i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 11 11. Ridiculous
"No one in this world understands me, except you, Mr. Lin Li."

"You are my second light in this world, Mr. Lin Li."

Because he was too excited, Brother Squidward kept repeating similar words.

It's just the 'light' in Squidward's mouth, and the current state is not very good.

Lin Li was sluggish, and walked out slowly from the door of the portrait room with slightly vain steps, his cheeks were shriveled, and his lips were pale.

There is no other reason, it was fine at first, Brother Octopus just took Lin Li to see his paintings or sculptures, these are all acceptable.

However, when you really need to listen to Squidward playing his clarinet up close, everything is not so beautiful.

Lin Li only felt that Pai Daxing's abuse was more beautiful than this voice, "wandering in the ocean of music" at such a close distance, but he couldn't cover his ears, and he even had to maintain a posture of intoxication and praise.

Physical damage: 0.000001, mental damage: 9999999.

When he came out, the sky was already dark blue, with a few stars under the sea hanging high in the sky—this showed how long Lin Li had been tortured, and he didn't even have time to drink a sip of tea.

"You are welcome to come back tomorrow, Mr. Lin Li. Actually, I still have a lot of artworks at home, but I have stored them in the storage room. I will wipe them tonight and share them with you tomorrow."

Sending Lin Li to the door, Brother Octopus said sincerely with a smile.

"We will definitely see you again tomorrow. I heard that you are also working in Krab King. I just plan to go to your store tomorrow to experience working in Krab King. I can see you in the morning."

"With all due respect, Mr. Lin Li," Brother Octopus shook his head at Lin Li, "You don't want to work in such a crappy place as Krab King. Boss Krab is just a scum."

"Hearing is believing, seeing is believing." Lin Li said with a smile, "I'm going back first."

"Okay, pay attention to safety, be careful on the road!"

When the sound of the door closing came from behind him, Lin Li's body softened, and he let out a long sigh of relief as if he had been saved.

The night was getting dark, and the diving suit showed that the time was approaching ten o'clock in the evening. Lin Li decided to go back to Sandy's house to sleep.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick were still sitting outside the Pineapple House, but now they were facing each other, smiling, and covering their ears.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked as he passed by them.

"..."

Oh, they covered their ears so they couldn't hear.

Lin Li didn't ask any further questions, but waved at the two of them, turned around, and returned the same way.

"When Brother Squidward was chopping wood with a saw, we would play the game of 'cover your ears'." After walking a few steps, Pai Daxing's voice came from behind:
"This is the most fun game I've played this year."

"This game is really good." Lin Li waved his hand without looking back, and said with a smile, if Brother Octopus played his clarinet, Lin Li swore he would also want to play this game.

"Patrick! You can hear Lin Li's voice, you cheated!" It was SpongeBob's shrill voice.

"Did I cheat? Oh! I seem to have cheated!" Pai Daxing was a little panicked, and then he seemed to be really smart: "But SpongeBob SquarePants, you heard the voice of me talking to Lin Li, did you also cheated?"

"Uh...it seems so."

There was a second of silence, and the wanton laughter of two people came from behind, which was extremely contagious, and Lin Li's smiles were naturally aroused.

Although the system is unreliable, at least in the first dungeon world, there was no fighting or killing.

"By the way, SpongeBob SquarePants, I have a question." The simple and honest Patrick has another question.

"what?"

"Who is the 'Lin Li' you mentioned just now?"

"That's the man."

"Isn't that Sandy?"

"No, no, he is Lin Li."

"Impossible, wearing a diving suit, in this world, only Sandy is right!" Pai Daxing's eyes widened, he twisted his body mechanically, and stared at the direction Lin Li was leaving. There was bloodshot.

Lin Li had gone far away, only a small spot remained.

The sea water was a bit distorted, Pai Daxing was empty, he was still talking just now, but now, there was no SpongeBob SquarePants.
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"Connecting for you, please - drop." Lin Li pressed the pine cone button in front of him.

Even before the machine's first beep was finished, Sandy connected.

It is indeed a second

When she told him that she was about to arrive at her house, Sandy said that she had already reserved the door for herself.

After walking to the isolation room, Lin Li took off his diving suit when the sea water subsided.

It can only be said that the quality of the items in this kind of anime is high. After wearing it for a long time, there is no water on the body at all.

I turned the handle on the door, because I had used the walkie-talkie on the diving suit in advance, and the door was opened directly.

"Sandy? Where are you?" Lin Li asked aloud when there was no sign of Sandy outside.

"I'm here, helping you prepare your place to sleep today." Sandy's voice came from inside the oak tree house.

"You're very kind, thank you Sandy, and when I get back to Texas, I'll tell you all about what you did to me."

Walking into the tree house, I saw Sandy help me make an extra cot, and hurried forward to help, and said.

"You're welcome, it's all I should do," Sandy was very helpful, but said so verbally, "Have you had dinner yet? Shall I help you prepare something?"

"No need, my body has already stored enough nutrients before I came here." Lin Li shook his head and refused. It's not a problem to taste the food on the seabed, but there was always that unpleasant smell at Sandy's house when I first came, and it still remains. Existence really makes people lose their appetite.

"Can you humans store fat now?" Sandy asked curiously.

"No, it depends on technology." Lin Li was vague, then remembered something, and reminded: "By the way, Sandy, I suggest that you remember to lock the door when you hibernate in the future to prevent 'thieves'."

"There's no need for that. You might not know it when you first came here. Everyone in Beechburg is very friendly."

"Yeah." Lin Li didn't say anything anymore, but he still remembered the episode of Sandy's hibernation: all the hair on her body was torn off by the "friendly" Patrick and SpongeBob SquarePants, and it hurt to watch.

"Ah yes." Sandy yawned, patted her mouth, and walked upstairs to the tree house, "That's about it, you can sleep here tonight, I'll sleep upstairs, If you have any questions, just come to me, I'm so sleepy, go to bed first, good night."

"Good night, Sandy."

Lin Li was also a little sleepy, especially the tormented soul, who desperately needed to rest, so he turned off the lights on this floor and rolled over to sleep.

……

"Boom."

It sounded like the crisp sound of the suction cup being tightly fitted and then loosened, rang in Lin Li's ears.

Lin Li turned over and continued to sleep.

"Crack, click, click."

It seemed that something hard was rubbing against the glass.

Lin Li opened a gap impatiently, trying to see the source of the sound clearly.

He saw densely packed teeth.

Circles formed by countless fangs, one circle after another, squirmed in front of his eyes through the glass, and in the middle of the teeth was scarlet flesh, looming in the pickled sewage, slippery and disgusting .

There are huge pustules all over it.

"Boom."

Another pustule burst, and thick green liquid flowed out from it, merging with the surrounding dark and dirty water, blocking Lin Li's vision.

"Heh—" Lin Li's eyes widened, he stood up, and took a sharp breath.

Looking up, there is only a light brown ceiling exposed in the darkness.

Looking around, there is nothing around, but Sandy's snoring can be heard in my ears.

It just seemed like a nightmare.

Uneasy, Lin Li walked out of the tree house and looked outside the glass wall—in his dream, there was glass in front of him to help him block everything.

The moon and stars are rare, and the scenery is just right. This is a beautiful underwater world, and there are no tooth monsters.

"It's over, I must have listened to Brother Octopus' clarinet too much, and it has directly affected my spirit. No, I have to find an excuse tomorrow night."

"It's a bit hurtful to have a good impression." Lin Li muttered to himself.

In the lower left corner of the line of sight, the illusory value has changed at some point.

[Absurdity: 20%]

(End of this chapter)