Yiren's non-human chat group

Looking down at the two "zongzi", one big and one small, in front of him, Xiao Yiren, who was sitting in the main seat, held his head with one hand, and gently tapped the armrest next to him with his other hand, as if thinking.

Also looking at Athena and Thor was the little King Kong who finally woke up.

Looking at the two gods who were tied into rice dumplings below, Little King Kong really perfectly explained what it means to be a dog against others.

"Hey, God, aren't you awesome? There is something to practice with our boss Xiao who is amazingly talented, extraordinary in appearance, gentle and elegant, resourceful, tall and mighty, stands out from the crowd, and has extraordinary appearance..."

That extremely scumbag expression was not only Athena and Thor's faces full of hashtags, but even Xiao Yiren, who was flattered, had several black lines appearing on his head.

"Go, go, go, don't make trouble here..."

Waving his hand to send Little King Kong aside, Xiao Yiren looked down condescendingly at the embarrassing face of a person and a dog below, and took out a goblet from nowhere, shook it gently twice, and then put the wine in it into the mouth In the midst of this, he opened his mouth to the following one person and one dog:

"Is this what you came here to ask?"

As he said that, a polygonal object similar to a sphere suddenly appeared in Xiao Yiren's empty hand, which was the official creation star map.

Seeing the appearance of his mission target, the one person and one dog below, who were originally calm, suddenly became excited.

Leaving aside Thor, the dog who can't speak, Athena, who was tied into a rice dumpling, was the first to speak very stiffly.

"Little King Kong! As a mortal, stealing the creation star map privately, causing disorder in the universe, an unforgivable crime, and violently resisting arrest, the crime will be aggravated, if you..."

"If I hand over the star map, you will intercede for me and lower my crime as much as possible..."

Listening to Athena's official accent, Xiao Yiren didn't bother to listen to it halfway through. He waved his hand and interrupted her words directly, and put away the star map with a fist.

Then Xiao Yiren propped his face with one hand, squinted at Athena below and said:

"Let's not mention that this is the Eastern Universe, and your Western Universe's cross-regional law enforcement..."

"Just one thing first, one of the conditions for the charge of theft must be the original owner of the star map."

"Just like what a certain teacher surnamed Luo said, if I stole your chicken at your house and put it in my arms, and the owner of the chicken is you, then it will naturally constitute a crime of theft."

"But if a blue ball is thrown on the side of the road without anyone knowing who it is, and I pick it up and kick it in my arms, is that considered stealing? Of course not, after all, this basketball has no owner..."

Speaking of which, Xiao Yiren sat up straight, spread his hands pretending to be innocent, and then continued:

"You said that I was stealing the star map by paying for it, so who does the star map belong to? Is it your western god, or the gods of the other two gods? But as far as I know, it's not..."

"I……"

Athena, who was not very good at debating after hearing Xiao Yiren's words, was directly speechless when asked, not knowing what to say, and I stayed there for a long time without saying anything.

However, as the goddess of war and wisdom, although she has stretched her hips a bit, she is not completely brainless outside of love.

Soon Athena also reacted, snorted, and continued to speak firmly:
"You are sophistry! This has nothing to do with the theft itself. The important thing is that you pulled out the star map, causing turmoil in the originally stable universe and endangering the safety of the universe..."

"Stop, stop, stop, don't tell me this."

Looking at Athena in front of her, it seemed that she was about to start a long speech again, Xiao Yiren interrupted her words indifferently.

"As long as you say something, it's better than this, saying that I endanger the safety of the universe?!"

"Look at the entire universe, except for those deserted planets, which one is not the military factory of your gods?"

"Military factories are rampant, military equipment is everywhere, and the universe is full of space pirates. These are just small thieves, hiding in the dark, and warlords with a large amount of ammunition are even more crucian carp."

"But now that something happened, your first reaction was to reprimand me as the fuse instead of cleaning up the high explosives that explode at any time..."

Listening to Xiao Yiren's words, Athena didn't know what to say, but she couldn't stop defending.

"Our gods..."

But before Athena could say anything, the little King Kong next to Xiao Yiren couldn't help it anymore, and said to Athena with an indignant expression:

"What's wrong with you gods? Gods are amazing! Gods can start wars at will, plunder people, and treat human lives as nothing!"

"It was you gods who started the war and caused the turmoil in the universe! Not us."

Looking at Athena who didn't argue anymore after listening to what he said, Little King Kong let out a deep breath of foul air as if he was proud.

After spewing out the long-standing grievances in one breath, leaving a god speechless, Little King Kong suddenly felt that his own breathing seemed to be much lighter.

Seeing Athena who was no longer speaking and Thor who was quietly acting as a dog repairer, Xiao Yiren shook his head and said to Little King Kong:

"I originally wanted to go directly to the destination, but now that the spacecraft is damaged, let's land on this planet first."

"Yes, boss..."

Maybe it was because he was finally elated, but Little King Kong didn't play tricks now. After hearing Xiao Yiren's order, he immediately turned to the cockpit, ready to control the spacecraft to land.

On the contrary, Athena below suddenly raised her head after hearing Xiao Yiren's words.

"Hey, wait, you call him Little King Kong? Aren't you Little King Kong?"

"what?"

As soon as he heard Athena's question, Xiao Yiren didn't react for a while, what did he mean?Why did he call him Little King Kong? Am I not Little King Kong?

But soon Xiao Yiren realized that he was still wearing a tight-fitting exoskeleton mech. If he didn't know the specific appearance, but only knew that Little King Kong had stolen the star map, it would not be surprising to admit his mistake.

He glanced at the little King Kong who staggered and almost fell to the ground after hearing Athena's words, and then his eyes returned to Athena. Xiao Yiren smiled slightly, waved his hand and disarmed his body, and then Opened the mouth and said:

"No, I'm not Little King Kong, this guy is..."

"The person who stole the star map from your information should indeed be Little King Kong, but with the intelligence level of your gods, it shouldn't be a problem to find Little King Kong's information. I can't tell the obvious difference between Little King Kong and me. , I said Goddess Athena, you must not be face-blind..."

Happy New Years everyone!I wish everyone good fortune, good health and good luck in everything.