i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 1 1. Summoning Mickey Mouse at the start
"Ha ha--"

His ears were filled with heavy snorting, mixed with the sound of chaotic footsteps.

Because of the running, the image in his sight was constantly shaking, and every step on the footsteps was consuming Lin Li's almost empty physical strength, and his legs were like lead.

Feeling that his body had reached its limit, Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, which choked his mouth with a strong smell of blood. He turned his head and looked back.

The six gray beasts were chasing after them, their ferocious and ugly faces seemed to have cruel smiles, their sharp teeth were exposed, and they kept shaking up and down as they ran, reflecting a terrifying light under the covering dark clouds.

They are all just the lowest gray beasts, but even so, the weak and unawakened self still has no way to deal with them.

The distance is getting closer and closer, and there are only a few tens of meters left. According to this progress, it will be a matter of time before they are caught up.

The direction I ran was completely opposite to the urban area. If I continued to run, I would only reach a more dangerous place, which was meaningless.

Lin Li stopped walking, put his palms on his knees, gasped for breath, and his face was full of boredom——not long after crossing, he first encountered food and clothing problems, and then he was about to die at the speed of light.

Traveling is not easy, Lin Li sighed.

After resting enough, the sound of chasing footsteps approaching behind him, he casually picked up a wooden stick on the ground, turned his head, and walked slowly towards the direction of the gray beast.

When the six gray beasts were only a few meters away from him, the opponent's speed also slowed down.

Lin Li was able to see the appearance of the gray beast clearly for the first time, saying that it was a gray beast, but the features on the face were not very different from those of a human.

In addition to the sharper teeth, more hair, and a stronger crawling figure...

But in this way, it has a stronger uncanny valley effect, and it looks even more terrifying.

They also have solid colored eyes, black or white, with no distinction between whites and pupils.

Picking up the wooden stick, according to the posture I saw on TV before, I played a "stick flower", and finally pointed the tip of the stick towards them, and the voice was faint:

"Come."

If there are outsiders present, they may think that he has a plan in mind.

But in fact, Lin Li just felt that it would be embarrassing to the traverser if he was about to die and still cried for his father and mother.

The gray beasts also seemed to be wary of this, and after only a few meters were left, they stopped moving forward, but slowly spread out, enclosing him in an enclosure.

As a monster, isn't this too robust?

"Wow-crack."

Lin Li raised the wooden stick and stabbed at the gray beast's eyes, but in an instant, the wooden stick was caught by the opponent and crushed easily.

Be prepared, after all, there were actually seven of them, and I used up all the weapons on my body, but only allowed one of them to escape with a serious injury.

Seeing the stick fragments in his hand, the gray beast's smile became even more ferocious, and finally he was no longer afraid, and quickly moved closer in an instant, his fingers forming a hook shape.

"Damn, I thought I was the main character through time travel, but it turned out to be the beginning of being killed at most. The day is over so quickly." Lin Li laughed helplessly at himself.

It's not that he doesn't fight, but with his ordinary body and no real weapons, he has no way to deal with these gray beasts.

With one punch, they might start to divide their own heads.

[Detection that death is approaching, the system has been activated]

"?"

Lin Li, who was waiting to die with his eyes closed, was taken aback.

"Is this a cheat account?"

"I just said how come the traversers don't have cheats, it's unreasonable!
But what kind of broken setting is this, you have to wait until I am about to die before activating it, isn't this purely disgusting? "

Lin Li, who was originally praying that these guys would kill him quickly and painlessly, looked at the illusory interface in front of him, his eyes opened suddenly, emitting a strange light.

It is even weirder than the light in the fish's eyes in the college entrance examination composition.

【this system……】

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to die, hurry up and do me a favor!" Lin Li said loudly, regardless of whether the system ignored him or not.

The knives are all over your head, so don't introduce yourself anymore, and talk about old times and making friends later.

【…】

[The system is activated successfully, the novice signs in for the seven-day gift package, do you want to sign in? 】

"sign!"

[Sign in successfully, you have obtained the reward of the first day: the chance to draw the character prize pool*1, do you want to draw now? 】

"Pump! Now! Immediately! Immediately!"

The gray beasts in front of me seemed to be puzzled by their 'sudden madness', and looked at each other in confusion, but this was a good opportunity. Lin Li used the last bit of strength left in his body to rush forward fiercely, from both sides. It pierced through the gap of a gray beast and fell outside.

