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Walking in the cracks of the world, walking up the timeline, Snow observed the extremely distorted and weird scenes here due to the distortion of time and latitude, and couldn't help but stop in his tracks.

"Your background is too fake."

Looking at the twisted and magnificent paintings around him that took a lot of coughing to replace, Snow felt inexplicably nauseated. If he hadn't felt that the time traveler's potion was indeed being digested quickly, he would have been unable to hold back and kicked him directly. Stepped out.

He felt the anchor point he had calibrated in the original timeline and world line on the spot, and found that there was no big problem, so he raised his feet and continued to move forward. However, as soon as he raised his feet, there was an illusory and hazy feeling. The sound reached his ears.

The voice became abnormally distorted through the blur of the world line and the timeline. The strange characters made Snow feel very uncomfortable. The voice sounded strangely familiar to you, which made Snow stop. pace.

"敒."

"Unlock the secret Othello."

"Waibi Babu, Waibi Babu..."

……

"What the hell is this? I'm not Grandpa You, so can't I speak human language? Make it easier to understand."

As if he heard Snow's appeal, the sound distorted and changed, then turned into Chinese again and reached Snow's ears.

It was still the voice that Snow was very familiar with, but the content of the words really made Snow couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

"You listen well when I speak."

"My life is all in your hands. You have to listen to me when I come here, you know."

"The deed of sale has been drawn up, just give me a shout if you like it."

"What I said is true. Five insurances, one housing fund, and all bonuses at the end of the year. There is nothing fishy about it."

"I am an undisputed good man, you can rest assured."

"The contract is only for seven days. Just listen to me three times. Free public travel. Aren't you still tempted by such a good condition? Come over from your place quickly."

"Fairness is the judge, lie, I am a puppy..."

Snow: "..."

"Actually, you don't need a translator, it's so easy to understand."

Although this thing sounds weird, Snow can figure out what it is if he thinks about it carefully.

Isn't this a simplified and popular version of the incantation for summoning a servant in the Holy Grail War?

I just defeated the Holy Grail War, and someone came to invite me, but Snow is not on the Heroic Soul Seat either? !

It seemed that because Snow had not responded for a long time, the summoning party was a little impatient. The world under Snow's feet just stopped playing. He opened a huge hole directly to swallow Snow directly and force him to participate.

Fortunately, Snow reacted quickly and quickly reached out to grab the edge of the world. The time traveler's power was activated and he was directly separated from the edge of the world.

Standing on the outside of the world again, Snow looked at the rapidly recovering pit and couldn't help but pat his chest slightly in fear.

"Damn, it was just a little bit close."

Yes, just when Snow was glad that he had not fallen into the trap of the world, an inexplicable feeling of weightlessness told him that he was still too young.

Looking down at the huge mouth that could not be seen beyond the horizon, and the solid ground under his feet that had been completely lost, Snow twitched the corner of his mouth and raised a big middle finger to the sky.

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky—"

Falling from high latitudes is different from ordinary falling from high altitude. Anyway, Snow has witnessed the whole process of the world changing from distortion to order this year. During this period, he also saw two little lolita cuddling together.

All the images were fleeting. When Snow blinked, he had crashed through the ceiling and arrived at a one- and two-story foreign-style building.

As soon as he landed, Snow jumped up from where he was, began to dust himself off, and used the magic he had learned from the old bug to repair the surrounding environment.

In any case, there was absolutely no way that Snow would admit that he had just landed on his butt first and made a big hole in the ground.Naturally, the evidence and other things need to be cleaned up.

This whole process took less than a second. Snow believed that there would be absolutely no witnesses. Even if there were witnesses, Snow would feel absolutely confident that he could kill and silence him.

After dealing with the remaining problems of his own image, Snow finally had time to recall the knowledge he had received.

Although he was forced, Snow undoubtedly fell into the Holy Grail's pit.Although Snow was unhappy about this, he had no intention of leaving directly.

Because after arriving here, Snow felt the rapid digestion of his time traveler potion.Snow's philosophy is the same as Xiao Yiren's. It's okay if you want to use me. As long as it's harmless to me and good for me, if anything happens, we can leave as long as we need to.

Now that the benefits have been received, this time Snow wants to see which capitalist takes him over.

When Snow went downstairs, he saw a welfare girl sitting on the ground, her pleated skirt turned up.

Looking at those iconic long legs and black twin tails, Snow still didn't know what the situation was.There was an inexplicable smile on Register's face, and he stretched out his hand and said:

"My voice sounds so familiar when I say this. It turns out you are the capitalist -"

But then I thought about it, and I felt that what I said didn't sound good, so I clicked my chin and changed my words:
"Oh no, I shouldn't have said that, I should have..."

"Are you my master?"

……

Although he fell onto the ground, Tohsaka Rin was indeed dizzy from the fall, but compared to what was happening in front of him, such dizziness was nothing at all.

Looking at the man in front of you who stretched out his hand, you looked confused and tilted your head.Just asked a very simple question.

"Are you my servant?"

He nodded in disappointment, then moved his eyes down and saw a touch of white. Then his eyes seemed to have encountered a spring, and they bounced up on Tosaka Rin's cheek again, showing a strange but polite smile. He stretched out a finger and pointed downward.Tohsaka Rin was still a little confused about this, and the shaking of her head still made her brain a little dizzy.But his eyes still followed Snow's fingers subconsciously, and then he saw a bright white triangle.

"Wow~"

Rin's expression first became dull, and then the red color started from the chin quite unscientifically, and then quickly climbed up along Tohsaka Rin's fair cheeks, covering Tohsaka Rin's entire face, and finally the steam went directly along the Tianling Gai. It was a blow to his scalp, and at the same time it was a blow to his last remaining IQ.

