i'm not a detective

Chapter 55 Life Is Too Hard
From Kiyoshi Ruri’s feelings, it’s really interesting to be with Takeshi Qihara. He knows a lot, can solve cases, and has great cooking skills. He is a very good friend, but his shortcomings are also obvious. Don't ask for money, and don't talk about human affairs all day long, constantly refreshing the lower limit of other people's cognition, sometimes it really makes people want to beat him up.

Now that Qing sees Liuli, he wants to beat him up. Is there any boy in this world who would use a girl who is as cute as a Tibetan fox to block the dirt? The skill is actually very high, and he turns around to block the dirt and mud all over the girl. , he poured it out himself, and it was spotless.

Is this something a normal boy can do?
No, is this something that humans can do?
This is really unbearable, and if she endures it, she will not see the little Tibetan fox, but the little bastard!
Qing saw that Liuli was about to erupt at last, just as he was about to grab Qiyuan Wu's neck and shake it desperately, and then shouted "You bitch, die to me, die to me", Qiyuan Wu raised his hand and supported her shoulders, softly Said: "Wait, don't rush to hit me, I want to say that I wanted to block for you, but I accidentally turned half a circle, can you believe me?"

"I believe in a ghost!"

Seeing that Liuli is extremely angry now, he doesn't enter the oil and salt, and continues to grab him, Qi Yuanwu leans back to avoid, and said quickly: "The little fluffy duck."

"What?" Qing Jian Liuli was taken aback for a moment, and stopped his hands.

"The paws of the little milk cat, the little meat balls are pink." Qi Yuanwu supported her shoulders, his voice became very magnetic, and continued, "The soft little lamb, the little goldfish that spits bubbles..."

He said more than ten kinds of cute little animals in one breath, and his voice became lower and lower, almost as if he was whispering in her ear, "Come on, calm down, and imagine the beautiful things in the world with me, imagine yourself in summer." On the beach on a sunny day, the breeze caresses gently, and the white seagulls fly by. The world is so peaceful and beautiful, and your mood is also infected and becomes very good...

Yes, that's it, well done, you are calm and relaxed now, slowly close your eyes, imagine yourself soaking in warm water, your whole body is slowly relaxing, now think about me, I am your best Friend, you will never be angry with me, as long as you think of hurting me, you will feel guilty..."

His voice was very instructive, Qing Jian Liuli couldn't help imagining for a while, the anger in her heart subconsciously subsided a lot, her eyelids were a little heavy, they closed slightly, and she wanted to just take a nap like this.

But soon the cool breeze in April in Hokkaido blew, and the wet school uniform made her shiver, and she just lost her mind for a while, and was cheated out of her pocket money, forced to pay debts, forced to open an umbrella, and called a pig's brain , being disliked, being used to block the mud, a series of new and old hatreds rushed to her heart, which made her react instantly.

Bastard, this kid wants to put me to sleep so that he doesn't want to be beaten!

You think beautifully!

Her small body suddenly bent over and shook, as if she was about to pounce, but when she looked closely, she was surprised to find that Takeshi Qiyuan had slipped more than ten meters away. Running, the speed is extremely fast, enough to send to the Olympics.

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More than half an hour later, Qing saw that Liuli pinched her waist and eyes, staggered, panting, and chased after Qi Yuanwu's house, her face was red, her forehead was steaming, her whole body was so hot that her clothes were dried, she completely underestimated Qi Yuanwu's house. Yuan Wu's speed——Asshole, this guy usually looks very vain, but he ran faster than a dog, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Now she suspects that Takeshi Qiyuan has run back home, so she hides at home and pretends to be dead, and she has the key of Takeshi Qiyuan's house, and she wants to rush in and get him out, after all, it is hard to dispel the hatred in her heart if she doesn't punch him twice today.

But the door was locked, and Takeshi Qiyuan had obviously run back. She slapped the door twice angrily, and then quickly walked around the house, trying to find a place to get in, but the windows on the first floor had iron anti-theft windows, and the windows on the second floor The windows were also tightly closed, and Takeshi Qiyuan was already prepared.

She was really a little out of breath, and stood at the door in a circle, trembling with anger, holding her breath in her chest so uncomfortable, and at this time the window not far from the door was opened, Qiyuan Takeshi finally appeared, holding a A cup of tea was waving to her through the wrought iron anti-theft window, as if nothing happened, and said with concern: "Here, here, you are tired, Qingjian classmate, come and have a cup of tea and take a break.

