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Chapter 380 Squeezing Monkey Hair

The Holy Fire Order of the Celestial Master is indeed a good magic weapon. When observing through the sentence of the mortal body before, Xiao Yiren could roughly observe that if the power in the Holy Fire Order of the Celestial Master explodes completely, it may be the place under their feet. Even the mountains can't keep the complete outline.

This level of power has surpassed the basic combat power of most of Xiao Yiren in the chat group. If you exclude factors such as world anchor authority, world special blessings, belief blessings, technological assistance, etc., there are probably only Xiao Carp and Xiao Yiren. Yi Snake was able to stop this thing from exploding with all its strength.

This thing is just something that Sun Houzi casually took out to bluff people.

When there was a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace that year, the monkey grandson took a lot of things, and the Heavenly Master's Holy Fire Token is the magic weapon of the Tianting's Heavenly Master's Mansion.

Although the Tianshi Mansion is well-known in the world, it is a group of stinky monster catchers in the heavenly court. It is not much different from the head catchers in the human world. It belongs to the third-rate position in the heavenly court.

The magic weapon of a mere third-rate position can be so strong, so if you compare yourself with the other, you can probably see the strength of this world, as well as the oil and water on Sun Houzi.

Therefore, Xiao Yiren is now here to gather the wool.

"Hey! The big brother is back, are you still down there?"

Soon after Xiao Yiren's voice came out, there was a reply from below.

"Hey, brother, you came back so fast! I'm still here, I'm still here."

It's still that cheap voice with a little accent, these monkeys are determined to finish this big show.

But at this moment, another different voice or interrupted the conversation between the two of them.

"Xuande? Do you know the people below? Who's the name? Where are they from? If it's a demon pretending to be a sneak attack from behind."

"Second brother, below is a poor man who accidentally fell into this pit. When he fell down again, he accidentally limped his leg, which made him unable to get up."

Just saying that, the simple and honest voice seemed to think of a question.Aim at the monkey grandson under the big hole and ask:
"By the way, what's your name, brother down there? I forgot to ask in the hurry when I left last time."

Hearing this question about his origin, the monkey grandson below was startled, but his expression remained unchanged, and he said in a slightly disturbed tone:

"Oh, what, what, my name is Sun Ergou, and I am a banker in Huaguo Village. I accidentally fell down on this side of the road half a month ago. The big brother is outside. I am not a monster."

"Oh, the second brother heard it, he said he is not a monster anymore, my second brother, wait a moment, I will kill this white lotus first, and you will know when you look down from the cave entrance."

Hearing that voice, Sun Houzi's face below was overjoyed immediately, and he had some inexplicable changes in his heart towards the big man.

"This big black guy is also simple, let me spare his life when I get out."

Of course, the joy in his heart didn't even last for a second, and the next moment he was shattered by another voice, his mood also fell to the bottom following the content of the words.

"Xuande, wait a minute, this white lotus seems to be weird."

Sun Houzi couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.

"Could it be? What did that guy see? Impossible, how could the means of these guys in your mortal world be able to see the means of that bald donkey?"

But at this moment, a third voice came in, and the content of that voice was to make Sun Monkey breathe a sigh of relief.

"Okay, second brother, it's just the first broken lotus. It's not like I haven't seen it before. It's important to see what it does."

"But brother, this lotus flower appears in such a position, so it stands out from the crowd, there must be something extraordinary about it. This is the place where the demon king sealed it. Maybe this is a node that seals him. Why don't we use some means to seal this lotus?" The lotus protects..."

"Besides, that guy down there is also weird. For half a month, he didn't see any food, items, etc. around him. He was still alive and well. It must be a monster pretending to be..."

"what……"

Hearing these words, the monkey grandson up there jumped up excitedly. Just a broken lotus is enough to annoy him. If there is any magic circle on it, then he will have to wait until the formation can be broken When the person who broke the formation came, and the person who broke the formation was expected to be stupid enough, he would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

But Sun Houzi also knew that if he only yelled so loudly, it would definitely arouse the vigilance of the three people above, and he could only swallow his angry heart into his stomach and grit his teeth.

