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Chapter 37 37. "Good night, Squidward."

When Lin Li blocked Brother Squidward's huge eyes and stopped looking at SpongeBob SquarePants himself, after a few seconds, SpongeBob SquarePants' voice came from behind:

"Alright, Lin Li and Mr. Monster."

The two turned their heads, and SpongeBob SquarePants, who had returned to its original appearance, walked in front of them with the usual smile: "General!!"

All the dirty things seemed to have disappeared out of thin air.

"Dirty things, you made them disappear?"

"Of course not, of course the garbage should be thrown into the trash can." SpongeBob SquarePants shook his head seriously.

"Here, where is the trash can?" Lin Li looked around.

"There is one tens of thousands of meters away. I just squeezed my body and threw all the garbage into the trash can along the squeezed water." SpongeBob SquarePants seemed to be talking about ordinary things.

"Okay," Lin Li nodded with a smile, no longer pursuing the logic of all this, and then looked at Brother Squidward, "Mr. Monster, in this way, after you fall asleep, you will always have a beautiful environment. "

"Thank you, SpongeBob SquarePants, and thank you, Lin Li." Brother Octopus became weaker and weaker, and in the clear sea water, the blood overflowing from his mouth became more and more obvious.

Lin Li also discovered that the blood was not dark blue, but bright blue mixed with black liquid—his body was already terminally ill.

Brother Squid's eyes were on the two of them first, and then he moved around, looking at the blue sea. There seemed to be sunlight above his head, passing through the water, illuminating his body and bringing him warmth.

"It's such a happy and beautiful seabed, but I'm so sleepy," Brother Octopus said with a smile, "Mr. Lin Li, please cover me with a thick blanket of sand after I fall asleep." ?
I am more afraid of the cold, and the water will flow on my body, and I will be awakened. "

Perhaps he was worried that his body would pollute the environment, Brother Octopus said softly.

"I will, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.

"I'll help too, Mister Monster, I'll cover you with the thickest quilt! Make sure you're very warm!
It's a pity that Sandy is not here, otherwise I can borrow some hair from her, Mr. Monster, let me tell you, Sandy's hair is the warmest thing in the world, and I actually secretly hid a few at home.

By the way, Mr. Monster, you don't know who Sandy is, let me tell you, she is a squirrel in our Beechburg!It's a squirrel!Squirrels of the Sea!She... oh, you don't seem to know Bikini Bottom, let me tell you..."

Once SpongeBob started talking, he couldn't stop at all, and began to chatter in Brother Squidward's ear about his story and his life.

The topic is wild and unconstrained, and sometimes when it turns, the content before and after is not relevant at all.

Brother Squid, who was about to die, listened to SpongeBob SquarePants talking about all the things he already knew. Not only did he not show the slightest bit of impatience, but with a warm smile, he happily listened to every word of SpongeBob SquarePants.

The more familiar he is, the happier he feels.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, who is your best friend in Bikini Bottom?" Lin Li asked suddenly.

"It's Patrick!" SpongeBob replied without the slightest hesitation.

"What kind of person is Pai Daxing?"

"It's my best friend!"

Even Brother Octopus, who was on the verge of death, couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard such a conversation now.

It seems that I really don't like starfish - after all, I eat so much.

If he summoned Pai Daxing, Brother Octopus would probably die in peace.

"Then SpongeBob SquarePants, who is your best neighbor in Beechburg?" Lin Li asked with a smile.

"It's Brother Octopus!"

SpongeBob's answer is still without the slightest hesitation - after all, his neighbor is only Brother Squidward.

But when he made this answer, his eyes seemed to glance at the huge and bloated Brother Octopus on the ground.

"What kind of person is Brother Octopus?"

"It's my best neighbor!"

"do you like him?"

"I like it, of course I like it, I'm Brother Squidward's best friend." As if showing off, SpongeBob SquarePants closed his eyes, crossed his hips, and said proudly.

"Did Brother Octopus say that? Why didn't I know?"

"He didn't say it, but of course I know that he calls my name every day, but his tone is very excited. Sometimes when I am playing outside, Brother Squid will stick his head out of the window to say hello to me!"

—— Lin Li suspected that this kid had mistaken the two emotions of excitement and anger.

"How is Brother Octopus treating you? SpongeBob SquarePants" Lin Li continued to ask.

"Of course it's good! Although he never shows it, I know it all!" SpongeBob SquarePants looked at his wrist—even though he didn't have a watch, then looked up at Lin Li, telling the secret: "After I go back later, I and Pai Daxing is going to take Brother Squidward to catch jellyfish."

"You guys will make his head big." Lin Li said with a smile, and then he 'suddenly remembered' that there was another person beside him, looking at Brother Octopus:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Monster, I was so obsessed with talking with SpongeBob SquarePants, I forgot your existence for a while."

"It's okay, thank you." Brother Octopus's voice became weaker and weaker, and it was already difficult for him to utter a coherent sentence, but there was a strong smile on the corner of his mouth.

"I'm... very sleepy, I'm really... going to sleep." Brother Octopus's eyes were almost completely closed, he glanced at the two of them again, and said with difficulty: "Good night...Sponge...baby, good night...Lin Li... …gentlemen."

"Good night, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.

"Good night, Mr. Monster, but do you want me to play you a lullaby?" SpongeBob asked.

"If it's possible... that's great... But, thank you... SpongeBob SquarePants."

"You're welcome, Mr. Monster, it would be great if it could help you fall asleep." SpongeBob took a few steps back and pinched his instrument - nose.

The title song 'Dud Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du' was blown out with his nose.

"sleep~sleep~sleep~sleep~" The melodious and slow music is mixed with SpongeBob's self-made lyrics.

At least one thing, SpongeBob SquarePants and Brother Squidward are very similar - in terms of the ability to create lyrics, but in terms of singing and playing music, SpongeBob SquarePants is about to beat Brother Squidward.

Brother Octopus slowly closed his eyes, smiling, and fell asleep.

[The main task (3/3) has been completed]

[You have obtained the spiritual enhancement pill. 】

[Absurdity: 100%]

[The copy has been completed]

"SpongeBob SquarePants, he has fallen asleep." Hearing the system's notification tone, Lin Li said softly.

After hearing Lin Li's words, SpongeBob let go of his nose after playing a song.

Stepping forward, he patted Brother Octopus lightly on the head.

"Good night, Squidward."

SpongeBob said.

　[HE Rest in Peace] The ending has been reached.

　　"Good night, Squidward."

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)