Regardless of the pain in every part of his body, after rolling twice, Lin Li quickly stood up——successfully separated a few meters from the gray beasts.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up."

It seemed that he got up too fast, his brain was short of blood, and even his vision became a little dim, and he almost couldn't stand up. Lin Li was chanting, constantly urging the system in his heart.

A rapidly rotating reel appeared in front of my eyes, only the front position remained red, and a triangle mark on each side pointed to the middle.

Lin Li, who had played "Hearthstone", realized that he could draw something by turning it to this position.

"..."

Lin Li's originally expectant expression gradually became indescribable.

Because when the speed of the rotating shaft slowed down, he could already see the contents above clearly.

Druby, Big Big Wolf, Tom, Jerry, the Penguins of Madagascar, Papa, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Phineas, Ferb, Garfield, Rick, Morty, Li Jing...

He rubbed his eyes, a little disbelieving, but unfortunately the system will not change because of such an action.

What are these things?
The spindle stops.

【You have successfully drawn the character "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (one-day experience card)*1, which has been stored in the warehouse】

"..."

Cough cough, ask again.

What is this TNND?
Lin Li couldn't believe what he heard.

But no matter how many times you open your eyes, how many times you rub your eyes, the text on it remains clear and never changes.

The one-day experience card is not permanent, so let’s not complain about it.

but……

Mickey Mouse?

Of course Lin Li knew.

If I remember correctly, it's that big mouse with big black ears, little yellow face, and a little black bean nose?

Before time-traveling, Lin Li was lucky enough to hug it at Disney when he was a child.

Looking back now, I am quite happy.

Tears flowed from the corners of the eyes.

Not because of happiness, but simply despair of this unreliable system.

Lin Li has only one question now, how can the mouse help him solve the situation in front of him?

By acting cute?

If Mickey Mouse embraces these gray beasts, can he influence them and become a Buddha immediately and let him go?
Lin Li raised his head, and some saliva dripped from between the gray beast's teeth.

It doesn't look like a good impression.

【use or not? 】

The gray beast was approaching, and the system kept repeating this question in its mind.

"use."

What else can I do, treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor?

Maybe there is a miracle from the sky, and there is a [-]-meter-long Fan Mayong Cishu with muscles all over his body?

【You have successfully used "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (one-day experience card)】

[Character: Mickey]

【Version: "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" (2006)】

[Combat Strength: 1]

【Used successfully】

[Evaluation: A cute little mouse, of course, this is not the point, the point is: I hope the 'Strongest Legal Department' will not find us, don't carry out justice, we don't have the money to sue them, it doesn't want to change its name to Wood Mice or *rats. 】

"..."

"System, can I ask about my combat power?" Lin Li tried to speak in his heart with no expression on his face.

[The host's current combat power rating: 5]

It's a classic battle of the five scum, of course, this is not the point, the point is: tell me how Mickey Mouse, who is only one-fifth of my fighting power, can help him solve his current problems!

"hey-hey!"

Lin Li was startled by the sudden voice coming from behind him.

The Gray Beast, who was close at hand, also heard the sound, and became vigilant again, looking behind Lin Li.

Lin Li turned around.

A 'mouse' with a big round head, big ears, a pear-shaped body, and soft rubber hose, no obvious joints, and limbs that can be stretched freely as if there were no bones appeared in front of his eyes.

The whole body is only wearing red shorts with two white oval spots, wearing large yellow shoes and a pair of white gloves.

The limbs are out of proportion to the head at all, but it doesn't affect it in the slightest.

At this moment, he is walking slowly from a distance with steps that his relatives do not recognize.

"Hi everyone, it's me, Mickey Mouse!" Seeing Lin Li and Gray Beast looking at him, Mickey waved to everyone with a smile on his face.

"Hey, do you want to come into my Miao Miao room?" Mickey asked Lin Li abruptly, while making a gesture of listening.

Its ears don't have ear canals at all, only a piece of black lacquer.

"?"

Lin Li Black Question Mark Face JPG.

I like your size.

Although I have a little impression, Lin Li knows that this is the opening plot of each episode of "Mickey Mouse Wonderful House", but at this moment, he just wants to say this sentence.