But he also knew that the few people above could not be allowed to discuss nonsense above.

Otherwise, it's one thing to let him go out, but it's another thing for him to die of myocardial infarction inside.

Immediately, Monkey Sun raised his head, pouted his neck and said:

"The three big brothers at the meeting, can you wait for a while to deal with the lotus or something? Aren't you going to come in and look for that monkey grandson? He can only talk once or twice every once in a while. If you are on the top again Moji, he is afraid that he will be suppressed back, and you will have to wait another two months."

Sure enough, his rhetoric was quite effective, and the noisy voices above suddenly quieted down.

Then I saw a big dark man jumping down from the top, it was the one called "Xuande" whom he had met.

As soon as he landed on the ground, he saw the monkey grandson next to him, so he stretched out his big hand like a cattail fan, and patted his shoulder vigorously, which caused the monkey grandson to stagger and said:

"Ah, brother, I kept you waiting. My second brother is just suspicious. Besides the suppressed grandson monkey, what other ghosts and ghosts can there be in this ghost place, and he is just worrying about it all day long."

"Ah yes yes yes."

Sun Houzi yelled, but he became slightly vigilant in his heart. It was obvious that the two above were not as easy to fool as this one, and he needed to be more careful with his words.

But although he was thinking in his heart, his movements did lead Xiao Yiren forward, and he came to the Heavenly Master's Holy Fire Order again, and at the same time, he used the little magic power he could use in this seal to start playing himself.

As in the original novel, he is still playing the changed Sun Monkey after 500 years, his voice is very calm, and he seems to have really let go of the past.

"Ergou, why are you here again? Is there not enough food?"

"No, no, great sage, I still have enough food here, and I can't die of hunger. Some big brothers have come to see you."

Good guy, with such an opening, he completely blocked the previous "Second Brother"'s doubts and filled in the hole he dug himself.

"If this monkey is going to be an author, it should be a good one."

With a slight sigh in his heart, Xiao Yiren showed a simple and honest smile on his face, and said:

"You are Monkey King? Demon King? Monkey King?"

"That's right, it's me, but the Monkey King and the Demon King don't matter, I'm just me now, I'm just Monkey King."

What he said was quite Buddha-like, without the hostility of a demon king. If Xiao Yiren hadn't known the situation, he might have believed it.

However, Xiao Yiren can also pretend to be Sun Houzi, and he can pretend to be more similar.

He stretched out his hand, scratched his messy hair lightly, and said with a confused face:

"I don't understand what you're talking about, anyway, you're called Monkey King, right?"

Although this passage is very in line with the character design, Sun Houzi's eyes twitched when he watched it, but he still resisted the attack and continued to say:

"That's right, I don't know why Xiongtai is looking for me."

"Well, my elder brother asked me to come here, saying that my family was in trouble, and the demon king has great powers, so I can learn something from the demon king, and when I go back, I can kill my enemies and the whole family..."

The voice was silent for a long time before continuing to speak.

"Little brother, I am a Buddha who cares about compassion, let's just forget about killing people and the whole family..."

"Yes! Buddha, it is Buddha. I heard from our eldest brother that it is a group of bald donkeys. He said that there are evildoers in our house, that we are in the fish and meat town, and then they came to our house, killed the servants in the house, killed everyone, and then They built a temple there and made us homeless, they are powerful, even if we have some means of exterminating demons, we are not opponents..."

Speaking of this, Xiao Yiren's words paused slightly, and a suspicious look appeared on the black man's face.

"I've noticed that your tone of voice is wrong since before. You can't be with that group of bald donkeys, are you? But I heard from my elder brother that you should be suppressed here by those bald donkeys. Could it be that this pressure is still out?" emotion?"

Sun Monkey: "..."

Looking at the big man with a simple and honest face in front of him, Sun Houzi still had some doubts on his face.

"This guy was not pulled by that old bald donkey of the Buddha to test me."

It's no wonder Sun Houzi is so suspicious. The main reason is that they showed aversion to monsters before, and now they show aversion to Buddha. The contrast between the two before is a bit big, which makes people feel that this guy seems to be pretending.

