Blue Star OL: I am the only internal test

Chapter 308

After Ningzhi became a fairy, there would be accompanying exercises, which really surprised everyone.

The difference between the accompanying exercises and self-created and analogous creations is innate.

To be honest, in everyone's perception, there are very few great gods accompanied by exercises.

Because the innate existence does not require the cultivation of skills, but only needs to understand the Dao.

The gays went to learn the golden elixir chapter of Eighty-Nine Mysterious Kung Fu, and the female comrades naturally followed Ning Zhi, and Kong Yue also clamored to join in the fun.

Only Li Tiantian and Lu Zhi were left behind.

Oh, and a group of pandas were summoned by Lu Zhi with a whistle.

"Watching the moon and concentrating on absorbing energy?" Li Tiantian pondered a few words.

"It sounds like the path you're taking is a bit cold, but it's still the path of true immortality, right? If you get through it, you will become a subordinate of the Moon God?"

Lu Zhi also scratched his head a little: "Uh, it doesn't matter if the moon is not the moon god, but this exercise is suitable for women to practice."

Just now Ning Zhi told him that the full name of this exercise is: "The Sutra of Observing the Moon and Preserving My Yusheng".

Pay attention to Ao, Yusheng, and jade have many meanings, one of which is descendants, which means a gentleman like jade.

Then Sheng means prosperity.

玉晟
Well, Ning Zhi's route coincides with Luna's, so it's not a big problem to have this exercise.

The first half is to watch the moon and preserve the true self, that is, to take the path of the moon god, but it is not to become the next moon god, but to choose the best and keep the true self.

The second half is Yusheng.

It is easy to understand when you take it apart and read it.

Li Tiantian didn't think about the exercises, so he smiled cheaply and took out some "good ones" from the props bar.

"I didn't expect that you already have the exercises. It's such a pity. I specially prepared this thing for you as a wedding gift."

Lu Zhi glanced at it, his face twitching suddenly.

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"Hey, I recently looked through the classics again. There is no such school in Buddhism. You are definitely a crooked Buddha!"

"Oh? What's the matter? Then I'll modify it right away."

Li Tiantian looked indifferent, stretched out his hand to brush over the exercise, and the name changed immediately.

【Secrets of Yin Yang Yoga】

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Lu Zhi couldn't complain anymore, this name is even more dishonest!

"Keep it to yourself, I don't need it anymore."

After yoga became popular in modern society, it has been beautified a lot.

Let's just say that in the most primitive version, yoga is the name of two big snakes [birth, reproduction, organs].

The movement of two big snakes sending out, feeling, timing and twisting is the most primitive yoga movement.

Right, that is it.

Take a closer look, is the yoga movement very similar to what snakes can easily do?

After the two chattered a few words, Li Tiantian sacrificed the newly obtained Dharma image, which disappeared in a flash, but Lu Zhi could still see it clearly.

"Hiss—the dharma form in pure human form? Does the earlobe reach to the shoulder?" He was a little surprised.

Dharma signs generally do not have a purely human form, and innate gods are just in the same form as humans, but they do not belong to human form.

The Dharma appearance just now is obviously unusual, from the inside to the outside, from the beginning to the end, it is a living person.

"Are you going to do something big?"

Li Tiantian smiled mysteriously: "Hey, times are changing, and I can't just stay in the altar all the time."

"Let me tell you straight, the Buddha is very annoyed by the official deal with the Shura tribe."

"It's not to annoy the officials, but to annoy them for being too kind to the Shura tribe. This is not playing the cards according to the routine."

"The official attitude is a normal reaction." Lu Zhi explained.

At present, there are obvious differences in the attitudes and attitudes of the various forces.

Lord Buddha definitely doesn't like Xueshan, but when it comes to calculations, he will have to end it himself, so he still takes it seriously.

Daomeng has always kept Buddha at a respectful distance, and people in Daomeng hardly talk to Li Tiantian.

Everyone is in awe of Master Wushen, this old man is completely crazy, and his seniority is still stupid.

In the past, Lu Zhi didn't know the truth, and couldn't guess too much.

After seeing the truth, it is clear at a glance why the big guy has such an attitude.

Don't mess with this old man, he is very small-minded.

The only thing is that all the forces backed by big bosses have a unified attitude towards the Shura tribe.

Without parents, there are so many good things in hand?

Bring it to you!

But the more this is the case, the more officials like the Shura clan.

Hehehe, Xiao Beibi was bullied?Come to daddy's arms!
Li Tiantian scratched his head: "Tsk, this is also an internal competition. The official choice of such a competition method can indeed easily win a large number of people's hearts."

