Yiren's non-human chat group

"Huh~"

Looking at Xiao Yiren who suddenly smiled in front of him, Bai Yaksha in front of Xiao Yiren tilted his head in confusion.

"What's wrong? You're smiling so pervertedly."

Xiao Yiren naturally didn't care about Bai Yaksha saying that he was perverted. After all, even he himself felt that his smile was not very friendly.

However, this matter is not an internal matter in the small garden, so Xiao Yiren did not mean to talk to the other party about his experiences in the other world. He shook his head and said:

"Nothing, I just thought of something interesting..."

"What's interesting?"

Faced with Bai Yaksha's questioning, Xiao Yiren smiled and wanted to tap the counter in front of him with his finger. He did not answer directly, but instead said:

"You said the strongest vs the strongest, is this interesting to watch..."

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"Really, no one listens to anyone."

He stretched out his hand suddenly, and the white cloak behind him made a fierce sound in the air. At this moment, Saitama had recovered from the original state of his oval face with dead fish eyes, and next to him was a rotten body. White corpses...

"Goo~"

He reached out and touched his belly, and the rest of his oval face gradually transformed into the world-famous painting "The Scream"...

Saitama went out today just to buy some cheap food and discounted food. He just went out. Who would have thought that so many weird things would happen today...

You know, his stomach is still hungry now...

Saitama, who was suddenly inexplicable, looked at the mutilated corpse beside him. He reached out to a branch from a fallen tree nearby and poked the white dragon's body.

"Speaking of which, this thing should be a bird, and it should be edible..."

Just when Saitama was gradually extending his claws towards the white corpse in front of him, a faint sound suddenly attracted his attention...

Immediately, Saitama stopped reaching out and turned to look over...

Finally, he saw a guy with a hood on his head, a mask on his face, and his body covered tightly walking out of the grass.

After the other party discovered Saitama, he quickly came to his side. Without waiting for Saitama to react, he grabbed his white cloak and covered his shiny bald head. Then he directly pulled Qiyu and walked towards the bushes, complaining as he walked:

"Hey, boy, which settlement are you from? Where is your station?"

"Really, your body is obviously covered tightly, why is your head not covered? Aren't you afraid of being burned and disfigured by the spirit bones?"

"And that corpse is obviously that of a high-ranking species, right? You actually want to touch such a thing? Didn't the old master in the settlement tell you that those things will emit strong elven power, allowing other races to find the settlement? Resident?"

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Listening to the guy who was pulling me forward, mumbling about a lot of areas, I had been confused for a year and had no idea what the other person was talking about.

It's not because the other person's language is different from my own. They are all Japanese, and the rest can still be understood.

But obviously he can understand every word taken apart, but why can't he understand it when they are put together? !

But as I walked, I found that something seemed a little wrong, because this place seemed a little weird...

As he walked, Saitama noticed that there seemed to be more bones on the ground...

He immediately stopped in his tracks. No matter how the person pulling him in front of him continued to move forward, he could not move his body at all...

At this time, the whole person in the Dan area changed his painting style. His lines were clear and his eyes were brightened, which was a bit sharp...

"Arnold~, I think you should first explain to me what exactly happened here..."

Hearing Saitama's voice, the man originally wanted to pretend not to hear it and continued to pull him forward.

However, no matter how hard he tried, Saitama's body remained motionless like a mountain...

But after trying for two or three seconds, the other party gave up his meaningless behavior, and the figure suddenly turned into a black shadow like a liquid.

The black shadow moved in front of Saitama in a flash, and then when it arrived, a figure that was completely different from before was condensed and formed in the shadow...

"Ah la la~, he is such a keen guy. I originally wanted to trick you into teasing you and then get rid of you. Now that you have reacted, let's start here..."

At this moment, what appeared in front of Saitama was a lady with dark red hair, a pair of bright red eyes that seemed to be stained with blood, a graceful figure, and exuding charm all over her body.

But looking at the four sharp teeth in her open mouth that can shine with a bright white light in the dark, and the ability to transform into others and into shadows, we should be able to judge that this is He is a vampire among the lower species...

Don't underestimate the lower races because they are not the upper races. Although the lower races are not as powerful as those who have not yet come forward in terms of individual strength and can easily destroy mountains and rivers, compared to humans, their strength is unquestionable. .

For example, the vampire in front of Saitama...

Let's put it this way, the place where the vampire and Qi Yu are now was originally an area where a large human tribe was located.

This place was originally a human tribe inhabited by thousands of people, but now there is only a pile of white skeletons and a pile of dilapidated buildings...

Saitama's vision was very good. Although it was dark in the cave, he could still see the mountain of bones piled up behind him.Suddenly a shadow fell into Saitama's eyes.

He pointed at the large or small, complete or incomplete skeletons behind the vampire and said:

"Did you do all of this here?"

After hearing Saitama's words, the vampire obviously hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter yet, and was still thinking about stimulating Saitama in front of her to provide her with an emotional flavor for her dinner.

"Did you mean that? Of course..."

"You hairless monkeys are really interesting. It's just a superficial disguise and you can't tell it at all. When I pretended to be like that just now, he was still there when I bit off a little girl's neck. She’s shouting about my sister…”

quiet~
Saitama didn't speak anymore, but anyone familiar with Qi Yu could see the low pressure on him...

But it's a pity that there is no such person here. There is only one vampire who doesn't pay attention to Saitama at all because he has no response from the spirit power...

Feeling the anger that almost hit Saitama in front of her, the vampire sister suddenly showed an intoxicated face. "Yes, that's it, that's it~, spicy because of anger~, refreshing because of fear, sweet because of unwillingness, that's it, add some emotion..."

