Yiren's non-human chat group

The golden sun is shining all over the earth, and the pure and simple town of Fallen Heaven finally ushered in his bright morning. Feeling the warm sun coming from the window, lying on the [-] square meters of a large villa covered with colorful white feathers Xiao Yiren on the big bed slowly opened his seven diamond-like eyes, and many dense smiles appeared on his knife-sharpened face.

The teeth, which were carved like suet white jade, reflected an incomparable luster under the sunlight.

"Ah, the long-lost morning..."

He stretched vigorously with his eight arms that seemed to be forged by King Kong, and touched his perfect abdominal muscles of sixteen times eight with his remaining sixteen wings full of indescribable feathers. with a sigh...

"It's been a long time since I slept like this normally, it's really comfortable..."

Stretching out four wings and eight arms to touch his head, Xiao Yiren finally recovered from his dazed state, he felt that something was wrong.

"Hey, let me go, how did the mythical creature form open? Fuck, I bought a new house."

Seeing that he received his own infection and gradually developed in an indescribable direction, growing houses and furniture with colorful black scales and colorful white feathers, Xiao Yiren quickly snapped his fingers and used miraculous power to take back what he unintentionally sent out. spirituality, and patted his chest with some lingering fear.

Fortunately, the spirituality he exudes this time is not too much, and he has not even developed this small room of less than [-] square meters, otherwise it would be really difficult for Xiao Yiren to end up.

After all, in an extraordinary world, once the pollution spreads, the effort to reverse it is several times or even dozens of times that of the ordinary world. Although there is no reason why it cannot be done for Xiao Yiren, but if Coke can not be sprinkled, who would want to do it? Go get a mop to clean it up.

Although the power of miracles is very miraculous, in order to ensure nothing goes wrong, Xiao Yiren still unfolded his spirituality and formed a small spiritual world within a thousand miles to prevent mosquitoes, rats and ants infected by his spirituality from harming the world. .

However, don’t tell me that some things are very similar to Schrödinger’s cat. The probability of its occurrence is in a superposition state of occurrence and non-occurrence, but when you observe it, it will inevitably collapse to what you don’t want to happen. On the one hand, for example, if you choose one of the two multiple-choice questions, you must choose the wrong one.

Xiao Yiren is now facing such a situation.

Seeing the purple-haired Gothic girl with red eyes and red hearts climbing on top of a tall building hundreds of miles away, she raised her paws and frantically scratched the surrounding helicopters with a ferocious expression on her face. Under the chocolate bar, there is a high-speed rail that you can taste. Wearing a huge gold-leaf chocolate monocle and a fondant triangular hat, it looks like a cake animation version of Amon's super-large cake. Xiao Yiren's complexion Weird, I don't know what kind of expression to show to describe my current mood.

"Where did this Amon King Kong literature come from?!"

Of course, complaints belong to complaints, but the obvious and invisible features of this cake did directly let Xiao Yiren know the source of the remaining spirituality on this cake.

The Gou Sanjia who currently holds the Transcendent Path in Xiao Yiren's body to reach a high-sequence.

Among them, the apprentice sequence is the most suitable, so Xiao Yiren uses it the most freely. The Seer sequence is the weakest, and he is still stuck in the performance of the second sequence of miracle masters.

And the last thief sequence is the most disobedient.

After all, this thing was given by Amon's "selfless" kindness. Xiao Yiren logged in almost as soon as he logged in and gave it away, without spending any time or energy at all.

Things that are obtained for nothing always have side effects, and sometimes the leakage of spirituality is the most useless and harmful side effect. After all, it is not Xiao Yiren himself who suffers.

"Oh, really, this thing probably has to wait until when the thief sequence is raised to sequence zero before it can be fully controlled, and I don't know that it will have to wait until the year of the monkey..."

"But it's about the same. You can't ask too much for things you get for free..."

Although he was able to take back the spirituality left on the cake that he didn't finish eating last night directly thousands of miles away, the curiosity in his heart still defeated his fear of trouble. The pupils in Xiao Yiren's eyes changed slightly, and the part of his sleep Everything that happened in time was reflected in Xiao Yiren's eyes through the hole of history.

First of all, the first time Xiao Yiren saw the abnormal change was an hour after he went to sleep, which was about one o'clock in the morning.

