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Chapter 14 14. It's a secret recipe, but...

After shouting loudly, Lin Li rushed towards the ruffian boss in an instant.

Seeing the black figure suddenly appearing here, the ruffian boss's voice was full of panic and doubt: "Who are you, why have I never seen you before."

"First, absolutely don't act rashly; second, never miss a single bad thing in the judgment; third, the referee is absolutely fair and beautiful, the referee robot Captain Dragonfly came to have an audience!"

"what?"

"You can call me a partner of justice! Defender of the secret recipe!"

"I hate justice the most, damn it!" The ruffian boss shed a drop of sweat, and hastened to the door.

"I'm not going to fail again." I turned my head and glanced again. The huge guy in the diving suit was only two hundred steps away from me—of course, this measurement unit is the two hundred steps of the ruffian boss. The boss said regretfully.

His plan today did not take this variable into account.

But suddenly, that person seemed to trip his left foot and his right foot, staggered, and half-kneeled on the ground.

"Hahahahaha—God help me too!" The ruffian boss's heart ignited hope again, he jumped up and spit out his tongue and saliva at Lin Li, and successfully ran outside Krab King.

The 'falling' Lin Li 'struggled' up and continued to chase, with a smile on his face.

If the ruffian boss was caught and the secret recipe was intercepted in King Krab, then apart from returning the secret recipe to Boss Crab or opening it forcibly and tearing his face, what room for his own manipulation?

So of course you can't catch it inside the Krab King, you have to run outside, you have to drop one, and buy time for the ruffian boss to escape.

Although the ruffian boss ran ridiculously fast, his steps were too small. Before he left the Krab King, Lin Li had already chased after him.

"Return the secret recipe!"

"Bah! Don't even think about it!" The ruffian boss didn't even look back.

The distance was almost the same, Lin Li swooped, and Boss Ruffian felt a huge shadow suddenly covering the sky. When he turned his head, only the white of the diving suit was left in his world.

"what!!!!!"

Haw!

The world is quiet.

Lin Li successfully held the glass bottle with both hands, and under the bottle was the ruffian boss who had turned into a puddle of mud with one big eye.

But Lin Li didn't feel guilty at all, because in the next second, the puddle of mud bounced back instantly and became a normal ruffian boss.

This guy is basically immortal. In "SpongeBob SquarePants", even if he is beaten into real mud in the juicer, he can still talk and recover.

"I will succeed next time!" the ruffian boss shouted angrily, looking at the back of the person in front of him.

"Huh?" Looking at Lin Li who tripped over with his left foot and fell down with his right foot, the ruffian boss laughed loudly, "You deserve it, I asked you to stop me!"

Lin Li looked at the 'accidentally' broken glass bottle and nodded in satisfaction.

Carefully pushing aside the note with his hand, Lin Li saw clearly the contents above, and found the meatloaf part:
"Meat patties are made of 70% plankton meat plus 30% starch. They need to be fried in gutter oil first, plus 3ML of laxatives and 2 grams of Jianweixiaoshi tablets (this ratio can not only eliminate negative effects, It can also improve the flavor perfectly, which is very important!).”

Lin Li: "..."

【mistake!Meat pie information error! 】

Lin Li rewound the note with a sullen face. When he saw the content inside, he felt that something was wrong. Once he submitted it, it was indeed wrong.

The reason why he doesn't want to break his face is because in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Boss Crab often uses fake secret recipes to deceive Boss Ruffian.

Sure enough, when the villain wants to succeed, it's all fake!

When we returned to the Krab King, SpongeBob SquarePants was taking a tool to untie the chain on Mr. Crab's leg. Lin Li stepped forward, handed the fake secret recipe to Mr. Crab, and said:
"Boss Crab, the secret recipe has been brought back, but the bottle broke during the dispute, sorry."

"It doesn't matter." Boss Xie took the note and smiled openly, "Anyway, this is fake."

"Ah? Is it fake?" Lin Li asked knowingly.

"Yes, I deliberately let the ruffian boss snatch it away. After I make it and try it myself, I will know how delicious the 'Delicious Crab Pot' is!"

Boss Crab's expression was that it was a pity that he couldn't see this scene.

"It's really all right, it should be well preserved." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked casually.

"Hey hey... Really, I can keep it very well, the ruffian boss will never be able to grab it in his life!" Although the crab boss answered, he still didn't give Lin Li any clues.

"Just now the ruffian boss said harshly, saying that as long as he is in Krab King, he will definitely steal it. He is developing high-tech equipment again, Mr. Crab, you'd better change the location of the secret recipe, so it will be safer."

Lin Li said sincerely.

"It doesn't matter. It's in a very safe location. The ruffian boss can't find it after digging three feet." Boss Crab said proudly.

Lin Li stopped talking and just nodded. Although there was no progress, it would be too obvious if he continued to ask.
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The next day was normal work, and the ruffian boss didn't attack again. Lin Li thought about it, but he didn't think of a good breakthrough.

