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Homura Akatsuki is shy, really shy...

Xiao Meiyan has been staying in the hospital for a long time because of a bad heart. In one sentence, taking care of the hospital is describing her.As usual, Xiao Meiyan is also doing rehabilitation training in the rehabilitation center of the hospital today.

Xiao Meiyan herself has a shy personality. Although she was transferred here not long ago, with her memory, Xiao Meiyan found a time when there were almost no people, that is, the time when she met Fang Chan's agency and returned to the ward from the rehabilitation hospital. .

But who would have thought that a little brother whom she didn't know suddenly came today when no one was supposed to be here, so the introverted girl suddenly didn't know what to do, she just wanted to leave here and go back to the ward.

Because of her shyness, she lowered her head and wanted to sneak out the whole time, but she never thought that she didn't avoid it without saying anything, and actually bumped into the other party directly because she was too nervous.

"Xiao Meiyan, you are really stupid!"

"What are you doing, Xiaomeiyan!"

Xiao Meiyan roared wildly in her heart, she was really ashamed.She really wanted to have a secluded place in the ground, if she couldn't do it, a turtle shell would do, after all, escape is shameful but useful...

However, this is a girl's brainstorm after all. With a hint of sweet and sour in her throat, Xiao Meiyan still needs to calm down and face reality.

But after hearing that the name of the girl in front of her was actually Xiao Meiyan, Fang Chan's agent couldn't help being slightly stunned.

In the memory of Fang Chan's intermediary, Xiao Meiyan should be a beautiful girl with long black hair, a very sassy temperament, and no glasses, but look at the one in front of her with red glasses and braids. Although she is indeed very beautiful, But for a girl who obviously didn't fit the above characteristics, Fang Chan's agent couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"No, I remember Xiao Meiyan's standing painting is not long like this."

After looking up and down, Xiao Meiyan, whose face was still a little reddish, took a few glances. Fang Chan's agent still didn't dare to confirm, so he could only open his mouth, not sure, and said:

"flame?"

"Hi~"

Looking at the girl in front of her with a straight back after being called by her name, like a student whose name was called, Fang Chan's agent suddenly didn't know what to ask, so she could only change her words and change her tone. Put on some gentleness again and said:

"Homura, what a handsome name, can I call you that?"

"Handsome or something, does Fang Chansang really think so?"

"It's too foul to call someone's name when they meet for the first time..."

Looking at Xiao Meiyan, who turned into Steam Girl again, with her head lowered and bubbling bubbles, Fang Chan intermediary also smiled inexplicably.

"Happy, it's really too happy. It's so appropriate to see Lolita in distress, Sai Gao, you are a good iron duck."

Resisting the urge to raise the corners of her mouth, Fang Chan's agency also ignored the increasingly dense steam on the girl's head, and slowly put her hand on the girl's head.

"Also, you can just call me brother intermediary in the future, I always hope to have a cute sister like you..."

"Hey, but, cute or something..."

The steam above the head is getting denser and denser, Xiao Meiyan looks so shy that she is about to faint, Fang Chan's agent also knows that she can't do too much, and she almost quickly withdraws her palm, and at the same time As soon as he grabbed it, there was an extra card in his hand.

Gently stuffing the card into Xiao Meiyan's hand, who was already somewhat delirious, Fang Chan's intermediary just lifted his feet and left, leaving only a hearty laugh.

"Huh~, being with a cute girl like Homura, my depressed mood has been cleared away, sauce, thank you Xiaomei..."

"If you want to contact me, you can call this number, or come to Ward [-], I welcome you, Homura, to find me..."

By the time Xiao Meiyan came back to her senses, Fang Chan's agent had already disappeared from her sight.

As for this, Xiao Meiyan gripped the card in her hand, and the strength in her hand tightened and then loosened and tightened...

"Well, this is the first time someone praised her for being cute..."

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Back in his own ward, Fang Chan intermediary removed his dummy and lay down on his own bed again. He was no longer in a bad mood, but whistled happily.

Sure enough, cultivating lolita is the primary productive force, and the current Fangchan agency feels that he can beat millions of Kewpies.

