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"I guess you, mmp, are you right to have fun like this? rnm refund the money!!!"

Seeing Xiao Yiren disappearing, Snow shook his head with a headache.Originally, he thought that according to his plan, the difficulty of the entire Holy Grail War was not too high.

After all, as long as the golden sparkle is defeated, and with the help of Schrödinger's cat, the brush and the conquering king will naturally be easy to handle.Then whether Berserker is Lancelot or Hercules, or Siegfried comes out directly, Snow will have a way to solve it.

My king's problem is not big, even Mrs. Snow has the means to save him, and Hei Ni is just a little kiss.

Assassin Hassan, huh?Is there such a job agency in the Holy Grail War?No, otherwise why would the sense of presence be so low?
But who would have thought that there would be so many problems in actually implementing it.I had clearly calculated the summoning speed of the Command Spell, but the thing sped up inexplicably.Focusing on Kotomine Rimasa, the pigeons were picked up directly.

Is this reasonable? !This is not even a church, nor is it the magic workshop of another Master.

If it weren't for the impossibility, Snow would have doubted whether several other people knew about Snow's abilities in advance...

"Ugh……"

Snow took a long breath and rubbed his brows, but threw these troubles out of his mind. Then he tapped the wooden handrail with his fingers, called Schrödinger's cat, and then pulled it aside. The little eagle just went out.

No matter how troubled you are, you still have to have life.

As for making it yourself, forget it, just Snow’s cooking skills...

It just so happened that Sakura couldn't stay at home all the time, so she just happened to go out for a visit...

……

Of course, in order to prevent an old coin from using Sakura as a threat and threatening Snow to commit suicide, Snow put on some disguise for Sakura before going out.

Seeing the turbulent waves in front of her, the silent and shy purple-haired girl with bangs covering one eye, Snow nodded with satisfaction.

Although the loli is good, I can't swallow it. It's better now. Although I still can't swallow it, it's chubby and cute, isn't it?

This outing was actually just to take Sakura out for a walk. There was no gas explosion in Fuyuki City during the day. As long as Emiya Kiritsugu didn't take action, it was actually very safe.

In addition, the three Yu families have basically appeared, and Snow, the pseudo-caster, will not be able to hide for long. Even because of his previous life trajectory, even the identity of the Master may be revealed soon.

Instead of allowing those who think they are smart to make up their own minds and openly stand in their field of vision, it is better to avoid those conspiracies and tricks...

Fuyuki City is not big, even a bit small for them, or maybe it's because of the mutual attraction between the wife and husband. Snow didn't open the full map, and after walking a few steps, he saw a touch of gold in a burger restaurant. Dumao is stacking plates.

This so-called plate is naturally the family bucket.

Looking at the paper tubes piled up in the store, which were almost taller than the people in the store, Snow and Sakura outside the store, as well as the diners in the store, were all stunned.

If it weren't for the fact that short videos didn't exist in this era, there would probably be a large group of people using their mobile phones to start live broadcasting.

I started to observe the field of view, looked up and down, and found that Kuroshou Kiritsugu was not here, so there was no need to worry, so I just pulled Sakura, who was stunned, and walked directly into the store.

In the store, although my king was eating like crazy, the store owner didn't have any worries about not being able to supply the goods as described in those garbage novels. His face was wrinkled and he smiled like a chrysanthemum.

For a fast food restaurant, if it needs a good reputation, large quantity is enough. Let alone a person eating a week's turnover in one day, he would be willing to eat a month's turnover.

After all, being tired is the employee’s business, and it’s all during working hours. Do we still expect him to be paid overtime pay?At most, a voucher reward is enough, but no more.

"Welcome~"

Snow took Sakura into the store, then directly aimed at Saber and Artoria and walked over.

And Artoria's dull hair seemed to sense something. Although there was no air, it twitched a few times out of thin air, and then pointed at Snow like a compass.

Arturia also turned her head warily, but the big chicken leg stuffed in her mouth ruined the serious atmosphere.

Snow: "..."

After walking up and down, left, right, and left, Snow discovered that the stupid golden hair was really pointing at him, and he didn't want it on his forehead.A big question mark popped up.

