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"Why is there such a nasty feeling..."

All the way to the front of the avenue, the pig rushed forward, and the evil spirit of the speeding party was really high, but an ominous premonition suddenly rushed into his heart while driving, which made his whole car tremble slightly.

Probe around carefully, there is no problem in the front, the front, the left and the right, but when the speeding gangster looks behind him, a pair of eyes directly pierced the helmet on his head, and almost got into the back In the wave of cream.

At this moment, behind the evil spirit of the speeding party, a large milky white wave opened for several meters like the gluttonous mouth of a giant beast. The cream on the top was affected by the acceleration of gravity and its own viscosity and drooped like sharp fangs. He saw that it was a heart attack.

"Fuck, what the hell is this?!"

The cake version of the Armstrong spiral jet Armstrong cannon exploded with powerful power, and the cream seemed to be flying all over the sky without money.

In the next moment, the huge wave of cream crashed down like a piece of jade.

The terrifying mass hit the ground suddenly, like a meteorite falling to the ground, shaking the sky for a while, and the entire body of the Speeding Evil Spirit was directly flattened and rounded by the huge force like a toothpaste box under the waves.

And the tires of the Speeding Party Evil Spirit God Statue, which had run tens of thousands of kilometers at super speed and were still in good condition, exploded instantly under the violent force.

The anti-vibration force generated by the crushed tires directly caused the distorted and deformed Speeding Party evil spirits to spin and fly into the sky.

"Ahhh-"

The high-speed rotation caused the speeding party evil spirits to stare at gold stars. I don't know if it was gasoline or saliva, forming a spiral structure in the sky, and a pair of protruding eyes flicked in the sky.

Whether it is the cake "Xiao Yiren" or Stocking, you can clearly see the desperate eyes of the evil spirit of the speeding party, like a mouse about to drown in a cesspit.

Unlike the despair of the Speeding Party evil spirits, watching the Speeding Party evil spirits spinning out in the sky, the cake "Xiao Yiren" and Stocking below are in an unprecedentedly happy mood, just like wearing new underwear to welcome the morning of New Year's Day Just as refreshing.

However, although he was in a good mood, Stocking below did understand one problem, that is, if the evil spirits were not eliminated, then the harassment like just now would definitely not be less.

Therefore, in order to ensure that he can smoothly push the big cake beside him, Stocking exploded with his unprecedented potential, and the stockings in his hand came out instantly.

In the next moment, Stocking jumped up from the pink hummer under his feet at a speed that was faster and more steady than the stewardess serving fine wine and caviar to first-class passengers.

Stocking at this moment is as focused as ever before catching a fly ball over the pitcher.In Stocking's eyes at this moment, the high-speed spinning biker ghost is like a doll standing still in the air, posing no threat.

The double knives in his hands waved a dense light like a fishing net, and the rays of light flew away. In a breathless time, Stocking landed on the ground, looking like a master.

However, the speeding car that was still very arrogant before was broken into countless fist-sized metal fragments in an instant in the air, and then quickly landed, without the previous arrogance.

But even though it was cut into countless pieces, this thing still didn't die. It fell into the puddle of sticky cream after swirling down from the air, and its whole head was directly filled with cream. The bell rang soon and the examinee who was desperately trying to solve the exam questions had the same unlovable expression...

"No, I can't give up yet! I want to be faster and faster!!!"

The biker ghost with only a head left in the viscous cream struggled crazily. With all his remaining strength, he grew two short black palms on his neck, and used them to crazily pull Whipped cream around.At the same time, he stared firmly at the edge of the road.

This unprecedented drag racing between angels and evil spirits lasted for nearly two hours. During these two hours, the crazy racing had already kept them away from places where people gathered.

Rather than saying that the place they are on is a road, it is better to say that it is a viaduct built like a roller coaster that is obviously not needed.

As long as he can reach the edge of the road, as long as he can roll down from here to the next level of the road, and find a car at random, then he can continue to move forward faster and faster!
"As long as you get to that place! Nanuo let it go! Arnold, let's show love..."

