Yiren's non-human chat group

"Ahem, what did you say?"

Teresa's voice just now was really loud, almost instantly because of the scum-like eyes of the passers-by who came around. It could be Xiao Yiren next to him.

Regarding this, Xiao Yiren was really guilty, because don't tell me, Xiao Yiren's heart was indeed moved in the moment just now.

But looking at Teresa's figure, and seeing her innocent smile like Keli, Xiao Yiren almost didn't slap himself directly.

Although Xiao Yiren did have such evil thoughts at certain moments, it is one thing to have evil intentions, another thing to dare to do them, and another thing to announce them loudly on the street.

"People can't, at least they should try, ah bah, at least they shouldn't..."

Do you think Xiao Yiren is lustful?Not necessarily, after all, regardless of how many Xiao Yirens in the group are talking nonsense, a nasty joke can come out from time to time.

But after careful calculation, there are really few people who really have a partner, and even none of them pursue it by themselves.

There was never a shortage of Yingying and Yanyan around, but they all behaved like Liu Xiahui, and they didn't look lustful no matter what.

Even if you only talk about Xiao Yiren himself, and don't talk about the guys in the group, Xiao Yiren is definitely not lustful.

There are so many beauties in Yuanshen Chaoshen, except for Xiao Yiren who adopted a little zombie Qiqi and took risks with Ying at the same time, he didn't even flirt with a single girl. Even Xiao Yiren himself felt that he was abnormal, how could he be considered lustful.

However, lust and beauty are two completely different things, and "moving the index finger" does not necessarily mean that the heart is really moving.

In terms of general rationality, from Xiao Yiren's biological knowledge that has surpassed the 21st world for hundreds of thousands of years, Xiao Yiren can judge after calming down that his "index finger movement" is due to seeing cute, beautiful, and beautiful things in the world. Wind fluctuations drive the body's hormone secretion to regulate the body's condition, and finally feed back to the wind of a thousand worlds to form a phenomenon similar to heartbeat.

Although there are some reasons for Xiao Yiren's own thoughts, a bigger part is because of the magnified feedback of this body...

"That's right, I have no problem, the problem is this world..."

After the reflection was over and he was sure that he was fine, Xiao Yiren coughed lightly, not paying attention to the strange eyes and whispers of the people around him, just like a teacher who builds morality and cultivates people, he spoke to Teresa with a serious face and a sincere heart road:

"Marriage is a very important thing in a person's life. It is not something that is decided casually. It represents the lifelong companionship of those who love each other..."

Xiao Yiren's long speech convinced many people, at least the passers-by around him looked at him with a lot of kindness, of course, many people sighed and shook their heads, but in general people are very kind, and they don't just walk away silently about fairy tales, No sound was broken.

It's just that Xiao Yiren's words didn't convince Teresa, the astonishing words were still one sentence after another.

"But didn't you already give me a ring? Didn't you say it was a sign of marriage?"

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Looking at Teresa who stretched out her hand in front of her, revealing the purple Honkai ring on her finger, Xiao Yiren fell into a temporary silence.

"Where does this thing have something to do with the ring? It's not too purple, it's very unsuitable to wear it on your hand, okay?"

"No, no, no, this is not the end, why are you wearing this thing on your ring finger?"

"this one?"

Looking at her white palm with the purple "ring", Teresa tilted her head, and said without any unnaturalness:

"What's the problem? Those people in my sister's TV series wear it like this..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"It seems that Karen really needs to clean up..."

Nodding his head, Xiao Yiren didn't get too entangled in this issue, and pulled Teresa to leave.

But Teresa held Xiao Yiren's hand stubbornly, but this time her attention was not on the gold shop, but on the bridal dress shop next to the gold shop.

"Then, Xiao Yiren, what is this? It's so beautiful..."

"This? A wedding dress?"

Glancing at the white wedding dress, Xiao Yiren was a little speechless, why are these two shops together?

However, Xiao Yiren didn't care about it, on the contrary, he was a little interested.

After all, he still remembered that Yuexia Chuyong also had a flower wedding suit, which seemed to be called Huashang Yuesha, this little guy's gothic outfit was as beautiful as this, and the flower wedding suit was fine.