Circles of mosquito coils appeared in Tohsaka Rin's eyes, and an inexplicable dangerous aura gradually spread from his body to the surroundings.

Suddenly, Snow felt something bad and disappeared directly into the room.

Snow himself wasn't sure what happened after that. After all, the situation was too chaotic.The moment he saw the light in Tohsaka Rin's hand, he knew something was not right, and ran away very simply.

Then outside the room, Snow saw bursts of light, bursting out from the windows of the second-story building, just like a disco.

Snow didn't re-enter the room until the movement in the room stopped.

But you don’t know it if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it.After returning, Snow saw that the originally cozy two-story bungalow had been turned into a house with bare walls due to some manipulations in the original version.

After such an operation, it would definitely not be possible without two 50 yen gems.Originally, your current financial situation really meant that you had "no choice but to succeed."

However, after venting like this, Tohsaka Rin finally calmed down.Anyway, Snow saw that Tohsaka Rin, who was in a state of ○|￣|_, should be calm...

"Gemstones, my gems, the gems I bought for 100 million after selling the antiques at home..."

Snow: "..."

Seeing his embarrassed Master, Snow couldn't help but reach out and clasp his forehead.Although after learning that his master was Tohsaka Rin, Snow had the basic consideration that this guy is very unreliable, but he didn't know and didn't want to think about it, how could this guy be so unreliable...

"Okay, at least I didn't use command spells casually like in the original work..."

After sighing helplessly, Snow looked at Rin Tosaka, who was still in a depressed state, put his hand under his mouth, and pretended to cough twice to show his presence.

"Cough cough~"

After hearing Snow's cough, Tohsaka Rin, who was lying on the ground wiping his tears, suddenly trembled all over, like a cat with exploded fur, and jumped up from where he was, but started to do it randomly. He managed his expression, patted the dust he had made on himself, looked at Snow with a calm face and said:

"Did I do anything just now?"

In front of Tosaka Rin, who was suppressing the shame in his heart, and his words were full of threats. Snow twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he wanted to laugh, he also wanted to take this opportunity to describe this treasure girl. Son, but looking at the girl in front of him, she looked like she was about to explode.Thinking of it, he shook his head honestly and said:
"No, nothing happened."

Hearing Snow's words, Tohsaka Rin's face looked better. Without saying a word, he walked to the side, closed his eyes, kept raising his arms up, and then pressed down, and took a deep breath...

Although he didn't get any extraordinary items from the audience channel, Snow could tell that Rin in front of him was currently undergoing self-hypnosis, so it was best not to disturb her.Otherwise, Snow really didn't doubt that this girl would use her only three command spells just to apologize to him.After all, this kind of operation seems to have appeared in the original work...

However, Tohsaka Rin did not let Snow wait long. She soon calmed down her mentality. Although the slight redness on her face still showed that she had not forgotten what happened before and was still a little shy, she was finally able to speak well. .

"As a Servant, you should know what the Holy Grail War is about. You don't need my introduction."

Snow naturally nodded slightly to show his understanding. He understood the Holy Grail War very well, and he would have to fight through it again at worst.It just so happened that Sinuo felt that his ferryman's key could be upgraded again. What if he accidentally generated authority?

As for the two Holy Grails in Snow's hand, just kidding, Jin Shining has a Cup of Uruk, what's wrong with Snow wanting two?One can hold the wine and the other can hold the food, right?
"Well, let's not talk about anything else. Let me confirm one thing first! You are undoubtedly the servant I summoned, right? So, what is your class? Are you a saber?"

Looking at Tohsaka Rin's expectant expression in front of him and sensing his job description, Snow shook his head helplessly.

"I'm sorry, although I really want to fulfill your wish, but unfortunately I am not. As for my profession, just think of me as an archer."

Hearing that Snow was not Saber, Tohsaka Rin's face showed an obvious look of disappointment. The small expression that could be used as an emoticon fully reflected the original leader's feeling of loss and lamentation at this time...

Seeing this situation, Snow didn't pay attention to her. She just let her be alone when she was disappointed. It would be fine by then. Being a warm man didn't match Snow's style of painting.

Reaching out to open his own panel, Snow nodded slightly as he looked at the properties on his panel.

Even though I had to put in so much effort to drag Snow down, I still have the basic attitude of wanting Snow to solve the problem. At least Snow's job placement is still good.

"Guardian~"

That's right, it's not "archer", but "Guardian", guardian or supervisor.

From the perspective of will, Snow seemed to have fallen directly. However, Snow was at a high altitude after all, and what really fell was Snow's will.

His current body is nothing more than the restraint that used the Holy Grail to pinch him.The strength depends on the attributes.

Don't tell me, Snow's attributes are really good.The attributes are all A, and the magic power is A++. As for the Noble Phantasm, Snow was given a Noble Phantasm similar to the Ferryman's Key, called the Black Key, an anti-realm Noble Phantasm, level ex.

Snow was also given an inherent barrier, and the level was also EX.

It can indeed be considered a generous salary.

"Let me see the achievements of sealing the evil in this world, and the extension of the supernatural power that governs the dream dimension."

"This B+ level beast king should have been created by controlling most of the animals in Fuyuki City, but does that count?"

"There is also this erudite who is proficient in all kinds of magic. This is imposed, I just read and learned the Matou family's magic books. If this is considered erudite, then eruditeness is too cheap."

"If you look at it this way, this panel seems to have been made by Caster, but my arrival has actually occupied Archer's position."

Speechless, Snow had to think about other possibilities.

"By the way, is it possible that this guy Snow did it? I cheated on myself, it does seem like something I would do."

Yes, while Snow was thinking, a voice sounded directly in his ear, interrupting his train of thought.

"Hey, hey, hey~, don't blame me for everything, okay?"

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