But obviously, just like a certain blond Cleopatra, the biker ghost's escape was not smooth. When he managed to get the cream coverage, he grabbed the edge of the road and wanted to kill the passers-by immediately. However, a huge cake face was in front of him first.

Predicting the operation of the evil spirit of the speeding party, the cake "Xiao Yiren" put one hand on the edge of the road and fell vertically here. "There was also a cruel smile on his face.

"Sorry, this place is full."

At this moment, the biker gangster, as if he knew it was a bulldozer when he heard the sound of the engine, understood that his fate would be as terrible as an icicle stuck in his asshole.

And there is no doubt that his judgment was correct.

In the next moment, two thick chocolate arms suddenly pulled out from the body surface of the cake "Xiao Yiren", and rounded it with a firm punch, hitting the face of the evil spirit of the speeding party.

The cake "Xiao Yiren" at this moment is like a trained boxer. Ordinary people who encounter accidents are seen as seconds or even minutes in an instant in his eyes. Therefore, at this moment, the cake "Xiao Yiren" with one head and four arms The fist was shot precisely like a machine gun on the big black face of the biker gangster with one head and two arms.

In just one breath, the evil spirit of the Speeding Party was directly coaxed by Xiao Yiren into a ball of black meatloaf with teeth, and flew out backwards, and the miserable howling kept echoing in the air.

And listening to the screams of the evil spirits of the speeding party, looking at this guy with two arms and only two arms left, the cake "Xiao Yiren" is like you stepped on a banana peel and slipped and then hit the gold bar on the ground with your face and found it was fake Throw it out angrily, and then hit it like the old Pengci old man who blackmailed you before. It feels very satisfying. The whole cake is as refreshing as drinking a bottle of soda in the dog days.

However, the joy of the cake "Xiao Yiren" did not last too long, because he vented and climbed up the road again from the edge of the road. Afterwards, he did find that the direction in which the evil spirit of the speeding party flew out seemed a bit wrong.

This seems to have a tendency to fly off the road in the other direction...

At this time, although the evil spirit of the speeding car party did not speak, for some reason, a line of cake Xiao Yiren's spirituality first came out, helping him to make up for what would happen in the next moment.

"Hahaha, be fooled! This is my escape route..."

Cake "Xiao Yiren": "..."

Xiao Yiren from the outside world: "..."

……

Looking at the operations in the historical hole, Xiao Yiren didn't make complaints about it, nor did he make complaints about it, it just felt quite awkward anyway.

"By the way, the garter angel should be the work behind JOJO. It should be a normal thing to have a tribute in it..."

After taking a deep breath and giving himself an explanation, Xiao Yiren recovered from that weird and awkward feeling.

But then he looked at the viaduct road of "milk filled Jinshan" through the hole of history, and he was speechless for a while.

With this shape and this color, if you put it on Station B, you might not be able to pass the review if you don’t put a mosaic on it. Of course, if you put it in the style of an angel in suspenders, it’s really just right, and of course there’s Gintama next door...

……

After that, things are quite simple.

The flying car and other evil spirits did not fall from the edge of the road on the side of the cake "Xiao Yiren", but flew out of the edge of the road from the other side.

In the picture, Stocking tried to intercept, but he didn't kill the first and second arms after a horizontal cut, but just chopped off the lower two arms. The heads of the flying car and other evil spirits flew straight out, and then directly hit a crossing And passed the high-speed rail.

As for why there is a high-speed rail on the edge of the elevated road with a big roundabout in the middle of the nine bends and eighteen bends? !
Don't ask, it's the characteristic of Fallen Sky City...

After that, there will be the second life-and-death battle between the evil spirits of the speeding party and the cake "Xiao Yiren" and Stocking.

During the period, due to too much movement, Panty, who was playing poker with a fast man, was attracted, and the schedule was further expanded.

During this process, the spirituality of the cake "Xiao Yiren" was stimulated again and again, and the distortion of his body became more and more serious bit by bit.