But Lin Li was surprised to find that he couldn't speak at all. To be precise, he couldn't speak. Even the body facing Mickey couldn't move or turned to the sides at this moment.

The things summoned by your own system will also apply debuffs to yourself?What kind of bird system is this?

Lin Li kept silent, and Mickey was not impatient, and kept turning his ear towards him.

What was even more strange was that the gray beast behind him hadn't attacked yet. Turning his eyes, Lin Li tried to observe from the corner of his eye, and found that they seemed to be frozen by time.

"want!"

What ability is this?When the thought of 'or answer yes, and see what happens' flashed through my mind, I yelled it out smoothly.

"Oh, great, let's go." Mickey waved his hand in his direction, then looked at the empty surroundings, and said again:

"Oh, I almost forgot, in order for Miaomiaowu to appear, we have to cast a magical spell."

"Misca, Musca, Mickey Mouse."

"Tell me once, Misska, Muskah, Mickey Mouse!"

After Mickey finished speaking, he fell silent and looked at himself again.

"..."

"Misga, Musga, Mickey Mouse?" Shutting up for a while, Lin Li didn't resist much this time, following Mickey's words and repeating them.

Mickey in front of him suddenly disappeared, and a huge circle imprint suddenly appeared on the surrounding open space, and then the circle flipped left and right, and a huge hemispherical building appeared upside down from the ground.

This building also grew a neck and two ears out of thin air, and finally formed a complex of buildings, in which other Disney characters appeared inexplicably.

In this silent wilderness, the accompaniment sounded in my ears, followed by inexplicable music.

The memories of childhood, the classic beginning of "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", unfolded in front of him, and Lin Li couldn't laugh or cry:
"MICKEYMOUSE~" Mickey appeared in the house, leaning on the wall with one hand, and said with a smile: "It's me!"

"MICKEYMOUSE~ Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, open! Come in, it's very fun. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, open!"

"Roll roll!" A narration-like voice sounded all around.

"Donald Duck!" "I'm here~"

"Daisy!" "Yes!"

"Goofy!" "Yes!"

"Bluto!" "Wow!"

"Minnie!" "Oh~ yes~"

"Mickey!" "Here I am!"

Every time the roll call is made, the childhood memory character will appear in the designated location of Miao Miao House.

The roll call ends and the music continues.

"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, open! Come in, it's very fun! MICKEYMOUSE~"

"Ding! This is Mickey Mouse Wonderful House."

It wasn't until this moment that Lin Li realized that when he regained consciousness, he had already appeared in this room.

The gray beast behind him has disappeared.

"Okay, let's start today's adventure!" Mickey said to Lin Li with a pumping gesture.

"Today's task is to let you survive the day."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Lin Li showed a joyful expression and nodded frequently, finally!This summoned character finally did something reliable!

No, I haven't done it yet, but I said something reliable.

"But before that, come with me and take out the Miaomiao tool we will use today."

"Okay!" Lin Li nodded sincerely, and even couldn't wait to start singing:

"Kindly remember saying 'oh, potato', right?"

"Mr. Lin Li, please don't rush to shoot, come with me." Mickey Mouse interrupted him and said softly.

"Okay, Mr. Mickey." Lin Li nodded kindly and made a gesture of your invitation.

"Miao Miao hey, Miao Miao hey, Miao Miao, one is to be in place, two to prepare, and three to start! You are a person who can use your brain to solve problems, Miao Miao me, Miao Miao you, find the answer, Miao Miao me, Miu Miu, you found the answer!

Misga, Musga, Miaomiao toolbox, toolbox, toolbox, Miaomiao tools are here! "

This is also a scene that must appear in every episode.

Thinking about it now, it is the same as the memories of Naruto Pirates, it is basically in the water time, but when I was a child, I watched it with relish, and even recited it silently in my heart.

Although it was a bit shameful to shout out loud, Lin Li reluctantly sang along in order to survive.

After the torture was over, tools appeared on the display screen in the house in front of him.

The first thing appeared on the screen: a key, which seemed to have some lines on it.

"[A key], hehe, this is not from my house. I don't know what will I use it to open today?" Like a prop introducer, Mickey put his elbow on Lin Li's waist, explaining to him at the same time. wink.

"..."