The abnormality centered on Xiao Yiren's body and spread to the surroundings.

First of all, the bed under Xiao Yiren, Bai Jing's bed, under the influence of Xiao Yiren's spirituality, he quickly grew red hair, and then the red hair quickly spread to the surroundings, and soon spread to the entire room.

Two hours after Xiao Yiren went to sleep, the red hair that was originally formed was further changed under the infestation of the diamond shape. The originally red area gradually began to appear in other colors, and the whole room seemed to be covered with a rainbow.

The time came to the second and a half hours after Xiao Yiren went to bed, Xiao Yiren's bed, pillows, bedside lamps, trash cans, room doors, and snacks in the room all began to come to life one after another.

However, these guys are still relatively safe, although they were just born with their teeth and claws open, like a group of rebellious lone wolves, baring their teeth at each other, but when they felt the breath of Xiao Yiren, they all started to worship directly by coincidence, All of them didn't dare to move, as if they had returned to the appearance of dead objects.

Only one cake seemed to have awakened some kind of strange attribute, bowed and kowtowed to Xiao Yiren for a while, and then jumped out of the door directly in time and space.

In the third hour after Xiao Yiren fell asleep, Xiao Yiren's mythological form unconsciously unfolded along with the diffusion of spirituality. The mythical form sent out a terrifying amount of information, which instantly loosened the spirituality of all the life-giving substances in the house, allowing the room to regenerate. Returning to the silence at the beginning, the colorful feathers floating in the room also became polarized with a stronger spiritual impact.In the end, some of them became colorful black scales, and some of them became colorful white feathers...

"So that's the case. No wonder this spiritual diffusion didn't have much impact. It turns out that the mythological form unconsciously wiped out those things that could have a huge impact..."

Knowing everything that happened in his room, Xiao Yiren also shifted his gaze to the cake "Amon" or the cake "Xiao Yiren", let's call him the cake "Xiao Yiren" for now.

At 02:30 in the morning, the cake "Xiao Yiren" walked out of Xiao Yiren's villa covering an area of ​​[-] square meters, headed for the urban area, and then...

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow~ (Hahahaha, stupid human beings, since I'm here, I'm going to check the bed, so this place belongs to me to rule!)"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie ~ (Hand over your wealth, status, and women! This is all for my supreme self...)"

Call ~
The cool wind blew gently, and the tumbleweeds that came from nowhere passed by leisurely. Looking at the big cake dancing on the sidewalk and making strange noises, passers-by couldn't help but cast their curious eyes.

There were even some passers-by who kept pointing and whispering to each other and asked which cake shop this advertisement was for?

Don't ask why there are so many people on the street at three o'clock in the morning. Asking is the characteristic of Fallen City, and there is no need to explain it to outsiders.

As for why the cake "Xiao Yiren" stood on the sidewalk?Just kidding, which idiot would stand directly in the middle of the road?It hurts to be hit by a car...

Looking at the reactions of the people around him, the cake "Xiao Yiren", whose IQ is not considered high, was only enlightened by the initial spiritual infection of Xiao Yiren, and touched the fondant triangular hat on his head with some doubts. There was a trace of clear stupidity in Kazilan's big eyes, as if she didn't understand the current situation.

"Hey, I'm fierce, okay? Aren't you afraid of me?"

But just when he was a little confused, a huge engine roar interrupted his thoughts.

Before he could turn his head to look at a car with a full body color scheme, the racing car that looked like it was on fire ran straight along the spacious sidewalk, knocking over countless pedestrians, and crashed directly into the body of the cake "Xiao Yiren".

Cake "Xiao Yiren": "???"

"Ha ha ha!"

Looking at the head of "Galan" protruding from the hood in front of him and touching his own face, being hit on the hood, the cake "Xiao Yiren" with the cream and syrup on his body sticking to the hood is full of face Confused, not knowing what happened.

But the speeding party ghost on the opposite side didn't care whether the cake "Xiao Yiren" was in a daze or not, opened his mouth full of fangs and howled directly at him:

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"My dad is Li Gang! No one can catch up to me!! Hahaha——"

And behind this biker ghost, there are densely packed police cars honking their horns crazily, and their red and blue police lights illuminate the entire sky.