"Speaking of which, if you're willing to take a concubine, Wei Qingqing, that idiot will definitely come under your crotch to be a child. Hehe, the Eldest Princess has a lot of good things in her hands!"

"Stop!" Lu Zhi told Li Tiantian to stop.

"First of all, in our history, all systematic dynasties have abolished the law of concubines long ago. Where do you think concubines are legal?"

"Secondly."

Lu Zhi violently grabbed Li Tiantian's neck and shook it back and forth: "I think you just want to watch the fun, bastard!"

"Concubine? I will die, I will die!!!"

For some reason, Ning Zhi's temperament has become more and more mature recently, but there is a hint of horror in the familiarity?
Lu Zhi dared to bet that when Angry Boy left, the gift he gave to himself and Ning Zhi would be different!
It is true that Numu itself is the Flying Sword of Zhanxian, but the Flying Sword of Zhanxian is divided into two parts.

My own is fixed body, so Ningzhi's is.
Li Tiantian broke free in embarrassment: "Go, you have discovered all this. I think you can try to open a harem. If there is any problem, I still have the Buddha Kingdom in my palm to serve as a shelter for you."

As he spoke, he spread out his palms, and colorful streamers of light lingered across.

"It's useless, let's get down to business!"

"Okay, the task is completed, and I can feel at ease accepting the snacks made by my younger siblings."

Lu Zhi's body froze, and he didn't answer or answer.

After getting back to the business, Li Tiantian was obviously quite serious: "Come here, show me the Conferred God List. Since everyone has not seen the Faxiang at this stage, I will choose two positions."

"Oh? The Buddha counted?"

Lu Zhi took out the list of gods and spread it out.

The list is incomplete, but the due positions are all there.

If you want a certain position, if it is vacant now, just send a clone to answer the robbery.

If there is no vacancy, there is no other way. You have to reclaim the rights first, and then make job assignments.

"Why can't Master Buddha not be counted, but it's a pity that this time, even if it is counted, it can't be said. It's okay, the result is good, you have never let everyone down."

"Cub, you are the hope of the whole village~"

Li Tiantian pointed his finger at the list, sliding down the list.

There are three levels in the list of gods. The first level is the genus of star kings. Lu Zhi is unable to canonize such star kings now.

Let them come into being first, and then come to collect them. If they are obedient, they will be on the list, and if they are not obedient, they will be on the list.

The second layer is the human world, that is, the gods of mountains and waters in various places. This only needs to be determined according to the mountains and rivers.

The third layer is the underworld. There is no standardized system yet, and it will be re-divided in the new era.

There is a misunderstanding here. It is true that the city god is the righteous god of the underworld, but he is also canonized by the heaven.

The Fengshen Bang (disabled) governs all righteous gods, the book of the earth governs the world and the earth, and the book of life and death (disabled) governs the life and death of all those who have not become immortals.

Each has its own role, and the list of gods only focuses on conferring gods and gods.

Once you become a fairy, you will live forever. The so-called happy life is a joke, because there is still heaven to control.

The only difference is that the Heavenly Emperor is willing to take care of this immortal.

Moreover, a certain righteous god of the underworld appointed by the Ten Temples of Hades is actually exercising the rights of the [Head Office], not the rights of the underworld itself.

It's just that the power is delegated to Emperor Fengdu, and after he assigns a certain position, he doesn't even need to write a written report to the above.

Li Tiantian paused for a while, and finally his eyes fell on the last column of the underworld, with a little surprise in his eyes.

"I rub it, no?"

"What are you looking for?" Lu Zhi leaned over to search with him.

Li Tiantian scratched his head: "No, the Buddha asked me to see if the monk who made great ambitions has a position. If so, let my Dharma image replace it. If not."

"Making a big wish?" Lu Zhi thought for a moment, "Fuck, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?"

Li Tiantian looked a little disappointed: "Isn't it?"

Myths are myths after all, and after they evolve into reality, everything must be based on reality.

Obviously, the last era has passed, and whether there is a Buddha is clear in his own heart.

But in this era, the righteous gods of the underworld definitely don't have such a statement.

"This is a bit ugly. The underworld government can fool you with this job." Li Tiantian said depressedly.

Lu Zhi knew what he wanted to say: "I can't help it, why don't you make two more physical clones, and take up the black and white impermanence or the bull's head and horse's face?"

Just because Lu Zhi got the list, it doesn't mean that he is the Emperor of Heaven.

The behavior of the two of them now can be regarded as using power for personal gain, for the benefit of [Tiandao Group].