Is it feasible to stab the gray beast with a key?

It's okay, there will be good things in the future, Lin Li comforted himself.

A second thing appeared on the screen: a round flake.

"It's [Mickey Mouse Pills]. Mickey Mouse is me, so this is the medicine I developed. When you are sick, children remember to take medicine, and so do you, Lin Li."

"..."

Rat poison poisoned six gray beasts. This should be reasonable, but would they eat it honestly?
A third item appeared on the screen: a stylish outfit, including underwear, for a human male—at least not for Mickey Mouse.

"It's [a set of clothes], it looks good, and the person who wears it must be very handsome."

The last fourth one has a colorful background, but there is a big question mark on it.

"【Mysterious Miaomiao Tool】! Secretly tell you, this is the mysterious Miaomiao Tool we will use later~" Mickey said to Lin Li in a secretive tone.

"..."

Lin Li didn't bother to respond, he had no love in his life and only had Sima's face left.

He should have thought earlier, this is "Mickey Mouse Wonderful House" for infants and young children, what good things can you expect from it?

"Potatoes have tools, wonderful tools. If you need them, Potatoes will report. It serves me and you. We just say: 'Oh, Potatoes.' We just say: 'Oh, Potatoes!'"

At the end of this necessary plot song, Mickey said: "Okay, you can start today's adventure!"

After the words were finished, it snapped its fingers. Lin Li felt his eyes go dark, and when he opened his eyes again, there were those gray beasts staring at him again.

The house that just appeared suddenly disappeared suddenly, and the surrounding environment did not change at all, as if it had never existed before.

Thinking about the props he owns, Lin Li is very entangled: should he change into a new dress, and then die with dignity?

"Oh! It seems that just after leaving Miao Miao House, we encountered big trouble. We obviously can't beat these guys in front of us. My combat power is only 1, and Lin Li's combat power is only 5. What should we do?"

Mickey made a gesture of panic and asked Lin Li.

"Wait to die." Lin Li squinted at it, very calm.

"Whoa, looks like we need the help of Miaomiao Tool! Then join me in shouting, 'Oh, potato'!"

"Oh, potatoes!"

A flying object with the logo of Mickey Mouse crawled out from under the gray beast's feet, startling them, and staring at the unexpected visitor vigilantly.

It's always like this, Lin Li remembers that in "Mickey Mouse Wonderful House", when this little thing is called, it can come out from any unexpected place.

You never know where it hides.

There are four grids displayed on it, with the four props just now.

"Can we use [a key] to deal with these bad guys?" Mitch asked Lin Li in a coaxing tone.

"Okay, stab them to death." Lin Li nodded.

"No, no! Can [Mickey Mouse Pill] be okay?"

"Yes, poison them to death. After all, the drug you developed is rat poison, and it is absolutely poisonous."

"No, no! Is [a set of clothes] okay?"

"Okay, I'll knock them down with a shovel, then cover their heads with clothes and suffocate them."

"No, no!" Mickey seemed a little angry at Lin Li's lack of cooperation, with his hands on his hips, he looked up at him aggressively, "What we need is [Mysterious Miaomiao Tool]!
What you have to do now is!Shout with me! [Mysterious Miaomiao Tool]! "

"I will cooperate with you as much as I can," Lin Li sighed. Mickey has no bad intentions, there is no need to torture him, he is dead, it is not bad to recall his childhood, anyway, no one saw it, and what's more , In this world, no one knows about this cartoon.

Thinking of this, Lin Li stretched out his hands and gathered them into a trumpet shape: "[Mysterious Miaomiao Tool]!"

The question mark dissipated, and an oval object appeared on Potato's display.

"Oh, that's great, it's [a mini nuclear bomb (host-free version)]!" Mickey jumped up and punched the air, excitedly saying.

"..."

"?"

"Fuck? What is it?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes, which were almost cracked, and looked at the floating display screen in front of him.

"It's [a mini-nuclear bomb (host-injury-free version)]." The gentleman Mickey Mouse repeated it thoughtfully, and then asked Lin Li: "We can use [a mini-nuclear bomb (host-injury-free version)] to deal with these Bad guy?"

"..." Lin Li was silent a lot today.

"I think it's really okay this time." He looked at the gray beast that was not attacking in front of him with pity, and nodded slowly.

