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"Sure enough, a bastard is still a bastard no matter where he goes or what he goes through!"

After hearing what Akizuki Takasan had done, Ellie's panicky mood immediately calmed down.She glanced at the peaked cap she was holding in her hand, and immediately threw it aside with disgust on her face.

At the same time, as if something dirty was on his hands, he shook his hands in displeasure, as if he wanted to stick his body, and every atom about Qiuyue Xiaosan was thrown away.

And like this, Ai Li didn't seem to be very relieved, while throwing her hands, Ai Li directly stepped heavily on Qiuyue Xiaosan's face that was deformed by Xiao Yiren's slap and slap.

Although Ellie is very light in weight, and belongs to the kind of body that is delicate and soft and easy to push down, the cartilage of the bridge of the nose is not a strong thing. When she stepped down, the bridge of the nose of Akizuki Takasan was broken immediately. The blood gushed out of the hole directly under the pressure, stuck to Ellie's boots, and spread around under the pressure, forming a bloody tattoo in the shape of shoe prints directly above Akizuki Takazo's face.

"Huh~, how disgusting..."

Lifting her feet and taking a look, she saw that the soles of her shoes were slightly stained with red, Ellie suddenly showed a disgusted expression, and kicked Qiuyue Xiaosan twice again, as if she wanted to use this method to remove the dirt on the soles of her feet...

Looking at Qiuyue Xiaosan in this state, Xiao Yiren shook his head slightly, and stretched out his hand to stop Ai Li.

"Okay, don't reward him anymore, anyway, I will modify everything here later, and he won't remember anything that happened here."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Ellie stopped her movements, but she still crushed the soles of her shoes that had stepped on Qiuyue Xiaosan's face, and then raised her head and asked Xiao Yiren:
"Oh, then how do you plan to change? Like helping me realize my wish, do these things directly in him and kill him?"

Ellie herself is very repulsive about killing people, but it would be different if it was Akizuki Takasan.

If Ellie just looked at this beast as a dislike before, then after seeing what this guy did, Ellie could only say that she stepped on the brakes!Push it hard! ! !
As for this, Xiao Yiren nodded slightly.

"That's right, but it doesn't have to be so troublesome, just let the truck speed up."

"The large alien teleporter will take him to where he should be."

Saying that, Xiao Yiren raised his hand again, ready to snap his fingers.

However, during this period, Ai Li quickly stretched out her arms to embrace Xiao Yiren's outstretched arms, and said very worriedly:

"What about the pocket watch? If Chizuki Xiaosan died, wouldn't it be someone else who picked up the pocket watch? Then it would still be troublesome."

"Just kidding, do you want to take back what is in my hands? Don't worry, I can think of anything you can think of, so just leave it to me."

Speaking of which, Xiao Yiren withdrew his palm held in Ellie's arms, rubbed his hands slightly to feel the temperature on his fingers, then showed a faint smile, and gently touched Ellie's soft blond hair .

"Then this is the moment to witness a miracle—"

.......
It is still the familiar white light, but this time the white light is so warm and soft to Ellie, like the first sunshine in spring, shining through thousands of mountains and rivers...

When Ellie opened her eyes again, what she saw was the gentle smiles of her mother and sister, as well as the familiar delicacies on the table.

Everything before was easy to think about, it was just a hallucination in her hysteria, everything was just a fake, just Xinsu...

But after Ellie was stunned for a moment, she turned her head slightly and looked out of the window through the glass in the room, only to see a magician wearing a monocle smiling and waving at her.

But when Ellie realized it and subconsciously prepared to wave her hand to respond, she did find someone outside the window~ The leaves fluttered in the air under the influence of the breeze, like a dancing butterfly, sending away Ellie's wonderful adventure today , and sent away Xiao Yiren who was in a good mood outside the door...

……

Putting on his triangular magic hat again, Xiao Yiren helped his monocle, then looked up at the sky, and stretched slightly.

"So what should we do next? How about going to the tram here? The neon tram seems to be a well-known scenic spot."

Holding his chin, Xiao Yiren silently talked to himself while walking on the sidewalk.

However, thinking of the possible large-scale import scene at that time, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt a chill in the flesh-colored scene.

"Forget it, it's not the story of the tauren falling into evil anyway, and this kind of tram incident has been repeatedly banned in this ghost place, so I'd better not get involved."