Seeing that Liuli rushed over immediately without taking the tea, but seeing that he was not even out of breath, she said in disbelief, "You...why are you fine? I've run like this..."

Qiyuan Wu smiled embarrassedly: "I took a taxi back, and I have been waiting for you for a long time."

Bastard, when did you take the taxi, no wonder I chased you all the way and didn't see anyone...

Seeing that Liuli was so angry that her heart began to ache, but there was nothing she could do to hold him through the iron railing, she forced herself to calm herself down for a while before saying as calmly as she could: "Come out, I have something to tell you."

Qiyuan Wu slowly shook his head: "I won't go out."

Qing saw that Liuli's little chest rose and fell rapidly: "Come out, I promise not to hit you."

Qiyuan Wu glanced at her: "You swear."

Seeing Liuli staring at his face, Qing saw that her small chest heaved even more, and two jets of air came out from her nostrils, but she kept silent, and said after a while, "Come out, I'll give you money."

Qi Yuanwu shook his head and said, "You have already run out of money."

"I have it." Qingjian Liuli took out the coin purse from the mountaineering bag with his backhand and showed him, "I'll give you the money when you come out."

"I don't believe it, it's empty."

"It's not empty. If you don't believe me, you can take a look." Qing Jian Liuli was about to hand in the change purse subconsciously, but suddenly reacted halfway through the hand, and said angrily, "Bastard, you still want to lie to me now? You should The big bastard who has been burned by hell fire for 1000 years, you...you..."

Qiyuan Wu reminded: "Despicable."

"Yes, you are mean, you..."

"Shameless."

"Yes, you're shameless!" Seeing Liuli's cursing, Qing reacted, and became furious, and shouted, "I don't need you to teach me how to swear! You..."

"No evil, no evil."

"Yes, you do all sorts of evil!" Qing Jian Liuli said something else, then came to her senses, grabbed the wrought iron anti-theft railing and shook it desperately, so angry that she was about to burst into tears, "I said, I don't need you to teach me how to swear, I will do it myself." Scold, don't worry about it!"

"Don't get excited." Qiyuan Takeshi sighed deeply, "I ran away because you were so angry at the time, you would definitely hit me, I don't want you to be sued for life at such a young age, at the best age of your life Going to jail, and using you to block the mud is not because of my bad character, but because I really have unspeakable difficulties, I can't be splashed with those sewage mud, it will make me peel off my skin."

After a pause, he said sincerely again, "I was wrong this time. I apologize to you. If you want to scold me, I will listen. If you can't think of words, I will help you think of them, but you can't hit me."

His tone was really sincere. Seeing that Liuli's anger had subsided a little, and he was not so irritable, he sniffed and asked, "What is the reason?"

"I can't even say it, and you still want to ask?"

"Are you a clean freak?"

Qiyuan Wu sighed: "It's sort of, it's much more serious than that."

Qingjian Liuli thought about it, and felt that it seemed to be justifiable. Wu Qiyuan was like a psychopath before, asking her to clean the dust all day long. It seems that the symptoms of cleanliness are indeed serious.

But she still felt very aggrieved, and said unhappily: "Even if this is the case, don't you think it's dirty if you think it's dirty? I'm still a girl, and I feel very uncomfortable after running all the way dirty! Besides, I also It's not because of this incident that you want to hit you, you cheated me of all my pocket money, forced me into debt, and asked me to do so many chores for you..."

"Wait, I've never cheated you of money." Qiyuan Wu hurriedly declared, refusing to take the blame, "I only admit that I was wrong this time, and I was right before. What you call cheating money is because of your feelings I am willing to trade, you ask me questions, which one did I not answer to your satisfaction? You go to listen to the passage, is it different and you have to pay for the ticket?"

This is true, it makes sense...

Seeing that Liuli's arrogance disappeared, Qing still insisted: "But the assistant fee is too much. You asked me for [-] yen, but I heard that rakugo would not ask for that much."

Takeshi Qiyuan said patiently: "It's still the same reason, you insisted on going, I never forced you, even if you ask a comedian to perform two jokes for you alone, you will still be charged a high price, not to mention My level is at least much better than that of comedians, Mrs. Takamatsu hired me and paid me 20 yen an hour, and I only charged you less than [-] yen, can this be too much?"

Qingjian Liuli was speechless again, and Qiyuan Wu shook his head and sighed: "We are friends, and I take care of you like that. I didn't expect you to accuse me..."

