Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 23 Big Big Wolf, Don't Come Over!

Mao Yiren: "Why doesn't the 12-year-old girl come home at night? Why does the [-]-year-old man in the painting scream so frequently? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality..."

Xiao Tailang: "--, what, did you fall ill again?"

Pai Daxiao: "Eat melon JPG."

Mao Yiren: "It's nothing, it hurts to be idle, come and send a message."

……

When the two little wizards entered the Gryffindor lounge, they went in together by the way.

Xiao Yiren just quietly returned to the girls' dormitory, and came to Hermione's side.

Seeing Hermione's peaceful sleeping face, Xiao Yiren opened his big cat's mouth, yawned big, and then lay down silently, lying on Hermione's pillow and started sleeping mode.

"It's been a fulfilling day, and the days of depravity are really gone forever..."

……

At the same time, the world of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

"ZZZZZ..."

Lying in the training cabin, Xiao Yiren was sleeping peacefully with a snotty nose and a larger letter Z on his head.

As a super-sophisticated scientific wolf (pseudo), Xiao Yiren naturally cannot sleep like ordinary wolves. Naturally, he must be matched with super-sophisticated biotechnology to be worthy of Xiao Yiren's noble wolf personality.

Therefore, Xiao Yiren started playing tricks in his sleeping cabin early on.

What kind of super wolf culture fluid, what kind of super wolf virus, ahem, have not been produced.

Of course, it's not accurate to say that. It should be said that it has been worked out, but it has not been fully worked out.

As we all know, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is a children's animation, and each episode is not necessarily coherent. It may be because of this (not because of my own ability), even the longest-lasting strengthening potion made by Xiao Yiren, the continuous effect does not exceed a month.

After all the effects of strengthening potions disappear, the physical fitness of the strengthened person will return to before the strengthening, just like loading a game file, without any trace of strengthening.

It made the wolf feel very stupid.

Of course, the above-mentioned things are a series of things like T virus and super soldier serum that are strengthened in a flash. Xiao Yiren still has other achievements in strengthening the body.

The current cultivation warehouse is one of them.

Of course, because this world is so strange, injuries and disabilities can be completely cured by swiping the screen.

There is no logic at all, the healing function that the training cabin should have is useless at all, but it is still possible to replenish the spirit and subtly improve the physical fitness.

Since the invention of the training chamber, Xiao Yiren's sleep time has been reduced from the original seven hours to one hour, and the sleep effect is several times stronger than before.

Now Xiao Yiren's normal physical fitness (not counting the possibility of losing the chain or breaking out due to special circumstances), can easily carry almost all of his experimental equipment, not to mention anything else, it is enough for him anyway.

It's just that today's sleep doesn't seem to be going so smoothly, and something strange will disturb her.

"I will definitely be back!!!"

A howl of ghosts and wolves pierced the sky, and the loud sound made the sun in the sky cover its ears tightly, showing disgust in its eyes.

If it was normal, this kind of voice would not have to be too concerned about Big Big Wolf being bullied by the lambs again, this kind of thing is simply unusual.

But today's situation seems to be a bit different, Big Big Wolf, he flew towards the laboratory.

The door of the laboratory: "Don't come here!!!"

A human face actually grew out of the gate of Xiao Tailang's laboratory, looking at the approaching gray figure with a frightened expression.

But his panic did not attract the pity of the gray meteor, the gray butt was still getting bigger and bigger in his eyes until it pierced him directly.

"Boom~"

The huge impact was accompanied by huge smoke and dust, and the gray meteor crashed into Xiao Yiren's laboratory in this way, and even the metal floor full of technological sense was knocked out of a large crater similar to a meteor crater.

The huge movement naturally aroused the alarm in the laboratory, and at the same time awakened Xiao Yiren who was sleeping.

"Damn it, googoo..."

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a messy laboratory, and the sentence "Fuck" came out directly, and the wolf's mouth opened up the respirator that assisted breathing, allowing Xiao Yiren to choke on a mouthful of culture fluid.

Although the sweet and sour drink is delicious, it still makes Xiao Yiren tremble with choking.

"What the hell……"

Before he had time to think, Xiao Yiren quickly touched the switch to open the hatch, and finally sat up quickly, taking a deep breath.

"Damn it, drink a full stomach of bath water..."

Before Xiao Yiren could make more complaints, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly entered Xiao Yiren's ears, which shocked Xiao Yiren for a moment.

"Damn lambs, I will definitely catch you!!!"

I saw a gray wolf wearing a peaked cap and a triangular cloth around his neck, smoking from his head, roaring in a big pit in his laboratory angrily.

"Well, no, what the hell, where is the big hole in my laboratory?!"

Looking at the big hole in his laboratory, Xiao Yiren's eyes almost popped out.

"My door, my floor, my 3D printer, my quantum computer...

Well, it seems that it is not broken except for the first two..."

Fire-breathing eyes, well, Xiao Yiren, who was really fire-breathing, glanced around and found that nothing seemed to be broken, and the flame on his head stagnated, and then disappeared directly.

"Well, that's okay..."

Xiao Yiren is naturally very familiar with the identity of the intruder.

Big Big Wolf, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, one of the protagonists of this children's animation
Pressing his paws on the relay pole, Xiao Yiren quickly crawled out of the culture fluid.

The sticky nurturing also naturally slipped from Xiao Yiren's hair and dripped on the ground.

The movements on Xiao Yiren's side naturally also attracted Big Big Wolf's attention.

"Who! Who's there! Come out to my lord, my lord saw you..."

Slanting his eyes, Hui Tailang looked quite vigilant at this moment, but with his slanting eyes, Xiao Yiren just felt funny no matter what he looked at.

"it's me……"

But at this time, Xiao Yiren stood up directly, looking at Big Big Wolf in the big pit with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Big Big Wolf, do you still remember me?!"

"Ah, Dr. Xiao Tailang, why are you here..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's voice, Big Big Wolf stopped immediately, his whole body was like a puppet with stiff joints, he turned his head very stiffly, and saw that the culture fluid on his body had completely dried up at the moment of swiping the screen, and he didn't even Xiao Yiren knew when he had already put on his experimental robe.

The moment Big Big Wolf saw Xiao Yiren, the whole wolf immediately flew up, waving its limbs in mid-air, and hit Newton with hundreds of claws, and then knelt down in front of Xiao Yiren under Newton's impotent rage, Head grabbing the ground.

"Ah, Elder Xiao, it's my fault, it's my fault..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

"I haven't said anything yet..."

(End of this chapter)