Eyes flickered slightly, Xiao Yiren waved his palm, and immediately the traveler's portal appeared directly in front of Xiao Yiren.

"I've been in modern society for several days, let's go to a magical world now..."

"Let's go, let's go to another world."

……

Stepping through the portal, looking up at the world that seemed a bit out of place, Xiao Yiren scratched his head in confusion.

"No, according to my perception, this is indeed a magical world? Why are there still high-rise buildings? And there seems to be something wrong with the painting style of these high-rise buildings."

Looking at this strange city where there are many high-rise buildings, but one after another is separated from each other, like one big box after another spliced ​​on the table, Xiao Yiren couldn't help stretching out his hand to lift the brim of his hat, and scratched his hair.

"It always feels a bit unserious here."

Of course, if you are not serious, you are not serious, but since you are here, Xiao Yiren has no plans to change to another world. After all, whether you are doing it somewhere or not, this dishonest world may bring some surprises to Xiao Yiren.

"By the way, I'm not coming to a fandom world this time, is it? One Punch Man? Buying tornado stocks at a high price?"

"Or my Renchen Academy or something..."

Because there are too many stocks in the brain, it is too troublesome to confirm one by one, Xiao Yiren finally gave up this inefficient way of thinking, and turned his head to look at the rustling crowd around him.

Xiao Yiren doesn't know how to evaluate this group of people. Anyway, all kinds of hair colors are available, but unlike the general Two-dimensional or so, passers-by are also handsome guys and beautiful women who are top of each other. Xiao Yiren can also clearly stand out from the crowd. Distinguish the difference in color value.

The tall, short, fat and thin looks are very distinctive, and they are a bit like the style of American comics.

But just when Xiao Yiren kept scanning his surroundings, observing the surrounding environment, and wanted to use his ingenuity to judge where he was, a gust of wind suddenly interrupted his operation.

This gust of breeze, with a little scent of perfume, bypassed the tip of Xiao Yiren's nose, making him involuntarily cast his gaze there.

Then Xiao Yiren saw a pervert lifting up another girl's skirt...

"Oh~, Yada~"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"There is indeed something wrong with the painting style of this city..."

Although Xiao Yiren felt weird, but because neither the passers-by nor the girl whose skirt was lifted had no other reaction, Xiao Yiren could only withdraw his gaze and walked away silently.

But within a few steps, something unexpected happened to Xiao Yiren...

A thick arm lay directly across Xiao Yiren's path, blocking his progress.

Xiao Yiren raised his head suspiciously, and then Xiao Yiren saw a very feminine man standing in front of him.

The reason why she is said to be very feminine is because the other party is wearing a brightly colored skirt, her hair is fancy, and her makeup is like wearing a mask. She doesn't look like a man no matter what. Of course, looking at his face full of fleshy muscles It doesn't look like a woman no matter what...

And the reason why he is said to be male is because this guy’s genes are still XY, but half of the curse has been removed, the lonely hero is online, and Xiao Yiren’s inspiration also saw that this guy seems to have made an appointment for a complete excision...

Considering that he might have come to the world of American manga series, Xiao Yiren pondered for a while before opening his mouth with some uncertainty:

"This lady, I don't know..."

However, Xiao Yiren hadn't finished speaking yet, the thick voice on the other side forced Xiao Yiren to swallow the second half of his sentence.

"Who gave you the right to assume my gender?!"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Although it was a bit disgusting, it was not in line with Xiao Yiren's original intention to kill people when he first came here, so he still maintained that smiling expression, retracted his previous words, and continued to speak.

"Then this gentleman..."

"Who stipulates that gender can only be male or female?! You are blatantly discriminatory!"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"And you just secretly photographed me, didn't you?"

Xiao Yiren: "???"

"Stop lying, I've been staring at you for 10 minutes! You've been sneaking around all the way, don't you really think that no one can see your criminal intentions?"

Xiao Yiren: "...(⊙_⊙;)..."

"30 seconds ago, your eyes looked at me for [-] milliseconds! And at that time, your monocle was reflecting light! Who wears a monocle these days? Yours must be a small camera!"

