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Cough, at this point, I believe many people have already realized that this pair present is not a combination of grandparents in the traditional sense.

That's right, this is exactly what our protagonist Xiao Yiren created by himself.

The one on the left, even if he eats ashes, even if he has pneumoconiosis, even if he coughs until his heart stops, he insists on using Chinese essence with his mouth full and a pair of iron fists to teach a guy who doesn't show loyalty and seeks refuge alone how to be a grandson. It's Xiao Yiren.

The one in the spaceship, looking up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, looking deep like a meditator containing Greek philosophy is also Xiao Yiren.

That's right, these two guys who look completely different are both Xiao Yiren.

It's just that the one who looks like his grandfather is Xiao Yiren who emits Xiao Mo's brain waves, and the one who looks like Xiao Mo is Xiao Yiren who emits his grandfather's brain waves.

The relationship between Grandpa and Namiren is similar to Namiren’s extension, but not exactly the same. The two guys are internally one, but externally, their personalities, preferences, etc. are completely different. They are in a rather delicate state. This is the first time Xiao Yiren Experimental research results.

The final effect can almost perfectly shield the tracking effect of genius brainwaves, the effect is comparable to the little Mo matrix arranged by the evil little Mo, and the shielding scheme of five little Mo plus one cable for Lao Rui, the oldest Rui.

Of course, the effect of this thing is far more than that, but this kind of thing is really endless to talk about, these things are skipped for now, let us return to the center of the story.

"Oh sorry, I forgot to call you together."

"Get out, you ****, I'm a ****"

Stepping onto the spaceship cursing, Grandpa Xiao rushed into the spaceship.

Seeing this, Xiao-Xiao Mo's grandpa pressed a button, and immediately, the smog that had poured in due to the wide opening of the cabin door was washed away completely.

"Huh, huh, huh, huh..."

Finally breathing fresh air, Grandpa Xiao cursed for another 30 seconds before barely stopping.

As if tired of scolding, Grandpa Xiao raised his head, looked at the smog that seemed to be grandpa outside, and asked Xiao Mo beside him:
"What happened here?!" Grandpa responded, Xiao-Xiaomo pouted to the outside, and said:

"After the stand-in war, it will naturally be an environmental protection girl. Cough, it's not the how dare you, but the first broken white moonlight in the fifth season of the lower body God of War."

Hearing this, Grandpa Xiao also raised his head slightly, and then saw the "environmental protection girl" or "environmental superwoman" whose appearance fit the original anime description and a big mouse with black smoke coming out of its butt.

Although the grandpa look of the green female superstar looks weird, a little bluish, and her hair looks like a green grassland, she is undoubtedly a very eye-catching and beautiful girl.

But now because of Xiao Mo's mentally handicapped brainwaves, his personality is biased towards the lower body of God of War Xiao-grandpa, but he doesn't pay attention to the environmental superwoman.

Instead, his eyes were fixed on the big mouse who was fighting with the environmental superwoman, um, especially the other party's butt.

Seeing the black smoke coming out of the big mouse's buttocks, and getting thicker and thicker, Grandpa Xiao's whole face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"I'm fuckin' fucking fuck, *****"

Realizing that he seemed to have eaten a lot of farts just now, Grandpa Xiao turned black in an instant, without saying a word, he directly stretched out his hand in front of Xiao Xiaomo.

Grandpa said, originally Xiao Xiaomo wanted to ask polite questions, but seeing the gloomy face of the guy in front of him, Xiao Xiaomo also dismissed this part of his thoughts, and directly threw out a nano core silently.

And when he received the grandpa he wanted, Grandpa Xiao also patted it on his chest.

The next moment, a nano-armor that obviously copied Iron Man appeared on Xiao-Grandpa's body in an instant.

Then, a cruel smile appeared on this guy's face, he kicked the door of the spaceship down without any politeness, and then flew straight into the sky, looking for trouble with that damned big mouse.

Of course, before the grandpa flew up, this guy still didn’t forget to glance down at Xiao Xiao Mo below, and found that this guy had also put on a layer of nano-shield at some point, directly isolating the black grandpa’s fart outside.” After that, this Only then did he cut angrily, and rushed into the sky.

At this moment, the big black mouse that is flying in the sky with its own fart is still inseparable from the environmental superwoman.

Although the environmental superwoman can drive the power of the four elements, the blazing flames cannot burn out the black smog, the thick soil cannot bury the rat's heart to destroy the world, the rushing water column cannot dissipate the panic surrounding the atmosphere, and the swift wind Worse than a fart of a big mouse.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, I, the smog mouse, will turn the whole world into a black mist, environmental superwoman, you can't stop me."

Well, the lines of the classic villain with a faulty brain in the last century, coupled with the laughter of the guardian of the Soul Palace in this century, can basically determine the identity of this big mouse cannon fodder.

Sure enough, when the big mouse was proud, a huge shock wave suddenly came under the mouse, giving the big mouse a "gut peristalsis" precisely and directly.

The smog mouse that was hit directly by the violent impact couldn't even fart, and its already bloated figure swelled a lot, like a balloon being inflated, which looked ridiculous.

"I hit!"

Kicking on the descendant of this damn big mouse, Grandpa Xiao directly said that he fell from the sky. I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. Edge flew over.

"touch~"

Kicking the big mouse into the sky again, Xiao Xiaomo looked at Grandpa Xiao in the sky speechlessly, his pair of dead fish eyes seemed to stare out death rays.

As for this, Grandpa Xiao is groping his head, hey, he is a dragon, his feet are slippery, his feet are slippery.

Of course, after beating for a while, Grandpa Xiao's anger also dissipated, and he was refreshed and finally killed the big mouse, stretching his waist and preparing to leave.

But at this time, the environmental superwoman who had been watching the show for a long time walked to Grandpa Xiao's side submissively. Looking at the refreshed Grandpa Xiao, she felt that Grandpa was jumping up and down. Alas, it's all because of the damn charm that Grandpa Xiao inherited from Xiao Yiren.

"Well, senior, is your torture over?"

Looking at the smog rats that were almost out of shape in front of her, the environmental superwoman swallowed her saliva.

As far as she is concerned, as a superhero in front of the big screen, although she has been doing practical things, protecting the environment and fighting those villains with sick brains, she has never seen such a scene before, it is like this , other than torture, there should be no other use.

As for titles, if you don't know who you are when you meet a character whose strength is beyond the sky, it's absolutely right to call him senior.

At the very least, he doesn't dislike the name Xiao-grandpa, or looking at the girl in front of him, his brain waves that belong to the "lower body god of war" tend to be a little bit stronger.

So, Grandpa Xiao nodded slightly, and then spit out a sentence that would petrify the environmental superwoman.

"Well, the torture is over..."

"That……"

"It's really cool..."

Environmental Superwoman: "???"