same tacit understanding with them, hey!" Wuming has already started to scratch his hair in a 'crazy' manner.

Lin Li moved a step sideways, blocking between the two of them: "I know you two are in a hurry, but don't worry, when we figure out the situation, there will be plenty of time for you to be in a hurry."

The bird king in front of me, commonly known as the bird king, is the villain of the last movie of the end of the earth and the first movie of "77 cold jokes". He is indeed the devil of the M[-] galaxy, but the body in front of him can only be regarded as His mount, his body in the brain, is a fly.

"I saw old acquaintances~~ Little King Kong, Athena, Thor!" At this moment, the River God noticed the noisy people behind the Bird King, and immediately floated over, waving his hands and calling softly.

"River God? Why are you here?" A woman with long blue hair was surprised first, and then immediately responded with surprise.

"I am Thor, the God of Thunder! For the glory of the God of the North!" A Shiba Inu wearing a red cloak and holding Thor's Hammer stepped forward happily after seeing the River God, and greeted him with the button on his chest.

"Before I went to bed, there was obviously Xiaoqing next to me. Why did it become like this, River God, drown me, maybe I will wake up." Said without the desire to survive.

Lin Li has already recognized the three "friends" of the River God. They are the characters that appeared in the second movie of "A Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", namely Athena, Thor, and King Kong.

It's just that before Lin Li came forward to say hello, he had already knelt down.

It's not that Lin Li was frightened by someone...

"Li Jing, I didn't expect you to be here." Lin Li clasped his hands together and held a white blade in his hand, looking at the familiar middle-aged man in front of him, he said helplessly and awkwardly.

After actual experience, I can feel Li Jing's outrageousness even more.

Just now, my eyes were still on Athena, but in the next second, I teleported and knelt down on one knee in front of Li Jing, with a sword blade in my hand for no reason.

This control is too unreasonable.