Xiao Yiren: "(U◇U◎)"

The more I listened, the more something went wrong, and Xiao Yiren finally came to his senses when he heard this, what the hell is this? !It's all such a mess, and even Xiao Yiren can't help but blurt out a dirty word even if he has self-restraint.

"Hey, no, what are you talking about?"

However, in terms of his ability to quarrel, he was basically an NPC with only a few words. Xiao Yiren, who hadn't quarreled with anyone for many years, couldn't gain the upper hand, and Xiao Yiren couldn't continue speaking with a single sentence from the other side.

"You have such a loud voice, you really have a guilty conscience! You hateful sexist man!!"

Xiao Yiren: "(_(▲)_)"

"Okay! Then I will keep my voice down."

"The voice is so low, you really have a guilty conscience! You hateful sexist man!"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Mad, how old is it? !How many years has Xiao Yiren not been disgusted like this? !I don't know, but at this moment Xiao Yiren slowly regained his composure.People can be angry because of a person, but not because of a mistake.

After all, who would be angry with the civil dust flying all over the sky?

However, Xiao Yiren's mood calmed down, but the guy on the opposite side really wanted to be reluctant.

"Why don't you talk? It's a guilty conscience."

"And why do you keep staring at me? Are you looking at me for adultery?! You hateful man, the scum of society! At first glance, you are the kind of person who abuses cats and dogs, is racist, and sexist! I must Post you online! Now I'm going to order roasted duck rice, if I don't deduct you from my insurance research institute, I will definitely not give up!"

Speaking of this man across the street?female?Plastic bag?Forget it, who cares, anyway, the erect ape opposite directly took out his mobile phone and turned on his live broadcast.

"Who knows, my family, today I'm on the road—"

"what----"

Looking at the upright ape whose body was ignited with pure flames and evaporated into a cloud of black mist within [-] milliseconds, Xiao Yiren's eyes were very calm, as if he lit a plastic bag with a lighter, without any other reaction, directly It is to resume the previous pace and continue to move forward...

Xiao Yiren snapped his fingers lightly while walking, and a newspaper in the hands of a passerby a hundred meters away appeared in his hand.

Not paying any attention to the ignorant yelling of the passerby, Xiao Yiren held the newspaper in front of him and began to read it.

"Made, why is it possible to meet such a precious thing in a world that is written in a book? It's really unlucky..."

Of course, although the thing just now is very well concealed, Xiao Yiren can still see the true identity of that thing very clearly.

The guy who has been blocking Xiao Yiren's chatter just now is not a person, but an evil spirit.

According to the historical retrospective in Xiao Yiren's career, we can clearly see the process of the birth of this evil spirit.

The predecessor of this evil spirit is a transgenderist with three fathers, two male mothers and one female mother, vegetarianism, people of color, wildlife protectionism, gynecological diseases, drainpipe inflammation, and a cancerous meatball .

It was invincible because it was smashed to death by cat feces that fell from the sky one day, and then the resentment gathered into the current evil spirit, so it's fucking outrageous.

However, although outrageous and unlucky, this can be regarded as further reducing the scope of screening for Xiao Yiren.

Xiao Yiren is sure that if he has read such a book about magical cities, he will be deeply impressed!
But as soon as he lifted the newspaper in his hand, Xiao Yiren saw a few bold characters on it, and suddenly he seemed to understand something, and suddenly raised his head.

"I'm a big fool, damn, I actually came to this ghost place."

As soon as the words fell, a huge black shadow submerged Xiao Yiren's entire figure, which is not entirely correct, because the black shadow was too big, and it was far more than Xiao Yiren who was drowned by him, the sunshine of the whole street They were all covered by a huge black shadow.

But the matter was far from over, and accompanied by the huge shadow came a horrible stench of "horrible misery" and "shocking heaven and earth weeping ghosts and gods".

Almost instantly, Xiao Yiren's expression changed.

Mad, can you imagine a mountain of poop standing up and roaring at you with its arms outstretched?It was hard for Xiao Yiren to imagine before, after all, it was a bit outrageous, no matter how many miraculous ecology he had seen, he had seen mountains of corpses and seas of blood, he never imagined that he would face such things one day...

Slightly let go of his hand, let the newspaper in his hand fly to the sky with the gust of dung, Xiao Yiren's twitching mouth finally popped out a few large characters...

"Welcome to Fallen City..."