Think about the current Xiao Meiyan, and then think about the black, long, straight and beautiful girl who did not know how much she has grown up in Lihui in her previous life. It's hard to even imagine.

And when he thought of the culprit who caused all this, Chubby was still swaying around outside, swaying around, Fang Chan's agency felt his body hardened, his fists hardened.

"Sure enough, Chubby is the source of all evil in this world."

"My Fangchan agent hereby swears an oath to fight to protect all the beauty of this world."

"Xiao Meiyan will be guarded by me..."

……

The days of reading articles in the hospital are relatively boring, and more than ten days have passed, and Fang Chan’s agency really didn’t know what to do. After all, if you don’t know the plot, even how to interfere with the plot is a big problem. .

That guy Chubby really can't be killed, he can't be killed cleanly, and the possibility of cleaning up the tragedy from the root cause is also impossible for Fang Cicada, but the biggest crisis in the plot, Witch's Night, can be done purely in terms of destructive power. It is said that it has been surpassed by Fang Chan's intermediary.

This kind of problem at this stage cannot be solved, but the feeling that the ultimate goal has been achieved, really makes Fang Chan's agency a little at a loss.

When life goals are lost, only loli can be cultivated, which can give Fang Chan some psychological comfort.

"Forget it, let's go out to play with Homura..."

With a snap of his fingers, an invisible huge property market suddenly stood up outside the hospital.

In the next moment, a thin golden thread stretched out like a golden snake, linking to the back of Fang Chan's intermediary's neck, and then Fang Chan's intermediary felt his consciousness rising rapidly as if taking an elevator.

The vision in front of him was blurred for a while, and when the reality in front of him was condensed, Fang Chan's intermediary had already appeared in a living room with a very high-end decoration.

That's right, Fang Chan's agency consciousness has entered the property market he summoned.

The huge real estate market is nothing but Fang Chan's substitute for the real estate agency.

Although Fang Chan's agency has been complaining that this is definitely the result of some unknowable guy's bad taste, but Fang Chan's agency is still very satisfied with his substitute ability.

Although the avatar had his own name the moment he appeared, Fang Chan's intermediary still preferred to call his avatar "Domination Theater" rather than a homophonic stalk of his own name.

It may be because of Fang Chan's many years of cultivation experience in the intermediary, his double's ability to cultivate is also quite strong.

There are a total of 99 rooms in Fang Chan's property market, and each room can be connected with a golden thread to choose a person as its own tenant.

However, unlike the group of "crowds" in Honkai III, Fangchan's intermediary can call it "Longquan Winery".

The mob of Thousand Lawrence is literally "the mob", a group of keyboard warriors who can't be beaten to death, and when they get together, they are completely unparalleled to mow the grass.

But Fang Chan's agency is different, what he gathers are all talents, crouching dragons and phoenixes.

Moreover, the top talents of these people will be shared with all the residents in the building. Ma De is definitely a different kind of anorectal doctor!It's easier to use than chat groups...

Of course, this kind of sharing must be limited, only the most top-notch ones are shared, and it is definitely impossible for those who have obtained other people's abilities to surpass others, but there is no doubt that this is also a bullish ability.

But bulls return to bulls, for Fang Chan's agency, the biggest use of this ability is another aspect...

Marriage room……

Ahem, it may be a bit straightforward to say this, and it may be a bit harsh, but now it should be a self-driving RV developed by Fang Chan's intermediary Lolita.

The building of the real estate agency will not be fixed in any one place. As long as the real estate agency calls, the building can appear anywhere in the world, and it can also call its own "tenants" anywhere.

This is very convenient.Akami Homura, who has heart disease, travels.

That's right, this awesome stand-in was still picked up by Fang Chan's intermediary, a 14-year-old junior high school student, a beast...

Xiao Yiren came back to arrest the newly added Kewbi in the hospital, and when he saw the operation of Fang Chan's agency, he commented:

"You're a fucking genius..."

"Where are you going to travel today? Should I go to the horror house or the video game city? Let's go to the video game city. Although Xiaomei Homura's heart has been cured, what if there are any sequelae that I don't know about..."