"Great! We finally reached an agreement, it's not easy!" Mickey Mouse stretched out his big white palm and raised it above his head.

Lin Li gave it a high five knowingly.

"Then, I'll leave it to you." After saying this, Mickey Mouse jumped up and hugged Potato in his arms, and ran away in a standard running motion.

Obviously his steps were not big and his pace was not fast, but he disappeared from his field of vision in a few seconds, as if the distance in space was folded under his feet.

[You have obtained [a mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version)]]

[A mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version): Just like its name, it is a mini nuclear bomb, but please don't look down on it, the damage is amazing. Of course, its biggest feature is that it won't hurt a single hair of the host! 】

In my mind, the system's notification sounded.

【use or not? 】

"Use." Looking at the gray beast in front of him, it was Lin Li's turn to smile horribly.

A dazzling white light flashed, and when the gray beasts lowered their arms, they saw a cylindrical object with a diameter of about half a meter and a length of two meters at the feet of Lin Li in front of them.

There is a pattern drawn on it, a skull, and a big X.

Lin Li held a button in his hand, and when he looked up, the smile on his face was even brighter.

Realizing that something was wrong, the gray beasts looked at each other and ran away.

"Didi." Lin Li smiled and pressed the button.

"boom--"

The ears failed briefly, followed by tinnitus.

The red air flow engulfed the sand and rushed to the surroundings, and the smoke was everywhere. If you look from a distance, you will notice that a small mushroom cloud has emerged here.

"Cough cough."

When the smoke gradually dissipated, a figure appeared in the huge earth pit in the center, and at this moment, he was using his hands to disperse the fog in front of him.

When the nuclear bomb was activated, a white protective cover appeared on his skin, Lin Li didn't feel anything from the beginning to the end, and even wanted to do it again.

The experience of watching a bomb explode from the center of the bomb is not always available.

"The pit is really deep." Seeing that there was still a considerable distance between himself and the ground, he searched carefully, but there was no trace of the gray beast, not even a skeleton, and Lin Li began to climb the surrounding earth walls.

"Lin Li, are you okay?" Mickey's head appeared on the upper edge.

"Very good, Mr. Mitch." Lin Li regained his respect and said seriously.

"No, that's not right." Just looking at Lin Li, Mickey covered his eyes and retracted his head instantly, "You're not fine at all."

"It seems that we have encountered the second problem! Our partner Lin Li, whose clothes were destroyed in the nuclear bomb! He intends to walk on the road naked, which is absolutely impossible."

"..."

Lin Li was silent at first, then lowered his head.

"..."

The small thing is dangling, no, Lin Li thinks it needs to be emphasized, it is a big thing.

Let's just say it's a bit cold, and it's a lot less wrapped.

I thought it was the underwear becoming loose again, but it turns out that the fuck is gone!
"No! The host is immune to injury, so can't it be more reasonable?" Lin Li stopped climbing, hugged himself tightly, and cursed at the air in the pit, "I have to play word games, only the host can avoid injury, even clothes Don't let it go, right?"

"It seems that we will soon encounter the second problem, what should we do?" Although Mickey Mouse cannot be seen, its voice can be heard.

"Damn, Tudou! Call Tudou, oh, Tudou! Give me the clothes!" Lin Li said hastily, thinking of his savior.

"That's right! Oh, potatoes!"

This time, potatoes flew over from the sky.

"Can we put [a key] on you?" Mickey Mouse asked kindly.

"..."

"Of course not! Hurry up and give me the clothes!" Lin Li, who was covering his crotch with both hands, took out one hand to cover his back instead. He remembered the bad videos he had seen before time travel.

"That's right, it's really not possible, so can [Mickey Mouse Pills]?"

"Mickey Mouse, do you have to come in order..." Lin Li couldn't complain anymore.

"Yes, it still doesn't work, so [a set of clothes] is okay?"

"Brother Mickey, give it to me quickly. When someone else comes, I will commit suicide directly!"

[You have obtained [a set of clothes]]

[A set of clothes: a very good quality male clothes, impenetrable by fire and water, must be very comfortable to wear. 】

【use or not? 】

"Use! Be sure to hurry up!"

A flash of white light flashed, and a pile of underwear appeared in his hands. Five minutes later, Lin Li became decent again.

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(End of this chapter)