Qian Song

Chapter 322 Drilling into the Cornfield (Ask for a Monthly Ticket!)

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"Your Majesty... Your Majesty."

Cao Sanbao looked at Li Cun pitifully like a child who had done something wrong and was afraid that an adult would beat her up.

At the same time, Cao Sanbao finally knew why Aunt Luo screamed just now. If she suddenly saw the emperor appear, she would definitely not be much better off.

Cao Sanbao really wants to hit his head right now. The emperor is here, and there are one or two hundred guards and female officials around the emperor. She and Aunt Luo didn't notice it because they were nervous. Just like them, they still want to escape from the heavily guarded palace escape? !

At this moment, the palace guards from the Tiger and Leopard Camp outside the wall jumped onto the wall one after another, intending to pursue Cao Sanbao.

Obviously, the palace guards from the Tiger and Leopard Battalion had discovered Cao Sanbao.

But when the palace guards of the Tiger and Leopard Camp saw that Li Cun was here, they hurriedly saluted and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty, I will come to check when I see someone poking his head against the wall and screaming again."

Li Cun shook his head, and signaled the palace guards of the Tiger and Leopard Camp to hurry up and ignore the affairs here.

Seeing this, all the palace guards from the Tiger and Leopard Battalion jumped back one after another and continued their patrol duties.

Afterwards, Li Cun lowered his head and said to Cao Sanbao who was still in his arms and refused to go down, "How long are you going to ask me to hold you?"

When Cao Sanbao heard this, he quickly jumped off Li Cun's arms, then hurriedly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, my servant, please forgive me!"

On the other side, Aunt Luo hurriedly knelt down with Cao Sanbao and pleaded guilty together!
Li sat down on the chair brought by the female guard, then looked at Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo and asked, "What are you two doing here? And why are you wearing court ladies' clothes?"

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Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo were startled - they really didn't expect that Li Cun knew that they were not court ladies!
In order to buy himself some time to think of excuses, Cao Sanbao asked instead of answering, "Your Majesty knows us?"

Li Cun looked at Cao Sanbao, and immediately revealed her identity: "Prince Ji, Cao Sanbao." Then he looked at Aunt Luo, and said Aunt Luo's identity in the same sentence: "Aunt Luo, the concubine of Xin Wang."

Seeing that Li Cun not only knew them, but also knew their specific identities, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo were surprised!

For a long time, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo thought that Li Cun was not interested in them, so they never flipped their sign and let them sleep.

This is actually one of the reasons why Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo "break out of prison".

No.

It should be said that if Li Cun was willing to let Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo sleep with him, this would not be the case today.

The reason why Cao Sanbao always wanted to escape from the palace was because Cao Sanbao wanted to see her son Zhao Jinnan very much.

That is to say, the identity of mother has been supporting Cao Sanbao to escape, and then she will find a way to go to Nanjing Yingtian Mansion to meet Zhao Jinnan. If possible, she certainly hopes to rescue Zhao Jinnan.

And if Cao Sanbao wants to achieve these two goals, especially just to meet Zhao Jinnan, there is actually another shortcut.

This shortcut is to be lucky by Li Cunlin.

Li Cun issued a strict order at the beginning, as long as it is the royal family and clan of the Zhao Song Dynasty, all daughters will follow their mothers into Yanfu Palace. In other words, no matter how old or young, as long as they are the daughters of the royal family and clan In name, they are all Li Cun's concubines. Of course, this is only theoretical. In fact, the daughters of the royal family and clan of the Zhao and Song Dynasties who are over 40 years old will be sent to Anyang The elderly are concentrated in the palace, and those underage girls will always grow up with their mothers, and those without mothers will arrange for their adoptive mothers to raise them properly, while sons must follow their fathers to live in Shiguo City.

However, Li Cun also took into account that it is too inhuman to tell mother and child to separate and never meet each other. Therefore, it is also stipulated that as long as the daughters of the royal family and the clan of the Zhao and Song Dynasties who have served the bed, they can have two daughters each year. The first chance to see his son, the Ministry of Rites will arrange for both parties to meet each other.