While muttering to himself, Fang Chan intermediary stretched out the tentacles of his power, intending to summon Xiao Meiyan to start traveling almost every day for the past ten days.

However, she was acting silently, but Fang Chan's agency frowned slightly.

Traveling at a fixed time once a day has almost become a habit for Fang Chan's agency for two consecutive weeks. There were no problems a dozen times before, but something seems wrong today...

"No response, are you asleep? But it shouldn't be..."

Frowning slightly, Fang Chan intermediary thought of a very bad possibility in his mind, he quickly stood up from his ward, and then walked towards Xiao Meiyan's ward.

"Damn it, nothing will go wrong?! I don't have the ability to reverse time yet!"

"Could it be that Chubby sees that I don't eat oil and salt and plans to hurt the people around me to force me to make a wish?!"

Thinking about the worst possibility in his heart, the figure of Fang Chan intermediary said silently, made a light and shadow and directly skipped a distance of [-] meters, skipped layers of walls, and came to Xiaomeiyan's ward.

But not surprisingly, the other party is not here...

"Damn it, can't something really go wrong?! The real estate agency didn't get a response. Damn it, what if something really happened to Xiao Meiyan? I'm going to take Chubby's skin off!"

Putting a black pot on Chubby's forehead fiercely, the intermediary Fang Chan also calmed down his mind, and quickly fell to the ground from the floating state, then his eyes were slightly closed, and the magic power spread from the soles of his feet to the surroundings , spread directly throughout the hospital, and then observed the situation in the hospital.

Fortunately, the situation is not as bad as Fang Chan's agency thought. There is no scene of a witch attacking the hospital. The magic power only extends for a few hundred meters. Fang Chan's agency found Xiaomei on a tall building outside the hospital. The breath of flame.

At this moment, the other party's aura was quite stable, and there was no damage on his body, which made Fang Chan's agency slightly relieved.

"It seems that Chubby can still live for a while..."

But at this time, Fang Chan's agent still had many doubts circling in his heart.

"Since you didn't get knocked out or something, why didn't you reply to my message?"

In an instant, Fang Chan's agency imagined another possibility, and the mood that had just fallen was raised again.

Fang Chan's intermediary remembered that Xiao Meiyan was a magical girl in the original book, and the magical girl in Magical Girl Madoka was essentially a corpse whose soul was stuffed into a soul crystal.

Could it be that the so-called soul crystal cut off the connection between the real estate agent and Xiao Meiyan?
Fang Chan's agency thinks carefully, it's not impossible.Suddenly he felt a little bad again...

"Sure enough, Chubby, the source of all evil, is better to go up and be a skewer..."

And just when Fang Chan's intermediary muttered softly and was about to turn his figure into light to understand Xiao Meiyan's situation face to face, a small pink and white beast, like a ghost, directly got in front of Fang Chan's intermediary and stopped him. way to go.

"Intermediary, it really hurts me to say that..."

Fang Chan's agent: "..."

Seeing a Kewpie suddenly appear in front of him, Fang Chan's intermediary was not polite, and directly grabbed its neck, um, it should be regarded as the position of the neck, so he raised it in front of him, and said fiercely:

"Yallo! Kewpie!"

"What the hell do you want to do, bastard?! What did you do to Akami Homura?!"

Facing Fang Chan's intermediary questioning, Qiubi showed an innocent expression.

"I didn't do anything. You can't wrong me as an intermediary. I'm here to deliver information to you..."

"Although I really want to talk to you about the old times, but if I go on like this, I'm afraid it's too late..."

Listening to Chubby's ramblings in front of him, he said no nonsense, but ended up talking nonsense, and Fang Chan's agency didn't give him face, so he became confused after being a big bully.

"Damn it, tell me the key points! Reduce your words to less than thirty characters..."

And Fang Chan's agency and Chubby, who is a big fight, don't talk nonsense. They looked pitiful, covered half of their red face, and said concisely:

"Xiao Meiyan suddenly lost her human characteristics, she seems to be confused by the witch..."

"Xiao Meiyan? Witch?!"

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