"Suitable~ As expected, these hairless monkeys are really suitable. Even those who are not bloated can't compete with this ultimate deliciousness."

"I'm really going to get so high..."

……

These were the last thoughts of this vampire. When his body exploded like a water ball hit by a bullet, she still maintained the sick smile on her face.

It wasn't just him, even this winding tunnel, under this angry punch, was like a snake path running straight through.

In a daze, he seemed to see streaks of sunlight shining in from the far opposite side, shining on the bones crushed by the striker.

In a daze, it seemed that light blue fireflies were floating out from the bone meal, flying into the sky, flying to that far away place...

Looking at the scene in front of him, Saitama slowly lowered his fist, but his face did not return to the shape of a stewed egg and dead fish eyes like when he used to deal with enemies. He still maintained that look. Chiseled look.

At this moment, Saitama's face was extremely gloomy. It was even more gloomy and terrifying than losing to the king a hundred times or being knocked on the head by Banggu dozens of times combined...

Raising his head, Saitama's knees bent slightly, and he directly broke through the ground above his head and jumped to the ground again...

He looked at the dark clouds in the sky that seemed to never go away, as well as the faint rays of light that kept flashing in the sky, and murmured to himself:

"It seems I don't have to rush back..."

"Although I don't quite understand what that guy said, those guys must be weirdos."

"And it seems like there are a lot of people here who need a heroic look..."

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"So, now..."

He suddenly waved his cloak with his palm, and the rest of the cloaks cluttered in the air.

"Justice execution——"

The next moment, Saitama's figure slowly faded on the spot, and suddenly disappeared from the camera, and he went to an unknown place...

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After watching such a good show, Xiao Yiren also blinked slightly and returned his gaze to the box garden.

Although that guy Bai Yaksha can come to the Flower of Life shop every day, she can't live here after all. After all, even if Xiao Yiren is shameless, she, Bai Yaksha, still wants to lose face.

It's enough to run here every day now. If there are any more scandals about living here, how can she, Shiro Yaksha, just take advantage of the beautiful girl?

Xiao Yiren is just a tool for me to stabilize my nostalgia. For Bai Yaksha, beautiful girls are true love...

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Looking at the teacup in front of Bai Yaksha with a little juice left in it, Xiao Yiren shook his head slightly, waved his hand, and put the teacup away.Then they set out a new tea set to drink tea...

As the business grew bigger and bigger in the past few days, Xiao Yiren also gradually realized that when important guests came to the door and raised their seats, it didn't matter what kind of food they had or not. What is the situation?
In contrast, if you take a sip of tea in the middle of talking and then continue talking, it can be said that you have whetted the appetite of others, but you also have enough strength.

Elegant, so elegant...

And just because of this group of customers, Xiao Yiren has developed some problems now. It's outrageous to feel uncomfortable if he doesn't drink something while sitting in front of the counter...

"Today's black cosmic black hole tea is not bad. I can put it out for Shiro Yaksha to try next time..."

Just when Xiao Yiren was tasting and talking to himself in his heart, he slightly raised his scarlet eyes and suddenly saw a familiar figure...

"Hey~, isn't this a black rabbit? Why do you have time to come here? Do you want to buy water resources again?"

Seeing Xiao Yiren greeting him, Black Rabbit suddenly became a little cautious.

After all, she had obtained some information about Xiao Yiren from her grandfather, Emperor Shitian, and Bai Yaksha.If there are no accidents, the worst one can do is be a three-digit rule-breaker like the Queen of Halloween, Shakti and Zeus.

That is to say, he is basically a top figure who stands on the same level as the top two goddesses of the entire Hakodeni, the Holy Son Jesus, the Enlightened One Sakyamuni, and the Sanqing.

Facing this kind of person, even if he is barely an acquaintance, Black Rabbit still can't let go...

However, when he thought of his purpose of coming here, Black Rabbit still mustered up the courage to come to Xiao Yiren.

"Sir Xiao Yiren, I would like to give you a commission. Is it okay?"

Hearing Black Rabbit's words, several options suddenly appeared in Xiao Yiren's mind.

It's really not difficult to guess what Black Rabbit is thinking. After all, her brain is the same as Bai Yaksha's, and even a little bit inferior to Bai Yaksha's. Xiao Yiren can think of all the commissions she can think of, even if she thinks with the base of her wings.

It’s just those kinds.For example, "Rescue Leticia, who was sold as a commodity to the Perseus Community", or "Help find the canary who was exiled to the outer universe", or "Help find other Arabs who were exiled to the outer universe." Member of Cardia”…

To be honest, this kind of plot, even if the fan works of "Problem Children Come from Another World" are not too many compared to Dragon Ball of the Dead Fire Sea, they are basically written clearly...

Although the latter two are not necessary for the plot, the first one is basically a small time traveler. As long as it travels through the timeline from before the destruction of Arcadia to the end of the original novel and comic plot, then it will definitely be done...

Xiao Yiren can only say that it is boring, quite boring...

What's the point of repeating what others have done over and over again, and going through the process that others have completed over and over again? For this kind of thing, Xiao Yiren said that it is boring except boring.

I have come here in person, and my strength is sufficient. I don’t want to see other possibilities of the characters; I don’t want to see the showdown between the strongest and the strongest; I don’t want to see all kinds of beautiful souls and witness the great spirit; instead, I do those things. Countless people have done boring things. This is what a group of boring guys would do...

"I would like to ask the shopkeeper to help rescue Lady Leticia who is imprisoned by Perseus. As for the price..."

"I want to exchange Leticia at my expense. I wonder if you will accept it, shopkeeper?"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"I think I'm quite boring..."

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