With a different kind of mind, Xiao Yiren stopped, and said to Teresa:

"It's a wedding dress. It's what girls wear when they get married,"

"Then can I try?"

Looking at Teresa's expectant eyes, Xiao Yiren nodded slightly.

And Teresa happily ran into the bridal shop.

And Xiao Yiren followed in very calmly.

After all, to Xiao Yiren, the eyes of outsiders are nothing, and he has nothing to say to him who can leave society at any time, and the so-called social death is nothing.

Of course, the premise is not to attract the police...

Seeing the lady clerk at the side holding her mobile phone as if she wanted to call the police, Xiao Yiren waved her hand speechlessly, directly controlled her, waved her hand and said:

"Go ahead and choose the most suitable one for her."

"clear."

Regarding Xiao Yiren's words, the clerk's expression was normal, she stood up from her seat, threw the mobile phone aside, and went to greet Teresa.

Xiao Yiren and Teresa didn't stay in the store for long, mainly because Teresa still wanted to find a wedding dress to try on, but was told that there was no such small size as hers, even the smallest size. Lisa's figure is still a lot bigger, and she can't wear it at all.

In the end, Teresa, who was deeply shocked, could only show a frustrated face, and ran out with Xiao Yiren, who was holding back her smile.

This trip ended soon. Looking at the gloomy Teresa, Xiao Yiren suppressed a smile quite hard, stretched out his hand and touched Teresa's small head, and said comfortingly:

"Don't be angry, isn't this normal? It's the same as not having the right size for you in a clothes store. Don't worry about it. At worst, I'll design one for you myself some other day."

"Really?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Teresa's heart was ignited with hope again, she raised her head slightly, looked at Xiao Yiren in front of her, and stretched out her little finger.

"Then let's pull the hook."

Seeing Teresa's actions, Xiao Yiren couldn't help being a little surprised, but he still stretched out his hand and pulled him together.

"Who taught you this? Your sister?"

"That's right, my sister and I made a promise to be together forever, forever, and you too, Xiao Yiren..."

Looking at the bright smile on Teresa's face in front of him, Xiao Yiren also smiled slightly.

"Okay, it's agreed..."

"Agreed..."

……

After strolling around outside again, Xiao Yiren and Teresa also returned home, but just opened the door to greet them, oh no, to be precise, it was not flowers and applause that greeted Xiao Yiren, but an over-the-top Zoom in on the larger sole of the foot.

"What the hell?"

Xiao Yiren didn't even fully react to this sudden attack, a white sole was directly printed on Xiao Yiren's face, making him take several steps back involuntarily.

And when Xiao Yiren reacted, he realized that Teresa had been hugged in his arms at some point, staring at Xiao Yiren vigilantly with a scumbag expression on his face.

Of course, while looking at Xiao Yiren, Karen's hands were still groping on Theresa's small body, and she was relieved to make sure that there should be no FBI Warning.

However, the gaze towards Xiao Yiren has not changed, the expression of looking at the scum is still the same, but the gaze has become even more strange, there seems to be something else besides the pervert.

Regarding this, Xiao Yiren's face was directly blackened.

"Hey, hey, it's fine if you attack me suddenly, what do you mean by that look in your eyes?"

For Xiao Yiren's question, Karen had no intention of answering at all, hugged Teresa and snorted coldly, then turned her head and left.

"Hmph, you thought that if you lock me in the room, I really can't get out, is there no way?"

Xiao Yiren: "???"

……

Of course, these are just episodes in life.

The normal course of life is research and experimentation.

Of course, in addition to this, the visit of uninitiated guests is naturally indispensable.

After two weeks of secret observation, Lutuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and was ready to attack Xiao Yiren.

No, this night, wearing a set of shadow iron armor for a while, which looks more like a maid outfit overall, a woman holding a bloody sickle suddenly descended from the sky, posing in a Terminator pose, and landed on Xiao Yiren's villa. rooftop.

Then it smoothly fell into the villa from the gap that suddenly cracked on the roof of the villa, landing lightly, elegant and timeless.

"Clap clap~"

"Yes, as expected of the Valkyrie of Destiny, her skills are not bad."

Looking at the man in a white coat and the woman holding a sickle who appeared outside the fence, her eyes narrowed slightly, and she understood what was going on.