——Those old royal daughters and clan daughters of the Zhao Song Dynasty are not included in this list. They don't have to stay in bed, and they can see their sons twice a year.

This rule of Li Cun is already very humane. After all, the royal family and clan of the Zhao and Song Dynasties are all prisoners. Li Cun does not kill them, but also allows them to see his mother twice a year, which is kind enough for them. .

Most of the women in the palace also felt that Li Cun was enough to take care of them, so they were willing to follow the formal channels Li Cun established for them.

Cao Sanbao is actually willing to go through this formal channel.

But Cao Sanbao didn't know why Li Cun never flipped her brand.

This made Cao Sanbao not have the chance to meet Zhao Jinnan, and Cao Sanbao was ridiculed by many people, saying that Li Cun would not play with her when he played court ladies.

The words of those women who laughed at Cao Sanbao were not without purpose.

In the past two years, all of Zhao Ji's concubines, except Zheng's and other very old ones, have been served by Li Cun.

Not to mention Zhao Huan's concubines, the entire army was wiped out, and even all the female officials in Zhao Huan's palace were given away by Li Cun.

Emperor Ji and Zong Ji (including Jin Zhi Zong Ji), as long as they are over 14 years old, Li Cun has never left before.

As for the concubines, including concubines, concubines, and concubines, except for those who are too old and too young, only Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo are left, who have not been visited by Li Cun. All have gone to bed.

Nowadays, Li Cun has already begun to leave. Clan concubines, clan wives, noble relatives, and even court ladies, Cai girls, and song girls have the opportunity to be visited by Li Cun.

Only Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo never saw the opportunity to serve Li Cun in bed.

Cao Sanbao, who missed Zhao Jinnan very much, couldn't wait any longer, so he tricked Aunt Luo, who was in a similar situation to her, and whose father was seriously ill recently, to "break out of prison" with her.

But now, even though Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo dressed up as the most court ladies in the palace, Li Cun recognized them at a glance and revealed their identities at once.

——As Princess Ji and Princess Xin, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo are certainly not ordinary court ladies. If the concubine and the concubines hired by the kings can get Li Cun to leave, they can be named a beauty immediately, or even directly named Jieyu. The starting point is definitely not comparable to that of ordinary court ladies.

Judging from Li Cun's familiarity with Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, it's not that Li Cun is not interested in Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, otherwise Li Cun, who has nearly ten thousand women, really doesn't need to remember Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo.

Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo also knew very well that Li Cun would only be interested in someone if he fell in love with him. This is also recognized by the women in the harem.

"Your Majesty has taken a fancy to me?!"

Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo thought the same way, and were surprised!
To be honest, it's not that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo have no confidence in themselves. You know, is it possible that any woman who can be selected as a princess is not beautiful?
Moreover, before Cao Sanbao married Zhao Xu, she was a well-known top beauty in Bianliang City, Tokyo.

Even Aunt Luo, she is also a first-class beauty.

Therefore, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo couldn't figure out why Li Cun wasn't interested in them alone.

Of course, it would be normal if Li Cunzhen was not interested in Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo. You must know that in Li Cun's harem, there are not only beauties but also masters.

——Let's not talk about other women, just say that many of Zhao Ji's concubines possess unique skills.

Compared with those women who are particularly beautiful and possess special skills, it is not unreasonable that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, who are not particularly outstanding in appearance and have no chance to show off their skills, cannot attract Li Cun.

——Cao Sanbao and Luo Auntie could only use this excuse to persuade themselves after waiting for two years without being able to wait for the opportunity to go to bed.

However, now it seems that they may have made a mistake before. The reason why Li Cun has not checked their brand is that there may be some hidden secrets.

Is that really a secret?

Don't say it, there really is.

Historically, when the shame of Jingkang happened, Wanyan Zonghan held a banquet in his military camp to reward all the golden generals.He ordered all the concubines and other women of the Zhao and Song Dynasties to change their clothes—from the inside to the outside, all into the clothes of singing girls on the terrace, and sit with the generals to persuade them to drink.