"The Ghost in front listens and stops quickly, or we will empty the magazine!"

Regarding the threat of the police car behind, the speeding gang demon obviously didn't care at all, and turned his head directly. Others taunted the police behind loudly:
"Hahaha~ you guys are slow, the turtle still wants to catch up with me! Don't underestimate brother, brother is a legend..."

While taunting the gas pedal under his feet, he was directly stepped into the fuel tank. He had reached a limit speed before rising to another peak.

All of a sudden, the police car that was barely able to chase behind was thrown away tens of meters. Even if those policemen wanted to empty their magazines at this distance, they might not be able to hit this guy...

"Wow, it's cool, it's cool, it's really a pair of super-riding horses. As expected, this uncle is the fastest."

It seems to understand this truth. The evil spirit of the Speeding Party is also roaring wildly at the sky at this time. It really looks like a peacock that has successfully courted a mate.

However, when the villain is most proud, it is often the time for the protagonist to appear.

And the time is right now...

Just when the evil spirit of the speeding party was howling in the sky, suddenly a pink Hummer suddenly fell from the sky and hit the left side of the evil spirit of the speeding party firmly, clamping him against the guardrail of the road .

The huge friction on both sides produced violent sparks on both sides of the speeding party evil spirit, and the speed of the original hurricane also decreased a lot.

Feeling that his speed had slowed down, the Speeding Party Evil Dang couldn't sit still any longer, and turned around to yell at the purple-haired goth girl driving in the pink Hummer next to him.

"Wow! Konuo's tooth leaks! Get the hell out of here! Don't hinder me from racing!"

As for this, Stocking, who was sitting in the middle of his car See Through, had a gloomy face, a pair of blue eyes fixed on the cake sticking to the hood of the Biker Evil Spirit, and his silver teeth kept rubbing against each other, making a crunching sound. crunching sound.

"Quotations Sonny! (Unforgivable~)"

"Nani?"

The words in Stocking's mouth almost popped out between the teeth, and coupled with the high speed and strong wind, the biker ghost couldn't hear what she was saying at all.

However, it doesn't affect Stocking's emotional outburst whether he can hear it or not. Looking at the speeding ghost who stretched out his head and frantically showed his sense of superiority and presence in front of him, Stocking leaned on the steering wheel with one hand and Grabbing his angel weapon directly, Stripe, who turned into stockings, slashed at the evil spirit of the speeding gang!
"Wasting the scum of dessert is absolutely unforgivable!!!"

Looking at the angelic soldier who was almost close to his face, the evil spirit of the speeding party was a frightened ghost. With a sharp hit of the accelerator, he took advantage of the gap between Stocking's one-handed driving and sprinted out, avoiding it very dangerously. Stocking's angry blow also escaped the predicament of being pinched between Stocking's pink hummer and the railing.

Dodging Stocking's angry blow and successfully letting the other party inhale the exhaust of his car, the speeding gangster suddenly felt that he was doing well again, and he pulled his neck directly, and pulled his head directly from the hood to the car At the position of the taillights, he opened his mouth and laughed loudly at Stocking behind him:
"Do you want to compare your speed with me? Little cat, I wish for it."

This means stepping on the accelerator again, the speed of the car increased for a while, and when the smoke and dust flew up, the distance between him and Stocking was once again a few meters.

"Do you want to escape! But that is absolutely impossible!"

Seeing that the opponent was speeding up again, Stocking was not to be outdone, he stepped on the gas pedal fiercely, almost stepping on the gas pedal into the fuel tank, but also tightly biting the left side of the speeding gangster, as if he wanted to carry on the race to the end, Don't approve this waste of dessert, it's the evil spirit's promise to never give up.

For this, the cake "Xiao Yiren", who is still attached to the hood and keeps in close contact with various pedestrians and vehicles on the back, expressed his anger...

Looking up at the crazy provocative, crazy-sized round head in front of him, the few brain cells in the brain of the cake "Xiao Yiren" flickered wildly, and a little bit of red apple jam was quickly covered with white cream on the surface. In nature, the more colorful the more Dangerous, and at this moment, the dangerous signals on the cake "Xiao Yiren" are constantly bursting out.

"You want to go racing after messing with the abbot?! Kill me!!!" (End of this chapter)