Originally, she planned to sneak in silently, but depending on the situation, the other party seemed to have sensed her arrival the moment she landed, oh no, or earlier, and set up an ambush.

He glanced nonchalantly at the surrounding solid iron pillars, and inadvertently turned the bloody sickle in his hand, as if it was just a slip of the hand, the tip of the sickle collided with the iron pillars, making a sharp metal collision sound.

The sickle only stopped when it was tapped lightly, and it didn't stay there, so the woman could clearly see that the pillar she had secretly tested was not damaged except for a little white mark.

"It seems that the other party is also well prepared..."

Analyzing the current situation in her heart, the woman looked at the closed hole in the ceiling, and she could probably see that the material of this thing should be similar to that of a cage, and she put away the scythe tactfully and walked towards Xiao Yiren respectfully As a gift, he opened his mouth and said:

"Good evening, Mr. Xiao Yiren."

For the guy in front of him to know his name, Xiao Yiren has no experience. After all, for such a long period of time, whether he was out or at home, Xiao Yiren never cared about the concealment of any information.

When going out before, Teresa always took Xiao Yiren one bite at a time.

Or rather, it would be a strange thing if the guy in front of him didn't know his name. After all, this beautiful girl with gray blonde short hair covering her left eye, wine red pupils and a tear mole in the corner of her right eye, was the most destined person. One of the strongest Valkyrie, S-class Valkyrie——Rita Rossweisse.

"Rita Rossweisse? Member of Blade of Destiny? S-class Valkyrie?"

Rita was not shocked by Xiao Yiren's direct exposure of her identity, but instead showed a faint smile on her face, and bowed very politely:

"Mr. Xiao Yiren is really interesting. We are strangers, but you know my name. No wonder the Bishop asked me to invite you."

"Sure enough, it was Lutuo who came to me. Let me guess, it's because of Karen and Teresa? Not more, it's because of Karen..."

For Otto, nothing is important except Kallen, his Kallen. Teresa is just a failed experiment, which is nothing, but what Kallen took away was the body of Otto's Kallen. , it is impossible for him to give up at will.

But if this is the case, Otto's behavior is somewhat intriguing. Even though Otto really doesn't care about this "fake" Kallen, Kallen's body is the real Kallen's.

You must know that Kalian has not come out in Xiao Yiren's villa for the past two weeks. To put it bluntly, it is banned in some pornography. If the protagonist of Huangman is changed, Kalian will turn into a flannel ball in two weeks. .

And Otto waited until this time to find someone to test it out. Did that guy really have something to rely on, or did that guy have other ideas?

Touching his chin, Xiao Yiren didn't quite understand Otto's brain circuit that calculated the whole world, and even the big boss behind the scenes who calculated the will of the collapse, but Xiao Yiren simply didn't want to, looking at Rita in the cage, He asked very casually:
"Why did Bishop Otto send you here? Did you send us a maid? If so, I would like to thank you. The family just needs a tea delivery..."

Regarding Xiao Yiren's words, Rita obviously had expected it a long time ago. Although she was a little concerned about the "green care" that Xiao Yiren said at the beginning, she still showed a smile on her face and said:

"Since you know the situation of Destiny, then everything will be easy to handle, Mr. Xiao Yiren, Archbishop Otto asked me to invite you to go to Destiny for a talk, I wonder if it would be a favor..."

"Can……"

"If you are inconvenient, you can choose another day..."

Rita: "???"

"Mr. Xiao Yiren? Do you agree?"

Looking at Rita who was shocked in front of her face, Xiao Yiren smiled slightly.

"Is there anything you can't do?"

"No no no no..."

Although the feeling was different from what she expected, Rita didn't lose her composure too much, she still had that "perfect" look, bowed like a real maid and said:

"Thank you for your cooperation, then, can you release me?"

"click~"

Looking at the cage opened in front of her and the cooperating Xiao Yiren, Rita didn't say much, she turned around like a servant, leading the way for Xiao Yiren, and soon walked out of the gate of the villa to the transport plane parked not far away.

Of course, Xiao Yiren didn't forget to turn on the villa's alert state before leaving, unless the goose rides on the face and the Herrscher falls from the sky, otherwise the two guys inside should not be in any danger...