"Ah." Li Tiantian's expression froze.

From Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to Impermanence in Black and White, the gap between bull head and horse face is really unacceptable.

But there is no way, there are so many positions in the underworld, and they cannot be occupied casually.

It's very simple, to cross the catastrophe, you must conform to the law of the law of heaven.

For example, now that Lu Zhi wants to be one of the Ten Kings of Hades, he needs to reincarnate his avatar and pass the catastrophe according to the requirements of this position.

It's an entry test, it's God's will.

After passing through the due calamities and consummating merits and virtues, the King of Hades can return to his throne.

Otherwise, it would be so simple, let whoever wants to go.

Therefore, in the list of gods, positions that do not meet Jie's requirements are particularly precious.

Hmm. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva does not need to cross the catastrophe. The birth of this position is already in the process of 'crossing the catastrophe'.

Lu Zhi waited quietly for a while, and finally Li Tiantian sighed helplessly: "Let's have a bull's head and a horse's face, I leave black and white to you."

These two goods have a touch of Buddhism.

As he spoke, he patted his chest with his hands, and two phantoms burst out from his back.

After a while of twisting, the phantom gradually solidified, with bull's head, horse's head, human body, and beast's hooves.

The two avatars settled down, and without greeting the main body first, seeing Lu Zhi holding the list of gods, he immediately saluted: "I have seen the emperor!"

"Heh, heh, you should greet him."

The corner of Lu Zhi's mouth twitched slightly, and in the next second, the Sun God Monarch Faxiang appeared.

The two avatars froze for a while, then knelt down and saluted excitedly: "I have seen the emperor!"

Lu Zhi and Li Tiantian looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes.

Everyone recognizes this!

Sun star, the body that conceives everything, Yang.

Lunar star, endows all souls, Yin.

Among the heavens known to the world, the Jade Emperor caught up with the tide of that era, so he is the Great Heavenly Venerable, and once certified, he will be eternally detached.

It is equivalent to the chairman approved by the board of directors, and also took some shares.

However, there are several other dicks like him.

Those are the rest of the board.

Note that the sun star here is not the sun star of Jiuyaoxing Palace, but the sun!The body of Pangu's left eye!

Is Emperor Ziwei a dick or not?But he is still a star, an emperor star.

The sun star and the lunar star are far above everything else, which is the difference between the stars and the moon and the sun.

The era has changed, and the power of the heavens has also changed, but the sun and the moon have never changed.

Li Tiantian waved his hand to send the bull-headed horse face far away, and said in a strange tone: "Hey, who is it, who put the yellow robe on my body, it can't be done!"

Lu Zhi: "."

"You're a bitch!"

The sun god blew lightly, and the good fortune was activated, and weapons were created out of thin air.

These weapons are not easy to use against people with physical bodies, but they are absolutely accurate when fighting ghosts.

Long-handled forks, long-handled lances, hooks with chains, clubs, knives, shackles.

After condensing these, he thought for a while, and then condensed his breath and blew violently. A masculine energy blessed the bull's head and horse's face, each of which condensed into a pair of shining golden armor.

Even the weapons on the ground are covered with a layer of golden light, which is truly majestic and noble.

Now it's all right, with this innate pure yang energy, not to mention fighting ghosts, it's more than enough to beat half immortals and demon immortals.

"Wow~ oh~ so dazzling~"

Li Tiantian exaggerated and screamed a few times: "The boss gave these two brothers so much equipment, is he planning to smash Lord Yan to death with a fork?"

Innate pure yang qi, in the whole world, only the sun god can blow as much as he wants.

The bull's head and horse's face was full of excitement, and he bent over to kowtow, but was stopped by the sun god: "I'm good at performing official duties and arresting the evil spirits that are raging in the world."

"Take orders!" x2!

The two let out a chorus, each took up their weapons, and stepped into the world with one foot.

After finishing all this, the sun god gave a salute to Lu Zhi, and nodded to Li Tiantian: "We still lack the protection of the righteous god, and without this mouthful of pure yang, the two brothers may not be able to achieve great things."

The two brothers should be robbed.

Li Tiantian won the position of bull head and horse face on the list of gods, and Lu Zhi also agreed.

Then, from the beginning of his birth, these two avatars had their own missions.

While catching fierce ghosts and ghosts in the world, he also responded to robbery.

If the merits and virtues are complete, you will be recognized by the Conferred God List, and you will achieve a career, which is regarded as a full-time job.

Lu Zhi thought for a while: "Are you going to respond to the robbery now? Or..."

