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Chapter 172 The Incontinent Lockhart

Xiao Liyu: "Good guy, look at this whole wave, except for the earth scales that are difficult to get on the side of the rattan dragon, the other three real dragon trials have all been obtained. (~~)"

Xiao Carp: "Besides, the Flame Scale's perseverance assessment didn't say a word, it directly approved me, and after taking three steps, I will be a real dragon. ＼＼\\('ω')///／"

Xiao Yishu: "Good guy, hurry up, I just handed over the work and went back to Duwang Town..."

Mao Yiren: "Oh, is your development so fast? I have just arrived at Hogwarts for a few days, and I am cleaning up Lockhart..."

The World of Harry Potter, Hogwarts.

Looking at Lockhart who was tied to his feet, Xiao Yiren waved his fingers, and silver runes flew out of Lockhart's mind, and flew to the metal basin in front of him to burn some secret messages inside.

This process lasted for a full 10 minutes before it stopped, and then Mao Yiren waved his hand directly, and a dazzling white light shot out from Xiao Yiren's fingertips, shining on Lockhart's head.

In an instant, Lockhart, who was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes because of Xiao Yiren's rough operation, passed out directly. Even after passing out, his body was still twitching non-stop, and there was a wave of pain in the whole room. Sour smell.

Xiao Yiren glanced, and he could still see Lockhart's pants, which were already half wet, and a little bit of dirty liquid.

"Yuck~"

Retching with some nausea, Xiao Yiren's face was full of displeasure, he shook his hand, threw a cleaning spell on the bastard, and then dragged the brim of the guy's hat to the disappearing cabinet, and walked out of the secret room.

When Xiao Yiren reappeared, he had already appeared in the Room of Requirement, but this was not his destination.

His real destination was the principal's office.

"Pile of cockroaches."

Reading the password, he directly opened the door of the principal's office, and Xiao Yiren walked in unceremoniously, then threw the Lockhart in his hand away, and said:

"Okay, I found Tom's diary. This guy stole it, and I also extracted this guy's memory into the Pensieve. You can see for yourself."

And the person in front of Xiao Yiren is naturally Dumbledore.

Looking at the Pensieve that suddenly appeared on his desk, Dumbledore also had a bit of helplessness on his face.

Although Xiao Yiren had also reported to him about the theft of Tom's diary, the Horcrux, and told him that he would solve it.

But how could Dumbledore have imagined that Xiao Yiren's handling method would be so simple and rude, he directly caught the liar Lockhart, and forcibly sucked his memory into the Pensieve.

Although Lockhart is indeed a liar, he is also the professor of black arts this semester. It's really not good to just get caught and beat him up.

At the same time, Dumbledore also thought of another even more ominous thing at this time.

How many days has the Defense Against the Dark Arts class started this semester?Is there a week?It should be there.

In seven or eight days, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts was directly paralyzed and kicked out of Hogwarts with incontinence. Dumbledore could already imagine how the group of reporters from the Daily Prophet would report on this matter .

I'm afraid that the rumor that the professor of Defense Against Magic at Hogwarts was cursed will spread more and more.

"Where can I find a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor?"

The guy about Lockhart was extracted from his memory.Dumbledore didn't care about being beaten up like this.

Without even looking at the Pensieve, Dumbledore would probably know what Lockhart was.

After all, he was one of those old friends who were under the amnesia charm and stories were still being told in Lockhart's name.

Now what he cares about is how to keep the Defense Against the Dark Arts class going and who will be the professor of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

But the next moment, Dumbledore's eyes stopped on Xiao Yiren in front of him, and suddenly, the cloudy old eyes hidden under the half-moon glasses shone slightly.

But who is Dumbledore?How could it be so easy to express my feelings, and soon fell silent.

"No, if you say it directly, this little bastard will never agree, you have to trick him."

As soon as Dumbledore thought of this, he calmly talked about other things.

"Wate, when did you notice Lockhart's problem?"

Regarding Dumbledore's question, Xiao Yiren hugged his chest and snorted disdainfully:

"How can I not see such a big idiot?"

Of course, only Xiao Yiren knew the real reason.

Xiao Yiren didn't read so many fan fictions in his previous life for nothing. There are only a few people who are messing around in this time period.

Either Lockhart or Malfoy, or Ron.

For Ron and Malfoy, Xiao Yiren used Dementor to read, and there was no problem after reading it. In other words, these two guys have been quite "normal" recently.

Well, it has been like this since Harry drank Professor Snape's potion, from the original seven-day experience card to the current quantum superposition Harry/Harry with or without glasses.

As for Lockhart, Xiao Yiren had already seen him upset, so of course he was not as "gentle" as he was to Ron and Malfoy.

He was directly knocked out forcibly and dragged into the secret room.

……

Xiao Yiren didn't say much about this, after all, there were too many mistakes, so he just waved his hands and said:
"Okay, that's about it, Principal Dumbledore, you can find a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, this idiot has already been used by me, the amnesia spell completely erased all memories, if there is no miracle, it should be in the future Just a fool."

After all, Xiao Yiren rolled his eyes and added aloud:

"Oh, by the way, there is also a house elf, which should belong to the Malfoy family. He will probably cause a lot of trouble in the school. It is related to Harry. You can solve this principal Dumbledore yourself. I won't get involved."

With that said, Xiao Yiren pushed the door open and left without giving Dumbledore a chance to speak.

Only the silent Dumbledore, the comatose Lockhart, and Xiao Yiren left Dumbledore and the Pensieve for Lockhart's crime.

Looking at the closed door of the principal's office, it took a long time for Dumbledore to fully react and shook his head with a smile.

As Dumbledore and Xiao Yiren spent more and more time together, Xiao Yiren became more and more refined.

Regarding this, Dumbledore could only sigh, Xiao Yiren's [-]-pound cat really had a heart of [-] pounds, and the remaining [-] catty was all rebellion.

But after sighing, Dumbledore just sniffed, took one of the cockroaches on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, and said something vaguely while eating.

"It stinks..."

……

(End of this chapter)