The court ladies Zheng, Xu and Lu refused to obey and were beheaded on the spot, and their heads were hung at the gate of the village for public display.

Then, another unnamed court lady couldn't bear the humiliation, and suddenly pulled out an arrowhead from the Jin man's side, pierced her throat and committed suicide.

There are also court ladies Zhang, Lu and Cao, who were also very strong in character. They openly resisted Wan Yan Zongwang, were stabbed with iron rods by Jin soldiers, and were thrown in front of the camp. They bled profusely and died tragically three days later.

When the concubines and emperor concubines came to the camp according to the order, Wanyan Zongwang pointed to the three court ladies lying on the ground to show them, letting them learn from it and obey the order.

The other concubines and emperor concubines were all trembling with fright, everyone begged for mercy and wanted to save their lives, and under Wanyan Zongwang's intimidation, they dressed up, changed into harem dance clothes, and went to the banquet to drink with the golden generals for fun.

Only Cao Sanbao remained disobedient.

Wanyan Zongwang said to Cao Sanbao: "You were bought with a thousand ingots of gold, how dare you refuse?"

Cao Sanbao asked: "Who sold it? Who got the gold?"

Wanyan Zongwang replied: "Your family's grand master has a hand order, and the emperor has a hand order, and he is ready to reward the army."

Cao Sanbao asked again: "Who needs to reward the army? Who orders to whom? How can I be humiliated?"

Wanyan Zongwang said: "Your family has thousands of palace ladies, and they took all the folks, but they are not going to anyone. Now that you have lost the country, you are the women of the people. It is also your duty to pay tribute according to the rules. The situation belongs to whoever you are, but not to your family. In vain?"

Although Wanyan Zongwang's words made Cao Sanbao suffocate and temporarily compromised, Cao Sanbao never forgot to resist.

Later, Cao Sanbao finally found a chance to escape.

It's a pity that Cao Sanbao was captured by the Jinren not long after, and finally died in the laundry yard.

And Aunt Luo couldn't bear the insult of the golden man even more, she committed suicide in Wanyan Zonghan's barracks, and she died in her hometown.

The court ladies Zheng, Xu, Lu, Zhang, Lu and Cao, as well as the unknown court lady, because there is no specific name, and because Li Cun got too many women, Li Cun couldn't find them at all. So what Li Cuneng did was to take all the court ladies surnamed Zheng, Xu, Lu, Zhang, Lu, and Cao from the Zhao and Song Dynasties on their trip, and these court ladies were given by Li Cun. After the trip, Li Cun would specially decree to upgrade them one or two more levels, and reward them with more property.

As for the strong daughters Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo that Li Cun could find, Li Cun inevitably paid more attention to them, and was worried that the two of them were too hot-tempered and unwilling to follow him, so he never flipped their names and asked them to serve them. sleep.

Unexpectedly, Li Cun's protection of Cao Sanbao and Luo Aunt actually contributed to Cao Sanbao and Luo Aunt's "prison escape".

Seeing that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo didn't speak, and Cao Sanbao's big eyes were still wandering around, he didn't know what the hell they were planning, Li Cun asked again: "What are you two doing here? And why are you wearing court ladies' clothes?"

Just when Cao Sanbao was still thinking about how to deceive Li Cun, Aunt Luo suddenly kowtowed to Li Cun three times, and then cried and said, "Please ask your majesty to ask your servant to see my father again, and then give him death." Slave, when this is the case, the slave will die without any regrets!"

Hearing what Aunt Luo said, Cao Sanbao knew that Aunt Luo must be doing something bad!

really!

Next, Aunt Luo told Li Cun everything about her and Cao Sanbao's plan to "break out of prison", including their plans.

After finishing speaking, Aunt Luo knelt on the ground as if resigned to her fate, waiting for Li Cun's fate.