Originally, the outline of a cake could still be seen as a whole, but at the end of the battle, it basically turned into a giant.

The original long tube-shaped body has gradually begun to manifest the shape of the body, limbs and facial features.

However, this evolution is a bit weird. As the distortion continues, the facial features of the cake "Xiao Yiren" are a bit like Xiao Yiren's current Amon, and the appearance of the body structure is also a bit like Xiao Yiren's mythical form.

Fortunately, his so-called "mythical form" distortion is only a slight similarity in the appearance visible to the naked eye. From the perspective of core and information volume, it is still only at the level of ordinary creatures. Xiao Yiren does not have to worry about the further spread of his own spiritual pollution. .

Xiao Yiren doesn't want to see the countless humans, demons, angels, and evil spirits who fall into the city of heaven one day, regardless of gender, gender, or race, suddenly put on a monocle and a triangular wizard hat, kneel down to him and call him his true self scene.

The picture was so beautiful that Xiao Yiren couldn't imagine it.

The field of vision returns to the historical hole.

There are one and only four camps among the garter angels, that is, humans, angels, evil spirits and demons.

The cake "Xiao Yiren" is neither a human angel nor a demon, so the very natural Panty and Stocking define it as an evil spirit.

But it was nothing at the beginning, after all, such things as evil spirits are too common, and there are not a few people who live normally with humans and have never had an attack.

Coupled with the desperate maintenance of Stocking, a sweet tooth party, it was indeed all right at first.

However, with the passage of time, things have undergone some uncontrollable changes.

Due to unknown reasons, originally because of the loss of external stimuli, the basic spiritual power was no longer stimulated, and the distortion of the relatively normal cake "Xiao Yiren" suddenly began to intensify.

Although it was originally huge, the volume that was still within the acceptable range of normal people suddenly expanded to a point that could not be ignored.

A huge cake nearly [-] meters high suddenly appeared in the city, and the commotion it caused was unimaginable.

Afterwards, the police, who were not aware of the actual situation, sent police cars and helicopters to attack the cake "Xiao Yiren" under the command of the demon mayor and the demon sisters who wanted to fish in troubled waters. There were even some demons from hell and The attack of the evil spirit force is called a menacing attack.

But the cake "Xiao Yiren" is just a baby who was born less than eight hours ago. Where has he seen such a scene?
Then naturally it is the popular King Kong Theater...

After reading the ins and outs of the matter, Xiao Yiren touched his chin, and compared the historical time with his own time.

Xiao Yiren suddenly discovered that the time when the cake "Xiao Yiren" in history suddenly deformed seemed to coincide with the time when he woke up and regained his spirituality.

In other words, when Xiao Yiren withdrew his spirituality, he stimulated the spiritual sparks that were dormant outside, and then caused the distortion of the cake "Xiao Yiren", resulting in the current scene.

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"So, you will be like them, abandon me? Will you..."

"Made, all the feelings are my fault."

Looking at the cake "Xiao Yiren" who is holding the gothic angel girl Stocking with the appearance of a pure love God of War scratching a helicopter hundreds of miles away, and thinking about "nothing" after coming to the Lifan world, Xiao Yiren feels like a baby pain.

"By the way, is there something wrong with the theme after I came here? Why does the wool become like this?"

Of course, after some thinking, Xiao Yiren's future vision can still see the cake "Xiao Yiren". Not long after that, the boiling spirituality from Xiao Yiren burns out and loses, and it hurts even more...

I fell asleep right away, what is this all about?This is still an extraordinary world, and it is an ordinary time. Does that mean that I will die immediately after I sleep...

Of course, complaining is all about complaining, the spirituality that you radiate is still a part of yourself after all, Xiao Yiren certainly can't do nothing to watch this guy being swindled by calculations, so looking at the demon mayor and demon sisters who are arrogant in the police confrontation, Xiao Yiren's face There was also an inexplicable smile on his face.

"Later, this book world has been around for so long, and it's time to do some things that should be in the book."

"Then let's start with you..."