Sun God Jun shook his head lightly: "The time has not come yet."

After all, he flashed back to the sun in the earth element gourd.

Before he was born, this world hadn't evolved to the most critical step, so he had to avoid it first.

After He left, Li Tiantian grinned: "Let's just say, your Tao has come to fruition. In this world, there is nothing more suitable for a man than the sun?"

Lu Zhi was a little helpless, but after thinking about it, it was indeed the case.

The great god Pangu opened his eyes in the chaos, and then found that the chaos couldn't see anything, and then he was annoyed.

This opening of the eyes is the 'one' of the entire Eastern system.

If the old man does not open his eyes, there will not be so many stories later.

In ancient times, the left was respected, so the left eye was yang, not yin, because this is a myth fabricated by the patriarchal society.

Lu Zhi thought for a long time, and finally came up with a sentence: "Humans have created history that they cannot grasp."

"Gods are born from human stories, but humans cannot control these gods."

"You're still sad!" Li Tiantian patted Lu Zhi's back hard.

"Come on, give me a summary, what have you realized?"

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Lu Zhi held back for a long time, and said: "Next time you create a story, don't create it with the idea of ​​blind worship! You must override the story! Leave a way for the people!"

"You can't count on Heaven to pity the human race for everything, such as the current Confucian system."

Because human beings create myths with worship, so after myths become reality, human beings should worship these gods.

Just fuck it.

After sending off the bull's head and horse face, Lu Zhi also slapped his chest, and separated into two clones.

After thinking about it, he found the life soul of his eldest brother and sister-in-law through the camp, and took out a small piece.

He took out some materials and made clones for the two.

This time, there is no need for the Sun God Lord to come out, and it is the same for Lu Zhi himself.

He knows how to meet the Dharma. The difference is that the power of Dao and Dharma is not as powerful as some Dharma, because he is taking a later path and is much ahead.

Blowing out a breath of immortal air, endowing these avatars with aura.

"Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu are in charge of arresting the souls of the human race, let's go."

With one black and one white mourning stick in hand, the two avatars immediately took orders to set off.

Then there is the day wandering god and the night wandering god, who is responsible for patrolling the world, which can be regarded as the post of "supervisor".

After the equipment was assembled, the two also took orders and set off.

"What else is there?" Li Tiantian asked.

"Ghost king, leopard tail, beak, fish gills, wasp."

Starting from the ghost king, wandering around day and night, black and white impermanence, bull-headed hornets, this group belongs to the lowest-level officials in the underworld.

But, they are Beijing officials!
Chenghuang is an expatriate county magistrate, which is different.

These positions perform their own duties, and the ghost king is the leader of the ghost soldiers, who patrols day and night day and night.

The impermanence of black and white arrests the souls of the human race, and the bull's head and horse face arrest the fugitive ghosts.

The leopard tail arrests the souls of animals, the beak is responsible for arresting birds, the fish gills are for aquarium fish, and the wasp is for reptiles.

All systems are in it, don't talk about plankton, you can enter reincarnation only if you have a soul.

If the plankton were lucky enough to give birth to a soul, it would definitely accomplish a great cause.

But one thing, don't underestimate these low-level ghosts, they are a sharp weapon to earn merit!
Hey, anyway, it's the lower-level people who do the work, and the higher-ups are the ones who take the credit.

That being the case, why don't Lu Zhi and Li Tiantian arrange these "no one wants" drudgery.

Li Tiantian: "Don't move these few left, save them for trading, I reckon those who know the goods can pay a big price."

Lu Zhi nodded.

It is precisely this principle that the harvest of merit does not take away all at once, but is divided into stages.

The biggest portion belongs to the doppelgänger, and everyone else can divide the cake according to their duties.

If you eat alone, you will die miserably!
After the two shared these, the topic went back to the original one.

What about Li Tiantian's 'big ambition'?
"Are you able to distinguish between male and female?" Lu Zhi asked with a flash of inspiration.

"No, what's the matter?"

After answering, Li Tiantian suddenly trembled: "You you you, you can't be."

"Hey, times are changing, don't be surprised."

Lu Zhi's eyes began to become subtle: "If you can bear it, we can plan to send it~"

"impossible!"

"I'm not that perverted Guanyin, what kind of physical charity are you doing!"

Li Tiantian had a cold look on his face.

Men and women are divided when there is a need, and there is no need to divide if there is no need.

Heaven and man metamorphosis, neither, or both.

"Tsk, look at you, the layout can't be opened, right?" Lu Zhi raised his eyebrows.

"Listen to me"

(End of this chapter)