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Looking at the logo of Shell City written on the huge sign in front of them, SpongeBob and Patrick shouted excitedly with two pieces of kelp on their faces.

"Look Patrick, we made it."

"We managed to get through the odds."

"Including disgusting gigantic monsters..."

Disgusting huge monster: "Then I'll go..."

"I'm not talking about you, you are good people."

Looking at the sea monsters who left somewhat disappointed, SpongeBob turned around and yelled loudly with both hands in the shape of a trumpet.

But obviously, he didn't call those sea monsters back.

But watching those sea monsters go further and further away, SpongeBob SquarePants didn't insist too much, turned around and said to Pai Daxing next to him:

"Their people are very nice."

However, neither SpongeBob SquarePants nor Pai Daxing paid too much attention to this issue, because with the beard (kelp) given by the mermaid on their noses, they have become well-deserved adults, and they are invincible.

Looking up at the logo with Shell City written on it, SpongeBob SquarePants patted Pai Daxing's shoulder, and said with his head held high:

"Okay Patrick, just one more song at the end and we're almost there."

But just as SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing lifted their legs high-spiritedly, ready to end this last journey, the crisp sounds of breaking bones appeared in front of them.

A human-like black shadow enveloped their bodies.

At the same time, there was a sinister voice.

"Very well, finally waiting for you here."

SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing are opening their eyes, and in front of them is a sea creature wearing a black leather jacket, black leather shoes, a red triangle mask, black fur, black sunglasses, and a light green body that looks like a Terminator.

He is extremely tall. If SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick are stacked and multiplied by two, they can probably touch the top of each other's heads.

Looking at the big guy in front of them, SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing opened their eyes wide, unconsciously leaning back slightly, feeling the oppressive atmosphere around them, SpongeBob SquarePants finally couldn't help but say:

"Is there anything I can do to help you, sir?"

"I told Dennis someone hired me to kill you."

Hearing the final words of the tall guy on the opposite side, the kelp on SpongeBob's nose couldn't help but stretched out a finger, shook it, and said hesitantly:

"Someone asked you to kill us?"

After all, SpongeBob SquarePants didn't move, and looked at Pai Daxing with a crooked eye.

next moment……

"Quack quack quack quack..." x2
The same laughter came out of the mouths of SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick at the same time.

It seems that this topic is too funny. The kelp on SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing's faces floated directly into the sky, laughing and repeating each other's words, and the mocking effect is full.

Speaking of the latter, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick even shed a little tears.

Stretching out his hand to direct the laughing tears from the corners of his eyes, SpongeBob SquarePants walked up to the killer named Dennis very presumptuously, supported Dennis' legs with one hand, propped up his body, and said arrogantly with his head sideways:

"Listen kid, you just caught up with me and my brother in a happy mood today, so I'll just give you a warning and let you go."

Speaking of SpongeBob SquarePants, he stood up straight and wanted to face Dennis, closed his eyes and said:

"Go boy or my beard will be mad..."

That posture was so arrogant that the dog wanted to come over and slap him twice when it saw it.

Of course there might be someone who could resist punching him, but Dennis obviously wasn't one of them.

The palm of the black leather spiked glove firmly grasped the mouths of SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, and removed the sticky kelp, watching the two sides of his lips turn white when he stretched out his hands. The big two are naive, Dennis said in a dark voice:

"Is this what you said?"

Holding two pieces of hard kelp with both hands, Dennis very calmly launched him like a dart to the feet of SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick. With the cold tone that a killer should have, he said coldly:

"I thought it was the vegetable leaves that stuck to your faces when you were eating lunch..."

And looking at the kelp flying in front of him, the eyes of SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing bulged out.

"Is this beard fake?"

"Of course it's fake! This is my real beard."

As if wanting to satisfy the wishes of the two guys who had reached the end of their lives, Dennis directly pulled off the triangular cloth on his face, then clenched his teeth, as if he was squeezing something hard.

At last……

"Bang~"

Two bushy beards exploded directly under the dark sunglasses.

The boss with staring eyes, like half a football class protruding, Pai Daxing glanced at Dennis' beard, then at SpongeBob SquarePants, and whispered:
"Is he a mermaid too?"

"Okay, the nonsense ends here."

Hearing Pai Daxing's last complaint, Dennis obviously lost the patience to talk nonsense with SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, and took a few steps forward with heavy steps. The dark shadows enveloped SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing again, very An oppressive opening said:

"Boss ruffian made it very clear."

"Boss ruffian?!"

"For some reason, he wants me to trample you to death."

"Stamp us to death?!"

"That's right! That way you won't find out that he stole the crown."

"The ruffian boss stole the crown?!"

Looking at the shocked SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick, Dennis touched his head.

"Did I talk a little too much?"

But in the next moment, he threw these thoughts behind him, and countless steel spikes protruded from under the huge black leather boots. Under the pull of the steel spikes, Dennis' height skyrocketed again. grade.

Slowly moving the soles of his feet to the top of SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick, Dennis let out his sinister laugh again.

"Jie jie jie, don't be afraid, it will hurt, oh my god, I love my job so much, quack quack quack quack..."

Amidst Dennis's laughter, SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing hugged and shivered, and kept saying "what a big boot".

But at this moment, under their feet, Xiao Yiren, who had finally regained his ability to think, said that he also seemed to have two big feet on his forehead, oh no, to be precise, two big buttocks.

Xiao Yiren didn't know how long had passed in the dazed state just now, ten seconds? 1 minute or 10 minutes?
Forget it, time or something has no meaning at all to this world where you can swipe the screen to fast forward.

Now what Xiao Yiren wants to do is to blow the two huge butts off his head, and beat their master severely.

So Xiao Yiren directly satisfied his strength and stood up.

"Damn it, don't let me get up yet."

Xiao Yiren used quite a lot of force this time, and the two guys on his forehead were thrown flying away, and he stopped after falling far away.

But breaking through the mud and facing the world again, what greeted Xiao Yiren was not sunshine and rain, but a bigger butt, oh no, it should indeed be a foot this time.

It’s just that for some reason, Xiao Yiren felt that this foot stepped on him more than once, that feeling of crushing seemed to happen twice, um, and the second time was much heavier than the first time...