Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 34 Tired, Destroyed; Wisdom to Share
"Wait, SpongeBob, wait!!!"

Stretching out the only remaining arm to stop SpongeBob SquarePants who seemed to be about to make a move, Xiao Yiren shouted hastily.

He doubted that if he continued to fight like this, he would probably be beaten into a ghost.

Fortunately, hearing his shout, SpongeBob SquarePants finally stopped, staring at Xiao Yiren with big innocent eyes, giving the impression that it was not him who hit someone just now, but Xiao Yiren in front of him.

Seeing this, Xiao Yiren was furious, but considering that it was his own request, Xiao Yiren could only swallow his breath, stretched out his remaining hand, and lifted himself off by SpongeBob SquarePants. Attach all arms and legs.

Then he started to run by himself, put back one eye and all the teeth scattered on the ground, and then stood in front of SpongeBob SquarePants again.

Pointing to himself, he drew a rigorous dotted line on the part where the center of the brow goes up, and then he spoke again:
"According to this, don't hit it wrong, and try to end it once."

"Well, that's fine..."

Saying that, SpongeBob's whole body's aura rose to a higher level again, and the big red glove, which was not much different from his own body, drew a red arc in the sea water, and hit Xiao Yiren's forehead with a slamming sound, directly knocking him The whole starfish flew out.

Fortunately, there is a huge shell behind Xiao Yiren.

At the moment of the impact, Shell swallowed Xiao Yiren without hesitation, and then, accompanied by a few nauseating coughs, fired a cannon into the sky.

The cannonball is naturally Xiao Yiren.

"Ahhh-"

"Puff~"

Looking at the receding water surface, Xiao Yiren could only feel countless Pai Daxing rushing in his heart.

It's outrageous, a clam actually threw me out of the sea level, which is thousands of meters! ! !
Even here, Xiao Yiren's "ascension" is not over yet.

"Ahhh-"

Amidst Xiao Yiren's exclamation, Xiao Yiren flew out of the clouds, stood shoulder to shoulder with the plane, greeted the little friends in the plane, and then flew out of the atmosphere.

Finally, after being parallel to the moon for a while, it turned a corner and flew back into the atmosphere.

"Ahhhh-"

This time the scream was not because of the flying speed, but because Xiao Yiren was on fire.

"Fuck, shit, shit, shit, water, water, it's almost done, ahhhh—"

"Puff~"

Xiao Yiren finally recovered after falling into the water, his face was ruined, he crossed his legs, silently took out a fairly delicate teacup, dug a glass of seawater with his backhand, poured it into his mouth, and looked like a teacup. Put on a bad look.

"Ah, I'm tired, destroy it..."

"Crack~"

Finally, with a slap, Xiao Yiren landed on the ground, filled with smoke and dust, and his facial features flew around.

The dense smoke and dust directly buried Xiao Yiren in it.

"Ah! Pai Daxiao..."

Seeing Xiao Yiren landed on the ground, SpongeBob SquarePants, who had almost fallen asleep on the spot, quickly ran over with his feet turned into afterimages, hurriedly picked up Xiao Yiren's "corpse", and cried bitterly.

"Why!! Why..."

"Stop, stop, stop!! SpongeBob SquarePants! Stop barking, I'm still alive!!!"

Hearing the ghostly screams in his ears, Xiao Yiren quickly yelled to stop with his mouth on the ground.

What's the matter, this time it was really broken into eighteen pieces, and the eyes, ears, mouth and nose all flew out. Of course, Xiao Yiren didn't have ears and nose. This is really five senses minus two senses, three senses The wrestling is broken.

"Ah, you're fine! I'll definitely put you back together, I will, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SpongeBob didn't seem to hear Xiao Yiren's speech at all, and still acted on his own, a pair of yellow arms danced out afterimages, and kept making Xiao Yiren into various strange images.

For example, there is a mouth on the foot and eyes on the back.

Another example is that the butt is put on the face, the nose, ah, there is no nose, and the hands are put on the stomach...

……

Anyway, after suffering for a long time, Xiao Yiren finally returned to his original appearance, only slightly different.

"Finished? Why is there an extra piece here? Is this the head?"

Looking at the pink cone in his hand, SpongeBob SquarePants seemed a little overwhelmed, but Xiao Yiren only felt that his mind was clear.

"Pai Daxiao? Pai Daxiao? Are you okay?"

"I'm fine SpongeBob..."

"Really? Why do I feel like you are different?"

"It's okay SpongeBob, really, I feel great now..."

Xiao Yiren's words are not comforting SpongeBob SquarePants, he really feels great.

How should I put it, Xiao Yiren only feels that his mind is very clear now, no matter what the order of things seems to be clearly and clearly in Xiao Yiren's mind.

It seems that no matter what you think, you can solve it easily.

"SpongeBob SquarePants..."

"What's the matter, Pai Daxiao?"

"I might have something to do later, so I won't play with you today..."

"Okay then, I'll go first too, see you tomorrow..."

"See you tomorrow……"

Taking SpongeBob SquarePants away for now, Xiao Yiren also left the jellyfish field where there are jellyfish that can discharge at any time, returned to his home, sat down and began to think.

Xiao Yiren first opened the chat group panel, clicked on the red envelope page, and inquired about the abilities he could send out. Sure enough, Xiao Yiren discovered a very magical thing-smart coral brain.

Smart Coral Brain belongs to the non-material giftable type. According to the description, it is similar to a buff that improves intelligence.

The most important thing is that this thing is not restricted to be used only in the fantasy world.

In other words, this thing can be used by all Xiao Yirens! ! !

"This is just...awesome..."

Xiao Yiren slapped his thigh, his excitement was indescribable.

Originally, Xiao Yiren just wanted to increase his wisdom, to become the wise Xiao, to become a research-oriented figure among Xiao Yiren, and to help other Xiao Yiren when they needed it.

There's nothing he can do anyway.

But I didn't expect that wisdom can be wholesaled.

If he sends out a copy, and then replaces it with a smart coral brain, does that mean that the average intelligence level of Xiao Yiren will directly rise by a level, from ordinary undergraduates to doctoral level? !
"No, this can't be called wisdom, it's just equivalent to a strong buff that keeps your mind clear and a strong buff that speeds up your thinking..."

Of course, this kind of excitement was quickly brought back by Xiao Yiren's rationality, and the thoughts on Xiao Yiren's future development path became clearer in his mind.

"I remember that in the world of Harry Potter, Ravenclaw's crown is said to be able to inspire wisdom. If you can compare it and know the principle, then..."

(End of this chapter)