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Chapter 15 Proposal on brainwashing the melody to transform the school song
"Gryffindor..."

Listening to the high-pitched and loud voice of the Sorting Hat, Xiao Yiren didn't show any sense of face, and still buried himself in the conversations of Xiao Yiren in the chat group.

Xiao Yixing: "Ah~, when can I escape from this ghostly place, huh huh (╥﹏╥)"

Pai Daxiao: "Hey~,_`"

Mao Yiren: "I hate it."

Nami Ren: "Dislike +1."

Xiao Tailang: "Dislike +2."

Mao Yiren: "Okay, let's not mess with you, let's withdraw first, the sorting ceremony here is almost over..."

There are not many young wizards in Hogwarts, and the total number of new students is less than a hundred.

Although the Sorting Hat sometimes wastes a few minutes on individual wizards, the sorting ceremony lasted for more than an hour for all the new students, and it was over.

When the last little wizard sat down on an empty seat in Slytherin, Professor McGonagall also rolled up the parchment, picked up the sorting hat and left.

At this time, Professor Dumbledore also stood up. Like all the principals, he must stand up and speak at the last moment, but fortunately, in order to take care of the stomachs of all the little wizards who have been hungry for a long time, he really only Talked a little bit.

"Welcome everyone! Welcome to Hogwarts for the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That is: idiots! sneeze! scum! screw! Thank you all!"

"I only have two words to tell you," his thick voice echoed in the auditorium, "Eat!"

The empty plates all around suddenly filled with food magically.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, crisps, Yorkshire pudding...

It looks really rich, but to be honest, British food is just a pleasure. If you really want to eat comfortably, you have to look at Chinese food.

Looking at the fried sausage with onions and tomatoes in front of him, Xiao Yiren sniffled, stretched out his paw, picked a piece of sausage and threw it into his mouth.

Then naturally, Xiao Yiren showed a look of disgust on his face. To be honest, although British dishes are not all dark dishes that want to look up at the stars, the taste really does not meet Xiao Yiren's appetite.

But there is no way, although it doesn't mean that he can't cook, he often cooked in his previous life, but his cat's body doesn't allow it.

The inexplicable Xiao Yiren missed steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose...

Although, he can't do all of these...

But in the final analysis, Xiao Yiren didn't eat well for a long time. He was so hungry that he couldn't help it, so he went to pick up some steak, and the time passed just like that.

And as the meal time passed, it was time for Dumbledore to speak.

"Before everyone is sleepy, I want to tell you a few more things to pay attention to. Attention first-year freshmen.

The woods in the First Campus are forbidden for students to enter, old students should also remember this well.

Second, Mr. Filch, the administrator, asked me to remind everyone not to cast magic in the hallway between classes.The recruitment of Quidditch players from each college will be held in the second week of this semester. Students who are interested in joining the college team, please contact Mrs. Huo Qi.

Finally, I must tell everyone that those who do not want to encounter accidents and die in pain, please do not enter the corridor on the right side of the fourth floor. "

Dumbledore had finished speaking what he wanted to instruct, so he put down his outstretched arms, blinked at the students below with a pair of old eyes, and said loudly:
"Before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song together!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the smiles of the other teachers froze.

If there is anything Hogwarts is inferior to other schools, it must be the school song.

Of course, the grants for students are not as high as Beauxbaton's.Newt Scamander, an outstanding Hogwarts dropout, was once run over by a pair of sisters from Ilvermorny in the school song.

All the teachers' smiles froze, especially Professor McGonagall.

She wanted to use the earbuds to listen secretly again, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore smiled slightly, flicked his wand, and a long golden ribbon flew out of the wand, twisting and coiling lines of words like snakes over the high dining table, just like using karaoke convenient.

He held his wand like a musician holding a baton.

"Everyone chooses their favorite tune." Dumbledore excitedly said, "Get ready, sing!"

Then all the teachers and students sang loudly:

"Hogwarts,
Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge, whether we are bald old people or children with broken knees, our minds can accept some interesting things.

For now our minds are empty,

filled with air,

dead flies and trifles,

teach us some valuable knowledge,

what we have forgotten,
give it back to us,

Just do your best,
Leave the rest to us,
We will study hard,
until it turns into dung. "

……

……

The lyrics are actually good, the key is the accompaniment, Professor Dumbledore chose "Funeral March"...

The so-called yin music is actually like this.

Judging from everyone's reaction, the little wizards of Hogwarts really don't like their school song, everyone sings it in a mess,
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Xiao Yiren also heard the melody of "Two Tigers" from it, and the rhythm of the singing was like a machine gun. He finished singing before others finished half of it.

Of course, this is not what surprised Xiao Yiren the most. What made Xiao Yiren wonder if there was something wrong with his ears was the very obscure melodies of "Hero Neil" and "Katyusha".

How did this all get mixed up? !
Xiao Yiren almost thought he was a comrade from an international organization who broke into the enemy's interior!
After everyone finished, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing along with the slow melody of "Wedding March", and they sang throughout the whole process. Professor Dumbledore also conducted for the two of them, highlighting one as long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing one is someone else .

Dumbledore conducted the final bars for them both with his wand, and when they were done, he gave the loudest applause.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts a popular science about the brainwashing divine comedy of the Celestial Dynasty."

Xiao Yiren said silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be scattered, and there will always be only one melody in their ears.

Such as "Awn Grain", "Shoulder Shaking Dance", "Tarzan Next Door"...

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but have such a picture in his mind, and suddenly felt that he was confused. When the translator from Nanoren came out or when he learned some magic, he could implement it.

Dumbledore didn't yet know what was in the brain of a certain cat, and he was wiping his eyes with his hands, whether it was tears of emotion or some solid impurity with a vulgar name.

"This melody is really beautiful."

Dumbledore seemed to be recalling some kind of little luck, Xiao Yiren had every reason to suspect that he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought of using this song in his wedding!

Dumbledore babbled for 10 minutes, praised a certain Hogwarts principal who wrote the school song, and called her the strongest lyricist ever.

Amid Professor McGonagall's constant coughing, he reluctantly ended the dinner.

After the song was sung, Professor Dumbledore announced that the opening banquet was over, and the prefects of each college took the students back to their dormitories for bed.

Of course, Xiao Yiren was also in the team, and being held in Hermione's arms, he felt a sharp pain in his back.

(End of this chapter)