"What would you like to order, Pai Daxing." Brother Octopus looked even more speechless, looking at the pink starfish in front of him impatiently.

"Have a small delicious crab burger." Pai Daxing said while biting his finger and looking at the signboard for a long time.

"Sorry, we don't have small servings of delicious crab burgers here, only normal, large, and extra-large." Octopus replied rigidly.

"I don't want normal, large, super large, I want small!" Pai Daxing shook his head and said seriously.

Mr. Luo, is that you?

Lin Li, who was still cleaning the table, suddenly looked up at Brother Squidward and Pai Daxing who were confronting each other with great interest.

"I see." Brother Octopus nodded, turned to SpongeBob SquarePants and said, "A normal delicious crab burger."

Lin Li shook his head with a smile. Sure enough, as long as the cashier had a normal mind, Luo Yonghao's plot would not happen.

"No! I want a small portion!" Pai Daxing said angrily.

"Oh," Squidward sighed, "SpongeBob SquarePants, a small serving of delicious crab burgers."

"Brother Octopus, have you forgotten? We don't have small servings of delicious crab burgers here, only normal, large, and extra-large." SpongeBob poked his head out and whispered to Brother Octopus.

Squidward:"……"

He directly took SpongeBob SquarePants out of the back kitchen, and held it in front of Pai Daxing: "Pai Daxing, tell SpongeBob SquarePants your request."

"SpongeBob SquarePants, I want a small portion of delicious crab burgers." Pai Daxing said.

"Pai Daxing, we don't have small servings of delicious crab burgers here, only normal, large, and extra-large." SpongeBob SquarePants explained seriously.

"Okay, I want a normal one." Pai Daxing said immediately very calmly.

Squidward:"……"

Lin Li helped him make up his lines: What the fuck!
"Pai Daxing, didn't you insist on ordering a small portion just now?" Brother Octopus asked angrily.

"Brother Octopus, you are so stupid. Just now SpongeBob SquarePants said that there are no small portions of delicious crab burgers, only normal, large, and super large portions. How can I ask for small portions?" Pai Daxing held his chin and used Said to Brother Octopus in a teaching tone.

Brother Octopus showed a kind smile, pulled out a tray from the bottom of the boat, and slammed it hard on Pai Daxing's head, and then let out a long sigh of relief: "I feel much better this way."

The tray was pierced by Patrick's head, and it became a neck collar - if Patrick had a neck.

"Ang Mu~" He didn't care about being smashed, he took a bite of the iron tray, chewed the iron in his mouth, and Pai Daxing frowned suspiciously: "Brother Octopus, why does it only smell of steel, my little one?" How about a delicious crab burger?"

"It's not done yet, it will be done later."

"Oh." Pai Daxing nodded, and continued to eat the tray in front of him, his teeth are really good.

"Also, what you want is a normal delicious crab burger."

"I want a smaller portion!"

"To shut up."
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"What's the matter, Boss Crab." Seeing Boss Crab approaching suddenly, Lin Li, who had been secretly paying attention to him after he appeared, immediately asked.

"Would you like to pay half the price to buy this Crab Fort!"

"Boss Crab, I really don't have any money with me." Lin Li said, digging into his pockets and spreading his hands.

"Well, young man, in fact, you did a good job today. This delicious crab stew is just for you. Work hard, and I will send you more things in the future!"

Patting Lin Li on the shoulder with the crab claws, the crab boss handed Lin Li a Crab Fort, and left happily.

"..."

"Thank you." Lin Li thanked him with a little embarrassment.

This Crab Crab Fort was obviously just a customer who had something to do after placing an order, but he didn't want it anymore, and no one has placed an order for the same style since then.

This iron cock actually tried to sell it to himself at half price!

The Crab Crab Fort in his hand really looked golden and attractive. When he squeezed it with his hand, he could still see the oil and water bursting out of the meatloaf.

Although Lin Li didn't feel hungry, and was in the diving suit, he could always smell a bad smell, and his appetite was not very high.

But this is the Crab Crab Fort in childhood memories!Something I wanted to try countless times as a kid!
After thinking for two seconds, Lin Li unzipped the zipper of his diving suit and took the Crab Crab Fort into his hands.

Perhaps because of the lingering smell for too long, Lin Li couldn't smell the aroma of Crab Crab Fort. After looking at it for a while, Lin Li took a bite.

chew, swallow

"Pooh!"

It was as if the mouth had been filled with sand after the rain, and the stench filled the air. It was more like eating a rotting fish. More importantly, the fish was still alive and full of maggots.

The feeling of nausea and nausea rushed directly to Tianling Gai, because it was too exciting and sudden, defenseless Lin Li directly knelt on the ground, covered his mouth, and caught the crab cake that hadn't been fully chewed.

With the rest in hand, he threw it out of the diving suit without hesitation.

Lin Li knelt on the ground and panted heavily, his nausea still rising, tears welled up in his eyes, blurring his vision.

[Absurdity: 30%]

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