On the contrary, Cao Sanbao was still thinking, how could he escape this catastrophe?
After listening to Aunt Luo's confession, Li Cun took a look at Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo respectively, and then his eyes fell on Cao Sanbao, who was much bigger than most women, and thought: "It's fine if she disguises herself as a man." If you can't see her face, she might be able to get away with it, but you really don't know yourself."

Li Cun asked Cao Sanbao: "She wants to escape from the palace because of her seriously ill father. What is your reason?"

Cao Sanbao lied and said: "The slave girl just wants to sneak out of the palace for a walk, and come back after dark."

Afraid that Aunt Luo would tell her the truth, Cao Sanbao gave Aunt Luo another hand: "Auntie just went to see her father, and she will come back with me later."

Seeing that Cao Sanbao didn’t cry when he didn’t see the coffin, Li Cun pulled Cao Sanbao over and put it on his lap, then lifted Cao Sanbao’s lower garment, and started to spank Cao Sanbao’s fart ancient times.

Women's trousers in this era are crotchless trousers that people in later generations can't even imagine. The scientific name is crotchless trousers.

The reason why women in this era love open crotch pants is mainly for personal indulgence, that is, for convenience.

Women's skirts in this era are layered on top of each other, making it inconvenient to put on and take off. It is very troublesome if you want to go to the toilet.

Moreover, there are shirts, jackets, robes, and trousers inside the cumbersome long skirt.

If you take it off, how can you put it on again in a short time?
Not to mention time-consuming and labor-intensive, if the clothes are disheveled, there will be a loss of etiquette and decency.

In view of such a situation, crotch-opening pants just solve the troublesome problem of women. When they want to relieve their hands, they only need to lift up the lower skirt, and then put it down after they are done, without affecting their attire at all.

but--

Since it is easy to get naked in open crotch pants, women in this era will not easily lift their skirts unless they are crossing the river. They usually stand and sit, and they pay great attention to etiquette, just like women in the Republic of China. Like cheongsam, there is a very strict set of rules.

In short, although women in this era wear crotch pants, if there is no accident, you will definitely not see anything.

Conversely, once someone lifts the lower skirt of a woman in this era, then...

For example, Cao Sanbao at this time.

Li Cun lifted his clothes and spanked Gu, and there were one or two hundred female officials and guards beside him, and Cao Sanbao's best friend, Aunt Luo, was watching.

This made Cao Sanbao wish he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

But, not to mention that there is no seam here at all, even if there is, she has to get through Li Cun's legs first, and then she can go to the seam, and the premise is that Li Cun is willing to let her go.

It's so embarrassing.

However, Cao Sanbao, who was spanked by Li Cun, couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief while feeling ashamed!

——Cao Sanbao knew that her life must be saved. Li Cun, an emperor, would definitely not be able to spank a dead man's ass with his own hands.

Therefore, even though Cao Sanbao was already too ashamed to let go, she still obediently lay on Li Cun's lap, accepting Li Cun's punishment.

After Li Cun beat Cao Sanbao's butt until it was red and swollen, Li Cun let Cao Sanbao down.

Even though Cao Sanbao's fart was burning hot and painful now, she still knelt down beside Aunt Luo in a respectful manner as soon as she landed.

At this time, Li Cuncai asked Cao Sanbao again: "Why did you run away?"

Cao Sanbao didn't dare to lie anymore this time, she replied honestly: "I miss my son, and I want to go to Yingtian Mansion to see him."

Li Cun asked: "Why don't you go through formal channels?"

Hearing Li Cun's question, Cao Sanbao couldn't help looking at Li Cun with resentment.

Not only Cao Sanbao, but Aunt Luo also showed the same look.

Li Cun reacted for a while, and suddenly remembered a bad joke in later generations, that is, if you play and don't marry and if you marry, you don't play.

After realizing that the problem was actually with him, Li Cun laughed at himself: "So it's because I don't play when I'm married."

Thinking of this, Li Cun stood up straight away, then picked up Cao Sanbao with one hand and Aunt Luo with the other, and then led Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo into the corn field...

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