"That's not right. Shouldn't the idiot king's idiot be reacting to the video? Why is he pointing at me?"

"Am I delicious?"

Of course, Artoria also obviously discovered the problem on the top of her head. She stretched out her hand to support the stupid shield on her head, causing the originally cheap stupid shield to return to its place immediately.

Seeing a set of operations, Snow was stunned for a moment.

Snow was very suspicious that this idiot definitely had a life of his own. He thought that if he could connect his career with this guy, he might have a different experience.

Of course, after this little episode, Snow didn't come forward in a familiar manner. He just sat at a table next to him and waved to the two beauties, and then sat down directly to order.

In response, Saber just looked at Snow warily for a while, then turned her head and gnawed on the chicken leg. The only thing she couldn't live up to was delicious food.

After waiting for the food to come up, looking at the French fries and fried chicken in front of her, Sakura looked at Snow timidly, with a hint of resistance in her eyes.He blushed and said silently:

"I want to eat my brother's cooking, it will shine..."

Seeing this, Snow also tilted his head in confusion.

"What the hell? When did I cook? It still glows?"

If Snow remembered correctly, he had seen Sakura eating burgers and fried chicken at Matou's house, otherwise he would not have brought her here.

After all, before this, Matou Kariya was responsible for the food of the Matou family. Since Snow hadn't cooked for so many years, he didn't pay much attention to it. Basically, it was enough to eat.

But looking at Sakura's current appearance, things seemed to be different from what he thought.

However, it was only then that Snow belatedly remembered that Matou Kariya had been gone all day. Snow also thought about defeating the Holy Grail War in one day. The last time Snow had dinner, it seemed that Xiao Yiren had thrown it to him. He didn't know how to do it. I didn’t eat it, so I went back and brought it to Sakura.

Suddenly Snow seemed to understand something, and he frowned and called in his heart.

Snow: "@马奕仁, did you send Sakura’s rice?··*"

Mao Yiren: "Hey, look who this is. Is this considered a discovery? I thought you would be kept in the dark your whole life. ←_←"

Although it was just text, Snow could see the obvious ridicule between the lines of the other party's words.It seemed like a cat was patting his face and shouting crazily.

"You're the only one who's called Snow, and you're the only one who's a parent like this..." Suddenly Snow felt a little embarrassed, but he soon came to his senses.I didn’t get too entangled in this issue, and when I remembered Sakura’s needs, I asked directly.

Snow: "How did you prepare the glowing dishes?"

Mao Yiren: "Why do you want to learn? I'll teach you. (=′ー`)"

Snow: "..."

Snow: "Okay, hurry up..."

……

For Xiao Yiren, it couldn't be easier to pass the magic through the air. After closing his eyes and recalling the abilities he had gained, Snow stretched out his hand and pinched a chicken leg.

The power of the dream latitude wrapped around this chicken leg, and strange forces intertwined on it.

After a while, Snow opened his eyes again. The chicken drumsticks in front of him had already bloomed with a faint luster. Although the light was not bright, it had a feeling of returning to simplicity and returning to nature...

Well, ingredients that have been processed.With Snow's current strength, he can do this, but it's almost enough...

And seeing Snow handling the ingredients with his own hands, making the chicken legs glow. Opposite Snow, Sakura, who was hidden as a high school student by illusion, her big purple eyes suddenly lit up. Although she was not lying, the meaning in her eyes was obvious - Hello, brother. sharp.

And the operation here undoubtedly once again aroused the stupid hair of a certain stupid king.

Seeing the golden retriever next door looking at this side eagerly while holding his hands non-stop, Snow almost burst into laughter even though he was used to managing his expressions.

Although there was not much communication during this lunch, it was quite enjoyable.

But before leaving, Snow felt the eager eyes of King Da Mao behind him, and he understood that my king still wanted to eat...

Although the Holy Grail War takes place throughout Fuyuki City, most of the Masters are too lazy to run, so the possibility of encountering a Servant or Master anywhere while walking on the street is not low.