"I'm sorry." Seeing Liuli subconsciously, Qing lowered her head and apologized in a low voice, but she realized something was wrong as soon as she finished speaking, and somehow she was apologizing, obviously he did something bad!

She couldn't figure it out there for a while, and Qiyuan Takeshi said sincerely, "I really want to turn over old scores. Last time you almost cheated me in Oda Town, then I cheated you this time too, and we will even out. From now on Starting from today, none of us can turn over old scores, just treat it as the first day we met, become friends again, and start a brand new friendship, how about that?"

Qingjian Liuli is still hesitating, what Qi Yuanwu said sounds reasonable, but there seems to be something wrong, but I can't tell what is wrong...

She hesitated and said, "then you promise me that you won't bully me again in the future."

Qiyuan Wuma said: "I promise you."

Qing Jian Liuli stared at him suspiciously for a while, then said, "You swear."

Takeshi Qiyuan immediately raised his hand and swore to the lamp: "I swear, I will never use you in the mud again."

"Okay, I'll forgive you for the last time." Qing Jian Liuli wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, somewhat relieved, "Open the door now, let me in."

Qiyuan Wu looked at her carefully, shook his head in disgust and said: "You should go home and take a shower first, you don't need to work today, take a good sleep after washing, we will talk about things tomorrow. You said you are really crazy, for a Little things, chasing me so far."

"Isn't it because you're not human!" Qing Jian Liuli took out his schoolbag and stuffed it in through the window, unhappy, "We were doing well, but you wanted to make trouble."

Qi Yuanwu took the schoolbag and sighed: "It's really not trouble, and I don't want to, I can only say that life is really hard! But it's all over, and from tomorrow onwards, we will get along well again."

Time travel is really cheating, scenery is rare, most of the time you have to be on guard against accidents at any time, sometimes you have to guard against other people’s farting, otherwise you will die immediately, and now you are almost beaten by the Tibetan fox, it took a long time to get it It was really hard to convince her.

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Takemasa Qihara lamented that life was not easy, how difficult it was to live, Nakano Eri knocked on the door of Wu Teng's office and asked, "Police, do you have time now?"

"It's Eri, come in!" Wu Teng Yasun was looking at documents with reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, rubbing his hands in his arms, and asked casually, "How is your situation over there, have you gotten into a rhythm? "

"The murderer has been arrested, please sign the arrest warrant." Nakano Eri adjusted his glasses, lowered his head, and tried not to watch his boss's movements.

Wu Teng'an pulled out his hand to take the document, subconsciously put his hand on his nose and smelled it, and nodded: "Yes, it's good if you can get into the rhythm. You don't need to report at any time, just keep an eye on him."

Eri Nakano resisted the desire to stay away from the sloppy divorced male boss, lowered her head and raised her voice: "Police, the murderer has been arrested and pleaded guilty. The case is over."

Wu Tengan raised his head in surprise: "Who has been arrested?"

Nakano Eri didn't have a gun, so he pulled out the small revolver and killed him. He changed his boss, took a deep breath... and didn't dare to take a deep breath, and said slowly: "The murderer in the Bonhe murder is Tatsuu Uchi, the curator of the Shochiku Museum." Husband, now he has been arrested and returned to the police station, and he has pleaded guilty, as long as he follows the procedures, he can be sent for inspection."

Wu Teng'an hesitated: "Didn't you just start the investigation yesterday? My memory is so bad?"

"The investigation was only started yesterday afternoon, but the murderer has been found."

Wu Teng'an was stunned for a moment, then slowly leaned back on the back of the chair, just as he was about to put his hand into his arms, he immediately wiped it on his trousers, and muttered: "It's ten times more exaggerated than I imagined, what's your impression of him?" ?”

"Very capable, with a wide range of knowledge, quick response, dedicated to the task, personality..."

Wu Teng'an waved his hand, "Needless to say about personality, capable people are somewhat strange, it's inevitable." After a pause, he took a pen and signed to go through the process, and then said, "Search class Groups [-], [-], and [-] will be handed over to you. Go to him if you have any problems, and try to spend the time before I retire safely. I don’t want to publicly apologize to dozens of reporters. Last time I almost Blinded my eyes."

"Yes."

Eri Nakano left with the approval, and only took a few breaths when she went out. She just felt that life in the workplace was too hard, and even breathing was so depressing, but it was okay, and finally came to the front line to work!
(End of this chapter)