You can see the simple and honest appearance of this guy in front of him, and Sun Houzi feels a little similar, so I still want to ask him a question.

So he vibrated mana again to make a sound.

"Since you are so disgusted with Buddha, why are you so wary of monsters?"

Regarding this, the black man showed an idiot-looking expression on his face, hugged the bear with both hands, and mocked foolishly:
"Does the unguarded monster want to drill into their mouths so that they still eat our family?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Yiren showed a little impatient look on his face.

"To be sure, if you are really with those bald donkeys, then we have found the wrong person, and we will leave first..."

He is already a little tired of playing, this monkey is really good at pretending, and it is too troublesome to control every micro-expression of the body. Now the "big brother" and "second brother" above have not appeared yet, let Xiao Yiren Tired enough, Xiao Yiren probably won't be able to take care of him if he comes again.

Fortunately, at this time, Sun Wukong finally let go of his vigilance, and he didn't pretend to be tamed by the Buddha, showing his irritability wantonly.

"No, I'm at odds with those bald donkeys..."

The one who was talking was the Monkey King who was next to Xiao Yiren. At this time, he didn't pretend to be exuding a horrible evil spirit all over his body. Although his image didn't change at all, he still looked a little funny, but the inexplicable Xiao Yiren stared at him more. There is a feeling of scalp tingling in the eyes.

And the very timely Xiao Yiren also manipulated the black man to pretend to be taken aback.

Regarding this, Sun Houzi slowly restrained the evil spirit on his body, and said kindly:

"The enemy of your enemy is your friend, don't worry, just get to know me again, I am Monkey King..."

Next, Xiao Yiren and Sun Houzi started an in-depth exchange and bargaining. Due to Sun Houzi's "deception" before, Sun Houzi was at a disadvantage in the whole negotiation.

During the period, the "big brother" and "second brother" above discussed and discussed, and finally decided on the plan.

That is, they released Monkey King, and Monkey King had to pay something.

As a deposit, Sun Houzi paid his Dapin Tianxian Jue and the Celestial Master's Holy Fire Order, and if Xiao Yiren and others release him, they will pay Earth Sha 72 Changes later, and then deal with those monks together with them.

Of course, Xiao Yiren is not afraid of his lies being exposed, because what he said is not a lie.

The world of "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" they are living in now can be said to be full of monsters. Since there are real demon exorcisers, it is natural for fake demon exorcisers to not do so.

The defrauding of money shown in the original book is just a relatively low-end method, and what Xiao Yiren said before is really what he has seen and heard.

Of course, those monks were just fake monks. They killed a businessman’s family in the name of eliminating demons, seized their property, and claimed that they had suppressed demons. They used this to open a Buddhist temple, hide filth, and borrowed Raping a woman in the name of a son is simply disgusting.

But the only difference from the story is that the man's family has no children alive, and there is no way to go to this place to find a way to revenge.

Those guys were all locked in the temple by Xiao Yiren using illusion. After all, these scumbags are still useful to Xiao Yiren, wouldn't it be a pity to die.

Of course, whether these scumbags are useful or not depends on whether the monkey is trustworthy. If he is trustworthy, those guys are very useful. If he is not, Xiao Yiren can make them all die in the illusion with just one thought.

Don't tell me, Monkey Sun was very trustworthy at the very beginning. The Dapin Tianxian Jue has been certified by the system as genuine, and has not undergone any distortion or modification, and will not go crazy after practicing.

After getting what he wanted, Xiao Yiren was naturally very happy, and an ugly and cute smile appeared on the face of the controlling black man, and then climbed up the wall again.

And according to the agreement, the white lotus at the entrance of the cave was broken.

Don't tell me, this white lotus didn't break if he wanted to. If Xiao Yiren hadn't blessed a little bit of faith mana, no matter how hard he tried, this seemingly delicate white lotus wouldn't budge.

Looking at the flaming white lotus in his hand, Xiao Yiren had an inexplicable expression on his face.

"Let me just say, how could the Buddha's seal be untied by one person. If it was so casual, the seal would be opened directly when the pig hit the hole. Then it would be Tang Xuanzang's turn..."

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