For example, Alexander laughed in the wine area next to the food area when he was about to buy ingredients and go home to cook. Another example was Alexander who was ordered to buy red wine when he went out.

After leaving the mall, I saw Jin Shining in an e-sports room not far from the mall, throwing coins wildly at a group of little kids, and gaining the adoration of little kids with a look of contempt.

In fact, if we ignore the spirit and philosophy of this group of guys, this group of so-called followers are actually quite down-to-earth.

In contrast, the mental state of this group of residents in Fuyuki City is a little worrying.

"Have you heard? There was a gas explosion in the dock area last night."

"Wow~ It exploded again. Are there gas pipelines over there in the dock area? I didn't expect it. It's scary! It's scary! Fortunately, I didn't go there last night, otherwise I would have suffered."

"It's just, it's really scary. Fortunately, it didn't explode in the city. Otherwise, looking at the big crater in that area, many residential buildings would have been burned down."

"Gas explosion, really scary."

"Damn it, the explosions keep going like this. The gas company in Fuyuki City should be dragged out from top to bottom to commit seppuku!"

"Hahaha~ You are overthinking. The most you can do is bow and apologize and punish yourself with three cups of wine. How many times has Fukushima Gas Company apologized? Hasn't it closed down yet?"

"That's right, that bitch has apologized for the 17th time this year. When I passed by and saw him before, he was driving a luxury car and chatting and laughing with a priest. I @#% (extreme expletive)"

"Well, forget it, at least it didn't happen in the city this time, and at least no one is safe, so that's good..."

……

To be honest, after hearing these words while walking on the road, Lord Snow was a little suspicious of the mental state of these guys.

Looking at all of them wearing glasses and looking like polite scum, why do I feel like they all have no brains?

Of course, if everyone wanted to kill the gas company, Snow, the boss of the gas company, would agree, and if he was in a good mood, he might even give him some help.

Time soon came to night.

During the Holy Grail War, Fuyuki City during the day and Fuyuki City at night seemed to be divided into two completely different parts.

Under the bright moonlight, the brightly lit Fuyuki City looked a bit eerie. The harmonious atmosphere of the day was swept away at this moment, and a faint murderous aura gradually permeated the entire Fuyuki City.

No, just as Snow went out, a group of people came to the door...

"Come out and hide like that, who are you trying to fool?"

Snow raised his eyebrows slightly as he looked at the dozen or so assassins who were surrounding him. They were either male or female, old or young. They had completely different styles of wills and even mental immobility.

"Baimai Hassan? Oh, what do you want to do here? Do you want to fight?"

In response to Snow's inquiry, the various-looking Hassan people around him did not answer. They just laughed sinisterly and looked like they were in need of a beating. They had the temperament of a villain that they knew how to control.

That look really made Snow want to slap them hard on the face.

"Speaking of which, in the original book, these people should be thinking about how to beat Bluebeard when they have a headache."

"But I took that guy away early, which saved them a lot of effort."

"Then you come to trouble me, right?"

After thinking about it, Snow was really speechless as it turned out to be his turn.

Of course, Snow didn't worry about so many things. After all, these guys around him couldn't be everything Hassan looked like.Even if it is killed, it will only weaken the opponent's attribute magic power a little, and it cannot make a heroic spirit exit the field directly.

Moreover, these guys are so picky. If Snow is still an editor and has not yet learned how to be a cat, then of course he won’t say anything. Even if this heroic spirit turns around and runs away after Snow, but now...

About ten seconds later...

Looking at the disappearing phantom on the ground, Snow shook his head slightly, raised his feet and walked forward.

Originally, Snow was still worried about which guy to attack first. Should he deal with the most pitiful Director Ken and let him go first to avoid cuckoldry and the destruction of the whole family? Or should he deal with my king first and make the unstable Emiya Kiritsugu The guy was killed to prevent this guy from doing anything wrong again.Or you can go to Brother Wade and see the efficiency of performance improvement in other people's low-dimensional theaters.

But now it seems that I don’t have to choose. Let’s go to Tohsaka’s house first, take the blame for this life, and avenge Sakura.